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Sorry, but I'm a teacher at the end of the month, which means I am CHECKING MY F###ING BANK BALANCE ONLINE BEFORE SPENDING FIFTEEN F$$&ING DOLLARS AT THE GROCERY STORE.


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And if you're going to ugly-rant about the disparity between teacher and administrator paychecks, do it naked.
Just to let the horror sink in properly.
Like Despair in The Sandman comics.

::gets dressed::


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Betty Nobody's Tips on Stretching your Household Dollar
(1) Invite Shiro over for a nice night of dinner and gaming. I suggest pulled pork and Call of Cthulu
(2) Mention to him that you don't have any snacks in the house, so could he please pick up a couple on the way? And mention that the kids are hungry
(3) Clear out the garage for when Mr. Jeep arrives with 18 bags of groceries

Yes, it's not healthy.
And yes, a good 40% of the snacks will have been bought because, "Oh, gods! These looked awful! I had to get them!"

But it DOES stretch the grocery dollar... to breaking!


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NobodysHome wrote:
Sharoth wrote:
Icyshadow wrote:
Java programming classes are no fun when the teacher isn't good at teaching it. I mostly sit in class while trying not to look clueless.
Ask NobodysHome and John Napier 698 for advice. Both deal with computers and John does programming. They might be able to point you to some good tutorials.

Annoyingly, I point everyone to w3schools, but it looks like they don't do Java.

John, any good Java sources?

Note - I have no idea how good these are, since I am not a programmer.

Codecademy has some Java tutorials.

If you have an Android tablet or phone, you can go to the Google Play Store and download these apps, Programming Hub and Master Android. Both of them have Java tutorials in them.

But my REAL advice is to buy Beginning Programming with Java for Dummies. I have been recommending the For Dummies books for over 20 years. They are great for people that are just getting started in something.

Also, there are some really good YouTube videos on programming. Check them out.


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lisamarlene wrote:
Sorry, but I'm a teacher at the end of the month, which means I am CHECKING MY F**+ING BANK BALANCE ONLINE BEFORE SPENDING FIFTEEN F+#@ING DOLLARS AT THE GROCERY STORE.

You have fifteen dollars! Lucky!!


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Did you hear about the guy who was buried alive? It was a grave mistake.


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Why can't blind people eat fish? Because it's see-food.


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Teacher: "Are you sleeping in my class?"
Little Johnny: "Not now, but if you talked a little quieter, I bet I could."


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A little rude, no looking younglings!:

I was spending some private time with my girlfriend the other day, and instead of saying "Who's your Daddy?" I said "How's your Daddy?". So we got dressed, sat at the kitchen table, and discussed her father's high cholesterol.


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In slightly more serious news, the game went well tonight. I just can't seem to hit the PCs, though. They fought an advanced giant spider, 5 dire rats, and 2 giant centipedes, and I managed to hit twice with the spider's web, once with a dire rat bite, and once with a giant centipede bite. I did a grand total of 3 points of damage, but I did give the Cavalier's MLP mount a case of Filth Fever, so I guess that's something.


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Also, there's a RWBY board game up on Kickstarter if anyone is interested.


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And it appears that Hugh Hefner has died.


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*2d4 ⇒ (2, 1) = 3 Slaadlings stalk the baby owlbear through the thread*

We are the bestestest aunts/uncles/whatevers in the history of all...histories!!!


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*sees Slaadlings "playing" with tiny owlbear*

*nibbles hay*

*piddles on floor*

*is cute*


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*scowls menacingly*


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*searches for pastries*


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*is rarely used*


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*is annoyed*


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*favorites all the things*


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Error 418.


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*soar past*


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*lurks*


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*looks fabulous*


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*mixes margaritas*


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*refuses to do that, Dave*


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*is terrifying*


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*scratches self*


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*returns from "work" to continue alias blitz*


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*scours tha sea fer BOOTY!"


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*looks for someone to egg*


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*gets egged*


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*runs to get bacon for the eggs*


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*refuses to share bacon*


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*eggs Kevin Bacon*


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Do What Thou Wilt.

So long as you stay away from the bean curd, civilian.


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*teleports in with a hogtied Benedict Cumberbatch*

*leaves Mr. Chunderthighs behind with a sign that reads "Eggs Benedict"*


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*soils the bean curd*


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*mrgh*


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*does chores for the Brigadier*


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*goes back into the closet*


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*am weasel*


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*hoes the garden*


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*talks in both your ears*


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*plows the field, if you know what I mean*


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*isn't here*


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*removes clothes*


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*has a jetpack*


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*rules all he surveys*


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*takes a survey*

*eats knight*


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*shakes head, sighs*

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