Deep 6 FaWtL

[lisamarlene]

Sorry, but I'm a teacher at the end of the month, which means I am CHECKING MY F!*+ING BANK BALANCE ONLINE BEFORE SPENDING FIFTEEN F&++ING DOLLARS AT THE GROCERY STORE.

[lisamarlene]

And if you're going to ugly-rant about the disparity between teacher and administrator paychecks, do it naked.
Just to let the horror sink in properly.
Like Despair in The Sandman comics.

::gets dressed::

[NobodysHome]

Betty Nobody's Tips on Stretching your Household Dollar
(1) Invite Shiro over for a nice night of dinner and gaming. I suggest pulled pork and Call of Cthulu
(2) Mention to him that you don't have any snacks in the house, so could he please pick up a couple on the way? And mention that the kids are hungry
(3) Clear out the garage for when Mr. Jeep arrives with 18 bags of groceries

Yes, it's not healthy.
And yes, a good 40% of the snacks will have been bought because, "Oh, gods! These looked awful! I had to get them!"

But it DOES stretch the grocery dollar... to breaking!

[Sharoth]

NobodysHome wrote:

Sharoth wrote:

Icyshadow wrote:

Java programming classes are no fun when the teacher isn't good at teaching it. I mostly sit in class while trying not to look clueless.

Ask NobodysHome and John Napier 698 for advice. Both deal with computers and John does programming. They might be able to point you to some good tutorials.

Annoyingly, I point everyone to w3schools, but it looks like they don't do Java.

John, any good Java sources?

Note - I have no idea how good these are, since I am not a programmer.

Codecademy has some Java tutorials.

If you have an Android tablet or phone, you can go to the Google Play Store and download these apps, Programming Hub and Master Android. Both of them have Java tutorials in them.

But my REAL advice is to buy Beginning Programming with Java for Dummies. I have been recommending the For Dummies books for over 20 years. They are great for people that are just getting started in something.

Also, there are some really good YouTube videos on programming. Check them out.

[captain yesterday]

lisamarlene wrote:

Sorry, but I'm a teacher at the end of the month, which means I am CHECKING MY F**+ING BANK BALANCE ONLINE BEFORE SPENDING FIFTEEN F+#@ING DOLLARS AT THE GROCERY STORE.

You have fifteen dollars! Lucky!!

[gran rey de los mono]

Did you hear about the guy who was buried alive? It was a grave mistake.

[gran rey de los mono]

Why can't blind people eat fish? Because it's see-food.

[gran rey de los mono]

Teacher: "Are you sleeping in my class?"
Little Johnny: "Not now, but if you talked a little quieter, I bet I could."

[gran rey de los mono]

A little rude, no looking younglings!:

I was spending some private time with my girlfriend the other day, and instead of saying "Who's your Daddy?" I said "How's your Daddy?". So we got dressed, sat at the kitchen table, and discussed her father's high cholesterol.

[gran rey de los mono]

In slightly more serious news, the game went well tonight. I just can't seem to hit the PCs, though. They fought an advanced giant spider, 5 dire rats, and 2 giant centipedes, and I managed to hit twice with the spider's web, once with a dire rat bite, and once with a giant centipede bite. I did a grand total of 3 points of damage, but I did give the Cavalier's MLP mount a case of Filth Fever, so I guess that's something.

[gran rey de los mono]

Also, there's a RWBY board game up on Kickstarter if anyone is interested.

[gran rey de los mono]

And it appears that Hugh Hefner has died.

[2d4 Slaadlings]

*2d4 ⇒ (2, 1) = 3 Slaadlings stalk the baby owlbear through the thread*

We are the bestestest aunts/uncles/whatevers in the history of all...histories!!!

[Ordinary Rabbit]

*sees Slaadlings "playing" with tiny owlbear*

*nibbles hay*

*piddles on floor*

*is cute*

[I'm Batman]

*scowls menacingly*

[Arthur Anymoredoughnuts]

*searches for pastries*

[John Ghoti, Mob Boss]

*is rarely used*

[Very Cross]

*is annoyed*

[SchemeKitty]

*favorites all the things*

[I am a Teapot]

Error 418.

[Flying Things]

*soar past*

[Jack Al'Tradies]

*lurks*

[Irregular Fabio]

*looks fabulous*

[Jimmy Buffett]

*mixes margaritas*

[HAL 9000]

*refuses to do that, Dave*

[Fear Itself]

*is terrifying*

[Werewoof of London]

*scratches self*

[gran rey de los surround sound]

*returns from "work" to continue alias blitz*

[YAAR! I BE A PIRATE!]

*scours tha sea fer BOOTY!"

[Tater Slaad]

*looks for someone to egg*

[SomebodysHere]

*gets egged*

[Schmorgan Heckengaard]

*runs to get bacon for the eggs*

[gran rey de los bacon]

*refuses to share bacon*

[Mater Slaad]

*eggs Kevin Bacon*

[Bean Curd Defence Force]

Do What Thou Wilt.

So long as you stay away from the bean curd, civilian.

[Punniculus]

*teleports in with a hogtied Benedict Cumberbatch*

*leaves Mr. Chunderthighs behind with a sign that reads "Eggs Benedict"*

[Powdered Toast Man]

*soils the bean curd*

[Mrgh.]

*mrgh*

[Major Someothertime]

*does chores for the Brigadier*

[I'm Hiding In My Closet]

*goes back into the closet*

[I M Weasel]

*am weasel*

[Hacksaw Jim Duggan]

*hoes the garden*

[gran rey de los stereo]

*talks in both your ears*

[gran rey de los rural]

*plows the field, if you know what I mean*

[gran rey de los ninja]

*isn't here*

[gran rey de los nekkid]

*removes clothes*

[gran rey de los future]

*has a jetpack*

[gran rey de los everything]

*rules all he surveys*

[gran rey de los dragons]

*takes a survey*

*eats knight*

[gran rey de los disclaimer]

*shakes head, sighs*