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Life is like a penis. Sometimes it's hard for no good reason.

And sometimes you have no pants on.


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There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today, than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs, huge erections, and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.


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I feel like the site your getting these from is a little questionable.


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Just a little?


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Maybe an understatement?


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Just a little.


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Nah. It's all good.


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Aww he stopped. might be for the best.


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Two men were talking. "So, how's your sex life?"
"Oh, nothing special. I'm having Social Security sex."
"Social Security sex?"
"Yeah, you know, I get a little each month, but not enough to live on.”


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I was done, but decided to post one more just because you mentioned it.


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So that is how that works.


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I'm back in Skyrim, and I swear I get no f#!!ing respect. I walked up to a bunch of Imperial soldiers doing secret squirrel s*%%, with what appear to be prisoners, and they won't tell me anything besides "This is Imperial business, citizen! Stand aside!". Like, I'm a f&&$ing Legate, I outrank every single person here. And I'm pretty sure General Tullius specifically put me in charge of doing the secret squirrel s$%%. I'm even in uniform. The Imperial Army's going to Oblivion if this is how we treat our superior officers now.

Then I go to Dragon's Bridge to talk to the Emporer's Guard real quck, and their agent is all "I think you're in the wrong building...". Like, again. F#+!ing Legate. I go where I want, and I got Imperial business to discuss with your commander. How is a basic military heirarchy supposed to function with these disrespectful morons all over the place?

Then I go home, and my daughters are all like "What'd you bring me? What'd you bring me?", and all my wife does is try to sell me s#%# from her store and tell me how nice our house and neighborhood in Solitude is. Never ANY other sort of interaction with her.


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I feel like what your telling us is your expectations of Skyrim are not living up to the reality.


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Vidmaster7 wrote:
So that is how that works.

Sometimes.


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gran rey de los mono wrote:
Vidmaster7 wrote:
So that is how that works.
Sometimes.

There will be experimentation.


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Vidmaster7 wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
Vidmaster7 wrote:
So that is how that works.
Sometimes.
There will be experimentation.

Experimentation is for college. I finished that s~%! a long time ago.


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Uh not that kind of experimentation. Was thinking more needles and electric prods.


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Vidmaster7 wrote:
Uh not that kind of experimentation. Was thinking more needles and electric prods.

Needles and electric prods? Yeah, that sounds about right.


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Vidmaster7 wrote:
I feel like what your telling us is your expectations of Skyrim are not living up to the reality.

Yea, well, what's the use of being a high ranking Imperial officer if I can't act like one?


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Rosita the Riveter wrote:
Vidmaster7 wrote:
I feel like what your telling us is your expectations of Skyrim are not living up to the reality.
Yea, well, what's the use of being a high ranking Imperial officer if I can't act like one?

You just need to know the three magic words: "Single Reactor Ignition".


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Vidmaster7 wrote:
Hey captain is back to that picture.

Starfinder should arrive in the mail some time this week, I'm just trying to keep an eye on the mailbox. :-)

Edit: tracking information updated this morning, they've been processed in Bensonville, Illinois. So should arrive Wednesday or maybe Thursday.


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It's also school registration week, and for some reason they scheduled me for 5 a.m. on Saturday (someone figured out I'm more powerful in the morning).

And it's all topped off with my [redacted], which I'm hoping everyone will forget.


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A sixth baby pumpkin grows.


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Good afternoon, everyone.


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Hello! I just got back from walking the dog.


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How many rabbits did he try to chase down?


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We did not see any bunnies, we saw his friend Buddy, and college students moving out, but no bunnies.


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Maybe next time.


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captain yesterday wrote:

The General (noticing the tack is missing from Tiny T-Rex's calendar): Tiny T-Rex, did you knock the pin out somewhere?

Tiny T-Rex: I didn't I swear! I just spun it around really fast, like this, and it flew out!

And then today...

Pea Bear: Look mom, I found that thumbtack you lost.


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Hey, John! Always nice to see you!

cy: that is basically every day of my life. XD
(I don't have the teenager, but yeah.)


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Here almost Starfinder is.


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Correct grammer that almost wasn't


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Me break give, dyslexic left and handed I'm.


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NOW! STARFINDER I NEED


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It's somewhere in town... At the central mail distribution last I heard, hopefully it'll make it over to our post office in time to go out with the daily mail.

I shan't rest until it's in my hands.


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Sigh I really just need to order it from paizo Amazon prime is nice and its being payed for so it should be used but darn it I want that book NOW.


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I made sure my order was just over a hundred so I'd get the first ten knocked off shipping. So even though my order weighs 7.3 pounds, I'm only paying 4.26 in shipping. :-)

I also planned out, saved up and squirreled away money for a year just for Starfinder.

Edit: Which for myself, is a level of planning nearly unheard of.


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preordering it on amazon prime atm is free 2 day shipping and 47.51 for book I think its closer to 60 on the paizo website. Doesn't come with pdf but that is not a big deal to me.


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With my pathfinder advantage from the AP sub and the piddly shipping i only paid $52 (that's assuming shipping is split amongst the four items).


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Hmm I've thought about the Sub but My income is to up and down I wait a good while sometimes to pick up some books. It does seem pretty solid just doesn't work for me at the moment.


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I've been getting APs since Kingmaker (except Giantslayer) and I didn't start subbing until Hell's Rebels, so I know how that is. :-)


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One day a man came home from work to find his wife crying hysterically in the kitchen. "What's wrong, dearest?" asked the confused husband. "Oh darling," sobbed the wife, "I was cleaning little Suzie's room when I found whips, handcuffs and chains under her bed, along with a very erotic porn magazine! What ever are we going to do?" "Well," replied the man, "I guess a spanking is out of the question."


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gran rey de los mono wrote:
One day a man came home from work to find his wife crying hysterically in the kitchen. "What's wrong, dearest?" asked the confused husband. "Oh darling," sobbed the wife, "I was cleaning little Suzie's room when I found whips, handcuffs and chains under her bed, along with a very erotic porn magazine! What ever are we going to do?" "Well," replied the man, "I guess a spanking is out of the question."

I'm going to resist going into a psychology lesson I had on the subject of spanking.


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What's the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky is when you tickle your girlfriend with a feather, perverted is when you use the whole bird.


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Vidmaster7 wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
One day a man came home from work to find his wife crying hysterically in the kitchen. "What's wrong, dearest?" asked the confused husband. "Oh darling," sobbed the wife, "I was cleaning little Suzie's room when I found whips, handcuffs and chains under her bed, along with a very erotic porn magazine! What ever are we going to do?" "Well," replied the man, "I guess a spanking is out of the question."
I'm going to resist going into a psychology lesson I had on the subject of spanking.

Refusing to share your knowledge about spanking? That's a paddlin'!


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The theory is that adults that enjoy being spanked learned to associate it as a form of love at a young age (I'm punishing you because I love you.) That parental love gets generalized so the person being spanked learns to associate being spanked with feelings of "love".

Soap box:
little off topic but research suggests you should never spank your children while you are angry (you should be calm and collected) because children learn a lot more by what they see you do; not by what you tell them. So spanking them while you are angry teaches them that hitting while angry is acceptable.


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Who the hell is Rorschach and why did he paint so many pictures of my mother?!


What does your ex and slinky have in common? It’s nice to watch either fall down the stairs.


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Chuck Norris does not pet animals. Animals pet themselves when they see him approaching.


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gran rey de los mono wrote:
Who the hell is Rorschach and why did he paint so many pictures of my mother?!

I am going to take that one.

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