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I can say I've never run into any place with a policy like that.

"No shoes, no shirt, no service" policies, on the other hand....


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Orthos wrote:

I can say I've never run into any place with a policy like that.

"No shoes, no shirt, no service" policies, on the other hand....

There's a couple places around here that have some bad deals with their credit card vendors.

The diner I eat most of my lunches at has a ridiculous cost per credit transaction that means he loses money any time the total is under $5 and they want to use a card. The diner is on the first floor of my office building, and when I run back in to grab some bottles of water or whatever he just goes "Vany, I'll just put the $3 on your lunch bill. Don't worry about it." The price for the water is $1.25 per bottle before city and state taxes and I'm usually grabbing them 3 at a time. I figure that's a win-win for both of us.

My local game store has "No shoes, no shirt, no soap, no service" on their door.


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Adult peer pressure is seeing your neighbor mowing their lawn.


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Part of growing up is learning how to say "f#&+ off" politely.


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The Internet was a more peaceful place back when you needed a minimum IQ to figure out how to connect.


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If 40%-50% of all marriages end in divorce, that means 50%-60% of marriages end in death.


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In the last 10 years, society has gone from bullying people who like superheroes to bullying people who don't.


We buy 55" televisions, and then ignore them to focus on the 5.5" screens on our phones.


Having a secret admirer is cute when you're 16. When you're 26, it's terrifying.


Background actors would be more convincing if everyone stared at their phones instead of pretending to talk to each other.


Efficiency is a positive form of laziness.


Dogs may help you prepare to have babies, but cats prepare you for having teenagers.


gran rey de los mono wrote:
In the last 10 years, society has gone from bullying people who like superheroes to bullying people who don't.

DOOM does not bully he merely threatens... wait... very well. fine. DOOM bullies!


Shoes are tiny portable floors.


Is it strange that we bake cookies, yet cook bacon?


Freehold DM wrote:
Just a Mort wrote:

Can't be arsed to read the paladin threads. To me they're a waste of time. Because I don't question rules. Now in my Game worlds you just need to be helping the forces of Good + whatever the tenets your God sets for paladins.

Good>Law

okay. Who are you and what have you done with mort?

Arrrrghhh my secret is out!

I'm a doppelganger who's eaten up the kitty cat. Yum-yum!


gran rey de los mono wrote:
Having a secret admirer is cute when you're 16. When you're 26, it's terrifying.

Its not soo bad. occasionally she (ok could be a she can't confirm) sends me candy. Granted I have it tested first! Also any gifts that tick I just immediately get rid of.


The Internet has done much to improve the quality of life, but little to improve the quality of people.


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When humanity made the switch from a hunter/gatherer lifestyle for agriculture and animal husbandry, it showed that they realized the inherent superiority of spawncamping.


When the person you are talking to brings their zodiac sign into the conversation, it is safe to assume that everything they are saying is complete b!~%+&@&.


aww that's cute Mort learned how to alias.


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Chunky salsa could be considered a form of fruit salad.


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A library is basically a book brothel.


gran rey de los mono wrote:
When the person you are talking to brings their zodiac sign into the conversation, it is safe to assume that everything they are saying is complete b@%$+~@@.

That is exactly what a Scorpio would say!


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Sleeping Beauty probably had really bad morning breath.


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There was a day when your parents set you down, and never picked you up again.

The Exchange

I knew how to alias ages ago. I PBP, come on. It's just I have soo many unused ones since many of the games I signed up for folded.

I try not to create anymore aliases, since I view it as wasteful.

The Exchange

gran rey de los mono wrote:
There was a day when your parents set you down, and never picked you up again.

Because you grew too heavy.


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Just a Mort wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
There was a day when your parents set you down, and never picked you up again.
Because you grew too heavy.

Or they stopped loving you.


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gran rey de los mono wrote:
A library is basically a book brothel.

Hay doll how much for a peek at your index *wink wink*


Schmorgan Heckengaard wrote:
Just a Mort wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
There was a day when your parents set you down, and never picked you up again.
Because you grew too heavy.
Or they stopped loving you.

For a second their I was like Brutal! way to stomp on Grans emotions then I realized it was your alias saying it.


Just a Mort wrote:

I knew how to alias ages ago. I PBP, come on. It's just I have soo many unused ones since many of the games I signed up for folded.

I try not to create anymore aliases, since I view it as wasteful.

I don't get to use some of my aliases enough. like this one. Its rare circumstances. I blame quibblemuch. I haven't seen him post in quite awhile.

The Exchange

On a more serious note, prioritizing law over good leads to some screwed up situations. I.e say A paladin in Nazi Germany has some jews seeking refuge. Turning them over to the authorities, and thus to their deaths – is not what I’d consider a good act. Though it may be a lawful one.

And when you have a corrupt empire, with kangeroo courts, is being lawful something to be proud off?

And at the end of the day the word paladin is defined as a knight renowned for heroism and chivalry.

Gautier's Ten Commandments of chivalry are:
1. Thou shalt believe all that the Church teaches and thou shalt observe all its directions.
2. Thou shalt defend the Church.
3. Thou shalt respect all weaknesses, and shalt constitute thyself the defender of them.
4. Thou shalt love the country in which thou wast born.
5. Thou shalt not recoil before thine enemy
6. Thou shalt make war against the infidel without cessation and without mercy.
7. Thou shalt perform scrupulously thy feudal duties, if they be not contrary to the laws of God.
8. Thou shalt never lie, and shalt remain faithful to thy pledged word.
9. Thou shalt be generous, and give largesse to everyone.
10. Thou shalt be everywhere and always the champion of the Right and the Good against Injustice and Evil

So how does commandment no. 3, and commandment no. 10 fall within serving the laws of an evil empire?

Commandment No.7 even states you should respect the laws of the land, ONLY IF they are not contrary to the laws of God.


Just a Mort wrote:

On a more serious note, prioritizing law over good leads to some screwed up situations. I.e say A paladin in Nazi Germany has some jews seeking refuge. Turning them over to the authorities, and thus to their deaths – is not what I’d consider a good act. Though it may be a lawful one.

And when you have a corrupt empire, with kangeroo courts, is being lawful something to be proud off?

And at the end of the day the word paladin is defined as a knight renowned for heroism and chivalry.

Gautier's Ten Commandments of chivalry are:
1. Thou shalt believe all that the Church teaches and thou shalt observe all its directions.
2. Thou shalt defend the Church.
3. Thou shalt respect all weaknesses, and shalt constitute thyself the defender of them.
4. Thou shalt love the country in which thou wast born.
5. Thou shalt not recoil before thine enemy
6. Thou shalt make war against the infidel without cessation and without mercy.
7. Thou shalt perform scrupulously thy feudal duties, if they be not contrary to the laws of God.
8. Thou shalt never lie, and shalt remain faithful to thy pledged word.
9. Thou shalt be generous, and give largesse to everyone.
10. Thou shalt be everywhere and always the champion of the Right and the Good against Injustice and Evil

So how does commandment no. 3, and commandment no. 10 fall within serving the laws of an evil empire?

Commandment No.7 even states you should respect the laws of the land, ONLY IF they are not contrary to the laws of God.

Hmm I could be wrong but I think theirs a rule about bringing paladin debates into this thread.

The Exchange

If I don't remember wrongly I got dispensation to talk about alignment. If I remember wrongly, I just get to dodge flaming bikes...


Fair enough.

The Exchange

The scary thing about me is I pretty much remember everything that has been said...and get to quote posts like it's nothing.

Like it's not the first time I've been talking about paladins

I think it's caused by the nature of my work.

Grand Lodge

Pathfinder Adventure, Rulebook Subscriber
Just a Mort wrote:
On a more serious note, prioritizing law over good leads to some screwed up situations. I.e say A paladin in Nazi Germany has some jews seeking refuge. Turning them over to the authorities, and thus to their deaths – is not what I’d consider a good act. Though it may be a lawful one.

It absolutely is not. Unless your metaphysical Law has some very ugly components.

The Exchange

Talking about that,or bringing up examples, since it's RL politics, will get flaming bikes fired at me. Suffice to say back in that day they had some really screwed up laws.


It gets really murky when you have to start trying to look at the same laws from multiple different perspectives. I personally like to think with the right effort time and smart you could make some pretty absolute and effective laws to govern a nation but the reality seem to prove over and over that reality is to subjective and chaotic.

The Exchange

Oh geez. I started chortling the moment I recognized the Yellow Sign


I wonder where I'll be working today.


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Speaking of work I'm going on 5 hours of sleep for 2 days (due to accursed meeting) and yet managed not to strangle my manager so I think I deserve some praise.


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Well done.

Unless you stabbed or bludgeoned them instead, in which case you've been very naughty and I hope you're ashamed of yourself.


Going to attempt to poke at campaign journals if free time allows. I'm actually not covering a class for someone today...


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walks in front of bikes

inspects them with pride

douses them with oil

makes sure no oil is on hands, clothes

lights wooden match

tosses it at bikes

watches them crackle merrily

uses long stick to push bikes onto bike launcher

inputs coordinates for Mort

nods to fritzy


I'm working at Caribou Court today, I wonder if that's like a Kangaroo Court but with less fisticuffs.


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Spits out coffee all over his newspaper, aims for Mort.

Sorry boss, didn't mean to get complacent, won't happen again!

The Exchange

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*takes a plane off to Hokkaido*

Sorry if I violated any rules, buh bye! Flying off for a week!


No worries, we all do it from time to time. :-)

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