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If you need a loan, don't expect a mathematician to cosine it.

Edit: Don't expect him to wear pants either.


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Why did the mathematician work from home? He could only function in his own domain.


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Finding area is an integral part of calculus.


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Sometimes doing geometry just feels like going in circles.


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What do organic mathematicians throw on the fire? Natural logs.


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I've decided to quit being a personal trainer because I'm just not strong enough. I've already handed in my too-weak notice.


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My friend drowned, so at the funeral we had a wreath shaped like a lifebelt. After all, it's what he would have wanted.


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The inventor of throat lozenges died last week. There was no coffin at the funeral.


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I just had a near sex experience. My wife flashed in front of my eyes.


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My girlfriend tried to convince me to have sex on the hood of her Honda Civic. I refused. If I'm going to sex on a car, it's going to be on my on Accord.


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I wanted to learn how to drive a stick shift, but couldn't find a manual.


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If I was addicted to masturbation, and then became addicted to sex, would you say my addiction got out-of-hand?


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Where do robots go for fun? The circuits.


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I went to karaoke with some friends, but got thrown out after singing "Danger Zone" six times in a row. They told me I exceeded my maximum number of Loggins attempts.


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A man goes to a costume party with a naked woman on his back. The host asks "What are you supposed to be?" The man says "I'm a turtle." The host says angrily "What a load of rubbish! How can you be a turtle when all you have is a naked lady on your back?" The man smiles and says "That's Michelle."

Spoiler:
Michelle = my shell


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174 this time.


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gran rey de los nekkid wrote:

If you need a loan, don't expect a mathematician to cosine it.

Edit: Don't expect him to wear pants either.

Chefwear. Only chefwear.


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I didn't realise Texas was part of Norway.


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Texas has Walker Texas Tanger, aka Chuck Norris. Can you keep it from being wherever it wants to be?


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Kileanna wrote:
Texas has Walker Texas Tanger, aka Chuck Norris. Can you keep it from being wherever it wants to be?

An officer kicked in the door to the room and freed the man...

...And here he is!


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NEW GUNDAM THUNDERBOLT EPISODE UP AT YOUTUBE


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Gundam Wing is the ultimate Gundam.


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Schmorgan Heckengaard wrote:
Gundam Wing is the ultimate Gundam.

This guy knows. ^^


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MS08th Team and Iron Blood Orphans are also good. Although, I've only watched the first season of Iron Blood Orphans, so it's possible it went downhill.


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Schmorgan Heckengaard wrote:
Gundam Wing is the ultimate Gundam.

you need to stop doing drugs.

There is no Gundam that can be considered good outside of UC Gundam.


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Vidmaster7 wrote:
Schmorgan Heckengaard wrote:
Gundam Wing is the ultimate Gundam.
This guy knows. ^^

knows how wrong he is? Possibly.


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Freehold DM wrote:
Schmorgan Heckengaard wrote:
Gundam Wing is the ultimate Gundam.

you need to stop doing drugs.

There is no Gundam that can be considered good outside of UC Gundam.

Not sure what the UC Gundam is. Frankly, all the Gundam I've seen is Wing, 08th Team, Iron Blood Orphans, and a little of the original Mobile Suit Gundam series. And I only watched a little of the original series because I didn't care for it.


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I'm including Endless Waltz in Wing, of course. And I do have a Gundam live action movie, G-Saviour, but I haven't watched it in forever so I don't recall my feelings towards it. Probably didn't like it that much if I haven't watched it in 10 years or more despite it sitting on my shelf.


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gran rey de los mono wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Schmorgan Heckengaard wrote:
Gundam Wing is the ultimate Gundam.

you need to stop doing drugs.

There is no Gundam that can be considered good outside of UC Gundam.

Not sure what the UC Gundam is. Frankly, all the Gundam I've seen is Wing, 08th Team, Iron Blood Orphans, and a little of the original Mobile Suit Gundam series. And I only watched a little of the original series because I didn't care for it.

removes gran from Christmas card list


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I assumed I wasn't on the list for several reasons already. Such as my feelings of warmth towards Joss Whedon and Alton Brown.


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The world is in mourning today as the news has reported that Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer has died. He was flying over Barcelona when he was involved in a mid-air collision with a flock of seagulls and a Boeing 747. Authorities have stated that the Reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.


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Uhm "gran" sounds like the name of an old lady xD


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What's blue and not heavy? Light blue.


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gran rey de los mono wrote:
The world is in mourning today as the news has reported that Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer has died. He was flying over Barcelona when he was involved in a mid-air collision with a flock of seagulls and a Boeing 747. Authorities have stated that the Reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

I half caught the reference. What was the original thing like? Something about the rain in Spain maybe?


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Kileanna wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
The world is in mourning today as the news has reported that Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer has died. He was flying over Barcelona when he was involved in a mid-air collision with a flock of seagulls and a Boeing 747. Authorities have stated that the Reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.
I half caught the reference. What was the original thing like? Something about the rain in Spain maybe?

The rain in Spain falls mainly in the plains. From My Fair Lady? I think.


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*searches cabinets for pastries*


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I feel like I unlocked a real life achievement yesterday. "A/C Repairman". I got home yesterday morning and my house was very warm. After fiddling with the thermostat for a while, I determined it was borked. So I bought a new one, installed it, and it has been working nicely for almost 24 hours now. Yay me!


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Happy birthday Icyshadow!!


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gran rey de los mono wrote:
I assumed I wasn't on the list for several reasons already. Such as my feelings of warmth towards Joss Whedon and Alton Brown.

removes gran from previous list, adds him to negative Christmas card list

Thats right, I will be breaking into your house to steal exactly one of your Christmas cards EVERY YEAR


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Will you steal mine too!

builds shrine to Firefly in back office/pantry.


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So, something happened a couple of months ago, and I just realized it this morning.
Back in April, I took my kids to Silicon Valley Comic Con, mostly so my daughter could meet Dr. Crusher and my son could see Buzz Aldrin. And they cosplayed and we looked at lots of artists booths and I got to meet almost *everyone* I loved from Sesame Street when I was a kid, and Mister McFeeley from Mister Rogers Neighborhood to boot, and it was awesome.

But while we were standing at the row of Sesame Street booths, a man started talking to me. Middle aged, shortish, a bit roundish, pleasant-faced... you know, kind of like the love child of Nobody's Home and Jerry Mathers. And he asked me why the kids and I were at Comic Con, what we enjoyed about it, what the big draws were for us. And we chatted a bit.
Then he casually mentioned, "Ya know, Adam West and Burt Ward are here, too."
"Yeah, I know," I said. "That's so cool. I liked the show. But, to be honest, I probably wouldn't know the guys if I bumped into them on the street."
He said, "Yeah, me too, I guess," and chuckled, and changed the subject.

So Netflix just added the entire Batman series and I was looking it up this morning because we're thinking about introducing the kids to it, and I remembered this conversation, and did some googling, and that guy?
He was Burt Ward.

Embarrassed.


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Freehold DM wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
I assumed I wasn't on the list for several reasons already. Such as my feelings of warmth towards Joss Whedon and Alton Brown.

removes gran from previous list, adds him to negative Christmas card list

Thats right, I will be breaking into your house to steal exactly one of your Christmas cards EVERY YEAR

Then I'm pretty sure you'll have to leave me a card. I don't think I've received a card in years. I might get one from my mom, but I've slowly trained her to not send me cards for any holidays. I just throw them away after reading them. And it's really a waste of postage since we see each other at least once every few weeks anyways. So, if I get 0 cards, and you steal 1, that leaves me at -1 cards, so you would have to leave me a card. BOOM MATH'D!


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I have never in my life mailed Christmas cards. I always mean to and I always forget or blow it off.

Tell ya what.
Anyone who sends me their address gets Christmas cards this year, just for the random fun of it. I will try to make them silly and geeky.


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lisamarlene wrote:

So, something happened a couple of months ago, and I just realized it this morning.

Back in April, I took my kids to Silicon Valley Comic Con, mostly so my daughter could meet Dr. Crusher and my son could see Buzz Aldrin. And they cosplayed and we looked at lots of artists booths and I got to meet almost *everyone* I loved from Sesame Street when I was a kid, and Mister McFeeley from Mister Rogers Neighborhood to boot, and it was awesome.

But while we were standing at the row of Sesame Street booths, a man started talking to me. Middle aged, shortish, a bit roundish, pleasant-faced... you know, kind of like the love child of Nobody's Home and Jerry Mathers. And he asked me why the kids and I were at Comic Con, what we enjoyed about it, what the big draws were for us. And we chatted a bit.
Then he casually mentioned, "Ya know, Adam West and Burt Ward are here, too."
"Yeah, I know," I said. "That's so cool. I liked the show. But, to be honest, I probably wouldn't know the guys if I bumped into them on the street."
He said, "Yeah, me too, I guess," and chuckled, and changed the subject.

So Netflix just added the entire Batman series and I was looking it up this morning because we're thinking about introducing the kids to it, and I remembered this conversation, and did some googling, and that guy?
He was Burt Ward.

Embarrassed.

In your defence, it's been awhile since he made something that people can see on a regular basis.


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And Freehold?
If I mention once again my love for Firefly, Buffy, and occasionally even Agents of SHIELD (when it's not pissing me off), and also Alton Brown, do I not get taken out for bonchon?

::pout::


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I will say, I hate Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. and Firefly.

Puts on Whedon is my spirit guide t-shirt.

But, if it keeps one Christmas card with a posed photograph of people I can barely tolerate out of my house I'll make that sacrifice.


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Adds Good Eats to Hulu watch list, just to be sure.


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Oh, gods. Government bureaucracies, how I hate them!

We're renewing the kids' passports for... reasons. So I have to admit, I haven't tried to renew a (recently-expired) passport since 9/11, so maybe things have changed quite a bit.

But it used to be, "Show up at the counter with your old passport and a new photo, pay the exorbitant fee, and be done."
The old passport was considered the best-possible ID you could have, since you had to jump through so many hoops to get it.

But now it's, "We need their birth certificates, a valid photo ID from you (that isn't a passport), two pages of random paperwork... EACH, AND some exorbitant fees! Oh! And they HAVE to be here IN PERSON to renew! That 'renewal by mail' thing is SO passe!"

So... I understand having massive proof-of-ID requirements to get your initial passport. But if I'm standing there in person at the counter with the passport you issued me a few years ago, why do I have to re-prove my ID to you?

  • If the passports are so easily-forgeable that you need to re-prove everything, then what good is all that "proof"?
  • If the passports really are "forgery-proof", then why do you need me to re-prove everything?
  • I don't mind bureaucracy when it makes sense. When it's busywork that is obviously unnecessary and/or redundant, I get uppity.


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    Hurray for: math! math jokes! 08th MS Team! Firefly! meeting the legendary Burt Ward, and everyone awesome from your childhood! (So, yay lisamarlene!) Chuck Norris (and jokes)! a rescued guy! cold weather (I miss it, but all this rain is alright!) and other stuff!

    ... I've still got internet bad enough that I'm hoping this goes through... fifth times the charm!


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    According to Freehold DM's Facebook page, he loves Buffy, worships Joss Whedon and Alton Brown, hates Michael Bay and Bon Chon.

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