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Male Half Elf Bard 5 AC 14 HP 28 /28 Temp HP: 8 Passive Perception +18 Saves: S -1, D +5, Co +0, I +4, W +2, Ch +6

I am sorry to say that I am going to need to step away from the table. RL has prevented me from even looking to see how the game has been going. Hopefully when things settle down again I will be able to adventure with you all again.


Male Half Elf Bard 5 AC 14 HP 28 /28 Temp HP: 8 Passive Perception +18 Saves: S -1, D +5, Co +0, I +4, W +2, Ch +6

Rodney answers up. "I am willing to Scout if need be."

Scouting:
He slowly makes his way Stealth: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (9) + 5 = 14


Male Half Elf Bard 5 AC 14 HP 28 /28 Temp HP: 8 Passive Perception +18 Saves: S -1, D +5, Co +0, I +4, W +2, Ch +6

I am sorry Rodalas


Male Half Elf Bard 5 AC 14 HP 28 /28 Temp HP: 8 Passive Perception +18 Saves: S -1, D +5, Co +0, I +4, W +2, Ch +6

Sorry, I am on a business trip so my post may be slow coming. And thank you for running me.

"I am for one do not want to get close to that thing. I could try and weave a spell of a minor illusion to make it think that all it sees is the cage." He offers up.


Male Half Elf Bard 5 AC 14 HP 28 /28 Temp HP: 8 Passive Perception +18 Saves: S -1, D +5, Co +0, I +4, W +2, Ch +6

Yup, I am no help there as well


Male Half Elf Bard 5 AC 14 HP 28 /28 Temp HP: 8 Passive Perception +18 Saves: S -1, D +5, Co +0, I +4, W +2, Ch +6

Rodney just hears 'Bla Bla Bla' But since Baldrick seems to have an understanding with woman, Rodney tries to inspire Baldrick anyway he can. "So do you think they will just give up with out a fight? Are they peaceful Duergars? I have not heard of any before."

Bardic Inspiration to Baldrick


Male Half Elf Bard 5 AC 14 HP 28 /28 Temp HP: 8 Passive Perception +18 Saves: S -1, D +5, Co +0, I +4, W +2, Ch +6

"If you start to bend those bars it could make some noise..." He whispers.


Male Half Elf Bard 5 AC 14 HP 28 /28 Temp HP: 8 Passive Perception +18 Saves: S -1, D +5, Co +0, I +4, W +2, Ch +6

Perception: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (1) + 8 = 9
Perception, Disadvantage: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (18) + 8 = 26
Stealth: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (9) + 5 = 14


Male Half Elf Bard 5 AC 14 HP 28 /28 Temp HP: 8 Passive Perception +18 Saves: S -1, D +5, Co +0, I +4, W +2, Ch +6

When the dwarfs make it. Rodney steps into the bunker and frowns at the sight of the killed Duergar.
"We could have used him for information on the rest of the place. Well nothing can be done about it now." Rodney whispers.
And he starts to look around.


Male Half Elf Bard 5 AC 14 HP 28 /28 Temp HP: 8 Passive Perception +18 Saves: S -1, D +5, Co +0, I +4, W +2, Ch +6

"Lets bring the others up." He whispers
He then starts to casts a spell. And back about 30 feet a large glowing hand forms waving to the rest of the party to come forward (Minor Illusion).


Male Half Elf Bard 5 AC 14 HP 28 /28 Temp HP: 8 Passive Perception +18 Saves: S -1, D +5, Co +0, I +4, W +2, Ch +6

Unless someone has a better idea. I say scout the inside.


Male Half Elf Bard 5 AC 14 HP 28 /28 Temp HP: 8 Passive Perception +18 Saves: S -1, D +5, Co +0, I +4, W +2, Ch +6

Hold up, I see someone up by the arrow slit. He whispers.
Rodney quietly casts a spell to try and disable the guard.
Sleep at 2nd level: 7d8 ⇒ (5, 2, 1, 7, 7, 7, 1) = 30


Male Half Elf Bard 5 AC 14 HP 28 /28 Temp HP: 8 Passive Perception +18 Saves: S -1, D +5, Co +0, I +4, W +2, Ch +6

My Passive Perception is a 18, but it is now a 13 when you -5, so here are the rolls.
Perception: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (15) + 8 = 23
Perception, Disadvantage: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (10) + 8 = 18


Male Half Elf Bard 5 AC 14 HP 28 /28 Temp HP: 8 Passive Perception +18 Saves: S -1, D +5, Co +0, I +4, W +2, Ch +6

Stealth: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (4) + 5 = 9

Not seeing too well in the dark he runs into a rock ledge and swears and he rubs his head.


Male Half Elf Bard 5 AC 14 HP 28 /28 Temp HP: 8 Passive Perception +18 Saves: S -1, D +5, Co +0, I +4, W +2, Ch +6

Rodney has a +5 in stealth so he is willing to give it a try.

"I am fine going but give me 10 min. to cast a spell so if they are talking I can understand what they are saying."

He casts Comprehend Languages as a ritual


Male Half Elf Bard 5 AC 14 HP 28 /28 Temp HP: 8 Passive Perception +18 Saves: S -1, D +5, Co +0, I +4, W +2, Ch +6

I assume when you say "trained" is the same as being proficient in that skill? I am proficent in survival, but I all so have the jack of trades ability as well if that works.
Survival: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (17) + 5 = 22

"Hmmm, they look like a creature that I have seen before...."


Male Half Elf Bard 5 AC 14 HP 28 /28 Temp HP: 8 Passive Perception +18 Saves: S -1, D +5, Co +0, I +4, W +2, Ch +6

My wife just got a job teaching in Texas. She was a teacher in Oregon for 12 years. When our child was born she switched to being a stay at home mom for 6 years. Then she decided that she would go back into teaching, so she became a substitute teacher to get her feet wet again. She went back to her old school, and worked one day. She was called every name in the book by her kids, and a kid step up on her like he was going to hit her (she just stepped right on to him and it confused him so much that he backed off). they gave her a radio and told her to call in when a kid/s walk out, which she had to do a lot. She said that she may be taught 10 minutes out of the whole day. This was a 5th grade class room. And she was told that most Substitute teaches for that room would leave and go home before lunch time. She lasted the whole day, but only did it for that day. She did some teaching at other school districts with much better days, but still many of the kids had very poor behaviors.

When we moved to Texas she again tried again as a substitute teacher. And it was night and day. Kids were all yes mam, no mam and wanted to learn (for the most part). So now for next fall she will be teaching full time, 3rd grade kids.


Male Half Elf Bard 5 AC 14 HP 28 /28 Temp HP: 8 Passive Perception +18 Saves: S -1, D +5, Co +0, I +4, W +2, Ch +6

As they start out Rodney starts to give a speech on how we brave few will boldly go out into the tundra for fame and glory. he keeps talking for the next 10 minutes.
Inspiring Leader: giving 8 Temp hit points to the party

Con save: 1d20 + 0 ⇒ (3) + 0 = 3
Advantage Con Save: 1d20 + 0 ⇒ (18) + 0 = 18
After a while the cold start to bite at his face, as the cold wind cuts like a knife right to his bones.
Rodney sinks deeper into his fur lined coat. Desperate to keep the cold out.


Male Half Elf Bard 5 AC 14 HP 28 /28 Temp HP: 8 Passive Perception +18 Saves: S -1, D +5, Co +0, I +4, W +2, Ch +6

Hearing that they are walking again, Rodney gives a sigh. He checks his gear and gets ready to go.


Male Half Elf Bard 5 AC 14 HP 28 /28 Temp HP: 8 Passive Perception +18 Saves: S -1, D +5, Co +0, I +4, W +2, Ch +6

Asking the guide "So how long do you think we will be away for? I am think of getting the sled and dog team but I only have enough for a few days at most."

Speaking to the shop keeper. "Other than your normal cold gear, do you have any 'special' items that you might have for sale?"


Male Half Elf Bard 5 AC 14 HP 28 /28 Temp HP: 8 Passive Perception +18 Saves: S -1, D +5, Co +0, I +4, W +2, Ch +6

"You say it is a magic lantern? What type of magic is it?" Rodney asks.


Male Half Elf Bard 5 AC 14 HP 28 /28 Temp HP: 8 Passive Perception +18 Saves: S -1, D +5, Co +0, I +4, W +2, Ch +6

"This blasted cold, Why could it not be a storm of never ending mild tropic weather? Nice and warm but not too warm, with a pleasant sun shinning." He says as he sips on his hot drink.


Male Half Elf Bard 5 AC 14 HP 28 /28 Temp HP: 8 Passive Perception +18 Saves: S -1, D +5, Co +0, I +4, W +2, Ch +6

Sorry packing and moving eats up my time lately

Rodney having his chills and not preforming up to par, moves to have a seat with his companions.


Male Half Elf Bard 5 AC 14 HP 28 /28 Temp HP: 8 Passive Perception +18 Saves: S -1, D +5, Co +0, I +4, W +2, Ch +6

Rodney freezes as well in the cold


Male Half Elf Bard 5 AC 14 HP 28 /28 Temp HP: 8 Passive Perception +18 Saves: S -1, D +5, Co +0, I +4, W +2, Ch +6

Rodney walks into the inn and right to the fire place. Still shivering he just says "Yes, to anything that is hot and will warm mmmmeeee" with his teeth still chattering.
"Perhaps with a little entertainment our meals could be discounted? Don't you think my dear."
Persuasion: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (6) + 9 = 15
Once he has warmed up enough he pulls a chair near the fire and starts to play his lute.
Performance: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (9) + 4 = 13
But his fingers are still too cold to strum the strings well.


Male Half Elf Bard 5 AC 14 HP 28 /28 Temp HP: 8 Passive Perception +18 Saves: S -1, D +5, Co +0, I +4, W +2, Ch +6

Same to you and to everyone else.


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Male Half Elf Bard 5 AC 14 HP 28 /28 Temp HP: 8 Passive Perception +18 Saves: S -1, D +5, Co +0, I +4, W +2, Ch +6

After singing, drinking, and drinking like a...well like a dwarf. Rodney tries out his new handmade drum.
Performance: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (20) + 4 = 24
But the magic that is within the drum surges through him. Even though to this day he is not sure how he was standing not to mention singing. He pull off a great performance that are stuff legends are made from.

Once he sobers up. Rodney decides to put the drink away and talk to the dwarfs of their history and customs to better understand what truly is to be a dwarf.

This could make a great book. He thinks to himself.


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Male Half Elf Bard 5 AC 14 HP 28 /28 Temp HP: 8 Passive Perception +18 Saves: S -1, D +5, Co +0, I +4, W +2, Ch +6

Rodney (aka Rodalas) take great note of what is being said about the gray dwarfs. He tries his hand singing some of the dwarven songs.
Performance: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (20) + 4 = 24

With the correct fluency that even amazes Rodney. And even if he did not understand the words that were being sung, he sang like the best of them.


Male Half Elf Bard 5 AC 14 HP 28 /28 Temp HP: 8 Passive Perception +18 Saves: S -1, D +5, Co +0, I +4, W +2, Ch +6

Watch the exchange in the babble of Dwarfs. Rodney realizes he needs a way to understand what they are talking about.

Most likely talking about hiding the fair maidens from me. My reputation of being a lady's man must have preceded me. Rodney smiles as he thinks to himself.


Male Half Elf Bard 5 AC 14 HP 28 /28 Temp HP: 8 Passive Perception +18 Saves: S -1, D +5, Co +0, I +4, W +2, Ch +6

Sorry for not posting, I could not log on to this site. I had to open a new incognito window just to log in.


Male Half Elf Bard 5 AC 14 HP 28 /28 Temp HP: 8 Passive Perception +18 Saves: S -1, D +5, Co +0, I +4, W +2, Ch +6

No, I do not speak Dwarvish, Sorry I thought the conversation was in common. I did not read the spoiler because of that.


Male Half Elf Bard 5 AC 14 HP 28 /28 Temp HP: 8 Passive Perception +18 Saves: S -1, D +5, Co +0, I +4, W +2, Ch +6

Giving a bow with a flourish "AAhh, my lordly dwarf. I did not know Turq had kin here. I am Rodney Lash and I am grateful for your hospitably. I hope we could have a nice long talk and you could tell me all about the mischief that a young Turq might have gotten himself into."
Giving Turq a devilish smile.

"I am sure a young Turq's adventures could be made into some fun drinking songs. Such as how many tines Turq got smacked on the bum for dropping his guard in fighting practice."


Male Half Elf Bard 5 AC 14 HP 28 /28 Temp HP: 8 Passive Perception +18 Saves: S -1, D +5, Co +0, I +4, W +2, Ch +6

"It would be nice to preform for the locals. And maybe make some extra coin would never hurt." He says with a smile.


Male Half Elf Bard 5 AC 14 HP 28 /28 Temp HP: 8 Passive Perception +18 Saves: S -1, D +5, Co +0, I +4, W +2, Ch +6
Aeshuura wrote:
Rodalas, I got an idea of how to get you to an entryway to the Faewilde, but it may have to do with Drizzt... ;) Hope you don't mind!

Go for it!!! ;o)


Male Half Elf Bard 5 AC 14 HP 28 /28 Temp HP: 8 Passive Perception +18 Saves: S -1, D +5, Co +0, I +4, W +2, Ch +6

As they are walking along. Rodney picks up a small bucket that was stuck inside a bush but in great condition for being out in the elements. Near it was a piece of leather.
As the group continues walking, Rodney is lost in thought about a song he is working on. As he walks along he starts to stretch the leather over the opening of the tiny bucket. Rodney takes some twine and begins to secure the the stretched leather over the opening while softly singing a song that kept running through his head from the time he found the tiny bucket. One complete he started to drum on it and it made such a wonderful tune.
pa-rum pum pum pum

"Come, they told me' pa-rum pum pum pum
"Our newborn King to see," pa-rum pum pum pum
"Our finest gifts we bring" pa-rum pum pum pum
"To lay before the King" pa-rum pum pum pum
Rum pum pum pum. rum pum pum pum
"So to honor Him" pa-rum pum pum pum
"When we come"
"Little Baby" pa-rum pum pum pum
"I am a poor boy too, "pa-rum pum pum pum
"I have no gift to bring" pa-rum pum pum pum
"That's fit to give our King" pa- rum pum pum pum
Rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum
"Shall I play for you, "pa-rum pum pum pum
"on my drum?......"

He stops, blinks a few times and looks around.
"What? oh yes the gray dwarfs. Sorry I was lost in thought."


Male Half Elf Bard 5 AC 14 HP 28 /28 Temp HP: 8 Passive Perception +18 Saves: S -1, D +5, Co +0, I +4, W +2, Ch +6

Well for my 3rd level spell I have chosen Leomund’s Tiny Hut. If someone else has that one I can also choose Catnap or Tongues if that works better for the party.

And for the magic item he will take the +1 rhythm-maker’s drum.


Male Half Elf Bard 5 AC 14 HP 28 /28 Temp HP: 8 Passive Perception +18 Saves: S -1, D +5, Co +0, I +4, W +2, Ch +6

Please say in will be in the tropics, my feet still needs to thaw out.


Male Half Elf Bard 5 AC 14 HP 28 /28 Temp HP: 8 Passive Perception +18 Saves: S -1, D +5, Co +0, I +4, W +2, Ch +6

I am just here to sing songs of glory.


Male Half Elf Bard 5 AC 14 HP 28 /28 Temp HP: 8 Passive Perception +18 Saves: S -1, D +5, Co +0, I +4, W +2, Ch +6

"This will make an interesting story to sing about" He says as he takes a look around to make sure that the dwarf was alone.


Male Half Elf Bard 5 AC 14 HP 28 /28 Temp HP: 8 Passive Perception +18 Saves: S -1, D +5, Co +0, I +4, W +2, Ch +6

Did I hit with my crossbow?


Male Half Elf Bard 5 AC 14 HP 28 /28 Temp HP: 8 Passive Perception +18 Saves: S -1, D +5, Co +0, I +4, W +2, Ch +6

"Well that did not work. We'll have to do this the hard way."

And he readies his crossbow to fire once he sees the target.

Ready action: Light crossbow: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (19) + 4 = 23
Per. Damage: 1d8 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 2 = 4


Male Half Elf Bard 5 AC 14 HP 28 /28 Temp HP: 8 Passive Perception +18 Saves: S -1, D +5, Co +0, I +4, W +2, Ch +6

Rodney drops a Faerie Fire on where the dwarf is hidding.


Male Half Elf Bard 5 AC 14 HP 28 /28 Temp HP: 8 Passive Perception +18 Saves: S -1, D +5, Co +0, I +4, W +2, Ch +6

My dwarf friend speaks the truth. Come out and lets talk about this. You might even make a profit if your truthful."
Persuasion: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (5) + 7 = 12

well poo


Male Half Elf Bard 5 AC 14 HP 28 /28 Temp HP: 8 Passive Perception +18 Saves: S -1, D +5, Co +0, I +4, W +2, Ch +6

Rodney sings a sweet lullaby to Turq and some of his wounds start to close.
Healing Word (2nd level): 2d4 + 3 ⇒ (4, 1) + 3 = 8


Male Half Elf Bard 5 AC 14 HP 28 /28 Temp HP: 8 Passive Perception +18 Saves: S -1, D +5, Co +0, I +4, W +2, Ch +6

As he see the knife flashes, Rodney says to the gray dwarf"How do you make an artichoke? You strangle it."

Wis. Save DC 13
Vicious Mockery: 1d4 ⇒ 4 psychic damage and have disadvantage on the next attack roll it makes before the end of its next turn.


Male Half Elf Bard 5 AC 14 HP 28 /28 Temp HP: 8 Passive Perception +18 Saves: S -1, D +5, Co +0, I +4, W +2, Ch +6

Init: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (15) + 3 = 18


Male Half Elf Bard 5 AC 14 HP 28 /28 Temp HP: 8 Passive Perception +18 Saves: S -1, D +5, Co +0, I +4, W +2, Ch +6

Survival: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (9) + 4 = 13


Male Half Elf Bard 5 AC 14 HP 28 /28 Temp HP: 8 Passive Perception +18 Saves: S -1, D +5, Co +0, I +4, W +2, Ch +6

Rodney fallows along. Humming a marching song.


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Male Half Elf Bard 5 AC 14 HP 28 /28 Temp HP: 8 Passive Perception +18 Saves: S -1, D +5, Co +0, I +4, W +2, Ch +6

Just to let you know I am in the processing of moving. And with the holidays coming up please BOT me if needed. I will try and keep up with my posts, but at this time my new place does not even have internet service and the soonest they can get there I am told is December 3rd.


Male Half Elf Bard 5 AC 14 HP 28 /28 Temp HP: 8 Passive Perception +18 Saves: S -1, D +5, Co +0, I +4, W +2, Ch +6

Rodney goes with the dwarves to help find out anything. And if anyone is hiding something.
Persuasion: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (15) + 7 = 22
Insight: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (17) + 4 = 21

And if need be he will cast Comprehend Languages

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