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Hey all,

I'm taking another lil' trip. To see my family in Oklahoma. So I'll be out next week for the 4th of july.

I will try to keep up, but I expect posting opportunities to be few.
Please forgive my absence, and 'bot my toon(s) as needed.

See you all when I get back!

Pre-emptive 4th of July! :)


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That was fun!
A cool puzzle-challenge.

One bad dice roll, (barring timely intervention of an aid another or similar) and it would have been golem throw down time!

I mean, those are fun too! ;)

(Well, not so much for casters. Golems are notoriously spell-resistant!) ;P

Can always count on you to provide an interesting and fun challenge!
:D


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Look!
A DOT! A Palpable DOT! :)

Discord is a learning curve. But I 'had' to learn it.

Cuz Microsoft killed Skype, so my old college pals and I had to move to another platform.
(And I certainly am NOT going to use a new, untested Microsoft program when there are SO many others out there that are at least stable.) ;P


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Hi All,

Just a note, I'm working a LONG Sat tomorrow, and I leave for almost the whole week Sunday morning.

My wife and I just had our 29th wedding anniversary, and next week is actually a slow/dead week for me, so we're headed BACK to Florida.
We'll go to Universal (MAYBE a day at Disney? We did honeymoon there long ago!) and spend too much money eating out and shopping between riding a few rides.

I'll have my laptop, but I DON'T plan on being in the hotel room long enough to fire it up unless work calls me for an emergency.
(A MAJOR emergency!) ;P

Sorry for last minute notice, PLease bot as needed, and I'll catch up when I get back next weekend!

Thank you!
Have a good week all,


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I have a couple of Glen Cook novels on my shelf, (might have read more?)

He is a type of author that I like. Fantasy + Action + fun/humor.

His "Garrett Investigates" novels (I have a hardback of the first 2-3) were pretty good.


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Human Wiz 12 (Evocation)
Hamar of the Hyena Tribe wrote:
Hamar raises an eyebrow, "Does that smoke mean that the device worked or not?"

Justin tilts his head towards Hamar and replies, Sotto Voice,...

"The devices usually work best when the magic smoke stays on the INside."


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Hyper annoying Spirit-Mehir 11 Alchemist/Sage-1 Wiz

Hello Flesh-bags!

FEAR my Stat-pages! (If you dare!) ;P

All 5 pages of (incomplete) current specs are on there.

Need to add his Wiz lvl, and finalize a few things.
I'm happy to do it, just let me know what you think and I'll fix it. (Eventually) ;P

(I havent even picked his feats!) :(
Figured the basics, like the Share Infusion Feat, otherwise,... YOU tell ME! ;)


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Male Human Pharasman Cleric (Ecclesitheurge) 1/ Unchained Monk 1

Sterling nods thoughtfully at the others suggestions.

So, Leaning towards "Who Killed you?" as the first question it sounds like? (OR, "WHY were you killed?") And IF we think he was still alive when the fire started, "WHY was the fire started" rather than "WHO started fire?"

We have to remember, these answers can be as long as they need to be be. (Or, at least as long as the GM allows.) ;) So we do not need to worry about getting info from one word. See newest 'D&D movie' for a hysterical example of speak with dead in use! ;P (I liked that movie. It felt like me and my old friends were playing the game. Including the shenanigans. (Heck, ESPECIALLY the shenanigans!) ;D


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Patrick Curtin wrote:

relevant

Have fun Rags! I’m finishing my final project, and then I’m graduating my college course! At the tender age of almost 58 >.<.

I am certifiable

LOL!

Yes you are! Thats why we like you! :)

No worries, my wife went back a few years ago to add another couple of certifications to her Already-existing Teachers Cert.

After realizing it was only a 'few' more classes, she now has her Masters Degree in Education, AND lots of cool certifications, at the tender age of 56! ;)


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Annnnnnnd I'm back.

Fun Fact.
The new Universal Studios theme park, "Epic Universe"?
I scored preview passes and went 1 day last week.
It. Was. Epic. :D

Cant wait until it opens, and all the crowds and newness gets worn off, so I can go back and see it again! ;P

They did great on everything.


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Just a note,
I'm actually getting out of my house (and town, and state!) again. (For the SECOND time in as many months!)

I am making the most of my available Spring break at work (university) and my better-ness after the past 3 years to get out and hopefully have some fun!

SO, I will probably NOT be available for this next week. Leaving Sat early, returning Fri night late.

I will be in a hotel with free wifi, I just dont intend to spend much time in said hotel other than sleeping.;P

PLease bot as needed, and I hope everyone has a Happy Easter!


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Male Kobold Investigator1

RE-dot, to bring it back to active list


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Agreed. :)

OH, by the way. I like wasting time on Youtube, and I think I may have found Sterlings' theme song. ;P

Here it is.

What do you think ? ;)


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Male Human Pharasman Cleric (Ecclesitheurge) 1/ Unchained Monk 1

Oh, I must have mis-understood the init order/posts. I was waiting for my turn to actually Do anything!(I have a bad habit of pre-posting in action) ;P Sorry!

Presuming i can full move (30') and channel energy in same turn?

Sterling finishes adjusting his hood, and realizes he now alone in the chamber. He shakes his head.

"Undead-filled haunted-prison, and they run off without the Cleric. Typical."

His voice is sarcastic, but his steps are fleet as he moves to join the others.

Seeing the situation, and surprised at the lack of damaged skeletons in the chamber, (especially being familiar with Cole's specialty) Sterling moves past Teo and close to Ogre, using the burly barbarian and the chambers' central pile of rubble as protection from immediate skeleton reprisal.

"I've got this." He says without apparent pride or ego. It is simply a statement of fact.

Channel Energy, 30'radius (all skellys should be inside range?) 1d6 dmg, DC:18
dmg: 1d6 ⇒ 3

I moved token on the map, I should be just north of Ogre (it was a straight-line full move)


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My Dude,
"Sorry" Isn't even needed. Is all good.

Believe me, I've been watching, and it seems like RL has been Combo-Sucker-Punching us all recently.

(SOme more than others it seems!) O_O

Sorry to hear about the problems.
I sincerely hope there were more 'good' than 'bad',
(Congrats on the -50lbs! And hopefully congrats on the new job?!)

Hey, I LOVE playing in your sandboxes, if you can put up with me dropping in and out every other day/week due to my 'issues', I'll happily stay!

Heck, I think we were all just waiting for you to get through whatever life was tossing at you and come back! :)

(It's always worth the wait!) ;)

Welcome back Sir Dungeon Monkey!


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Having Kendra ID everything is smart, (We need to know what we're working with!) ;P

After catching himself falling asleep, despite the very interesting collection of information in his lap, Sterling rises and shuffles towards his pack and sleeping roll, to find comfortable, dry, indoor, corner to curl up in,...

need to go over my spell choices,... Hmmm,...


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Hey all,

Seems we have gotten a little slow recently
(NO problem! My brain hurts from work lately)
I hope everyone is doing alright?

SO,... I just thought I'd leave this little thought here for you to (hopefully) enjoy. :)

The NEXT time that Justin is in a position where the only reasonable solution is to cast his favorite spell,...

I will be hearing THIS when he casts it.

Or: THIS!

Or both. (Im good either way really!) ;P

And remember, There are no "I's" in "TEAM".

BUT, there are SIX "I's" in "I didn't ask how big the room was. I said I cast Fireball!"
;D

See you all soon! (I hope!)


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Male Human Pharasman Cleric (Ecclesitheurge) 1/ Unchained Monk 1

Sterling('s player) facepalms as he notices he is referring to people who are not in the same room as him. Maybe he has been spending too much time in the presence of death? ,... NAH!

Laughing Demon

Spoiler:

Sterling merely shrugs at Kendra's question and takes a sip of his drink.

"Well. Who knows what we may find in the old Prison. But your father seemed to think there were answers to be found there. Now if only he was kind enough to leave us a list of the Questions."


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Heh,
This last scene of the battle reminded me of a Youtube video I saw,

Guy talking about a character who hates magic, who despises it with every fiber of his entire being. His hatred of magic is SO powerful, that spells simply do not affect him. ;P

Now I know what that looks like!
>_<


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Human Wiz 12 (Evocation)

Welcome back Blayze! :)

Justin nods and tosses the Azata a thumbs up.

"Support! We'll beat it the old-fashioned way if we have to! Hard, fast and continuously!" Justin shouts back.

"But I got ONE trick I wanna try first. Little shazbot likes to play with wind? Let's play with wind!" The wizard mutters.

Of course, with the roars of the two wind-spells running, no one can hear him. Except MAYBE Memnon, who is remaining surprisingly silent and snug in the wizard's coat. Justin thinks he feels a bite through his shirt, probably where Memnon is getting a solid grip to make sure he doesn't get flung out,...

Justin holds up his Blasting rod, and begins spinning it over his head as he chants a spell.Then he points his Rod at the Polyp to target it, and completes his spell with a shout,

"Stormus, Sandus, Pummelcus, Downdraftus, SIROCCO!!"

Yeah, it's kinda a Hail Mary. Little Dice Powers don't fail me now!

Sirocco:

Spoiler:

School evocation [air, fire]; Level druid 6, magus 6, sorcerer/wizard 6; Subdomain storms 6; Elemental School air 6, fire 6; Mystery solar 6, wind 6

CASTING

Casting Time 1 standard action
Components V, S, M/DF (handful of fine sand cast into the air)

EFFECT

Range medium (100 ft. + 10 ft./level)
Area cylinder (20-ft. radius, 60 ft. high)
Duration 1 round/level (D)
Saving Throw Fortitude partial, see text; Spell Resistance yes

DESCRIPTION

A blast of furnace-hot wind blasts downward, inflicting 4d6 fire damage +1 point per caster level to all creatures in the area and knocking them prone. A successful Fortitude save halves the fire damage and negates being knocked prone. Flying creatures forced into the ground by the powerful downdraft take damage as if they fell unless they make a DC 15 Fly check, in which case they remain at their original altitude.

Any creature that takes damage from a sirocco becomes fatigued (or exhausted, if already fatigued, such as from a previous round of exposure to a sirocco spell). Creatures with the water subtype take a -4 penalty on all saving throws against this spell and take double normal damage.

Fire dmg: 4d6 + 17 ⇒ (2, 6, 3, 3) + 17 = 31
Caster Check: 1d20 + 16 ⇒ (4) + 16 = 20

Sigh, well I tried to force it into the ground. Sorry guys! :P


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Thx much!
Well your well-wishes and prayers worked! :)

THIS time it went like it was supposed to. (YAY?!?!)

Still hurts, but MUCH less than the last (failed) attempt, and I had NO anesthesia-brain-fog.

I actually need to be careful, I feel good so I must be careful and not to do more than I actually can!

Still cant sit in my desk chair for a while, so short(er) posts for a while.

You're welcome! ;P


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Vaneza wrote:
Sergei the Haunted wrote:
I did not expect to be the diplomat of the group. This is going to be interesting.
That depends how you define...Diplomacy ;)

Weeeeeeelllllllll,...

There is 'Diplomacy'

And then there is DIPLOMACY, with a lightsaber. ;)


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GM Dark Shadows wrote:


So beware evil acts within the Domain of Dread!
- - - -

A note I forgot to mention, your Legacies are darker than you realize (of course!). Most folk who begin down the path of the Dark Powers degenerate. Your legacies will create additional degeneracies, specifically tailored to your chosen Legacy, IF, your character choices take you down those dark paths.

Oh, right, of course.

What could possibly go wrong?

I mean, NONE of MY PC's would EVER make ill-advised decisions.
And Certainly not EEEEVIIIIIIL choices! :D

<WIzard gives up trying to hold it in, collapses on floor laughing hysterically.>

Yeah,... I knew I could never say that with a straight face! ;P


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I lost internet sometime during a storm that passed through late Sunday-Early Monday, so I didn't get interwebs back until Last night.

LATE last night. :P

I has the 'New Game Anticipations'. Can't wait. :)


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Costin Vasile wrote:
"What did you find, Merlan?" Costin asks.

"A clue Costin. A possible, palpable clue!"

The tiny wizard says enthusiastically, holding up the thorn with a grin.

As son as I'm told what that clue IS, our over-acting detective with delusions of grandeur will continue.
:)


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Human Wiz 12 (Evocation)
Dungeon Monkey wrote:

Ambiance

Justin surmises the statue is some sort of gate. Likely through the green fire, which seems to contain dancing figures the more he looks at it.

Wow. THAT's not creepy. At all. O_o

"Yes Hamar. It's a magical Gate. We go through it. Preferably without looking too closely, at the figures,... within,..." The wizard starts to stare, and then shakes his head vehemently.

"Yes. Through. Quickly."


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Human Wiz 12 (Evocation)
Dungeon Monkey wrote:
Does he get a reflex save? If so, what DC?

"Saving throw: NONE, Spell resistance: Yes" (One of the reasons I chose this attack!) ;P


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Male Kobold Investigator1
Dungeon Monkey wrote:


The kobold then continues to dash forward towards the circular room, and hopefully to a path behind their ambushers.

Narl as Taishe runs by

Sorry Narl. Things got very confused there. :( 'Normally' Taishe would never leave a friend in a bind. Or a bite. ;P


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Have fun Pat!

And wave at me if you drive past Lafayette on your way there!
(I have no idea what route you are taking.) ;P


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Patrick Curtin wrote:

It means a lot to me that we have hung in there through thick and thin. Lord knows these past few years I have fallen off posting several times and I always feel after a pause like that it won’t restart. I’m glad you folks put up with it :)

Speaking of pauses- I had a nice Christmas, but the trip back was draining. I’m just getting back into the saddle today. I hope I can post up in all the threads this OOC services by tomorrow

Hah!

Don't worry, David, I think that if this group has put up with MY Chatty-Kathy posting over all this time, You're safe! :)

This PbP really HAS been through thick-n-thin, hasn't it? (And I mean that for the Characters, as well as the players!) ;P

I am glad that you made it back safe Pat!
I guess with the wacky weather and all the travel delays and cancellations, I guess you're lucky to be back already, and not still stuck somewhere! :)

Happy (all the) Holidays to all!
Prayers and happy thoughts going out to all, that our NEW year is a sight better than Our last one! :)
(Even if you had a good year, I hope this next one is still better!) ;)


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I hope the trip was FUN then? ;)

Hello!
So Sorry for radio silence. Been a busy Holiday.

On top of 'the usual' Holiday stuff, my wife had surgery (Nothing 'major', out-patient nasal surgery, but the recovery time is ridiculous!) AND so, of course for Christmas I got sick! ;P
SO I am trying to take care of her, and NOT share my cold (or whatever), because that would not be good. >_<

Happy (Upcoming) New Year to all! :D


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Patrick Curtin wrote:
Ragadolf wrote:
David M Mallon wrote:
Justin Case wrote:
"You want to know how to END him. Right?"
I know this is a serious scene, but this sequence of words triggered an automatic meme response.

Wow. I did NOT know that.

(I, the stage-combatant, am ashamed of myself right now) ;P

Yeah sword fighting FReals was a lot different than what we’ve seen in movies. The one thing that throws me is the gripping of the blade to make an attack:

Mordhau

Very true!

there is also a technique where when grab your blade for att or def, you then turn the large sword around, grab the blade in both hands, and use it like a hammer! :P

Never understood the reasoning behind it, but it looks cool when you replicate it in staged combat scenarios. :)

Also, I have learned that the movie swordfighting (the OLD movies, at any rate, the 'Hollywood heyday') Which SAFD now refers to as "Single Sword', was completely made up and reflects NO historical forms whatsoever.
(And before you ask, NO it was NOT 'just Rapier and Dagger without the dagger') ;P

Probably one of the reasons that is one of my favorite weapon to use in stage combat. ;)

It has been a trend in recent decades to hire actual Rl swordfighters, or SAFD (Society of American Fight Directors) trained actor-combatants who have studied various styles, to make the movies more authentic looking.

THEN I can tell you some stories about how the directors RUIN their own efforts by insisting that fight scenes take place in a tight, (VERY CLOSE) frame shot (with Broadswords!), or wanted the swords to move faster, so they cut the blades off all the swords for the big fight scene, and added them back in via CGI. :P
(No. I can't make this stuff up.)


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Male Kobold Investigator1

Init: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (3) + 4 = 7

The kobold peeks around the corner, and lets out a squeak. Then Taishe turns his impassive reptilian features to Tragon directly behind him.

"It'ss for you!"


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In general, I always go for the full wand ;P BUT since we do have a supply of CLW wands, a CMW for emergencies is a good choice. :)


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Patrick Curtin wrote:

Yeah, it presented to my system as flu. At least, that was the impression I got. It was weird to lose my taste and smell for three days. I am improving, and I’m back to monitoring the threads. I am also excited that I found the perfect challenge for y’all.

That DM feeling when your research comes up with cool ideas

Yep, thats what happened to me (The FLU stuff, not the losing taste/smell. That hasn't happened to me since the first time I caught it)

And I'm hearing thats what most people are reporting. A lot don't even realized they had Covid, they thought they had a cold or flu.

Glad to hear you are improving!
Hey, If I'm reading your posts right, at least the trip was over and done before you got ill yes? SO at least you got to enjoy your vacation first! :)

OK<... (Those movies always bugged me as a kid. As in 'scared me') 0_0

That clip is ALSO the players reaction when they realize the DM has had an idea that makes him happy! :)


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Human Wiz 12 (Evocation)

At Hamar's words shouted to the rest coming up behind, Memnon and Justin glance at each other.

"Weeeelll?!?" The floating crystal skull says smugly.

"Go ahead. Use your magic to decide which way to go next!" Memnon all but chortles gleefully.

Justin looks at the Mimir. Then, the wizard's eyes locked on the floating purple crystal skull, he points to the left and says,

"Eenie,"

Points ahead and says,

"Meenie,"

POints to the right and says,

"Mienie,"

And finally, points down into the new lower section creatively 'discovered' by Alessia, and says,

"Moe!"

"Wise-Arse!" The mimir huffs.

"Father always said. If your going to be an arse, be a WISE one, not a DUMB one!" Justin verbally ripostes.


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Mark Thomas 66 wrote:


Yes!! If you watch the YouTube video of how the "^#$@@# $#!+ Up!!" battle from season 2 translated from live game to screen it's the kind of moment every game lives for, and it resonates because of it.

Big time spoiler warning

YES!!! THAT was a great scene!

I do like how you can tell when they rolled really good, OR got a Nat 1 on an attack roll in the animated version. O_o

They are doing a good job. I am enjoying it. :)

SInce I never watch(ed) any of the live play episodes, I had not seen that video. Very cool.
Yet MORE proof, GAMERS MAKE THE BEST WRITERS/STORYTELLERS! :)


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To me it just proves that they should be hiring actual gamers to write the fun movies. ;)

Case in point? I don't know if you like their podcasts or not, (I myself cannot STAND to watch OTHER people play D&D or video games for hours. I don't get the appeal)

BUT, the anime adaptation of Critical Role's first D&D game/season "Vox Machina" has been VERY enjoyable in my opinion. I am looking forward to Season 3 of the show.

Proof that they should let gamers write adventure movies. ;P
Heck, LAdyhawke, COnan the Barbarian, ALL the cheesy 80's fantasy movies, we adapted elements of ALL of them into our games!
:D


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David M Mallon wrote:
Ragadolf wrote:
I'm kinda scared to try and get Justin's fireball dmg any higher. (Although I think with the right feats it MIGHT be possible?) His runaway ego is already making it difficult enough to write him without making him self destruct! ;)
I mean, you could always spec into this...

Oh my,...

"I am both frightened, and 'excited'.' ;P
(To paraphrase the 1st Wonder Woman movie)
:)


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Patrick Curtin wrote:
Ragadolf wrote:


NOW I just need to run into the 'soul-sucking via orifices' mummy from 'Bubba Ho-Tep', and my encounter will be complete. :D
Hmmmmmmm

DANGIT!

(Old wizard begins writing on blackboard, al la Simpsons opening)

I shall stop giving the GM ideas,
I shall stop giving the GM ideas,
I shall stop giving the GM ideas,
I shall stop giving the GM ideas,
I shall stop giving the GM ideas,
I shall stop giving the GM ideas,
I shall stop giving the GM ideas,
I shall stop giving the GM ideas,
etc, etc, ad naseum,...


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Human Wiz 12 (Evocation)

I always said, "Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get me!" (And in my case it turned out to be TRUE this year!) ;P

OK, all you OLD school gamers, Remember "Paranoia"? :) "The computer is your friend. Trust the Computer. The Computer has declared you an enemy. The Computer is your friend." ;)

Wow. I blinked and missed the moment where the original Junkbot got ,... junked. O_o THAT scary fella didn't last long. ;P


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Male Kobold Investigator1

The kobold hastens after the familiar to where Jakun waits. He swiftly examines the door.

"Ah. One moment, pleasse."

The kobold pulls out a set of picks that look impossibly fragile in the Dragon-kin's claws. He tilts his head to look at the lock once more, and sets to work,...

Disable device: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (20) + 8 = 28

HOLEYFUZZBUCKETS!


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LOL, I figured is was worth a shot.

At first I thought (Was hoping?) it was a construct-construct, like a golem, as opposed to an intelligent construct.

And besides, I STILL got to channel Ash/Evil Dead and Han/Star Wars in the same post!
I'll take that as a win! ;)


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Dungeon Monkey wrote:
I missed it earlier, but happy 15th anniversary Silver Rose! I know the game has slowed a lot, but I’m glad you folks have stuck with me this long. May we get 15 years more!

CHeers and Huzzah! Congrats Rose thread and crew! Thank you again for allowing me to join this amazing thread and participate in it's hijinks! AND Huzzah and thank you to a wonderful Dungeon Monkey! Without whom these fantastic, funny and entertaining stories would not be possible! 5 years more? THPPT! I say 150 more! (I plan to be around a long time. And I am all kinds of stubborn!) Long Live the Silver Rose Crew!!! :)


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<FACEPALM>
Please disregard.
I am tired. I discovered the problem,
let us just just call this one; "Operator Error" ;P

Thank you all for your help.

Have a great rest of the week!

~Rags


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Just to be 100% sure,
Justin sells his Goggles of Night to pay for the one-use Portal stone attuned to Sigil.

(When your DM says 'it's a good idea to have one just in case', then it's probably a good idea. ;P


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Hello all!

Sorry, Been a busy week (week long musical show rental)

Yep, back to work JUST in time to get busy. Again. ;P

Hope everyone is feeling better?


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Male Kobold Investigator1

Sorry Nahuatl! I didn't mean to leave you out! ;)


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I know right?
What happened to all of that 'Respect" and 'Wisdom' we were supposed to get?!? ;P


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And,... NOW that I can sit upright in a chair like a normal nerd, (without pain) I will now be starting to catch up on the posts!

See you all soon! :)

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