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Pride rat?
Arid pert
Part drei
And some others.
There are two kinds of people in this world. Those who complete their analogies and
there is only one kind of person
Papa bles
3/10, A bit of a weird mashup of name to avatar...
Oh, wait...
Sorry, wrong thread...
Ar, Pert Id!
On the one hand, I be psychologically sound.
On the other hand, it looks like I got 'Lubber's Tongue' too.
Blast yer poxy [censored], Flash Sally!
Dirt Rape.
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He's virile Touchy Goat (flouncin' atcha!)
Admire his bulging scrote (bouncin' atcha!)
His pelvic thrust
His herby crust
His burning lust
For this here rhino (yodelay hee haa hooo!)
He's winsome Goaty T.
His slopes are thick with scree (etc.)...
the little where I left off things are back yay.
*nibbles on decayed Twinkie crumbs and cheese-flavored milk solids*
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Cheese-flavored milk solids. mmm...
*scuttle*
I don't know why I bother there is no chance of me beating a roach in survive-ability. Maybe ill out stubborn it.
*rubs antennae with forelimbs; waits*
You could feed it your hair. That may work...
*disappears; possibly to future, possibly to under fridge*
Someone must of hit a light switch.
My god... it's full of roaches...
We may need a lot of hair...
Someone call Pulg over.
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Me and Pulg that's a hairocalypse.
Well, we are in a bit of a hairy situation.
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I'd just like to thank what ever youtuber decided a ba dum tss needed to be a thing easily accessed and re-postable.
*Thinks of how cool her Prehensile Hair would be if she had Pulg's or Vid's hair*
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Release the whiskeraken!
Many Shubs and Zulls knew what it was like to be tangled in the beard of the Sloar that day, I can tell you!
What he said^
*eyes caret at end of post above; strokes chin meaningfully*
*lights Schadenfreudian a cigar* I know right.
*puts out cigar, points to sign on wall*
*Returns to sweeping*
*pres*
* *
*dias*
*dials*
*laids*
*grumbles to self*
*continues to sweep*
*Jumps into the thread, looking for dogs to slice*
*Blinks, after not seeing any dogs*
*Leaves again*
*bubbles*
*Mops up the footprints, grumbling to self*
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*Straightens up, looks TBBWOK in the eyes*
"I just clean the place, I don't see everything, and you can tell that infernal slave-driver to mind his own business, as I don't work for him no more..."
*grumbling - "Sell your soul one time, and the guy thinks he owns you forever..."*
*starts to sweep the floors again*
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For the last time, Todd, I know the resemblance is striking, but I AM NOT A BLOODY MOP.
*Slaps the janitor across the face with a sudsy moustache tentacle, then waddles off in a huff*
Hey, was that a talking mop?
For the last time, Todd, I know the resemblance is striking, but I AM NOT A BLOODY MOP.
If I were you, I would stop sleeping in the closet... It may help you not confuse people so much...
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Maybe he was visiting IMHYC and just fell asleep.