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lisamarlene wrote:

To heck with the flaming bikes, I don't care.

** spoiler omitted **

Nothing political about that.


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NobodysHome wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
captain yesterday wrote:
Sharoth wrote:
I need to let the wind out of it's sail.
Nuke it, it's the only way to be sure.
** spoiler omitted **

I am afraid I must issue a rebuttal on our president's behalf:

** spoiler omitted **

Bomb's away!


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Looks like I'm going to have to get out the big bikes!

grabs keys for forklift.


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Fires practice bikes in everyone's general direction, just for old times sake.


Considering I'm not shoveling snow like I thought I'd be, I'll let it slide.


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Oh come on, it's Sunday!

I'm not even supposed to be here today!!!

fires bikes off in a lackadaisical manner, hoping at least one hits someone.


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Man oh man, am i glad i got a fresh supply of flammable bikes for Christmas!

wraps bikes in extra sparkly tinsel and aims for the refrigerators.


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Vidmaster7 wrote:
Well you guys touched a lot of area's this last 2 days including politics and religion. Where is the flaming bike launcher!?!?!?!?!

To be quite honest I tuned out the last few days and didn't catch it.


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Geez, busy morning!


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Lighting them up, boss!


I'm just going to assume they're talking about soccer, or as it's commonly referred to in Europe, Football.

Or possibly some sort of pie incorporating sheep's belly, jellied liver, and gooseberries.


Loads up some extra firey flaming bikes.

Hey! It's the weekend!


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Freehold DM wrote:

I am getting senile. So is fritzy.

prods old, confused fritzy

Wakes up from his Matlock marathon, starts poking the fire button with his cane.

What's that now!


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Stops gorging on Wisconsin cheese and oogling barn mice long enough to pull the trigger.


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All I heard was someone calling me pudgy.

Loads up the Hulk fat tire bikes.


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Fritzy worked over 40 hours in 4 days with high humidity and temps over 90 degrees.

You can flaming bicycle yourselves tonight.


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Adds a bushel of potatoe's to the bike cannon.


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Freehold DM wrote:

swallows knot in throat

Fritzy...O-open fire, flaming bikes, full spread.

Makes a rainbow of bikes.


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Starts loading the fat tire bikes, refers to Good Eats to make sure they're as inedible as possible.


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FYI: If you're going to fire flaming stuff, make sure it isn't edible.

Uses an Alton Brown cookbook to prepare latest batch of bikes.


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Leaves a progressive trail of flaming bike debris on Nobodyshome's front lawn.


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Spits out coffee all over his newspaper, aims for Mort.

Sorry boss, didn't mean to get complacent, won't happen again!


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Fires a barrage of flaming bikes at the Bay Area.

Oops, I guess my finger "slipped"


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All I heard was "political"

Fires bikes off randomly.


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Freehold DM wrote:
Fritzy, Flaming Bike Artillery wrote:
Just a Mort wrote:
** spoiler omitted **

Stop it!!

Fires bikes on everyone, except Lynora, Orthos, and ironically enough, Captain Yesterday.

runs around bruised and aflame

Why? Why?

Sorry! I knew I was forgetting someone!


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Just a Mort wrote:
** spoiler omitted **

Stop it!!

Fires bikes on everyone, except Lynora, Orthos, and ironically enough, Captain Yesterday.


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Oh, how Fritzy was fond!
Of firing his bikes across the pond.


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I'll allow that one.


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It's Freehold's birthday!!!

Fires a twenty one bike salute while buxom milkmaids dance suggestively to a Micheal Bay lens flare explosion in slow motion.

Happy Birthday boss!!


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At work making bank for my money sucking brood.

You're on your own.


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Orthos wrote:
Scintillae wrote:
Do you mean mention the rules as in "hey man don't do that" or as in "fire a warning shot with the flaming bike cannon and pray our aim actually works as a warning shot and not a TKO"?
Both? Both. Both is good.

You guys are just going to have to shoot yourselves with flaming bikes this week, I'm entirely too busy.

"No, ma'am, we don't have that toy you just made up in your head..."


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And from Orthos of all people!

Looks vainly for his address.

Wait, Tennessee is a real place! That can't be right...


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This is starting to sound political...

Oh what the heck, it's been awhile, and I need to warm up...

Fires barrage of flaming bikes.


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Reaches for firing trigger in futility, overstuffed with trendy bakery birthday cake and cheap pizza.

So, this is what happens when I try to take a night off.

Sets bike cannon to autofire.


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polishing a fresh bike for launching.

So, you think you're the only hamster around.

Oh dear, I hope my finger doesn't slip...


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With everyone gone, throws a Fritzy party.


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Wait, is tennis a sport?

Is that the one where Tiger Woods cheated on Gisele Bundchen?

What do I do here!

fires a barrage at NobodysHome, just to be safe.


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Freehold DM wrote:
Fritzy, Flaming Bike Artillery wrote:
Syrus Terrigan wrote:
Is anybody else noticing the obvious parallels between mathic sectarianism and religious doctrinal feuds??

I was going to let the whole math battles slide. But then you had to go and bring religion into the mix...

Gets out the Giant Boob Nipple Gun, begins firing on Syrus.

the boob nipple gun is to be used for celebratory purposes only. Here, take the standard flaming bike cannon and resume the barrage.

But it's the fortieth anniversary of the release of Star Wars.

But don't worry, I'm saving the stripper pole harpoons for the anniversary of Firefly getting cancelled.


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Are you saying I can't think for myself...

Starts warming up the Death Star laser.


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Syrus Terrigan wrote:
Is anybody else noticing the obvious parallels between mathic sectarianism and religious doctrinal feuds??

I was going to let the whole math battles slide. But then you had to go and bring religion into the mix...

Gets out the Giant Boob Nipple Gun, begins firing on Syrus.


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slides A bike cannon over NobodysHome's way.

You have five minutes while I go to the john.


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Who fired those vegetables! I was saving those for the weekend!


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NobodysHome wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Limeylongears wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:

hugs katana protectively

You can have this when you pry it from my cold dead hands

I thought the boob plate was clutched in your cold, dead hands?
I have big hands!

Of course you do, Mr. Trump!

Flees screaming from the barrage of flaming bicycle death directed his way. Puts up a cardboard cutout of Captain Yesterday wearing an "I Heart Joss Whedon" shirt to make good his escape..

starts filling tires of fat tire bikes with napalm, calls in reinforcements.


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Freehold DM wrote:
NobodysHome wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Kajehase wrote:

Going to risk a flaming bicycle and list the teams that have qualified for the inaugural (4701 AR) Champions Cup of Avistan so far:

Absalom – Wise Quarter FC
Andoran – Claes Redoubtables
Belkzen – Trunau FC
Brevoy – Stoneclimb FC
Cheliax – AC Ostenso
Druma – Detmer Shipyards (winning the national final on penalties!)
Five Kings Mountains –
Galt –
Irrisen –
Isger –
Kyonin –
Lastwall –
Linnorm Lands –
Mammoth Realm –
Mendev –
Molthune –
Nidal –
Nirmathas –
Numeria –
Qadira –
River Kingdoms –
Taldor –
Ustalav –
Varisia –

Fritzy! Fire the chain bike shot at the mast! Move to board!
So the Pope, Tom Brady, Donald Trump, and an Irishman went to see the Champions Cup of Avistan...
Fritzy, break out the especially large, hot bikes!

Good idea boss! If I blast the portal they can't come back!


Oh come on!

Okay, let's get this done before Fargo comes on.

starts launching flaming bikes wrapped in homemade quilts mostly featuring farm animals in various shades flannel.


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Is... is that a sports reference!?!

coats bikes in an extra layer of pitch.

Light em up!!


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Fires a volley of flaming bikes at NobodysHome as a coping mechanism, and because he probably said something political or against Michael Bay.


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sorera o tento!!


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drunkenly obliterates the Whedon estate in celebration. Or possibly somewhere in South America, or North Carolina.

Whoo hooo!!!


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At least he made it easy on me!

Aims for the big stupid eyeball.

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