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Oh man, if I'd known it was your birthday I would've drugged Chris Hemsworth, dressed him up in his Ragnarok gladiator outfit and left him at your place to do as you will.


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Celestial Healer wrote:
So I got married.

I tried to get Chris Evans to do a "private performance" for the honeymoon, but no dice, I think he's starting to get wise to the whole chloroform and rag trick.

begins letting air out of the tire along a dark highway.

Hold on, I have one more idea...


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If it's a golden shower, you might want to wait until after. :-)


Did you want me to kidnap Gelman from Live to help with planning again, I'm telling you man, he's gonna start getting wise to it.


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Emerges from the morning talk show crowd, injured, with once fine apparel now in tatters, and holding a jar with some sort of swirling essence inside it.

Here man, I bring you some of Kelly Ripa's stolen youth. Happy birthday!


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C'mon bro! Live a little! I can always scrounge you up a new liver. Just give me a morning to work the GMA crowds.


You can do it!


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Treppa wrote:
I'm surprised you're not in mourning for your tumor familiar.

What, are you kidding, I'm having the time of my life! I'm already slated to be a guest host on Kelly Ripa.