Lady Audrey Strongshield's page

I can, you cannot.
Any use of unsanctioned magic will be prosecuted. Unsanctioned magic is dangerous.

The next poster will prove me right while trying to prove me wrong.

Do you think your filthy magic can save you? I have better Will than most wizards!

Now, behave yourself before I have to discipline you. You are not better than that scum you call "brother"!!

You two caused his downfall and you'll end paying for your misdeeds...

*Grabs her quarterstaff*

Casissoche can be talked out. Kileanna isn't debatable.

Uhm...

*Casts Repulsion on herself*

This is getting way too hostile towards me.

A devil worshipping winter witch?
You are third on my list of witches to kill!
1.Kileanna
2.Casissoche
3.You
4.Rest of the witches

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Now that I am older, I realize that my imaginary friend was more of an imaginary acquaintance.

Some time ago I decided it was about time to grow up and get rid of my imaginary friends.

So I changed them for messageboard aliases.

I am not your friend.

4 Out of 10 Doctors wrote:

Tasha the half-kender wrote:

It wasn't hell!!! Punniculus is not an Evil god! I guess... I don't even known what his alignment is...

But he cannot be evil, I am his High Priestess (his only priestess) and I am Cute Good...

Better make that four joints and add on some Primus. There is a Kender about.

Hey, hey! I'm only half kender! I left the problematic parts out! Well... half of them...

You'd be a quarter kender if I got to you!

You brought pirates to my brother's party!

GoatToucher should not rule this city because he is not against setting books on fire!

Shut up, Witch. Your magic shouldn't exist.

*Scowls*

Kiani shouldn't rule this city, definitely. She'd bring all her pirate friends and turn the city hall to a permanent pirate party with rum, and songs and pirate whores...
Why are you looking at me like that? Why do you seem to like the idea?
You are all sick!

Evil! Evil!

And insane from what I can tell as she speaks to herself.

I swear there was a post. It disappeared!

Yaaaaaaaargh! A mouse!
*Smashes GH*

Moral standard: Drive friendly.

Pretty

Cover Your Shame!

*Casts Mage's Private Sanctum on thread*

Sex-shifted Dalindra

Lady Audrey Strongshield wrote:

Actually, being bald is not so bad. Not having to depilate in some time makes it worth it. I don't even care a lot about not having eyebrows to show the world how pissed I am.

"I do ghastly deers' laundry..."

Been cleaning up after undead ruminants, eh?

Someone had to get rid of all that awful smell. Musk combines badly with putrid.

Actually, being bald is not so bad. Not having to depilate in some time makes it worth it. I don't even care a lot about not having eyebrows to show the world how pissed I am.

Man agar made me think of some sort of humanoid sentient ooze.

Kingdom Crasher

Natural Disaster

3/10
Looks like some kind of angry monster I should take care of. I just cannot trust the face.