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Zurgas wrote:

Punniculus wrote:

Also, if you'd like, I can get one of those red noses.

Red noses are for reindeers, not for proud minotaurs!

Once my friend Valinor and I went into a small village and made an experiment to try to prove that humans are way too obsessed with asses.

So we got there and ran all over the town yelling "ass".

People went insane, they ran away and got into their houses like we were going to kill them or something.

That proves that humans are way too obsessed with asses.

Red noses are for anyone who with a cold. Or who wishes to show their reverence for me in that way. They aren't required for my followers, but are encouraged for some clergy.

Perhaps the humans in that town were afraid that you were looking for some sex, and were unwilling to assist you?

Why would I want to have sex with a hairless monkey is something that escapes my understanding.

(Actually, they didn't even care about what Zurgas was yelling. Minotaurs are seen as violent and ruthless creatures and having one with a scythe running around yelling something was enough motivation for everybody running away. And as Zurgas enjoys looking intimidating he never tried to look non threatening while doing this)

Also, if you'd like, I can get one of those red noses.

Red noses are for reindeers, not for proud minotaurs!

Once my friend Valinor and I went into a small village and made an experiment to try to prove that humans are way too obsessed with asses.

So we got there and ran all over the town yelling "ass".

People went insane, they ran away and got into their houses like we were going to kill them or something.

That proves that humans are way too obsessed with asses.

Zurgas wrote:

Do you have a sexy cosplay for me?

Ohh, just what I need. I horny follower. I'll see if I can find something for you.

The blonde half kender came to me wearing nothing but a red nose and said that if joined this cult I'll have anwers to all the questions that worry me, like why are humans so obsessed with the word "ass". So I decided to give a try.

Do you have a sexy cosplay for me?

So I am late?
Damn!

This is bullsh*t!

That was a racist joke!

Are you saying that Sigmar laid an egg? I definitely not know enough about human biology. I thought that they reproduced by spores.

Next poster has studied human biology for a long time.

My Barefaced Brother

Moo?

We replaced our god wizard for a bard but our rogue still stays. That must mean something. And our rogue knows how to stand up in a fight. The wizard was too squishy and prone to fall from heights making loud noises.

Next poster tries to derail this thread and fails.