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LittleMissNaga wrote:
I too made Sandara less of a voice of reason, and in our case, into more of a cocky swashbuckling alcoholic with a streak of "hold my beer" style bad decisions.

Sounds like me. I never regretted anything, though, so they weren't bad decissions in the end.


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Slavery is a big no no for me. I do what I want and I'd be the greatest hypocrite if I didn't defend everyone's right to do whatever they want. Mind control is just ten hundred times worse.

About another topic... When Kiani met my mother I thought she was telling her all those stories to try to embarrass me or test me to see if I tried to play the good girl in front of my mother...

But when I saw her with her parents I realized that she just was being herself. She told them the same stories and damn! She was proud of them!

That's why you gotta love our captain.


Here it is! A supply of rum!

The next poster also misread last post.


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Punniculus wrote:
First Mate Sandara Quinn wrote:
Punniculus wrote:
First Mate Sandara Quinn wrote:
Punniculus wrote:
I like it. Or, we could go with a classic. Maybe something a little different for combat.

Kiani, how would you like the second one as my clerical attire?

With a trident, of course!
Hi there! Would like to join the throng? You could be Tasha's mate. First or otherwise. Then you can also benefit from the official dress code.

So many people in the same thong? No, thanks!

I already have a goddess and she'd be pretty upset if I left her for a clown.
But just for curiosity... How do you feel about dropping things (and people) to the sea in your honor?
Everyone gets their own thong, you only have to share if you want to. As for dropping things in the sea...as long as it's done with a touch of humor, I'm good with it. And if you're worried about your goddess, maybe we can work out a way to share you. *wink*

I'm not sure. She's a jealous goddess.

And, you know, I come from Dragonlance. She could end throwing a fire mountain on me and leaving for a hundred years...


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Captain Kiani the Blue wrote:
First Mate Sandara Quinn wrote:
Punniculus wrote:
I like it. Or, we could go with a classic. Maybe something a little different for combat.

Kiani, how would you like the second one as my clerical attire?

With a trident, of course!

Just try this. At least, Isabella won't keep mocking you for being the "Pale Pirate"

I am a redhead, dammit!

Kiani the blue and Sandara the red as a lobster. That's not OK.


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Punniculus wrote:
First Mate Sandara Quinn wrote:
Punniculus wrote:
I like it. Or, we could go with a classic. Maybe something a little different for combat.

Kiani, how would you like the second one as my clerical attire?

With a trident, of course!
Hi there! Would like to join the throng? You could be Tasha's mate. First or otherwise. Then you can also benefit from the official dress code.

So many people in the same thong? No, thanks!

I already have a goddess and she'd be pretty upset if I left her for a clown.
But just for curiosity... How do you feel about dropping things (and people) to the sea in your honor?


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Punniculus wrote:
I like it. Or, we could go with a classic. Maybe something a little different for combat.

Kiani, how would you like the second one as my clerical attire?

With a trident, of course!


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Hey, you're not a princess, you're a f*cking pirate queen!
Because you are wearing the crown, right? Right?

You haven't changed it for my hat again, haven't you?


Why should I? I am the best Sandara Quinn ever! But having alternate versions everywhere is disturbing.


Are you sure it isn't that Sandara? She seems suspicious. Redhairs are always into no good ;-)
And she worships Besmara, what kind of goddess is that Besmara? I wouldn't trust her.


Kileanna wrote:

«Fox! We wanted to interrogate her!» complained Kiani.

«It was an accident, I swear! She grabbed my rapier with her heart!»

Diplomacy done the pirate way.


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Smurf you, you're a smurfing smurfer
We're gonna smurf you right in the balls
Smurf you, with a smurfing anchor
You're all smurfs so smurf you all


Kiani is banned for believing the landlubber above her is actually a pirate!


I've just realized we tie a lot of people to beds. Is that some kind of fetish or what?


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Hey, Captain! We have elves and lizards on board! We have to fumigate!


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What Kiani and I do hardly counts as procreating. I mean, it's nort like we were going to have blue skinned red haired tiny versions of us or anything. I have much better words to describe what we do but I cannot use them without them being replaced by symbols!


A redhead pirate?
Wait... I have chicken what?


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Cool songs, Cole!!!

Yesterday the new album of Alestorm was released and Kiani and me were listening to it.
We couldn't do anything but laugh out loud with one of the songs.
In my S&S campaign, Sandara ended having a very filthy mouth, often including the F-word at least two times in a sentence.
So when we listened to this song we thought it was totally Sandara's song.

Soon, more Skull and Shackles songs!

I had a big collection of songs for my Werewolf campaign, as they were a rock band, but most of them are in Spanish. I might post them someday too.


Oh, yes, that's a cool song, but what I really want to know is why do you think that my bodily functions are relevant to the story. Big news: Sandara pisses! That's ridiculous!


Banned for not being a redhead pirate!
And because blue is a confusing color for a captain... She blends too well with the environment and we can hardly see her!!!


C'mon, Isa, don't be mean! Who kept most of Zarskia's jewelry?


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Hey, I can hack in normal society... Society needs pirates, right?


Yes sir! We have abandoned it in the woods and made sure it doesn't find its way back home!

Minions, Awaken the Mustakrakish!


Nahhh! I was too far from the port at that time. Those pieces of crap didn't deserve such an effort. I should have tossed them into the sewers where they belonged.


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Stop saying I lack subtlety! I left those filthy thugs in the alley and with their clothes on!
You don't want to know what I would have done with them if I didn't want to be subtle!


I hate undead and they are doing nothing to make me change my mind. My mouth tasted like rotting flesh for a couple of days.

And Kiani keeps telling her version of the story to anybody who wants to listen! She told it to my mother, go and figure out.


I must say that I only aggreed to officiate that marriage because they looked like they could end having... something.

The idea of marriage as a contract still seems offensive to me.


Captain Kiani should not rule this city because she's better at ruling a ship and this city is boring!


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I chain the closet where you are hiding and drop it into the bottom of the sea.

By the way, Esban, you have made Ashur overheal to death...being a paladin for the undead he is actually alive xD


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*Drops her into the sea depths where no pidgeon can reach her*

I'm sick at all these idiots wanting statues of themselves. As we didn't have enough with their faces...

The next poster found the submerged statue by accident.


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Keep saying that and he'll rise from the depths to swallow us all whole! I can sense him coming!

And if it was your story it would be a short one: he lived happily ever after doing nothing at all!


Monster below a lovely hat/crown.

(You are a monster, spells say so!)


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If I was The Goddess I'd want to shut up that blasphemous self-proclaimed Chosen One, you know.
And Zeboim caused the shipwreck so you could come to my rescue. Believe it or not, as you like.

But I have to admit that I saw myself eaten alive. It was so close! When you appeared, with Kiani wearing half of my gear I felt so relieved. Relieved and scared. I didn't know if you had come to rescue me or to steal my clothes so Kiani could fully impersonate me!

Anyway, nevermore. I was sick of feeling powerless. First it was Plugg. Then, the grindylows. I made a promise not to be defenseless ever again. They'd be the ones to fear me!


Wow... I mean... what?
Stop it now! You're making me emotional too!


That's not what happened.


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Saying that we went wild is not enough.

We all sang our song in front of Plugg. If he didn't already know it was all about him he was a bigger idiot than he seemed.

We had nothing to lose. He already hated us and wanted us dead. We were not afraid. He had pushed us too far and we were just mad. And we didn't care that he knew we were coming for him.

Kiani and I showed off our relationship in public (hey, we were just friends with a lot of privileges). We got Fox involved too. It was crazy! My message was clear: «Anybody but you, sucker!»

I bet he was fumbling. Of course he wasn't scared. He was not intelligent enough to be scared.


I had the time of my life throwing garbage at them!

Fox at least tried to dodge, but Mom was like... instant karma! All the discarded sh*t from the kitchen is coming back to hit you in the face!

*laughs*

Kiani ruined the fun. She was too quick. I was only able to hit her once.


Oh, in the end he did know our name.
Just wait for the next part.
The storm is rising!