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I am not a ginger! I am golden, glorious, and so is my soul!
I am not a ginger! I am golden, glorious, and so is my soul!
So...Ginger.
Aha! You fell for my logical trap! For you see, gingers have so so-ack!
Aha! You fell for my logical trap! For you see, gingers have so so-ack!
Drat!
Ooh! It's a pair of kobolds in a trench coat!
Ooh! It's a pair of kobolds in a trench coat!
Rascals!
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Aurical was already afraid of Saph. Now he is terrified.
She may tuck you up in bed tonight, :)
She may tuck you up in bed tonight, :)
Don't forget Aurical's teddybear.
^_^''
Naturally, we have total concealment against any blinded enemies. More to the point, Sapphire does! Snek attack!
Naturally, we have total concealment against any blinded enemies. More to the point, Sapphire does! Snek attack!
Sneek? Isn't that one of Aurical's uncles? :P
How dare you sir! T'was my aunt.
Spoiler, there will be multiple Sneks in this game. Sneks with up to 16 arms, but thats several books away.
Heck, you could even get a snek girlfriend, but well, they are even harder to redeem then Succubi.
How dare you sir! T'was my aunt.
Tough to tell under those scales...
Spoiler, there will be multiple Sneks in this game. Sneks with up to 16 arms, but thats several books away.
Heck, you could even get a snek girlfriend, but well, they are even harder to redeem then Succubi.
Redeem? Does that mean it works like a coupon???
Assuming the Search function on the site is accurate, I'll have to eat my words. The final tally was 6 to 10 rolls over 10 vs. under 10.
So it's 'only' a 62.5% futility rate for Constantine which is still pretty crappy. Making it worse is his average result is 9.13. :(
Oddly enough I tend to have decent to good rolls. I did have a druid that was absolutely cursed with bad rolls though. In an amusing twist of fate he died right after getting a key natural twenty in a combat. Grappled a skeleton lord so he couldn't keep using his 2-hander on people.
Then skeleton lord rolled a twenty as well and put his clawed hand through the druid's chest. Died like a hero.
You see, some guys like girls with tails, and some like tails with girls.
And well, them extra hands, and the pretty high CR.
But yeah, redeem as in making them not psychopathic murder-bunnies is kind of hard.
Oddly enough I tend to have decent to good rolls. I did have a druid that was absolutely cursed with bad rolls though. In an amusing twist of fate he died right after getting a key natural twenty in a combat. Grappled a skeleton lord so he couldn't keep using his 2-hander on people.
Then skeleton lord rolled a twenty as well and put his clawed hand through the druid's chest. Died like a hero.
This PC is, by far, the worst at combat rolls. It's weird and I swear he's cursed.
You see, some guys like girls with tails, and some like tails with girls.
And well, them extra hands, and the pretty high CR.But yeah, redeem as in making them not psychopathic murder-bunnies is kind of hard.
Which is why it's normally 'kill first and why ask them questions' with most demons.
Do you have another character named Arrius? I figured that was what did it with my druid. He became nega-Kayle.
Do you have another character named Arrius? I figured that was what did it with my druid. He became nega-Kayle.
Not yet.
I am going to a competition in martial arts on saturday, posting will be a bit light!
Enjoy!!
And Sapphire, that was awesome.
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I am back, midly too concussed for a big gm post, but it will be there tomorow.
I'd asked if is was a good kind of concussed, but I am having a hard time picturing it. Did you at least have a good time?
I'd asked if is was a good kind of concussed, but I am having a hard time picturing it. Did you at least have a good time?
If you're ranked #1 leaving the tournament, you don't mind being concussed.
3rd place, but out of 3 so eh. The knee to the groin hurt a bit more.
3rd place, but out of 3 so eh. The knee to the groin hurt a bit more.
See I posted that last week but something deleted it. I said protect your groin and hit them in theirs.
That's good advice!
My final opponent was a veterinarian who was there with his 3 kids and claimed to have never been in a ring. I got roflstomped, his movement patterns were completely erratic and I had nearly no idea wth was going on.
That post took a while!
@Adigale
the door is unlocked, you can just push it open.
You can doublemove and get into the bomb throwers face, or do a stealthy single move and try to attack him next round, noone is looking at your direction. The cultists are somewhat disciplined, but they are in a life and death fight and dont think anyone would come at them from behind.
My aim is to get you into action as quickly as possible :)
Oh, I misunderstood. I will post tonight
@Adigale
direction. The cultists are somewhat disciplined, but they are in a life and death fight
From everyone except the Paladin.
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Post will be up today, nice pace everyone!
I have every confidence the dice will come around at a key moment so Arrius can die with dignity.
I have every confidence the dice will come around at a key moment so Arrius can die with dignity.
The way the GM is critting him, I concur. He'll probably be hit so hard he'll be at -100 HP.
Don't worry. If Arrius dies you can make a morally questionable character and Aurical can collapse into stress induced madness trying to work with the suicide squad.
If Sapphire doesn't turn herself into a smoking crater first. :D
Don't worry. If Arrius dies you can make a morally questionable character and Aurical can collapse into stress induced madness trying to work with the suicide squad.
If Sapphire doesn't turn herself into a smoking crater first. :D
No way if Constantine bites the dust you praise Abadar that the curse has been lifted on the party. :(
He must've really p!ssed off Iomedae...
As an expert on commerce I know exactly how you upset her. Didn't subscribe to her onlyfans.
As a matter of fact "Onlyfiends" is a thing, just dont try to read the abyssal twitch chat.
As is "Leashed-In" (The Abyssal mercenary network).
If you get powerful enough, RoeganJoe the unusually smol Balor will comment your fights on "101 dumb mortal home video experience"
He really needs to have Tomald Stump on his inter-planar talk show. The man will make Golarion great again.
As a matter of fact "Onlyfiends" is a thing, just dont try to read the abyssal twitch chat.
As is "Leashed-In" (The Abyssal mercenary network).
If you get powerful enough, RoeganJoe the unusually smol Balor will comment your fights on "101 dumb mortal home video experience"
Constantine isn't dumb, damn it; he's just unwise...
Funnily enough roganjoe is probably the frienliest Balor in existence.
The reason is that he lost a drinking contest to cayden while cayden was mortal, and then rechallenged him after he was a god.
But you see, as Roeganjoe was teleporting into Caydens hold, he saw what few demons want to see.
An irate Desna who was currently having dinner with Cayden.
Cayden, not wishing to have Roeganjoes death throes mess up a room he had painstakingly cleaned himself, thought quickly and maneuvered Desna and Roeganjoe into having a weed smoking contest instead of a very one sided fight.
Roeganjoe is still smoking copious amounts of celestial weed, for as long as the weed smoking contest is ongoing, he is fairly sure desna is not going to kill him, and perhaps, he can smoke weed long enough for Desna to forget about the whole thing?
Soooo... dose the Bomber go BOOM!
Really want to see the mess that makes.
Sapphire moved 5' and should be in full cover behind that wall on map.
So ruling time!
I rule the following things, after looking a fair bit on the CRB etc.
--Saphirre is performing 2 sunder attempts (anyone can make sunder attempts in place of a melee attack), not 2 melee attacks, on the bombs in the alchemists bandoliers, She automatically has agile maneuvers because Elephant in the room, and I will be keeping her rolls. Due to Orturibo having shield and a dex extract up, his CMD is funnily enough less then his AC by a fair bit.
--This can explode up to 2 bombs. I am saying no to cataclysmic chain reactions, as this would make playing a bomber alchemist as a PC nearly impossible, also, I would prefer to not track item hp.
--These attempts would provoke AoOs normally, since Saphirre does not have powerfull maneuvers
--But Saphirre is invisible so it doesnt
--I am always resolving operations "in favor of the players", in this case, I am having Adigales full attack go off before Saphirres attempt, giving our Killbot a flanking bonus on the CMB checks..
Woo hoo!
That is awesome. Complicated, but awesome.