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He doesn't believe in 'game balance'. Gandalf always lets him pass. As a feat, he has Exotic Weapon Proficiency (beard). The city guard often question him, just because they find him so interesting. His dice bag is woven from tarrasque leather. His TPKs end game lines. His blood cures moderate wounds. He once punched a flumph. Yes, you heard me. He belongs to a prestige class whose sole requirement for entry is just being him. ♬ He is indeed, the most interesting GM in the world. ♬
Stefan Mariano wrote: Stefan huffs and puffs as he pushes the door some more."Heave!" Assuming he keeps trying; Stefan Str check: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 2 = 4
And trying; Stefan Str check: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 = 5
And trying; Stefan Str check: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 2 = 6
And trying; Stefan Str check: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (9) + 2 = 11
And trying; Stefan Str check: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (20) + 2 = 22
From inside: "Can you give us a minute? Enlarge person takes a whole round, and Xorlotz needs to re-up his mirror image. We didn't think it would take you this long."
Stefan Will save DC 17.
More to follow in a few minutes.
Correction be back later this evening.
Male NG Skinwalker(Witchwolf) Warpriest 1 | HP 14/14 | AC 17 T 10 FF 17 | CMB +2, CMD 12 | F: +7, R: +2, W: +6 | Init: +0 | Perc: +5, SM: +6, Low-light vision | Speed 30ft | Blessings: 3/4 | Spells: 1st 2/2 | Active conditions: War Blessing(7 rounds remain)
Will: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (3) + 5 = 8
He doesn't believe in 'game balance'. Gandalf always lets him pass. As a feat, he has Exotic Weapon Proficiency (beard). The city guard often question him, just because they find him so interesting. His dice bag is woven from tarrasque leather. His TPKs end game lines. His blood cures moderate wounds. He once punched a flumph. Yes, you heard me. He belongs to a prestige class whose sole requirement for entry is just being him. ♬ He is indeed, the most interesting GM in the world. ♬
A thin waterfall drops from a grate in the ceiling fifteen feet above, creating a curtain in the doorway to this flooded room. Beyond, mounted animal heads glower from virtually every inch of every wall. Stuffed specimens also lurk beneath the dark water, their antlers, horns, and claws breaking the surface here and there. In the eastern corner, a large gilded cage sits mostly submerged, its waters thick with embalmed birds bobbing at the surface.
Standing high up on the far wall, upon the head of what appears to be an iron-plated bison, is a small pale woman, with skin covered in the fine scales, and white hair rolled into long dreadlocks that cover her dainty nudity. A halo of drifting light motes illuminate the space around her.
Map Updated
The PCs may each roll one knowledge check for each of the described creatures and open all the spoilers that apply to their result.
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"Hello there." says the small feral-looking woman. "Do come in."
She smiles and her smile reveals an assortment of teeth like none any of the party have seen. Tusks, fangs, pointed canines, and blunt, grain-crushing teeth of all manner of beast seem to show in that smile.
Male NG Skinwalker(Witchwolf) Warpriest 1 | HP 14/14 | AC 17 T 10 FF 17 | CMB +2, CMD 12 | F: +7, R: +2, W: +6 | Init: +0 | Perc: +5, SM: +6, Low-light vision | Speed 30ft | Blessings: 3/4 | Spells: 1st 2/2 | Active conditions: War Blessing(7 rounds remain)
Stefan brushes his clothes off in an attempt to look presentable before looking up at the woman. "Ahem. Greetings my lady! Stefan Mariano at your service." he says as he introduces himself with a bow.
"Come in Sir Mariano, I am the Lady Gormandelle. Please come in and close the door, we do not want to let all the fish out." says the lady from her perch.
Female CG Human (Mwangi) Ranger 1 (1xp) | HP 7/10 | AC 12/16/17 T 12 FF 10/14/15 | CMB 0, CMD 12 | F: +1, R: +4, W: +4 | Init: +2 | Perc: +8, SM: +4 | Speed 30ft (20 w/armour) | Longbow +4, 1d8-1p | Active conditions: None.
Hoo snarls.
"Well, At-fer you'll."
Male CN Ifrit Alchemist (Grenadier) 2 | HP 15/15| AC 16(18) T 12 FF 14(16) | CMB +4(+6), CMD 14(16) | F: +4, R: +5, W: -1 | Init: +2 | darkvision 60', Perc: +3, SM: -1 | Speed 30ft | Bombs: 5/5 | Mutagen: Strength| Active conditions: None
Knowledge(arcana): 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (18) + 8 = 26
Looking about the room, Boomer immediately spots the grogon head that the strange lady is standing on. "Uhh. Hi there, M...m..iss. What are you d..doing in here on that g..g...gor..gon head?" He glances over at Stefan who seems rather taken by this lady.
Female CG Human (Mwangi) Ranger 1 (1xp) | HP 7/10 | AC 12/16/17 T 12 FF 10/14/15 | CMB 0, CMD 12 | F: +1, R: +4, W: +4 | Init: +2 | Perc: +8, SM: +4 | Speed 30ft (20 w/armour) | Longbow +4, 1d8-1p | Active conditions: None.
Pardon me for being a complete brainlet. I have been in a fugue state for the past week. I'll be making that nature check now. I didn't do so when I made my earlier post because a combination of the quarantine and the fact that I started watching JoJo's godforsaken adventure, my brain has dissolved completely.
Knowledge nature: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (6) + 7 = 13
:)
Male NG Skinwalker(Witchwolf) Warpriest 1 | HP 14/14 | AC 17 T 10 FF 17 | CMB +2, CMD 12 | F: +7, R: +2, W: +6 | Init: +0 | Perc: +5, SM: +6, Low-light vision | Speed 30ft | Blessings: 3/4 | Spells: 1st 2/2 | Active conditions: War Blessing(7 rounds remain)
"Anything for milady." Stefan says in a dazed voice as he enters the room.
Hoo Hullo wrote: Pardon me for being a complete brainlet. I have been in a fugue state for the past week. I'll be making that nature check now. I didn't do so when I made my earlier post because a combination of the quarantine and the fact that I started watching JoJo's godforsaken adventure, my brain has dissolved completely.
:)
No worries.
Stefan Mariano wrote: "Anything for milady." Stefan says in a dazed voice as he enters the room. "And your friends? Please come in. Relax in my pool. All are welcome but-" and her voice suddenly turns serious "there is a price.... It will cost you a smile." At the revelation her voice once more grows sweet, and joking even if her own tatterdemalion smile is slightly off-putting.
Boomer Forgehammer wrote: Looking about the room, Boomer immediately spots the grogon head that the strange lady is standing on. "Uhh. Hi there, M...m..iss. What are you d..doing in here on that g..g...gor..gon head?" He glances over at Stefan who seems rather taken by this lady. Lady Gormandelle coyly deflects the question "Now, now, now. Smiles and introductions first."
Male Neutral Half-Orc Mesmerist(Chart Caster) 2 HP 15/15 | AC 16 (T 12 FF 14) | CMD 13 | FORT +1 REF +5 WILL +7 | Init +2 | Perc. +5 Speed 30ft | Spell Slots: 0@1st | Active Conditions: 1 CHA damage, Mesmeric Mirror (2)
Would Vozzik have been able to spot the Charm effect with Detect Magic and/or Spellcraft (+4, if relevant)? I believe it's mathematically impossible for him to detect it via Sense Motive, so...
Vozzik rolls his eyes as he enters following Stefan and Boomer (I will note that you two have not actually moved yourself on the map; I will wait to position Vozzik until you have done so.), saying to his companions, "Again with these interlopers claiming our property as their own!" Changing his intense focus to Gormandelle he counters "I am Vozzik Astrana, and my associates and I are representatives of the Pathfinder Society. If there's to be price negotiations then we're happy to discuss occupancy charges for your presence here in our facility; I'm afraid the damage deposit is probably a lost cause, at this point."
If Vozzik is able to get within 30 feet he will make her the subject of his Hypnotic Stare
M CG Halfling Warpriest of Cayden Cailean 2 | HP 15/15 | AC 19 T 15 FF 15 | CMB +0, CMD 14 | F: +4, R: +5, W: +6 | Init: +4 | Perc: +4, SM: +2 | Speed 30ft | Rapier: +8 (1d4), Halfling Sling Staff +7 (1d6) | Conditions: none |
Xavier wades into the room, his head barely poking up above the water. Seeing the submerged animals, he smiles, and attempts to clamber on top of one of them to get a better perch.
Can I do that?
Climb: 1d20 + 0 ⇒ (4) + 0 = 4
Still holding his glowing rapier to shine light into the room, Xavier opens his mouth to speak. "My name is..." He stops on the "z" sound at the start of his name, and looks back at Stefan. "...Xavier.", he says, somewhat dejectedly. "Xavier Elington."
I was thinking about lying about his name and introducing myself as "Zanzibar Evanston" or something, but Stefan would probably have corrected me, and that would cause some problems.
He begins to survey the room. "Nice place you got here..." he says absentmindedly.
Is there a crocodile head on one of the walls?
He doesn't believe in 'game balance'. Gandalf always lets him pass. As a feat, he has Exotic Weapon Proficiency (beard). The city guard often question him, just because they find him so interesting. His dice bag is woven from tarrasque leather. His TPKs end game lines. His blood cures moderate wounds. He once punched a flumph. Yes, you heard me. He belongs to a prestige class whose sole requirement for entry is just being him. ♬ He is indeed, the most interesting GM in the world. ♬
Vozzik Astrana wrote: Would Vozzik have been able to spot the Charm effect with Detect Magic and/or Spellcraft (+4, if relevant)? I believe it's mathematically impossible for him to detect it via Sense Motive, so... I'm gonna say no just based upon angle through the doorway, and the noisy, obscuring waterfall draining through the ceiling. If Vozzik maintained his concentration on detect magic throughout all the door banging he might have noticed two auras flash into effect, the first early on and the second (the charm) just now, meaning he would need to continue to concentrate this round and the next (and limiting movement in the deep boggy conditions) to get a better picture of what the aura means.
Xavier "the Drunkard" Elington wrote: Xavier wades into the room, his head barely poking up above the water. Seeing the submerged animals, he smiles, and attempts to clamber on top of one of them to get a better perch.
Can I do that?
Climbing stuffed animal trophies is a DC 10. Missing by 5 means a fall. Xavier climbs up a precarious-looking stuffed axe beak with predictable results. *SPLASH!*
Let's move into rounds if only for movement.
Vozzik Astrana wrote: Vozzik rolls his eyes as he enters following Stefan and Boomer (I will note that you two have not actually moved yourself on the map; I will wait to position Vozzik until you have done so.), saying to his companions, "Again with these interlopers claiming our property as their own!" Changing his intense focus to Gormandelle he counters "I am Vozzik Astrana, and my associates and I are representatives of the Pathfinder Society. If there's to be price negotiations then we're happy to discuss occupancy charges for your presence here in our facility; I'm afraid the damage deposit is probably a lost cause, at this point." "Stefan, I find your friend quite rude. We have always been here, Vozzik Astrana."
Male NG Skinwalker(Witchwolf) Warpriest 1 | HP 14/14 | AC 17 T 10 FF 17 | CMB +2, CMD 12 | F: +7, R: +2, W: +6 | Init: +0 | Perc: +5, SM: +6, Low-light vision | Speed 30ft | Blessings: 3/4 | Spells: 1st 2/2 | Active conditions: War Blessing(7 rounds remain)
"Why stay in such a dreary place as this? My lady should be out and be seen by as many people as possible that they might bask in your beauty!"Stefan says in what he thinks is a charming way with a smile full of sharp teeth.
Female CG Human (Mwangi) Ranger 1 (1xp) | HP 7/10 | AC 12/16/17 T 12 FF 10/14/15 | CMB 0, CMD 12 | F: +1, R: +4, W: +4 | Init: +2 | Perc: +8, SM: +4 | Speed 30ft (20 w/armour) | Longbow +4, 1d8-1p | Active conditions: None.
Hoo steps up, whispering to her nearby allies
"Nixie... Fffffffiiiiiiiiiiish."
She steps into view of Gormandelle
"Ahem...You look like a friend. So you have always been here? Was the place ever... not a library?"
Male Neutral Half-Orc Mesmerist(Chart Caster) 2 HP 15/15 | AC 16 (T 12 FF 14) | CMD 13 | FORT +1 REF +5 WILL +7 | Init +2 | Perc. +5 Speed 30ft | Spell Slots: 0@1st | Active Conditions: 1 CHA damage, Mesmeric Mirror (2)
The World's Most Interesting GM wrote: Vozzik Astrana wrote: Would Vozzik have been able to spot the Charm effect with Detect Magic and/or Spellcraft (+4, if relevant)? I believe it's mathematically impossible for him to detect it via Sense Motive, so... I'm gonna say no just based upon angle through the doorway, and the noisy, obscuring waterfall draining through the ceiling. If Vozzik maintained his concentration on detect magic throughout all the door banging he might have noticed two auras flash into effect, the first early on and the second (the charm) just now, meaning he would need to continue to concentrate this round and the next (and limiting movement in the deep boggy conditions) to get a better picture of what the aura means.
I've never heard of concentration hampering movement outside of being subjected to violent motion requiring concentration checks, but if that's your call Vozzik would drop the Detect once he and the party began moving into the room. Edit: duh, it's the standard action slowing you down, stupid! Right, so, stopped as soon as we started moving.
Let me know when we're in the next "round." Don't forget to move your tokens, everyone!
It is indeed the standard action to concentrate that is slowing you down. Now you can still take your move action (to wade, swim, or even climb) but you can only take one and still maintain concentration. I play a lot of illusionists.
I'm just going to place Xavier in an appropriate spot, assuming someone was either carrying him and placed him on the wrong end of an axe beak, or that he swam in. And I'll crowd Zahd in as well.
Hoo Hullo wrote: Hoo steps up, whispering to her nearby allies
"Nixie... Fffffffiiiiiiiiiiish."
She steps into view of Gormandelle
"Ahem...You look like a friend. So you have always been here? Was the place ever... not a library?"
"'Library?'" the feral-looking little fairy woman says. "What sort of library has water running through it? And do they not have what the mortals call 'books?'"
"There are no books here child. Only big beautiful smiles." she beams.
Stefan Mariano wrote: "Why stay in such a dreary place as this? My lady should be out and be seen by as many people as possible that they might bask in your beauty!"Stefan says in what he thinks is a charming way with a smile full of sharp teeth. "You flatter me Stefan but please let me hear your words away from the noise of the waterfall."
New round. Note on lighting dancing fairy lights illuminate Gromandelle's end of the room.
Male Neutral Half-Orc Mesmerist(Chart Caster) 2 HP 15/15 | AC 16 (T 12 FF 14) | CMD 13 | FORT +1 REF +5 WILL +7 | Init +2 | Perc. +5 Speed 30ft | Spell Slots: 0@1st | Active Conditions: 1 CHA damage, Mesmeric Mirror (2)
Vozzik's vigilant regard of the fae creature becomes Hypnotic as he continues to approach her. Conjuring his best air of authority, he counters "Oh, no, I don't think so. Squatter's rights in Absalom are only honored in the event a structure has been abandoned (Vozzik is straight bulls#itting, here; he has only the vaguest notion of Absalom's legal codes. Bluff: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (20) + 9 = 29), and we have certainly not abandoned this facility. My friend here sometimes misspeaks; the Society's Archives are much more than simple libraries. Something you would surely know about a place you 'have always been,' I would think. No, I think you know fully well that you are the intruder here, and it is you and your kind that is responsible for all of the damages from this water. You can help remunerate for the necessary repairs, or you can be off on your way...unwillingly, if need be."
Intimidate: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (11) + 13 = 24
Male NG Elf Bard (Archaeology) 1 | HP 7/7 | AC 15 T 12 FF 13 | CMB +0, CMD 13 | F: -1, R: +5, W: +2 | Init: +3 | Perc: +6, SM: +0 | Speed 30ft | Archaeologist’s Luck: 4/7 | Spells: 1st 1/2 | Active conditions: None.
Zahd, after pondering what he should say, walks into the room with the air of one about to ask a philosophical question before hearing Vozzik's words. After listening, he lightly shrugs and nods along.
M CG Halfling Warpriest of Cayden Cailean 2 | HP 15/15 | AC 19 T 15 FF 15 | CMB +0, CMD 14 | F: +4, R: +5, W: +6 | Init: +4 | Perc: +4, SM: +2 | Speed 30ft | Rapier: +8 (1d4), Halfling Sling Staff +7 (1d6) | Conditions: none |
Xavier, after hearing Vozzik's speech, holds his head in his hands and starts shaking his head. "Don't... that's just going to make it worse... we need to play along..." he mutters to himself.
He tries again to climb onto one of the animals.
Climb: 1d20 + 0 ⇒ (4) + 0 = 4
He once again splashes into the water.
Vozzik Astrana wrote: Vozzik's vigilant regard of the fae creature becomes Hypnotic as he continues to approach her. Conjuring his best air of authority, he counters "Oh, no, I don't think so. Squatter's rights in Absalom are only honored in the event a structure has been abandoned (Vozzik is straight bulls#itting, here; he has only the vaguest notion of Absalom's legal codes. ), and we have certainly not abandoned this facility. My friend here sometimes misspeaks; the Society's Archives are much more than simple libraries. Something you would surely know about a place you 'have always been-" Stops you right there.
I can see why Vozzik gets all the fish girls.
"Are you about to threaten me, Mister Astrana?"
He doesn't believe in 'game balance'. Gandalf always lets him pass. As a feat, he has Exotic Weapon Proficiency (beard). The city guard often question him, just because they find him so interesting. His dice bag is woven from tarrasque leather. His TPKs end game lines. His blood cures moderate wounds. He once punched a flumph. Yes, you heard me. He belongs to a prestige class whose sole requirement for entry is just being him. ♬ He is indeed, the most interesting GM in the world. ♬
"Stefan dear, I think your friend is about to threaten me in my own home! Do something!" She herself grabs up a small crossbow.
As she does two diminutive flapping things with what look like rusty plumber's tools fly out from the wall displays straight at Vozzik. One of them nips him on the thumb, and then flaps away.
pink bite v Vozzik (v FF, cover): 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (7) + 7 = 14 damage: 1d4 - 3 ⇒ (2) - 3 = -1 Miss
purple bite v Vozzik (v FF, cover): 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (14) + 7 = 21 damage: 1d4 - 3 ⇒ (4) - 3 = 1 Hit
Vozzik Fort save DC 11.
Conditions the area is treated as a deep bog.
Round 1! (Theme ♬)
The Bold May Act!
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__ Itty bitty pink things!
__ Lady Gormandelle readied
__ Xavier prone in the water
__ Boomer
__ Zahd
__ Stefan
__ Vozzik -1 hp (pending a Fort save DC 11)
Map updated
When your PC can see the little pink things they can make a Knowledge (nature) check to identify them. Roll once and open all the spoilers that apply.
M CG Halfling Warpriest of Cayden Cailean 2 | HP 15/15 | AC 19 T 15 FF 15 | CMB +0, CMD 14 | F: +4, R: +5, W: +6 | Init: +4 | Perc: +4, SM: +2 | Speed 30ft | Rapier: +8 (1d4), Halfling Sling Staff +7 (1d6) | Conditions: none |
Xavier is going to try once more to get onto one of the stuffed creatures.
Climb: 1d20 + 0 ⇒ (13) + 0 = 13
He finally makes it. Shifting between smiling at Lady Gormandelle and glaring at Vozzik, he shouts, "I'm sure my colleague didn't mean that, did you, Vozzik? Surely we can come to a peaceable agreement if we agree not to threaten you're domain and you agree to call off your friends."
Diplomacy, if I can: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (18) + 1 = 19
Male Neutral Half-Orc Mesmerist(Chart Caster) 2 HP 15/15 | AC 16 (T 12 FF 14) | CMD 13 | FORT +1 REF +5 WILL +7 | Init +2 | Perc. +5 Speed 30ft | Spell Slots: 0@1st | Active Conditions: 1 CHA damage, Mesmeric Mirror (2)
To be clear, my previous post was an Intimidation check to attempt to improve attitude, not to Demoralize. If her tactics say that intimidation is interpreted as a hostile act then so be it, but...
Knowledge:Nature: 1d20 + 0 ⇒ (1) + 0 = 1
OK, Vozzik certainly has no idea what those are...My second implanted instance of Mesmeric Mirror triggers as a free action as soon as I am targeted for attack by the pink things, causing a second Vozzik to appear next to the original for the next minute, and you will need to make a 50% miss chance on that roll. If it still hits:
Fortitude: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4
...well, I hope you missed. I'll save any actions until we resolve what just happened to him.
Male NG Skinwalker(Witchwolf) Warpriest 1 | HP 14/14 | AC 17 T 10 FF 17 | CMB +2, CMD 12 | F: +7, R: +2, W: +6 | Init: +0 | Perc: +5, SM: +6, Low-light vision | Speed 30ft | Blessings: 3/4 | Spells: 1st 2/2 | Active conditions: War Blessing(7 rounds remain)
"For the lady! Raggh!" Stefan turns and attacks Boomer upon receiving the command.
Longsword: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (7) + 3 = 10
damage: 1d8 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 2 = 6
Male Neutral Half-Orc Mesmerist(Chart Caster) 2 HP 15/15 | AC 16 (T 12 FF 14) | CMD 13 | FORT +1 REF +5 WILL +7 | Init +2 | Perc. +5 Speed 30ft | Spell Slots: 0@1st | Active Conditions: 1 CHA damage, Mesmeric Mirror (2)
...dude, that is not how Charm Person works. You are not Dominated.
Male NG Skinwalker(Witchwolf) Warpriest 1 | HP 14/14 | AC 17 T 10 FF 17 | CMB +2, CMD 12 | F: +7, R: +2, W: +6 | Init: +0 | Perc: +5, SM: +6, Low-light vision | Speed 30ft | Blessings: 3/4 | Spells: 1st 2/2 | Active conditions: War Blessing(7 rounds remain)
Sorry. I don't have any experience with Charm Person during combat. How should it affect me?
Male Neutral Half-Orc Mesmerist(Chart Caster) 2 HP 15/15 | AC 16 (T 12 FF 14) | CMD 13 | FORT +1 REF +5 WILL +7 | Init +2 | Perc. +5 Speed 30ft | Spell Slots: 0@1st | Active Conditions: 1 CHA damage, Mesmeric Mirror (2)
Here's the relevant text from the spell, emphasis mine:
Charm Person wrote: The spell does not enable you to control the charmed person as if it were an automaton, but it perceives your words and actions in the most favorable way. You can try to give the subject orders, but you must win an opposed Charisma check to convince it to do anything it wouldn't ordinarily do. (Retries are not allowed.) An affected creature never obeys suicidal or obviously harmful orders, but it might be convinced that something very dangerous is worth doing. Any act by you or your apparent allies that threatens the charmed person breaks the spell. That last bit would be why she interrupted me before I got my Intimidate in. As soon as any of us do anything threatening to her, the spell breaks.
Male CN Ifrit Alchemist (Grenadier) 2 | HP 15/15| AC 16(18) T 12 FF 14(16) | CMB +4(+6), CMD 14(16) | F: +4, R: +5, W: -1 | Init: +2 | darkvision 60', Perc: +3, SM: -1 | Speed 30ft | Bombs: 5/5 | Mutagen: Strength| Active conditions: None
With all the water around and all the room to cover, Boomer tries his hands at swimming to get a better line of sight.
Swim: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (10) + 2 = 12
Double move for 15ft.
Male NG Skinwalker(Witchwolf) Warpriest 1 | HP 14/14 | AC 17 T 10 FF 17 | CMB +2, CMD 12 | F: +7, R: +2, W: +6 | Init: +0 | Perc: +5, SM: +6, Low-light vision | Speed 30ft | Blessings: 3/4 | Spells: 1st 2/2 | Active conditions: War Blessing(7 rounds remain)
My interpretation of harmful orders is something that would hurt my PC. I didn't think it meant "doing harm to others". In that case here's what I'll do:
"You shouldn't fight. Fighting is bad you know." Stefan says as he stares at the lady.
Male NG Elf Bard (Archaeology) 1 | HP 7/7 | AC 15 T 12 FF 13 | CMB +0, CMD 13 | F: -1, R: +5, W: +2 | Init: +3 | Perc: +6, SM: +0 | Speed 30ft | Archaeologist’s Luck: 4/7 | Spells: 1st 1/2 | Active conditions: None.
Here goes.
Knowledge(Nature): 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (14) + 4 = 18
"Dear goodness, it's!.. tooth fairies? I suppose it makes some sense, but..."
Zahd clears his throat, after which he nervously explains "I concur with Xavier; There's no need for us to come to blows! We can arrive at a reasonable arrangement!"
Diplomacy (helping Xavier): 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (4) + 7 = 11
Female CG Human (Mwangi) Ranger 1 (1xp) | HP 7/10 | AC 12/16/17 T 12 FF 10/14/15 | CMB 0, CMD 12 | F: +1, R: +4, W: +4 | Init: +2 | Perc: +8, SM: +4 | Speed 30ft (20 w/armour) | Longbow +4, 1d8-1p | Active conditions: None.
"AGREEING WITH ZAHD! SORRY FOR VOZZIK'S BEING RUDE! DON'T WANT TO FIGHT YOU, BUT I REALLY WILL FIGHT YOUR, 'TOOTH FAIRIES,' PROTEXTING VOZZIK"
Hoo takes a move action to run behind Stefan, and readies her standard action to attack a tooth fairy once it is no longer receiving cover from one of her allies. She will not attack if they are called off by the time they aren't in cover.
M CG Halfling Warpriest of Cayden Cailean 2 | HP 15/15 | AC 19 T 15 FF 15 | CMB +0, CMD 14 | F: +4, R: +5, W: +6 | Init: +4 | Perc: +4, SM: +2 | Speed 30ft | Rapier: +8 (1d4), Halfling Sling Staff +7 (1d6) | Conditions: none |
"Tooth fairies." Xavier shakes his head, laughing. "I'm starting to get the feeling that this is just some drunken fever dream."
He doesn't believe in 'game balance'. Gandalf always lets him pass. As a feat, he has Exotic Weapon Proficiency (beard). The city guard often question him, just because they find him so interesting. His dice bag is woven from tarrasque leather. His TPKs end game lines. His blood cures moderate wounds. He once punched a flumph. Yes, you heard me. He belongs to a prestige class whose sole requirement for entry is just being him. ♬ He is indeed, the most interesting GM in the world. ♬
Vozzik Astrana wrote: To be clear, my previous post was an Intimidation check to attempt to improve attitude, not to Demoralize. If her tactics say that intimidation is interpreted as a hostile act then so be it, but... More like when someone on CNN calls out Trump for lying or merely being wrong and then gets labelled as "Nasty".
50% miss chance/duration: 1d100 ⇒ 791d3 ⇒ 3
That is a hit. More tonight after work.
Stefan Mariano wrote: My interpretation of harmful orders is something that would hurt my PC. I didn't think it meant "doing harm to others". In that case here's what I'll do:
"You shouldn't fight. Fighting is bad you know." Stefan says as he stares at the lady.
Vozzik Astrana wrote: That last bit would be why she interrupted me before I got my Intimidate in. As soon as any of us do anything threatening to her, the spell breaks. Stefan has the right of it. The spell is worded from the caster's POV. If she or any of her obvious allies do anything threatening to Stefan he slips free of the charm. (Currently the tooth fairies loyalties are vague at best.) Generally when you are charmed, you won't attack friends, but then really you all only just met a few minutes ago. ;) Even still you probably don't stab anyone, though a charmed person who saw their "new friend" being threatened by another ally might interpose themselves, grapple an attacker, cast a sleep at them, or otherwise interfere in hopes of keeping the peace between all of his friends new and old.
Vozzik goes as stiff as a plank.
"You have insulted me in my home!" cries Gormandelle.
It doesn't look as though you are going to get the chance to use diplomacy.
He doesn't believe in 'game balance'. Gandalf always lets him pass. As a feat, he has Exotic Weapon Proficiency (beard). The city guard often question him, just because they find him so interesting. His dice bag is woven from tarrasque leather. His TPKs end game lines. His blood cures moderate wounds. He once punched a flumph. Yes, you heard me. He belongs to a prestige class whose sole requirement for entry is just being him. ♬ He is indeed, the most interesting GM in the world. ♬
The little creatures dive for the paralyzed half-orc's mouth with their rusty pliers!
pink pliers (steal) v Vozzik CMD (v paralyzed, higher ground, cover, Tricky Thief): 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (8) + 8 = 16 Damage: 1 Charisma Damage, 1 Bleed Damage hit
pink pliers (steal) v Vozzik CMD (v paralyzed, higher ground, cover, Tricky Thief): 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (7) + 8 = 15 Damage: 1 Charisma Damage, 1 Bleed Damage hit
Conditions the area is treated as a deep bog.
Round 2! (Theme ♬)
The Bold May Act!
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__ Tooth Fairies
__ Lady Gormandelle readied
__ Xavier
__ Boomer
__ Zahd
__ Stefan
__ Vozzik -2 hp paralyzed rd 2, bleed 1, 2 CHA damage.
Map updated
"He has such pretty tusks." says Lady Gormandelle. She smiles.
Male NG Skinwalker(Witchwolf) Warpriest 1 | HP 14/14 | AC 17 T 10 FF 17 | CMB +2, CMD 12 | F: +7, R: +2, W: +6 | Init: +0 | Perc: +5, SM: +6, Low-light vision | Speed 30ft | Blessings: 3/4 | Spells: 1st 2/2 | Active conditions: War Blessing(7 rounds remain)
Feeling a bit confused since he vaguely remembers fighting together with the others and a desire to protect the lady Stefan moves 15 ft closer to the lady and calls upon Iomedae's blessing(War).
I will take the luck bonus to saves.
Male NG Elf Bard (Archaeology) 1 | HP 7/7 | AC 15 T 12 FF 13 | CMB +0, CMD 13 | F: -1, R: +5, W: +2 | Init: +3 | Perc: +6, SM: +0 | Speed 30ft | Archaeologist’s Luck: 4/7 | Spells: 1st 1/2 | Active conditions: None.
"Sigh. I tried. Er... we tried."
Zahd pulls out his crossbow and loads a bolt.
Male Neutral Half-Orc Mesmerist(Chart Caster) 2 HP 15/15 | AC 16 (T 12 FF 14) | CMD 13 | FORT +1 REF +5 WILL +7 | Init +2 | Perc. +5 Speed 30ft | Spell Slots: 0@1st | Active Conditions: 1 CHA damage, Mesmeric Mirror (2)
As soon as Vozzik gets a turn, paralyzed but able to take mental actions, he casts Color Spray, hitting both tooth fairies, then Demoralizes Gormandelle with an Intimidating Glance.
Will Save, DC 15. Don't forget that I still have Mesmeric Mirror up, 50% miss chance until it's hit, and I still have 1 more Mirror implanted.
Male Neutral Half-Orc Mesmerist(Chart Caster) 2 HP 15/15 | AC 16 (T 12 FF 14) | CMD 13 | FORT +1 REF +5 WILL +7 | Init +2 | Perc. +5 Speed 30ft | Spell Slots: 0@1st | Active Conditions: 1 CHA damage, Mesmeric Mirror (2)
Forgot the roll for Demoralize!
Intimidate: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (17) + 13 = 30
Female CG Human (Mwangi) Ranger 1 (1xp) | HP 7/10 | AC 12/16/17 T 12 FF 10/14/15 | CMB 0, CMD 12 | F: +1, R: +4, W: +4 | Init: +2 | Perc: +8, SM: +4 | Speed 30ft (20 w/armour) | Longbow +4, 1d8-1p | Active conditions: None.
Hoo takes her readied action and attacks the tooth fairy marked as purple on the map (Pretty sure this is firing into melee)
Longbow (into melee): 1d20 + 4 - 4 ⇒ (2) + 4 - 4 = 2
Damage: 1d8 - 1 ⇒ (1) - 1 = 0
He doesn't believe in 'game balance'. Gandalf always lets him pass. As a feat, he has Exotic Weapon Proficiency (beard). The city guard often question him, just because they find him so interesting. His dice bag is woven from tarrasque leather. His TPKs end game lines. His blood cures moderate wounds. He once punched a flumph. Yes, you heard me. He belongs to a prestige class whose sole requirement for entry is just being him. ♬ He is indeed, the most interesting GM in the world. ♬
Vozzik Astrana wrote: As soon as Vozzik gets a turn, paralyzed but able to take mental actions, he casts Color Spray, hitting both tooth fairies, then Demoralizes Gormandelle with an Intimidating Glance.
Will Save, DC 15. Don't forget that I still have Mesmeric Mirror up, 50% miss chance until it's hit, and I still have 1 more Mirror implanted.
I don't think Vozzik's initial mirror image is up anymore. The fairy that missed biting Vozzik last round came within 5 of hitting which falls within the "near miss" range of an image.
{Searches Vozzik's class features for what "implanted" means}
pink Will save: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (16) + 5 = 21
purple Will save: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (15) + 5 = 20
50% miss chance: 1d100 ⇒ 771d100 ⇒ 38 Vozzik saves himself 1 CHA damage, but in exchange for his second use of his mirror image ability, if I am reading everything at 3 in the morning correctly.
Lady Gormandelle looks shaken.
Hoo's arrow flies astray.
He doesn't believe in 'game balance'. Gandalf always lets him pass. As a feat, he has Exotic Weapon Proficiency (beard). The city guard often question him, just because they find him so interesting. His dice bag is woven from tarrasque leather. His TPKs end game lines. His blood cures moderate wounds. He once punched a flumph. Yes, you heard me. He belongs to a prestige class whose sole requirement for entry is just being him. ♬ He is indeed, the most interesting GM in the world. ♬
Conditions the area is treated as a deep bog.
Round 2! (Theme ♬)
The Bold May Act!
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__ Tooth Fairies
__ Lady Gormandelle readied, shaken
__ Xavier
__ Boomer
__ Zahd
__ Stefan
__ Vozzik -2 hp paralyzed rd 2, bleed 1, 1 CHA damage.
Map updated
Male CN Ifrit Alchemist (Grenadier) 2 | HP 15/15| AC 16(18) T 12 FF 14(16) | CMB +4(+6), CMD 14(16) | F: +4, R: +5, W: -1 | Init: +2 | darkvision 60', Perc: +3, SM: -1 | Speed 30ft | Bombs: 5/5 | Mutagen: Strength| Active conditions: None
Boomer grabs a vial from his waist and then throws it at the fairies.
Bomb(purple) vs touch w/Precise Bombs & Explosive Bomb: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (18) + 4 = 22 [10' radius splash (5 fire damage) excluding Xavier, Vozzik, and Stefan (explosive bomb, precise bombs) will hit Boomer]
F damage: 1d6 + 4 ⇒ (3) + 4 = 7 [target will also take 1d6 burn (explosive bomb)]
Fire damage to Boomer will trigger Fire in the Blood, gaining fast healing 2 for 1 round.
Male Neutral Half-Orc Mesmerist(Chart Caster) 2 HP 15/15 | AC 16 (T 12 FF 14) | CMD 13 | FORT +1 REF +5 WILL +7 | Init +2 | Perc. +5 Speed 30ft | Spell Slots: 0@1st | Active Conditions: 1 CHA damage, Mesmeric Mirror (2)
Good call on the first near miss popping and the second mirror triggering.
Vozzik, paralyzed and bleeding and absolutely furious, casts Daze on Gormandelle.
DC 14, don't forget Shaken and the -2 to Will save from Hypnotic Stare
M CG Halfling Warpriest of Cayden Cailean 2 | HP 15/15 | AC 19 T 15 FF 15 | CMB +0, CMD 14 | F: +4, R: +5, W: +6 | Init: +4 | Perc: +4, SM: +2 | Speed 30ft | Rapier: +8 (1d4), Halfling Sling Staff +7 (1d6) | Conditions: none |
Xavier puts his rapier away and draws his halfling sling staff.
He doesn't believe in 'game balance'. Gandalf always lets him pass. As a feat, he has Exotic Weapon Proficiency (beard). The city guard often question him, just because they find him so interesting. His dice bag is woven from tarrasque leather. His TPKs end game lines. His blood cures moderate wounds. He once punched a flumph. Yes, you heard me. He belongs to a prestige class whose sole requirement for entry is just being him. ♬ He is indeed, the most interesting GM in the world. ♬
There's a huge explosion a foot away from Vozzik's and Stefan's heads! Teeth fly everywhere. When the smoke clears the fairies are gone, but a sickly sweet aroma fills the air.
Stefan, Vozzik, Xavier Fort save DC 10 (I actually need two of these saves from Vozzik).
Lady G Will: 1d20 + 4 - 2 ⇒ (20) + 4 - 2 = 22
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