Goblins Grow up So Fast! (We Be Goblins Too!) (Inactive)

Game Master Massee

Deciding to take advantage of Reta drawing the Chicken-Thing's attention by sticking an arrow in it, Chuffy quickly slips past her and under the house in an attempt to circle around behind it...

Stealth: 1d20 + 18 ⇒ (3) + 18 = 21
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Move to current map position~

Hmm, not sure if I'm reading the map right, but if Poog can't do this he will instead move to a place where he can do this next round

"You hear that Squealy? We gonna have chicken for dinner!" Poog nudges his boar friend. "Poog start with most important fire, like this." Throwing his hand back, the goblin launches a fire bolt at the mad chicken.

Fire bolt: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (10) + 5 = 151d6 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5
3/5 remaining

Poog: Sorry about the map. The blue line is a narrow open doorway that leads under the building. You could technically probably see the chicken but it would be a very tough shot to zing it in there around the doorway and through Reta's square. Your call if you want to move or let your attack stand.

Reta raises her bow and sinks an arrow into the seated overgrown chicken. It cluck-roars in angry response like the broody beast that it is! Chuffy makes his way around to flank it while Poog ponders just how much to cook this bird.. and when. Mogmurch can't seem to get a bead on the bird, at least until it stands up off its nest! Damn!

A towering 8+ feet tall the overgrown angry chicken beast lumbers ahead with goblin murder in its eyes and bits of hay sticking out of its keister. Unlike most birds you've seen before, this one has not only that wicked looking beak but also paws on the end of its wings filled with sharp claws!

"MRRRRRRAAAAWWW!"

It stands up then steps ahead and takes a swipe at Reta with one of those claws but gets nothing but air.

Claw: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (4) + 8 = 12

Bold is up!

Round one... FYGGGHT!

Angry Overgrown Chicken Thing! -4
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Mogmurch (18/23 HP)
Chuffy (23/26 HP)
Reta (21/24 HP)(-1 CON)
Poog (23/23 HP)

Party Buffs: None
Environmental Effects: Dusty and Dry, 9' Ceiling.

Combat Map!

Moog looks up from where he had been 'petting' his lucky toad. "Oops gotta go now...looks like dey found something...BIG!"

Quickly scurrying off after Poog he glances up at the large...was that a CHICKEN?

"Hey! I wonder if Fried Chicken taste good?" He wonders aloud as he Moves up in front of Poog. "Me distract it!" Then lets loose a bomb into the doorway arcing it beautifully so it lands in the chicken's beak!

Move on map. Target Chicken only due to Precise Bomb.
Bomb, melee: 1d20 + 8 - 4 ⇒ (19) + 8 - 4 = 23
Fire damage: 2d6 + 2 ⇒ (3, 1) + 2 = 6

"Another DUD!"

Reta drops her bow and draws her horsechopper. "Probably tastes like chicken?"

Reta takes a 5 feet step and slices the chicken back.

Dogslicer: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (15) + 8 = 23
Damage: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3

Taking advantage of the big pawed-chicken-thing's distraction Chuffy slips up behind it and attempts to jam his dogslicer where the sun don't shine!

"REEEEHEHEHE! Chuffy gonnas stabs you goods!"

Attack vs. Thing (MW Dogslicer; Flanking): 1d20 + 8 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 8 + 2 = 13
Damage: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (2) - 1 = 1
SA Damage: 2d6 ⇒ (3, 4) = 7

No problem, Poog will move last round and then do this!

"Want honey garlic wing for the road or extra spicy? Hard choice. Poog cook while goblins decide." Whipping his head back Poog tosses some fire at the overgrown chicken.

Fire Bolt: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (12) + 5 = 171d6 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3
3/5 remain (since last round's didn't count)

The now (always?) hungry goblins descend on Coronel Sander's finest with blade and flames. Mogmurch starts things off by scorching off some feathers with his bomb. Reta follows that up with a slice from her blade. Chuffy sneaks behind the chicken for a cloaca assault but fails to pierce the poop matted feathers. Finally Poog launches a flaming booger that lands home, getting the bird one step closer to the stew pot.

The goblins quickly notice two things happening thanks to the frenzied movement of battle and the environment around them...

1: Spots of dry straw and brush have started to catch fire thanks to Mogmurch's fiery explosion. Red dots on the map indicate fledgling fires. No danger yet... but it probably will spread quickly...

2: The dry dust has kicked up and hangs in the air like a thick mist, making it impossible to see anything that isn't right in front of your nose! Same effect as obscuring mist!

The now truly angry chicken tries to claw Reta's face off and peck whatever's left! "MMMMNNNAARRRRGGGG!"

Claw1: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (10) + 8 = 181d6 + 4 ⇒ (3) + 4 = 7
Claw2: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (5) + 8 = 131d6 + 4 ⇒ (5) + 4 = 9
Bite: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (15) + 8 = 231d6 + 4 ⇒ (3) + 4 = 7
20% Concealment, high misses: 1d100 ⇒ 76

Reta's small size and quick feet help her avoid both savage claw attacks but isn't enough to save the top of her head from a savage pecking!

Bold is up!

Round TWO... FYGGGHT!

Angry Overgrown Chicken Thing! -16
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Mogmurch (18/23 HP)
Chuffy (23/26 HP)
Reta (14/24 HP)(-1 CON)
Poog (23/23 HP)

Party Buffs: None
Environmental Effects: Dusty and Dry, 9' Ceiling. Obscuring mist. Fires!

Combat Map!

Reta coughs some of the dust away. This place smells funny.
She yelps as she gets a savage pecking. "It's hard to see!"

Dogslicer: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (17) + 8 = 25
Damage: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5
20% Concealment, high misses: 1d100 ⇒ 43

Chuffy begins to hack and cough as the dust and smoke from the fire cloud his vision somewhat. He tries yet again to stab the overgrown dinner in the poop chute...

Concealment (20% Miss, Low is Bad): 1d100 ⇒ 90
Attack vs. Thing (+1 Flaming Dogslicer; Flank): 1d20 + 8 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 8 + 2 = 14
Damage: 1d4 ⇒ 3
Fire Damage: 1d6 ⇒ 4
SA Damage: 2d6 ⇒ (3, 3) = 6

...but it's hard to tell if he's hitting his target or not.

"Maybe should just leave, let fire cook chicken thing???"

Mogmurch smiles widely as the flames start to lick at the straw littered on the floor of the chicken nest. "Fire...is dere anything it cannot fix?"

Stepping back away from the chicken coop he motions for the others to follow, Dat be bringing the giants dis way...best to be ready for them!" He warns as he pulls out a potion and downs it in one gulp. Potion of Barkskin.

"No leave. Ancient goblin proverb say best way fight fire, use more fire!" Poog bounces on his feet, ignoring the fire and instead launching another fire bolt at McChicken Deluxe.

Concealment, Low is bad for me: 1d100 ⇒ 74
RT: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (5) + 5 = 101d6 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5
2/5 remaining

Its dry, dusty, and now there's fire. What more could a bunch of goblins ask for? Fried chicken I guess. The four goblins continue trying to tame the overgrown angry chicken. Reta tests the bird for doneness, but the juice still runs red. Must need more time in the oven. Chuffy shaves off a few feathers but fails to draw blood. Mogmurch prepares his skin to be more 'barky', while Poog fires off a bolt of fire where he last saw the chicken. It didn't sound like it hit.

If you aren't adjacent to something with obscuring mist you can't see it, the firebolt attack missed regardless.

The fledgling sparks grow into more sizeable flames amongst the straw. Don't get too close or you'll get burned! If you share a square with flames this round you'll take 1 fire damage. I'm not sure if there are rules for how fast fires grow?

The angry chicken continues to claw and bite at Reta, slicing her arm with its first claw and latching on with its talons! At least the thick dust saves her from the second set of claws. The bird snaps its beak in frustration.

Claw1: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (18) + 8 = 261d6 + 4 ⇒ (2) + 4 = 6
Claw2: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (17) + 8 = 251d6 + 4 ⇒ (3) + 4 = 7
Bite: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (1) + 8 = 91d6 + 4 ⇒ (5) + 4 = 9
Claw 1: 20% Concealment, high misses: 1d100 ⇒ 59
Claw 2: 20% Concealment, high misses: 1d100 ⇒ 100
Grabby Grabbin'! vs CMD: 1d20 + 14 ⇒ (15) + 14 = 29

Reta is grappled by the giant chicken!

Bold is up!

Round Three... FYGGGHT!

Angry Overgrown Chicken Thing! -21
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Mogmurch (18/23 HP)
Chuffy (23/26 HP)
Reta (8/24 HP)(-1 CON)(grappled!)
Poog (23/23 HP)

Party Buffs: None
Environmental Effects: Dusty and Dry, 9' Ceiling. Obscuring mist. Fires (2 rounds)!

Combat Map!

Dogslicer: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (19) + 8 = 27
Damage: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4
20% Concealment, high misses: 1d100 ⇒ 65

Lousy concealment, ruining my crit changes

"Stupid chicken! Me eat you, you no eat me!" Reta flails as the chicken bites down hard.

Mogmurch stares into the dusty interior of the chicken coop as he hears his 'chief' cry out. That sound like cry for help...but sometime Chief sound loud fer no reason...still best to be sure...

As he approaches closer he still has no idea what to expect. Gotta be a way to keep that chicken sooped up...I KNOW...MY STICKY POT! Grinning maniacally in excitement he pulls out the precious vial. Okay now to sneak inside...

"Hang on big Chief. Moggy save you!"

Draw Vial of Sovereign glue as standard, move to map position.
Acrobatics: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (17) + 6 = 23; Current AC 22.

"Hey! Yous put Chief down!"

Chuffy continues trying to shank the overgrown bird...

Concealment (20% Miss; Low is Bad for Me): 1d100 ⇒ 32
Attack (+1 Flaming Dogslicer; Flank): 1d20 + 8 + 2 ⇒ (8) + 8 + 2 = 18
Damage: 1d4 ⇒ 2
Fire Damage: 1d6 ⇒ 5
SA Damage: 2d6 ⇒ (5, 2) = 7

...and maybe actually does it some damage, finally?

"Yeah! Put Chief down!" Poog spits into his hand, trying to wipe the dust out of his eyes. He advances on the bird, taking out his short sword. "Poog not very good with weapon, but stab is stab, right?"

Concealment, low is bad for me: 1d100 ⇒ 25
Short sword: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (4) + 3 = 71d4 ⇒ 1

Concealment doesn't cancel crits, but it does screw over Chuffy's sneak attack damage. Reta please roll your confirmation/damage.

Reta hacks into the crazy bird as she fights for her life while Mogmurch moves into the dust to try to help. Chuffy can't keep the best stabby spots straight in all the haze, but stabs away regardless. Poog waves feebly.

Claw1: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (19) + 8 = 271d6 + 4 ⇒ (6) + 4 = 10
Claw 1: 20% Concealment, high misses: 1d100 ⇒ 40

"RAWRRWWRRAH!" Squawks the chicken as it keeps tearing into Reta, making quick work of the Chief with the first claw. The bird's eyes roll around in its skull as it drops Reta to the floor of the hut and turns its attention to... Who?: 1d3 ⇒ 1 Mogmurch!

Claw2: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (14) + 8 = 221d6 + 4 ⇒ (4) + 4 = 8
Bite: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (16) + 8 = 241d6 + 4 ⇒ (3) + 4 = 7
Claw 2: 20% Concealment, high misses: 1d100 ⇒ 49
Bite: 20% Concealment, high misses: 1d100 ⇒ 47
Grabby Grabbin'! vs CMD: 1d20 + 14 ⇒ (15) + 14 = 29

Mogmurch is quickly engulfed in dusty feathers in a bear hug with lacerations and a beak peck for good measure. At least it pulls him out of the fire, for now.

Reta please make a stabilization check. Mogmurch is grappled by the giant chicken and is in s@!*ty shape! Got pretty lucky on those rolls, sorry!

Bold is up!

Round FOUR... FYGGGHT!

Angry Overgrown Chicken Thing! -32
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Mogmurch (3/23 HP)(grappled!)
Chuffy (23/26 HP)
Reta (-2/24 HP)(-1 CON)(Dying)
Poog (23/23 HP)

Party Buffs: None
Environmental Effects: Dusty and Dry, 9' Ceiling. Obscuring mist. Fires (3 rounds)!

Combat Map!

Crit Confirm on the way down: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (9) + 8 = 17
Crit damage?: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2

Stabilization Roll: 1d20 + 2 - 2 ⇒ (14) + 2 - 2 = 14

Reta plops face down into the smelly chicken den as the embers of flame erupt around her. Well, she went down in a blaze of glory. Not too shabby.

"Okay, Chuffy has enough of this dung-pile!"

Chuffy decides to make a break for the exit, though he does try to stop and pull Reta out as he goes. After all, there's probably a good reward for saving the Chief, right?
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Not really sure what you might need Chuffy to roll for this but he's bugging out and will try to pull Reta out with him if he can.

Mogmurch quickly realizes this plan of action was not the brightest of ideas. Stupid Chief...why she go and get grabbed like that. Chiefs not supposed to get grabbed!

He is about to resign himself to a bleak end whne he realizes he still has a grasp of the precious sticky pot! Ha! Stuupid chicken about to see what BAD idea it is to mess with goblins...even if they are a mite crazy

He grips the vial with both hands here making sure not to drop it, waiting patiently here for the bird to open its big fat beak...ready to smash the vial in its mouth!

Basically Moggie is readying and action to throv the vial hard enough to break it inside the bird's mouth coating it with glue. Not sure if he needs an attack roll or not here but if so: Attack, Ranged Touch, grappled: 1d20 + 8 - 4 ⇒ (16) + 8 - 4 = 20. Of course what effect this has on the bird is up to you GM Puckers...such is the fun of being a DM he he.

Reta's sword stroke cuts the bird extra deep, drawing a bit more blood and a few feathers for good measure. Mogmurch goes all in, timing some sticky stuffing into the birds grill. His shot lands perfectly in the creature's face but he's rewarded with a claw to the face and loses consciousness and is dropped to the ground. The glue splatters all over the bird's face but it doesn't seem to set yet... maybe you need a bit more time...

Chuffy figures this is as good a time as any to make a hasty retreat, moving around the fray and grabbing Reta's leg to try dragging her through the flames and out the door.

AOO on Moggy: Claw1: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (18) + 8 = 261d6 + 4 ⇒ (3) + 4 = 7
Claw 1: 20% Concealment, high misses: 1d100 ⇒ 47

Ok, throwing in melee should provoke an AOO am I right? Mogmurch needs a stabilization check and is KO'd. Chuffy drags Reta out through the flames, both taking some fire damage passing through the fire. 2 for Chuffy, 1 for Reta. Reta will need a new stabilization check next round. Poog is up and the only one still standing and in melee.

Bold is up!

Round FOUR... FYGGGHT!

Angry Overgrown Chicken Thing! -34
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Mogmurch (-4/23 HP)(Dying!)
Chuffy (21/26 HP)
Reta (-3/24 HP)(-1 CON)(Dying Again!)
Poog (23/23 HP)

Party Buffs: None
Environmental Effects: Dusty and Dry, 9' Ceiling. Obscuring mist. Fires (3 rounds)!

Combat Map!

Stabilize roll DC 10: 1d20 + 1 - 4 ⇒ (5) + 1 - 4 = 2

Mogmurch lies on the ground his limbs all splayed about yet still with a happy grin on his face. Yes...yes...I got you GOOD!

Reta remember to drink milk every day for strong body so she could grow up and win the Big Game.

Stabilization: 1d20 + 2 - 3 ⇒ (3) + 2 - 3 = 2

Or was it malk? It's not like she could read the carton.

Poog isn't threatened by the fire, he thinks there's entirely too little fire! Stepping back from the chicken, he spreads his palms and releases a jet of flames at Big Bird.

Burning Hands: 3d4 ⇒ (4, 3, 3) = 10
DC 13 Reflex for half