Goblins Grow up So Fast! (We Be Goblins Too!) (Inactive)

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We Be Goblins Too!


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VARANOG|LE Male kobold sorcerer 4 | HP 26/26 | AC 16 (touch 15, flat-footed 12) | F +2 R +4 W +5 | Perc +3 | Init +3 | 30 ft | |1st 7/7 2nd 4/4| Active Conditions:

"Uh-ohh me no like the sound of that..." Mogmurch mutters softly under his breath when he hears about the Munchmeats. "Still dat be Chief's problem, not mine!" He greedily looks over the potions in the stash, holding one bottle up, then the next one...and so forth.

Potion #1 DC17 Craft Alchemy: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (7) + 8 = 15

"Nope..."

Potion #2 DC17 Craft Alchemy: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (11) + 8 = 19

"Dis be a...what you call stop-bleed potion!"

Potion #3 DC17 Craft Alchemy: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (8) + 8 = 16

"ehh...on tip o' me tongue..."

Potion #4 DC17 Craft Alchemy: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (12) + 8 = 20

"Another one! dis be really handy!"

Potion #5 DC17 Craft Alchemy: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (17) + 8 = 25

"Dis be gud against hot...burny things!!" He smile triumphantly, "I claim DIS ONE!"


Amara 'Doc' Featherton | Female CN Medium Human Gunslinger (Way of the Drifter) 3 | HP 27/32 | AC 20 | F +7 R +11 W +9 | Perc +9 Speed 25ft | Default Exploration: | Active Conditions: None

"DANG. Why we ever stick with Licktoads?" Chuffy asks, boggling at the sight of all the shinies. "Should've moved to Birdcruncher tribe long time ago!"

After Moggy's had a go at trying to identify all the tasty-looking potions Chuffy elbows him aside and gives his fingers a good lick to clean the pie filling off of them.

"Chuffy try now! Chuffy never forget taste, never, never, never!"

Perception - Four Potions (DC 17): 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (14) + 7 = 21

After trying one of the potions that Moggy wasn't able to figure out, Chuffy stops and blinks. He looks at that potion, the second potion that Moggy couldn't figure out, the two potions that Moggy did figure out, then to Moggy himself and then back down to the potion in his own hand.

"This be bleed-stopper too. So's that one. Moggy why you taste them all? All these same, 'cept that one that makes you burn not so good. You weird."


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Poog of Zarongel M goblin cleric 3 | HP: 23/23| AC: 17 (T: 13/FF: 15) | F +5, R +6, W +6 | CMB +1 | CMD 13 | Speed: 30 ft | Init +6 | Perception +2 | Conditions: None

"What if even better tribe exist than Birdcruncher though?" Poog wonders to Chuffy. "Oops. Maybe not say too loud, or we make them mad, and Poog all out of fire." He promptly finds a seat in the mud and starts looking over the shinies.

Can't make anything over DC 23, so here's two!
Spellcraft vs Wand DC 17: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (1) + 3 = 4
Spellcraft vs Cloak DC 18: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (19) + 3 = 22

He holds the wand up as if he'd just found the most priceless artifact. "Oooh, stick used to scoop out brown nuggets. Make bathroom time more easier," he insists, pantomiming how it may be done. "But cloak is lame, longshanks with pointy ears wear it. Make you hide better. Not need it."


| HP -2/23 | AC 20, T 14, FF 17 | Saves: 5/4/2 | CMD 16 | Perc. +10 | Init. +3 | 1 Con Damage | Unconscious, Prone

"Oooh, pretty!" Reta adjusts the crown on her head. This is what it means to be a leader.

Besides, her underlings friends already started cataloguing the treasure. Not much for her to do besides sit back and relax.

"Yes, is is great! We will crunch birds and defend tribe. Then we make great fire. But not too great."


VARANOG|LE Male kobold sorcerer 4 | HP 26/26 | AC 16 (touch 15, flat-footed 12) | F +2 R +4 W +5 | Perc +3 | Init +3 | 30 ft | |1st 7/7 2nd 4/4| Active Conditions:

Mogmurch looks up at Chuffy giving him a murderous glare. "HEy! Me not tell you how to stabbedity-stabbedity....I knowz me potions!"

Besides...dey be tasting gud!


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Amara 'Doc' Featherton | Female CN Medium Human Gunslinger (Way of the Drifter) 3 | HP 27/32 | AC 20 | F +7 R +11 W +9 | Perc +9 Speed 25ft | Default Exploration: | Active Conditions: None

"Guess so..." Chuffy admits with a shrug. "Chuffy not mind hot tips from other stabby con...stabby conno...other-peoples-that-like-to-stab-things!"

He turns his attention to Poog and the two items he's very clearly managed to identify. "Cloak lame," he agrees. "Chuffy don't need help to hide. But Chuffy does sometimes need help getting nuggets out. Take ages, leaves Chuffy sore sometimes," he winces.


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Mummy watches the exchange with a mix of pleasure and stone faced apathy. When she realizes identifying most of the items is beyond the skill of the new Chiefs she pulls Reta aside and whispers to her what each of the items does and how to use them. Some of those DCs are nuts! Click the spoilers Chief Reta and do with the info as you please!

After the chest has been emptied the tribal members flock to congratulate and brown nose up to the new leaders. "Fluffy make you the best pigeon pie, you'll see!" A short and stocky goblin promises as she kisses Chuffy's feet. Her sloppy wet nose leaving his feet stickier than the gravy.

"You like fire? Walleye like fire too!" Shouts a light skinned goblin, well within Mogmurch's personal space. He produces a lit torch and proceeds to practice the art of fire eating. Its clear he's still in the practicing stage, but he lives through the pain at least.

Poog too is swarmed by newly found subjects as half a dozen grubby goblins hands massage and grope him all over. "You must be tired, we make big Poog muscles relax really nice!" They coo.

Reta receives the most attention of them all, but not by much. Some of the younger goblins are a bit intimidated by the crown, but many others drop off numerous gifts of shiny pebbles, half eaten birds, and more offers of a bed to sleep in than she ever thought possible.

This impressive show of asskissery continues throughout the night, or at least as long as the chief's allow. "Soak it all in new Chiefs, but in the morning you have a duty to do!" Mummy reminds them.


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| HP -2/23 | AC 20, T 14, FF 17 | Saves: 5/4/2 | CMD 16 | Perc. +10 | Init. +3 | 1 Con Damage | Unconscious, Prone

"Big fluffy beds are nice. Better than rocks. Sometimes. We not let you down!"

"Okay, me can use cloak. Me take not-burning potion." Cloak of Elvenkind, Potion of Fire Resistance
"Poog, these necklace with three beads make big boom. And take wand, it help restore people when they are poisoned." Necklace of Fireballs I, Wand of Lesser Restoration 9 charges
"Chuffy, dogslicer burst into big fire when you want to. Good for stabbing." +1 flaming dogslicer
"Mogmurch, take this bead, it make lots of force. Also take this pot, it very sticky." Bead of Force and 5 doses of Sovereign Glue

"Each of us take one not-bleeding potion, too." Cure Moderate Wounds

"Okay. We split gold, but maybe after we get back. First: spa!" Reta looks for some hot springs (or at least warm water) to spend some time soaking in.


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VARANOG|LE Male kobold sorcerer 4 | HP 26/26 | AC 16 (touch 15, flat-footed 12) | F +2 R +4 W +5 | Perc +3 | Init +3 | 30 ft | |1st 7/7 2nd 4/4| Active Conditions:

Mogmurch nods greedily as he takes the potion and bead here, secreting the items among his belongings. The sticky-pot he lingers over here, his eyes glazed in anticipation.

Dis sticky stuff...just think of all the fun I will have with this.

"Okay now I be putting dis next to you Amfibier, you stay OUT you hear me? STAY OUT...that be MINE!" He glares at one of his 'pouches' and the mottled toad peeking out from within.


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The night stretches on with gifts, offerings and flirting by the native Bird Crunchers. Finally though the sun rises in the east and the rays creep down over the rocky outcrop sheltering the cave from the early morning light. Mummy greets the heroes with a rolled up piece of dirty cloth, holding it out to Chief Reta.

"I drew you a map to the Munchmeat Farm to the west." She points outside, away from the bright sun. "Be careful, Pa Munchmeat can kill a goblin in one whack, or cast funny plant magic. His daughter is there too with a weasel as big as a horse.. and the pigs... the fire breathing pigs!" Her already big eyes grow even bigger.

"You four are big, strong and smart Chiefs. You'll drive them off, then you can come back here and we'll have a big party. Invite all your friends!" She smiles and shoos the group off towards the west, towards their glory or their doom.

Another post coming.


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There isn't much of a trail to follow so the going is slow. Luckily from the map you've been given it doesn't seem like the trip is very far. (Or unluckily since that means the goblin's camp is that much closer to a family of Ogres...)

The weather is not much to the goblin's liking: damned sun! It could be worse though you think as you meander along through a wide valley with scattered shrubbery and tussucks of grasses. Definitely looks different from the boggy, humid, bug filled swamps back home. The air smells salty and the ground is firm and rocky. Oh wow, and there's flowers! Here and there you see light blue bell shaped flowers rising up out of the earth, swaying in the light breeze.

Now that we're in the meat of the adventure please double check the marching order and that your init and perc values in the tables are accurate. Also, who's the chief navigator in this trackless wilderness? In the past it was Mogmurch, but times can change! With your next post everyone please give me a survival (if you wish) and a perception check.


| HP -2/23 | AC 20, T 14, FF 17 | Saves: 5/4/2 | CMD 16 | Perc. +10 | Init. +3 | 1 Con Damage | Unconscious, Prone

Reta eats well, soaks in some hot springs (or at least a warm pond), sleeps on a big fluffy bed, and dreams about shooting and stabbing a bazillion dogs while wolves howl her praises.

The sun rises, and it's time for chief to to do what a chief has to do. Plus, more target practice!

"So. Who good at wilderness? Me like shooting. And hiding."

Survival(Aid): 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (4) + 5 = 9
Perception: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (8) + 10 = 18


Poog of Zarongel M goblin cleric 3 | HP: 23/23| AC: 17 (T: 13/FF: 15) | F +5, R +6, W +6 | CMB +1 | CMD 13 | Speed: 30 ft | Init +6 | Perception +2 | Conditions: None

"Oh? Wand help people when poisoned?" Poog is surprised for a moment when Reta tells him about the goods. "Poog's turds must have made stick magical! Ooooh! Nice! Wanna sniff?"

He happily dons the necklace of fireballs as well, eager to tear off one of the glowing beads toss them at some ogres and pigs.

The next day, Poog rejoins the heroes but stays at the back of the party. "Poog not good at wilderness, prefer to follow. Maybe Moggy knows way?"

Perception: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (6) + 2 = 8

Anyone who needs healing or resto after last night, just deduct charges from Poog's wands. He has a CLW wand with 24 charges, and we've got the lesser restoration wand too for the CON dmg


VARANOG|LE Male kobold sorcerer 4 | HP 26/26 | AC 16 (touch 15, flat-footed 12) | F +2 R +4 W +5 | Perc +3 | Init +3 | 30 ft | |1st 7/7 2nd 4/4| Active Conditions:

"Me be good at tracking, finding baddies in the plnts and all dat gud stuff!" Mogmurch brags as he carefully scans the ground, sky and some points in between.

Perception: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (5) + 5 = 10
Survival: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (10) + 5 = 15

Go ahead and deduct 1 charge from the restore wand for the CON , and 2d8 + 2 ⇒ (3, 6) + 2 = 11 2 charges from the CLW wand.


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This was the final health tally after the pie dare:

Chuffy (16/26 HP)
Poog (3/23 HP)
Reta (-2 CON Damage) (14/21 HP)
Mogmurch (-3 CON Damage) (11/20 HP).

This was the final health tally after resting:

Before the goblins depart, Mummy feels bad for Poog "You tried hard Chief. You look rough, let Mummy make you feel better." She heals some of his wounds with her own magic. CLW: 2d8 + 6 ⇒ (3, 1) + 6 = 10

Lesser Resto Wand on Mog: 1d4 ⇒ 2

Chuffy (19/26 HP)
Poog (16/23 HP)
Reta (-1 CON Damage) (20/24 HP)
Mogmurch (23/23 HP).


Amara 'Doc' Featherton | Female CN Medium Human Gunslinger (Way of the Drifter) 3 | HP 27/32 | AC 20 | F +7 R +11 W +9 | Perc +9 Speed 25ft | Default Exploration: | Active Conditions: None

Chuffy's modifiers are correct. He'll also take some healing so feel free to deduct 2 charges from the CLW wand. He's also carrying a CMW potion should he find himself in a big pinch.

"Chuffy not that great at following, like, roads and stuff," he shrugs. "Got pretty good peepers, though! Chuffy try his best!"

Survival (Aid, If Possible): 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (13) + 1 = 14
Perception: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (11) + 7 = 18


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1-14 Lions of Katapesh Goblin Morale Points: 5

Everyone differs to Mogmurch, official 'pointer in the right directioner' since the group first fell out of the whelp cage. He spins the map around a few times, holds his finger to the wind and sets off in the right direction. Along the way Chuffy and Reta both make their opinions known on the proper way to pick their way through the up and down landscape. Luckily Mogmurch knows what he's doing and keeps them on a solid course.

Traveling through the tors can be an exercise in patience. There isn't a straight path to follow, no roads or streams to guide them, only the up and down of rocky hills and wet valleys between them. After about 45 minutes of walking they find themselves in one such valley. This one however is filled with firm ground and a mix of grass tussocks and small shrubberies. The word shrubberies sticks in their minds for some reason, finally it escapes, taking with it a bit of their sanity.

GM Stuffs:

Chuffy Healing x2: 2d8 + 2 ⇒ (1, 8) + 2 = 11
Stealth: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (11) + 5 = 16

From a large berry bush off to the side Reta and Chuffy hear some light rustling and the distinct sound of gas being passed. They are pretty sure they saw fur...

INIT!:

Initiative
Poog Init: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (18) + 6 = 24
Reta Init: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (6) + 3 = 9
Chuffy Init: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (10) + 8 = 18
Mogmurch Init: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (1) + 4 = 5
?: 1d20 ⇒ 6

Bold is up!

Surprise Round, Standard Action Bold ONLY!

Poog (16/23 HP)
Chuffy (26/26 HP)
Reta (20/24 HP)(-1 CON)
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Blue
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Mogmurch (23/23 HP)

Party Buffs: None
Environmental Effects: Smelly, noisy bush is circled in Blue. Target is concealed by leaves, 20% miss chance.

Combat Map!


| HP -2/23 | AC 20, T 14, FF 17 | Saves: 5/4/2 | CMD 16 | Perc. +10 | Init. +3 | 1 Con Damage | Unconscious, Prone

Reta points in the direction of the noise and pulls out her bow.

Time for her first battle as chief.


Amara 'Doc' Featherton | Female CN Medium Human Gunslinger (Way of the Drifter) 3 | HP 27/32 | AC 20 | F +7 R +11 W +9 | Perc +9 Speed 25ft | Default Exploration: | Active Conditions: None

Chuffy grips his shiny dogslicer and falls back a few paces, not wanting to be first on the menu for whatever lurks in the bushes...


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The goblins prepare for danger while the bush starts making some odd crunching and snorting noises.

Bold is up!

Round 1!

Poog (16/23 HP)
Chuffy (26/26 HP)
Reta (20/24 HP)(-1 CON)
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Blue (Crunch Crunch Crunch)
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Mogmurch (23/23 HP)

Party Buffs: None
Environmental Effects: Smelly, noisy bush is circled in Blue. Target is concealed by leaves, 20% miss chance.

Combat Map!


| HP -2/23 | AC 20, T 14, FF 17 | Saves: 5/4/2 | CMD 16 | Perc. +10 | Init. +3 | 1 Con Damage | Unconscious, Prone

Her shortbow is ready, and she takes aim.

Concealment, 1-20 is a miss: 1d100 ⇒ 96

Shortbow: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (8) + 8 = 16
Damage: 1d4 ⇒ 1

"Go Birdcrunchers! [smaller]But secretly also Licktoads[/amsller]"


Poog of Zarongel M goblin cleric 3 | HP: 23/23| AC: 17 (T: 13/FF: 15) | F +5, R +6, W +6 | CMB +1 | CMD 13 | Speed: 30 ft | Init +6 | Perception +2 | Conditions: None

"Something stink, and this time it NOT POOG!" Holding his hands up, he gets ready to summon up some of Zarongel's fiery power.

Ready an action to use Fire Bolt should the creature show itself

Readied Action:

Fire Bolt: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (10) + 5 = 151d6 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3


Amara 'Doc' Featherton | Female CN Medium Human Gunslinger (Way of the Drifter) 3 | HP 27/32 | AC 20 | F +7 R +11 W +9 | Perc +9 Speed 25ft | Default Exploration: | Active Conditions: None

Chuffy maintains his position, dogslicer ready to slice and dice. As Reta fires a shot into the bushes he calls out, "Bush-hider, come out with your whatevers up! And maybe we only stab you once or twice instead of a whole bunch of times!"

Readied Action:

Chuffy readies to attack if anything comes bursting out of the bushes at him.

Attack vs. ???? (MW Dogslicer): 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (19) + 8 = 27
Damage: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (3) - 1 = 2

Crit!?: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (20) + 8 = 28
Damage: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (1) - 1 = 0

Why couldn't Chuffy roll like this during the pie contest!? *tableflip*


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Reta shoots an arrow into the noisy bush, it bounces back off something solid. Meanwhile, Poog and Chuffy hold their ground, ready to attack whatever comes out. Mogmurch is far too concerned about his pet frog to be paying close attention. Out of the bush charges a most terrifying sight, a hulking, armored BOAR!

"SQUUEEAALL!"

Knowledge Nature DC13:

Its a trained boar, wearing armor! Definitely not your average boar, even meaner! Checks beating the DC by 5+ get to ask questions.

Poog fires off a bolt of fire, singing a few hairs on the pigs chin. Chuffy is way too far away to reach. The angry boar charges towards the nearest goblin, slams on the brakes and belches out a cone of flames over Mogmurch and Poog! You aren't sure which is worse, the flames or the stink of upset pig stomach.

Buuurrrrrppp! DC12 Reflex for Half: 2d6 ⇒ (5, 1) = 6

Bold is up!

Round 1/2!

Poog (16/23 HP) (Reflex DC12, 6/3 fire damage)
Chuffy (26/26 HP)
Reta (20/24 HP)(-1 CON)
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Blue Boar of DOOM! -3
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Mogmurch (23/23 HP) (Reflex DC12, 6/3 fire damage)

Party Buffs: None
Environmental Effects: Bushes provide 20% concealment.

Combat Map!


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VARANOG|LE Male kobold sorcerer 4 | HP 26/26 | AC 16 (touch 15, flat-footed 12) | F +2 R +4 W +5 | Perc +3 | Init +3 | 30 ft | |1st 7/7 2nd 4/4| Active Conditions:

Reflex save DC 12: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (6) + 7 = 13

Mogmurch barely finishes feeding his pet frog in time before the angry boar let's its presence be known. Jumping higher than he even thought was possible he manages to be only singed slightly.

"Ooof! Me say it need change of food! Me be sooo green wit' envy!"

Knowledge Nature DC 13: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (15) + 8 = 23 Special Attacks, Weaknesses please.

"Piggie be covered in armor, extra nasty this one be...Let's see how it likes a BOMB to da Tusk!" He crows as he steps back flingin a bomb in its snout!

Bomb vs. Boar (ranged Touch): 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (1) + 8 = 9; Fire damage: 2d6 + 2 ⇒ (4, 4) + 2 = 10 Reflex save DC 13 for half.

Missed attack Splash: 1d8 ⇒ 1 Splash damage 4.


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| HP -2/23 | AC 20, T 14, FF 17 | Saves: 5/4/2 | CMD 16 | Perc. +10 | Init. +3 | 1 Con Damage | Unconscious, Prone

"Um, piggies spit fire?"

Concealment, 1-20 is a miss: 1d100 ⇒ 39

Shortbow: 1d20 + 8 + 1 ⇒ (13) + 8 + 1 = 22
Damage: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5

"Whoa, these piggies tough! Wonder if we could tame one?"


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Poog of Zarongel M goblin cleric 3 | HP: 23/23| AC: 17 (T: 13/FF: 15) | F +5, R +6, W +6 | CMB +1 | CMD 13 | Speed: 30 ft | Init +6 | Perception +2 | Conditions: None

Reflex: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (3) + 6 = 9
"Aghhh, BAD PIG!" Poog frantically stops drops and rolls - but not really because it'll provoke - trying desperately to douse the flames. Once he does, he rushes back from the fire-breathing pig. "Stupid pig think he can hurt Poog with same flames Poog uses? NO chance, no way. Poog invent fire. You stay there!"

Cast Hold Animal, DC 14 Will negates


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Mogmurch loses his grip on his bomb, dropping it just to the north of himself and suffering some burns for his carelessness. Reflex DC13? for half of that 4 splash damage. Mogmurch knows the skinny though about wild boars. They're super ferocious and tough to bring down. They fight on even when mortally wounded. If they've got a weakness though its usually anything that affects their weak will.

Reta takes aim and sinks an arrow right through the leather barding on the boar Only has concealment in the bushes, none now, while Poog tries to stop it in its tracks with mind magic! Will Save DC14: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (14) + 4 = 18 Zarongel's magic fails to stop the rampaging flame throwing boar of DOoooOOOOm!

Bold is up!

Round 2!

Poog (10/23 HP)
Chuffy (26/26 HP)
Reta (20/24 HP)(-1 CON)
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Blue Boar of DOOM! -8
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Mogmurch (20/23 HP) (Reflex DC13, 4/2 fire damage)

Party Buffs: None
Environmental Effects: Bushes provide 20% concealment.

Combat Map!


Amara 'Doc' Featherton | Female CN Medium Human Gunslinger (Way of the Drifter) 3 | HP 27/32 | AC 20 | F +7 R +11 W +9 | Perc +9 Speed 25ft | Default Exploration: | Active Conditions: None

"Rawr! Chuffy not scared of no piggies!"

The little goblin moves to engage the vicious beast, circling around a bit to try and put it between himself and Poog. Once he closes in on the beast's flank, he stabs!

Attack vs. Piggy (MW Dogslicer): 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (6) + 8 = 14
Damage: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (1) - 1 = 0


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GM Secret Stash:

Length?: 1d4 ⇒ 3
Who?: 1d2 ⇒ 2

Chuffy wades into battle, poking the boar in the butt with his blade. The tip never pierces its thick hide to draw blood though Miss. The angry piggy ignores Chuffy for the moment and steps closer to Mogmurch, trying to gore the alchemist to death with his tusks. Lucky for him his leather armor is JUST thick enough to stop the overgrown teeth from piercing flesh!

Gore vs Chuffy (AC20): 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (12) + 7 = 19

Bold is up!

Round 2/3!

Poog (10/23 HP)
Chuffy (26/26 HP)
Reta (20/24 HP)(-1 CON)
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Blue Boar of DOOM! -8
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Mogmurch (20/23 HP) (Reflex DC13, 4/2 fire damage)

Party Buffs: None
Environmental Effects: Bushes provide 20% concealment.

Combat Map!


| HP -2/23 | AC 20, T 14, FF 17 | Saves: 5/4/2 | CMD 16 | Perc. +10 | Init. +3 | 1 Con Damage | Unconscious, Prone

Too crowded to get a good shot. Maybe a new edition of bows will solve that.

She sighs, drops her shortbow and draws her dogslicer as she double moves and threatens the boar. "Hurry up and stab piggy!"


VARANOG|LE Male kobold sorcerer 4 | HP 26/26 | AC 16 (touch 15, flat-footed 12) | F +2 R +4 W +5 | Perc +3 | Init +3 | 30 ft | |1st 7/7 2nd 4/4| Active Conditions:

Reflex save DC 13: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (6) + 7 = 13

"AIIEE!" Moggy yelps at the boar gets up close and personal. "Not fair...NOT FAIR!" He scrabbles back out of range loosing another bomb at the maddened boar.

Bomb vs. Boar (Ranged Touch): 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (7) + 8 = 15; Fire damage: 2d6 + 2 ⇒ (1, 2) + 2 = 5 Reflex save DC 13 for half.


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Oops, my attack roll said vs Chuffy, the attack was vs Mogmurch.

Reta drops her bow and moves around to flank the big pig with Chuffy, waving her sword around menacingly. After she arrives Mogmurch tosses a bomb into the fray after he backs up, hitting the pig in the chest. "SQUEEAALL!"

Mogmurch: Be sure to include the -4 penalty for ranged into melee combat since you don't have precise shot. I see you do have precise bombs though to avoid the splash damage on allies. The target of a regular bomb doesn't need to make any reflex saves, only those hit by bomb splash or extra effects.

Bold is up!

Round 2/3!

Poog (10/23 HP)
Chuffy (26/26 HP)
Reta (20/24 HP)(-1 CON)
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Blue Boar of DOOM! -13
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Mogmurch (18/23 HP)

Party Buffs: None
Environmental Effects: Bushes provide 20% concealment.

Combat Map!


Poog of Zarongel M goblin cleric 3 | HP: 23/23| AC: 17 (T: 13/FF: 15) | F +5, R +6, W +6 | CMB +1 | CMD 13 | Speed: 30 ft | Init +6 | Perception +2 | Conditions: None

"Boar not listen to Poog. Leave Poog no choice but to help goblin heroes and stop with fire! For Chief Reta!" Snapping his fingers, Poog launches a fire bolt at the boar.

Fire Bolt: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (19) + 5 = 241d6 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3


Amara 'Doc' Featherton | Female CN Medium Human Gunslinger (Way of the Drifter) 3 | HP 27/32 | AC 20 | F +7 R +11 W +9 | Perc +9 Speed 25ft | Default Exploration: | Active Conditions: None

"Reeeheeheee, piggy in for it now," Chuffy chortles as Reta joins the fray. He takes another step forward, positioning the boar squarely between himself and Reta, before attempting another slice-and-dice maneuver!

Attack vs. Boar (+1 Flaming Dogslicer; Flank): 1d20 + 9 + 2 ⇒ (10) + 9 + 2 = 21
Damage: 1d4 ⇒ 2
Damage (Fire): 1d6 ⇒ 4
Damage (Sneak Attack): 2d6 ⇒ (5, 4) = 9


1-14 Lions of Katapesh Goblin Morale Points: 5

Poog sends another bolt of flame into the pigs flank, while Chuffy finally turns on the hot flaming bits of his new sword, sticking it uncomfortably where the sun never shines. Reta is pretty sure she see's its eyes cross for a moment as it swings around and tries to gore the offender of its rear end! Chuffy hops to the side like its no big deal.

Gore vs Chuffy, AC20: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (5) + 7 = 121d8 + 7 ⇒ (8) + 7 = 15

Bold is up!

Round 3/4!

Poog (10/23 HP)
Chuffy (26/26 HP)
Reta (20/24 HP)(-1 CON)
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Blue Boar of DOOM! -31
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Mogmurch (18/23 HP)

Party Buffs: None
Environmental Effects: Bushes provide 20% concealment.

Combat Map!


| HP -2/23 | AC 20, T 14, FF 17 | Saves: 5/4/2 | CMD 16 | Perc. +10 | Init. +3 | 1 Con Damage | Unconscious, Prone

"Okay, me keep distracting it, right?" She holds her dogslicer at the ready.

Dogslicer: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (11) + 8 = 19
Damage: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5

"And slice!"


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Amara 'Doc' Featherton | Female CN Medium Human Gunslinger (Way of the Drifter) 3 | HP 27/32 | AC 20 | F +7 R +11 W +9 | Perc +9 Speed 25ft | Default Exploration: | Active Conditions: None

"Fire cleans everything, even piggy poop chutes!" Chuffy cackles as he once again attempts to skewer the evil piggy.

Attack vs. Boar (+1 Flaming Dogslicer; Flank): 1d20 + 9 + 2 ⇒ (10) + 9 + 2 = 21
Damage: 1d4 ⇒ 4
Fire Damage: 1d6 ⇒ 4
Sneak Attack Damage: 2d6 ⇒ (3, 1) = 4

"Mmm...we eat good tonight!"


Poog of Zarongel M goblin cleric 3 | HP: 23/23| AC: 17 (T: 13/FF: 15) | F +5, R +6, W +6 | CMB +1 | CMD 13 | Speed: 30 ft | Init +6 | Perception +2 | Conditions: None

"Stab, stab, and FIRE!" Poog launches another fire bolt at the pig, hoping to roast it on the end of Chuffy's dogslicer.

Fire Bolt: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (3) + 5 = 81d6 + 1 ⇒ (5) + 1 = 6


VARANOG|LE Male kobold sorcerer 4 | HP 26/26 | AC 16 (touch 15, flat-footed 12) | F +2 R +4 W +5 | Perc +3 | Init +3 | 30 ft | |1st 7/7 2nd 4/4| Active Conditions:

"Did someone say...FIRE?" Moggy exclaims as he grabs a precious vial of alchemist fire and flings it into the fray!

Alchemist Fire vs. Boar (Ranged Touch), melee: 1d20 + 8 - 4 ⇒ (11) + 8 - 4 = 15; Fire damage: 1d6 ⇒ 5


1-14 Lions of Katapesh Goblin Morale Points: 5

Reta and Chuffy tag team the heavily wounded boar, Chuffy's flaming bacon probe causing the feroscious pig's knees to buckle, yet it fights on. Poog sends a warning shot over the main sail before Mogmurch lights the area up with a well aimed bottle of fire. His fellows get a bit scorched for being too close.

The leather barding of the pig quickly catches fire as it tries to stagger away to safety. It makes it about 20 feet into the bushes before it crashes to a halt, smoldering and dead.

Final wounds. Combat over.

Poog (10/23 HP)
Chuffy (23/26 HP)
Reta (17/24 HP)(-1 CON)
Mogmurch (18/23 HP)

Looking closer at their partially cooked swine, the group notices two things that stick out: The first being this pig is wearing leather barding. The second being that it has a necklace with two small gourds tied on.

Detect Magic/Spellcraft or Craft Alchemy DC19:

Those gourds sure are neat looking!
Gourd of Fire Burping
Price 250 gp
Aura faint
evocation
CL 4th
Slot none
Weight —
A lesser version of the elixir of fire breath, a gourd of fire burping can be imbibed as a normal elixir or, in the case of a user with a large enough mouth and low enough standards, be completely consumed in one crunchy gulp. Once the user has consumed the gourd, she can immediately expel a belch of fire in a 15-foot cone, dealing 2d6 points of fire damage to all creatures in the area. A successful DC 12 Reflex save halves the damage. If the user elects not to use the fire breath at once, she can store the breath for up to an hour before it dissipates.

Survival DC15:

Hrm, looks like the pig came from that direction, same direction as the farm is on the map. Huh.


VARANOG|LE Male kobold sorcerer 4 | HP 26/26 | AC 16 (touch 15, flat-footed 12) | F +2 R +4 W +5 | Perc +3 | Init +3 | 30 ft | |1st 7/7 2nd 4/4| Active Conditions:

"KILL STEAL!" Mogmurch crows as he breathes in the smell of alchemically roasted swine. "Smells like VICTORY!"

Sauntering over to the charred corpse he peers closely at the odd necklace.

Craft Alchemy DC 19: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (4) + 8 = 12

**sniff**...**sniff** "That not smell gud."

Survival: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (18) + 5 = 23

"Piggie came from that direction," Mogmurch points off vaguely in a random direction. "Same direction as the farm is on the map. Huh..."


Amara 'Doc' Featherton | Female CN Medium Human Gunslinger (Way of the Drifter) 3 | HP 27/32 | AC 20 | F +7 R +11 W +9 | Perc +9 Speed 25ft | Default Exploration: | Active Conditions: None

"Gonna be soooo good," Chuffy remarks, drooling a bit at the smell of sizzled bacon that fills the air. "But...guess better wait until after we big heroes. Will taste even betterer then!"

When Moggy points out that the pig came from the same general direction as the farm they're traveling to, Chuffy considers the information...and then shrugs.

"Big coincidink, prolly."


| HP -2/23 | AC 20, T 14, FF 17 | Saves: 5/4/2 | CMD 16 | Perc. +10 | Init. +3 | 1 Con Damage | Unconscious, Prone

"Oooh. Fire." Reta has an impromptu victory dance before she finally puts out the flames and retrieves her bow. "Okay, er, Poog, can you use wand on me?"

CLWx2: 2d8 + 2 ⇒ (1, 1) + 2 = 4

She's feeling a bit better now. "Okay. More fire piggies at farm? Wow, we can tame them all and Birdcrunchers can ride army of fire breathing pigs!"


Poog of Zarongel M goblin cleric 3 | HP: 23/23| AC: 17 (T: 13/FF: 15) | F +5, R +6, W +6 | CMB +1 | CMD 13 | Speed: 30 ft | Init +6 | Perception +2 | Conditions: None

"Use wand, chief say," Poog dabs Reta with the booger-covered stick, "Reta look much better now, but Poog also pretty beat up. Bad, bad pig. Next time, Poog try to talk to pig and make friend. Then, like Reta say, we ride!"

CLW: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (8) + 1 = 9
CLW: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 1 = 7

After curing his own wounds, Poog has a look at the necklace.
Spellcraft: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (13) + 3 = 16


1-14 Lions of Katapesh Goblin Morale Points: 5

Poog (23/23 HP)
Chuffy (23/26 HP)
Reta (21/24 HP)(-1 CON)
Mogmurch (18/23 HP)

I just want to point out that Mogmurch does have 3 potions of identify if you even want to go that route. They should each get one thing ID'd if you ever are stumped.

The goblins heal themselves up and examine the necklace. The necklace itself is just a piece of twine, but the two gourds do shed a faint magical wavy aura Poog notices. The group gets back to the pig's trail, following it for another 10-15 minutes before they arrive at the following pregenerated site location text box:

Surrounded by a rickety wooden fence and thick mud, Munchmeat Farm slumps in a soggy valley between two low tors. A slimy-looking creek winds through the farm, which is barely anything to look at. A house in the center of the fenced-in area leans against two hefty buttresses holding up three large beams. It’s balanced on numerous thick log stilts that create a cage-like hollow in the mud below the building. North of the house are a few filthy chicken coops, and to the west an upturned boat, propped against the fence, has been built into an impromptu shelter. A shed sits to the south of the building, and south and east of this shed are a few tired
stretches of garden that look like they’re best at growing mud and weeds.

Munchmeat Farm Map

Things seem pretty quiet for a farm. The occasional cluck of a chicken can be heard, and the trickle of water from the creek. What now?


| HP -2/23 | AC 20, T 14, FF 17 | Saves: 5/4/2 | CMD 16 | Perc. +10 | Init. +3 | 1 Con Damage | Unconscious, Prone

Reta looks around the farm. "Okay, we need to find leader and daughter. Let us look around." Reta wraps the cloak around herself and begins stalking around, mumbling I am the Bat.

Stealth: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (15) + 15 = 30


VARANOG|LE Male kobold sorcerer 4 | HP 26/26 | AC 16 (touch 15, flat-footed 12) | F +2 R +4 W +5 | Perc +3 | Init +3 | 30 ft | |1st 7/7 2nd 4/4| Active Conditions:

Thanks for the reminder GM! Not used to playing alchemists, and never knew they could Identify magic items, he he.

Earlier...

Mogmurch sneakily waits until the other goblins have turned their backs before he gulps one of his identifying potions. Taking a second look at the necklace his eyes grow big as saucers, "DAT be how piggies breath fire! One gulp and you get nasty gas which you can belch out!"

NOW.

Moggy nods quietly here, "It be too quiet...methink dey know we are here?"

He follows his chief's example here looking around for any signs or recent tracks.

Stealth: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (16) + 15 = 31
Survival: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (7) + 5 = 12


Amara 'Doc' Featherton | Female CN Medium Human Gunslinger (Way of the Drifter) 3 | HP 27/32 | AC 20 | F +7 R +11 W +9 | Perc +9 Speed 25ft | Default Exploration: | Active Conditions: None

"Maybe they not home," Chuffy suggests as he too slips into the shadows. "Chuffy go check out cool boat-shed-thingy! Just hope there not be bees or nasty dogs or anything..."

Stealth: 1d20 + 18 ⇒ (19) + 18 = 37
Perception: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (17) + 7 = 24


Poog of Zarongel M goblin cleric 3 | HP: 23/23| AC: 17 (T: 13/FF: 15) | F +5, R +6, W +6 | CMB +1 | CMD 13 | Speed: 30 ft | Init +6 | Perception +2 | Conditions: None

"No worry friend Chuffy, if bees or nasty dogs, Poog set on fire. Bees look like fireworks when on fire!" The dastardly goblin follows the others, as quietly as he can.

Stealth: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (16) + 9 = 25

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