Jiminy, Prankster of the Future |
"Hey, look, don't be so sore about it," Albin stammered looking genuinely scared. "I didn't cross your path on purpose. And I swear I haven't done anything to bother your sister. Don't go near her anymore. She's always with those scary guys, that vampire and the kobold anyways."
"Good to know you find my room-mate scary. Shows there's something besides rocks in that thick head of yours. But since you did come to my attention again don't think you're getting off too lightly. You're gonna help me set up a slurk rodeo without Professor Relkav finding out about it. Doesn't that sound like fun?"
Ephebe |
Ephebe wrote:Hey, no fair! You gave me permission! It's not my fault if you didn't think things through when you were ten!Really? I could have sworn it was only Adsila and Aananda...
Nope. You gave me permission too. I know, I know. Time travel gets confusing, cause I didn't have permission to use your full name last year and so I didn't, but then I did get permission, and it's not my fault if you forgot what you said twenty eight years ago. It's only been a few months for me.
Razule Yrrum |
Nope. You gave me permission too. I know, I know. Time travel gets confusing, cause I didn't have permission to use your full name last year and so I didn't, but then I did get permission, and it's not my fault if you forgot what you said twenty eight years ago. It's only been a few months for me.
Okay, prove it and I'll change Jiminy's ticket destination. ;)
narrator |
Micahel grins as he slips his wristband back on, his grin growing a bit more when he sees Albin.
"It's good to see you're awake. Did you have a nice rat nap?"
Albin looks a little sick at Jiminy's words. Nobody wanted to get on Jiminy's bad side. And he couldn't seem to dig himself out of this hole that just kept getting deeper and deeper. It was all that stupid Dacamara kid's fault. He snarled at Michael. He might be forbidden from fighting now, but as soon as he was done with this ridiculous punishment he would teach that kid never to mess with him again.
"Fine. Whatever. Slurk rodeo."
"And don't think I'm gonna forget any of this," he growled at Michael.
Fei, of the Sun Soul |
"Yes I think we should continue the training sessions...and now that I know what I'm dealing with, we shouldn't have such disastrous results again."
"I understand, sabumnim."
He looks around briefly and finds what he is looking for - the time. He looks concerned.
"If there is nothing else to go over (or that you need me for), I should probably return to the Infirmary for my excuse slip, and then speak with my teachers regarding the assignments I have missed by being...unconscious."
=^.^=
Krays |
I'm scary? <evil grin>
Ephebe |
Ephebe wrote:Nope. You gave me permission too. I know, I know. Time travel gets confusing, cause I didn't have permission to use your full name last year and so I didn't, but then I did get permission, and it's not my fault if you forgot what you said twenty eight years ago. It's only been a few months for me.Okay, prove it and I'll change Jiminy's ticket destination. ;)
From which of the the 179 timelines am I supposed to prove it??! I don't even remember the differences clearly!
Krays |
Krays wrote:I'm scary? <evil grin>No, he said scaly. Though sometimes things with scales are scary to people... I wonder if Albin is afraid of snakes?
Wow, summon a swarm of shadows on a guy and it leaves an impression, I guess. Who knew? :P
Krays |
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Razulestiltskin!
Ephebe |
Ephebe wrote:From which of the the 179 timelines am I supposed to prove it??! I don't even remember the differences clearly!If you can't remember the timeline where I gave you permission, then you can't use my full first name. Simple as that.
*facepalm*
I hate time travel so much.
Krays |
Krays wrote:Razulestiltskin!Looks like Razzy's going to get some new Kobold skin boots...
*grumbles* Slippers maybe...*grumbles*
Zeppler M.D., Spellware Surgeon |
Razule Yrrum wrote:Krays wrote:Razulestiltskin!Looks like Razzy's going to get some new Kobold skin boots...You know, you were a lot nicer when you were ten. Just saying.
No doubt. You can practically taste the bitterness... ;P
(Not to mention the brilliance of the whole 'pick on the champion of Death' plan. But I'm not saying anythin'....I'm just sayin'... ^-^)
Ephebe |
Ephebe wrote:No doubt. You can practically taste the bitterness... ;PRazule Yrrum wrote:Krays wrote:Razulestiltskin!Looks like Razzy's going to get some new Kobold skin boots...You know, you were a lot nicer when you were ten. Just saying.
Yeah, yeah. I got an extra brother, got to keep the one I already had in a non-evil version and actually lived this time. 'Razzy' doesn't let me use his name anymore, I got genetically rearranged, and I have to live with some nasty traumatic memories...Sure it was worth it, but I still can't remember which stuff is right and not...hates time travel, hates it so much. >.<
Ephebe |
Ephebe wrote:Really? Because so far I have only threatened him. I distinctly remember giving no such warnings to your father before I threw viles of acid at him.You know, you were a lot nicer when you were ten. Just saying.
Oh. RIght. This is the timeline where you hate my dad. Forgot. Never mind then. This you wasn't nicer when you were ten. That was the other you. The one who didn't have a crush on my mom. Yet more reason I need therapy.
Tamrin - Gunslinger of Tomorrow |
Ephebe wrote:Really? Because so far I have only threatened him. I distinctly remember giving no such warnings to your father before I threw viles of acid at him.You know, you were a lot nicer when you were ten. Just saying.
Those were great target practice, by the by. Definitely gives you incentive to make the shot the first time...though (as I recall) you weren't too happy about the frozen 'acid-cicles' eating through your lab floor. But that's what mending is for, right? ;)
narrator |
So now that everybody's back online, the 'Field Trippers' should be returning to the school any minute, right? Unless I missed something while doing the hospital thing, which is quite likely.... ;)
Waiting to see if Michael makes trouble during detention..the field trippers are arriving back in the morning. since the timelines ended up moving at different speeds I ended up having trouble keeping track of stuff. :/
Razule Yrrum |
Oh. RIght. This is the timeline where you hate my dad. Forgot. Never mind then. This you wasn't nicer when you were ten. That was the other you. The one who didn't have a crush on my mom. Yet more reason I need therapy.
Keep talking and I will ensure that you have to share a room with your brother. Stop talking and you will pass Alchemy.
Michael Dacamara |
Waiting to see if Michael makes trouble during detention..the field trippers are arriving back in the morning. since the timelines ended up moving at different speeds I ended up having trouble keeping track of stuff. :/
Just waiting for Albin to look the other way long enough for me to enact my plan.
Ephebe |
Ephebe wrote:Oh. RIght. This is the timeline where you hate my dad. Forgot. Never mind then. This you wasn't nicer when you were ten. That was the other you. The one who didn't have a crush on my mom. Yet more reason I need therapy.Keep talking and I will ensure that you have to share a room with your brother. Stop talking and you will pass Alchemy.
I already dropped Alchemy because I never should have been allowed near the class in the first place. And stop messing with my schedule. And I already did the sharing a room with my brother thing. Mom split us up, not me. I can handle Jimmy as a roommate just fine. :P
Jiminy, Prankster of the Future |
Having established the general order of things, Jiminy decided to move on.
"Come on guys, the sooner we get these tanks clean, the sooner I can get out of here and back to my girlfriend. Let's start shoveling goo."
Razule Yrrum |
I already dropped Alchemy because I never should have been allowed near the class in the first place. And stop messing with my schedule. And I already did the sharing a room with my brother thing. Mom split us up, not me. I can handle Jimmy as a roommate just fine. :P
Jiminy will be given a barrel of everlasting sweets before going to Atlantis. He will be extremely hyperactive.
Jiminy, Prankster of the Future |
Ephebe wrote:I already dropped Alchemy because I never should have been allowed near the class in the first place. And stop messing with my schedule. And I already did the sharing a room with my brother thing. Mom split us up, not me. I can handle Jimmy as a roommate just fine. :PJiminy will be given a barrel of everlasting sweets before going to Atlantis. He will be extremely hyperactive.
Are you kidding me? Fieri would kill me. You really do think we're still twelve, don't you? ;P
Michael Dacamara |
The instant Albin is looking the other way, Michael slips a tiny spray bottle from his other sleeve and sprays Albin's shirt with it. He watches to see if Albin notices, then moves as far away from the slurks are kept as possible.
Alchemy is so useful! You can use it to make animals, or make them think a wererat is a rival bull slurk...
Razule Yrrum |
Jiminy will be given a barrel of everlasting sweets before going to Atlantis. He will be extremely hyperactive.Are you kidding me? Fieri would kill me. You really do think we're still twelve, don't you? ;P
Fine. Everlasting Keg. It's not really alcohol, but the effect will be the same. It really wasn't that hard to make a drink that works that way for you. Just had to remove everything that was poisonous about it and presto!
Jiminy, Prankster of the Future |
Thoroughly distracted by thoughts of later, and up to his elbows in goo, Jiminy didn't notice the disturbance in the slurk pens until the fence actually broke. He turned around as Albin screamed as the slurks charged him and attacked.
Suddenly the slurks were back in their now unbroken pen and Jiminy jumped out of the tank and teleported a bleeding Albin straight to the infirmary.
"S#%*! How did that even happen? They're usually so peaceful....I guess that's it for the slurk rodeo. No way am I risking those kind of injuries. I'd like my fellow students to stay in one piece."
Michael Dacamara |
Thank goodness I didn't use the other pheromone.
"How.. the fence.." Michael says, shaking to the point he drops his shovel. Why did he think that had been a good idea? He could remember how thinking the idea up had filled him with harsh exhilaration, but now it seemed dreadful. "That was... horrible."
Jiminy, Prankster of the Future |
Thank goodness I didn't use the other pheromone.
"How.. the fence.." Michael says, shaking to the point he drops his shovel. Why did he think that had been a good idea? He could remember how thinking the idea up had filled him with harsh exhilaration, but now it seemed dreadful. "That was... horrible."
"And in case you were curious, this is why I got myself on permanant slurk duty. Someone responsible needs to be here. Hey, relax. It's okay. I sent him to the infirmary in time. He'll live. It's the end of the day, so he won't have a lot of fun since they'll be running low on healing spells so he'll probably have to heal with nanites. Anyways, even though it's against the rules, I'm gonna finish this with magic. So you don't have to stick around if you don't want to."
Fei, of the Sun Soul |
With Professor Sunwake's approval, Fei excuses himself and returns to the Infirmary to get the required paperwork, then goes to each of his afternoon instructors to get any work he needs to make up. Luckily, his Alternative Health & Medicine class is run by an Infirmary staff member, and his Deep Meditation class never has homework. :)
He then makes his way back to the Materials and Supplies building to catch up on his Work Study duties.
Jiminy, Prankster of the Future |
Vakkler comes up in time to see the bleeding wererat vanish. His eyes widen. "What in the name of--" He stops and frowns. "What's that smell?"
The kobold tastes the air. His 'brow' furrows deeper. "It's not even the right season..." he mutters.
"I don't know Professor. I was in the tank shoveling out the goo when the slurks just went nuts. I fixed their temporary pen, but just this once I'm gonna use magic to clean the goo so we can get them back into a more secure location. It was...if I'd turned around a little bit later we would have had a fatality on our hands. I can't figure out why they all went for Albin like that."
narrator |
Just so you know Solivala is this close to just leaving the rest of you on the skimmer. Its taking to long to get back. XD
Sorry! The detention episode is almost over and then we can fast-forward to the next day when you guys all get back to the school. Many apologies for my poor planning. :(
Vakkler Relkav |
Vakkler Relkav wrote:"I don't know Professor. I was in the tank shoveling out the goo when the slurks just went nuts. I fixed their temporary pen, but just this once I'm gonna use magic to clean the goo so we can get them back into a more secure location. It was...if I'd turned around a little bit later we would have had a fatality on our hands. I can't figure out why they all went for Albin like that."Vakkler comes up in time to see the bleeding wererat vanish. His eyes widen. "What in the name of--" He stops and frowns. "What's that smell?"
The kobold tastes the air. His 'brow' furrows deeper. "It's not even the right season..." he mutters.
"Slurk musk," Vakkler growls. "Drives them crazy. I don't know how it happened, though." It was my responsibility to get the musk glands removed. I did remove them! "Detention's off for tonight." Vakkler turns to head back inside. "By the way," he calls, "you're at the wrong place. I'm moving the slurks to some caverns I found near the house. Remember that tomorrow. And good night."
The kobold goes back to his shack.Michael Dacamara |
For emphasis when he finally is caught, I'd like Micheal's attacks to seem like accidents.
EDIT: Vakkler's post is a pretty good example of making it look like an accident.
"I need.. I think I need to go. I feel like I'm going to be sick." Proven right when he slams a hand over his mouth and runs for the nearest bathroom, Michael spends a good ten minutes retching his dinner into a toilet. "I'm never going to get detention again..."
Jiminy, Prankster of the Future |
A quick burst of magic has both the pens and himself sparkling clean. Jiminy jumped back out of the pens.
He waited at the entrance of the bathroom until the retching stopped. When it did he walked in and handed Michael a towel. "You okay? You don't really see a lot of bloody accidents like that I take it."
Michael Dacamara |
Michael takes the towel gratefully, wiping his mouth before washing his mouth out in a bathroom sink.
"No. Most blood I've seen before was coming out of my nose." Michael says as he spits in the sink and turns the water back on to wash the last remains of his retching away. "Thanks for the towel, I owe you one."
Jiminy, Prankster of the Future |
"No problem. Happy to help. Hey, I'm headed to the basement practice room to catch the rest of band practice. You're welcome to tag along if you like. No pressure. I totally get it if you'd rather be alone, but if you'd like to come hang out with us instead, consider yourself invited," he said with an encouraging smile.
Michael Dacamara |
For a moment, Michael considers just going back to his room and hiding away under blankets, but then he reconsiders. He'd never been to a band practice before, and he'd certainly never been invited to one before.
"Hey, can I bring someone? She's the friend I was telling you about earlier."
Jiminy, Prankster of the Future |
For a moment, Michael considers just going back to his room and hiding away under blankets, but then he reconsiders. He'd never been to a band practice before, and he'd certainly never been invited to one before.
"Hey, can I bring someone? She's the friend I was telling you about earlier."
"Sure, no problem. I'll wait for you by the entrance to the basement. There's a lot of practice rooms, so it'd be hard for you guys to find the right one on your own."