It sucks being a mid-level monster in this campaign.... Just when you think you've escaped death to live happily ever after, you get dragged back into the mess by a higher-level monster trying to be your new pimp! Grrrr!
Ah, quit yer whinging, mate! At least yer still alive an' wot.... Me an' ID is fookin' DEAD, mate! An' all we wanted was a low-rent squat on the lakeshore an' a few nosy adventurers to gobble up once in a while, an' lookit where we are now.... Ghosts makin' nonsensical commentary whenever the bloody DM is bored at work, as it were....
And you heard that frog-faced oaf call the Great Kraken my MASTER.... I'm a friggin' BARGHEST, not a DOG!! Just 'cause I'm a quadruped, does not automatically make me a dumb brute who needs a "master" to tell him when to s+~%....
....I'm sorry, Babs, you're right.... You chumps are D-E-D, dead! Haha!
Why am I b@*@#ing? I can still eat and drink! Remember eating and drinking, Babs? And I might even try to get some tail before this dumb-ass hydrodaemon drags me to my doom against these Fierce Ones a#**&!&s.... Remember getting t-- well, no, you probably don't, I'm guessin'....
Hey! I escaped to live happily ever af--
[The hell hound who fled down the causeway toward Lido Beach is run over by a semi cab going 80 mph, driven by a 10th-level rogue named Jack Burton, who was in the middle of broadcasting on his CB radio: "....Like Jack Burton always says....OH S%@%!! A HELL HOUND!!....oops...."]
@ Hell hound getting run over:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
@ hell hound getting run over:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!! Priceless!!
@ hell hound getting run over:
HOHOHOHOHOHAHAHAHAHAHEEHEEHEEE!!! Bloody brilliant! Says 'e escaped an' lived 'appily ever af, 'e did! HAHAHAHAHA!!!
= )
I think it's just us. I'm holding off posting because I don't want to advance the plot all by myself without the others.
Yeah I was waitin but I'll spearhead like I normally do. Monday was my birthday, Tuesday I partied.. Wednesday I recovered but then got called in to work so Thursday I was tired.
Happy Belated Bday, bud! Sounds like u celebrated properly! Lol!
Levinson hasn't posted in a week and a half. Has anyone heard from her?
Last I heard, she moved into a new place.... Might be overwhelmed ATM....
I'm alive! Promise! RL is just taking quite the toll currently. I'll read through the 100+ posts I missed and get back in the action asap.
Glad u r alive and well! :)
Take your time getting caught up, and join when you can....
On another note: would anyone know how to create an intelligent item in HeroLab so I can add the talkative elephant to my stat block?
Kailin and I are going on a backpacking trip for the next few days and will be unable to post.
Ok, thanks for the heads-up....
We are at a good place in the story for a break of a few days, anyway....
Of course, the rest of us can always do some RPing at the Box 'til Kailin and Koran are back....
I'll be advancing the plots a bit elsewhere while we are breaking for a bit, as this is a dynamic sandbox....
I love the side story stuff. Completely enthralling. Poor Beast Boy... I mean Nature Boy.
Yup, it was totally subconscious, but Nature Boy is a nod to Beast Boy--pointy ears, green hair, wild shapes into animals.... Totally Beast Boy-esque lol!
Ugh Sorry for the disappearance Apparently my boss got fired last.. Thursday and they were TRYING desperately to get me to take his place And I just NW got them to reconsider... aint nobody got time fa that!
Welcome back! Glad it was work-related and not that u were in a hospital or in jail or something LoL!
I recently couldn't get ahold of one of my gaming buddies for two weeks, then last Sunday he calls me and asks if I could pick him up at the county jail! I guess he wasn't able to post bond after he was arrested for a lousy misdemeanor amount of pot.... Must've been a rooky. Most cops I've talked to wouldn't have bothered arresting him for that in this day and age....
MJ, I just picked up and been reading the Mythic Adventure book, and I can't recommend it highly enough for you. Especially given the nature/scale of this campaign.
Hmm, I'm intrigued.... I'll check MA out at my LGS....
We're back, let's get this game rolling again!
Welcome back, fellas! :)
As u can read, things are blossoming in a nifty and somewhat creepy manner, as is proper for a Lovecraftian tale....as retold by the writers and artists of Marvel and DC comics....filtered through the brain of a guy who grew up in the 80s and 90s playing D&D all summer.....
We're back, let's get this game rolling again!
It appears that a Native American trickster-deity has taken a liking to Kailin's piping....
For a brief terrible moment I confused Odysseus with Oedipus.
Lol.... Don't worry.... You weren't Oedipus.... You were Odysseus, "the Man Ever Ready"....
Hmmm.... I wonder if Derrik's bosses talked him into taking over his former boss' position....
I was just pondering the same thing.
Will give Derrik another day or two before I try to DM substitute him....
Hope all is well with the Ruladin! :-)
Ugh.. They are trying... REAL HARD.
RULADIN WILL NOT BE STOPPED BY PETTY SUPERIORS ATTEMPTING TO UPSURP HIS FREEDOM OF CHOICE!
Long live the RULADIN!!!
RULADIN however will post.. a very in depth post when he returns around 6:30-7 AM Est. For there is much to respond to in a way, Loot, Interactions, why he turned into a beast of justice for a small second. This is all important to Ruladin and as the story crafted by our wondrous DM and my fellow outstanding players; deserves more than a simple quip. I shall be thinking of spell-checks, proper punctuation and correct math on all fronts. This shall be a tight ship, but it shall be made into one of the greatest RP's EVER... WHAT SAY YOU CO-PLAYERS!!??
I say huzzah thrice for the mighty Ruladin's return!
Huzzah! Huzzah! Huzzah!
Welcome back, man! :-)
Is there enough room in the Silver Tower to use Mahatma? Or is it going to be too cramped in the halls and such?
Mahatma would be squeezing in most of The Silver Tower. There are a few spacious areas he would fit alright in, but he would fill most of the hallways and offices.
Of course, his combat abilities are the only thing that would be restricted in figurine form--he can still use all of his spell-like abilities, et cetera.
I was waiting on those little buggers.. Time to Cut 'em down
It is oddly quiet for our group of adventurers.. I assume with school incoming that might be cause for the issue. Among other things
Happy Labor day, Even the FO's need times to remember all the Hard work they did.. with their families or SOON TO BE FAMILIES.. Look at you Jewels.. also Grimm and Kate.
Happy Labor Day, FOs! ;)
Who needs a proper family?
Once Radsworth can summon himself d3 Charisma 15 Azatas he's good to go. Who cares if they only stick around for 10 minutes? He's a bookworm.
In the event he feels himself needing to be paternal he can go yell at Aaron or get flustered by Sun Mi.
Of course Koran always has a friendly sea monster to go home to.
Feel free to proceed, Yingzen.... Levinson will catch up when she gets the chance....
I found a good picture resembling Koran, especially now that he is living with the navajo. Here Of course it isn't exact.
I found a good picture resembling Koran, especially now that he is living with the navajo. Here Of course it isn't exact.
Dank!
I will make copies of Derrik's and Levinson's sheets and post as DM sub for them ASAP, so we can continue. Hope all is well with everyone.... RL can get pretty gnarly, I know....
Yingzen?