Oykiv´s We be goblins too (Inactive)

Game Master Oykiv

Pa Munchmeat´s farm

Farmhouse interior

Initiatives:
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[dice=Rita Initiative]1d20+3[/dice]
[dice=Chuffy Initiative]1d20+8[/dice]
[dice=Mogmurch Initiative]1d20+4[/dice]
[dice=Poog Initiative]1d20+6[/dice]
[dice=Stirges Initiative]1d20+4[/dice][/spoiler



I don´t want chuffy to stab me, so I open this at his request.

Grand Lodge

Going after the Kazavon's relics.

"you's is such a good human, you's can stay"

Sorry, just working on Chuffy a little, I have not played 'we be goblins' so if there is anything I should know about the different characters or how they relate or what has been done please fill me in, I know the basics of the story, had a big party got sent to get fireworks from an evil goblin, was she druid, then of course the plot set up for this adventure. If there is anything anyone wants "Chuffy to know" please fill me in.

I live GMT-5, but work nights so I post more then, though I do check the boards during the day, and will post to keep the game moving.

Thanks for the invite Oykiv, I was watching the recruitment thinking it would be a ton of fun playing Chuffy, so when he stayed open I took the step...


The information about the goblin backstory is in the intruduction: Heroes of a now lost tribe wanting to join anyone who helps them to survive. This is a new setting with different bigger problems, but if something similar appears I´ll told you all.

To all, the dares are for fun and to know how or you will be the boss (if you survive the adventure). I´m trying to condense them, even if that means some wall of text, trying to end before the PBP Gamesday endline December 20th. But continue RPing as you´re been doing between my posts, its fun!


M Human Commoner/1, Expert/1

Sorry about the wait! Post monster gobbled up my drafts in the half hour before I had to leave. I'll try not to get too explosive here, but spells are Poog's only asset at one skill point/level.


Tomorrow I have a Con, so it´s dubious I can post at all until monday. Have a good weekend.

Grand Lodge

Going after the Kazavon's relics.

I think I have been doing Chuffy's unarmed strikes wrong, for a small character the damage is 1d2 not 1d3, so 1d2-1 for Chuff, sorry. With the boots is it still nonlethal damage?


Taken in account you rolled 1 is not an unfair advantage. The boots are unarmed, but it´s irrelevant once the stirge has -1 HP it will be considered dead for the dare.


This is being more long than I though (I expected more goblin vs goblin so only a few rounds with the stirges). So it´s very unlikely we can finish in time to be taken in account for the PbPGameday. I hope it´s not a problem for anybody.

Grand Lodge

Going after the Kazavon's relics.

not an issue, I didn't realize that may have been a goal.


M Human Commoner/1, Expert/1

No complaints here. But with no weapons/spells and a risk of being eliminated when we move our options to sabotage the others are pretty slim. If you want to speed things up I'm open to suggestions!

This could be a fairly long encounter. Is it intended to continue until all the stirges are dead? Or is there a time limit?


When I played it we were more interested in throwing boots, pets to each one, so me can make the others fall. Yes, you can fall when you jump to push another goblin, but what´s life without risks? Hint: long

Bull rushes, throwing fire to burn planks, using the body of a dead stirge as a improvised weapon (or another goblin, I was knocked from the planks due a goblin throwed).

If there´s no rules, don´t worry; describe the action, make an attack/ability/skill check and I will see if there´s any conditional modifier.


M Human Commoner/1, Expert/1

I do like fire! We'll see how my toad gambit plays off and take it from there. :)

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Going after the Kazavon's relics.

chuffy is consumed by his hate for the stirges, he may do something different after he kills this one.

If he takes his boots off and uses one as an improvised two handed club how much damage would it do?

once he realized he only needs one boot to crush stirges he will probably throw the other one at someone ;)


It´s everyone ok if Wise Mummy Sprattleharsh bores and end the game after this round? To speed things a little.

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Going after the Kazavon's relics.

What ever you would like to do, Sir.


M Human Commoner/1, Expert/1

Suits me fine! I feel inclined to apologise on behalf of PCs everywhere. We're a stubborn bunch. :P

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Going after the Kazavon's relics.

Merry Christmas to all!


Merry Christmas to all!!!


And happy new year!!!


ZEPHYR |Male sylph druid (sky druid) 6 |Init +3; Senses darkvision 60 ft.; Perception +9 HP: 51/51 |AC 17, touch 14, flat-footed 14 |Fort +7, Ref +8, Will +11; +4 vs. air or electricity descriptor spells

will post when I get out of the office.


Don´t worry, we can wait.


Scenario ended. I need some information to report:

PFS number for a character level 2, 3 or 4:
Player Name (or alias):
Character Name:

Did you enjoy being a goblin?

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Mogmurch Male Goblin Alchemist3 Init +4; hp 21/23 (NL:0); AC 27 (20), touch 19 (17), FF 20 (15), CMD 17 (15)/11; Fort +6, Ref +9 (+7), Will -1 (+0); +2 vs. poison; Senses darkvision 60 ft.; Perception +5 Bombs: 2/5; Acid 3/4; Alch. fire 2/4; CLW 3/3; Conditions: mutagen (Dex), shield

Thank you GM Oykiv for mastering this game. I enjoyed being goblin a lot and probably I will continue goblin adventures later.

PFS#: 34327 -7
Player: Tiaburn Stedd
Character: Maldrek Methacan
Chronicle #: 6

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Going after the Kazavon's relics.

I enjoyed being a goblin, would like to roll one up and develop a back story, but that is for another time. Oykiv, Usawoti is not second level but another PFS character I have is 2nd level I will se him.

PFS number: 135546-2, he is second level
Alias: Robert Henry
Character Name: Eldlen Meirdrerel


ZEPHYR |Male sylph druid (sky druid) 6 |Init +3; Senses darkvision 60 ft.; Perception +9 HP: 51/51 |AC 17, touch 14, flat-footed 14 |Fort +7, Ref +8, Will +11; +4 vs. air or electricity descriptor spells

Rita did not like the stirge challenge...nor getting picked on for having girlie bits...Rita had lots of fun though...

PFS#: 114768-14
Player: Qwerty1971
Character: Turzyk Sunwarden lvl 3

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Going after the Kazavon's relics.

Thanks for the chronicles Oykiv, had a fun time, hope to play with everyone again!


ZEPHYR |Male sylph druid (sky druid) 6 |Init +3; Senses darkvision 60 ft.; Perception +9 HP: 51/51 |AC 17, touch 14, flat-footed 14 |Fort +7, Ref +8, Will +11; +4 vs. air or electricity descriptor spells

ty for the adventure and chronicle.


M Human Commoner/1, Expert/1

Sorry for the delay! My details are as follows:

PFS#: # 84608-4
Player: Twigs
Character: Serana, She-Wolf of Broken Bay (L1)


M Human Commoner/1, Expert/1

Also I had way too much fun being a goblin. This was a very funny game all around. I've never seen it be such a success at the table. I think these kind of antics are uniquely suited to tabletop.

Thanks everyone for a game that kept me chuckling from start to finish. :)


Twig, your Chronicle is HERE
Just write your name on it.

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Mogmurch Male Goblin Alchemist3 Init +4; hp 21/23 (NL:0); AC 27 (20), touch 19 (17), FF 20 (15), CMD 17 (15)/11; Fort +6, Ref +9 (+7), Will -1 (+0); +2 vs. poison; Senses darkvision 60 ft.; Perception +5 Bombs: 2/5; Acid 3/4; Alch. fire 2/4; CLW 3/3; Conditions: mutagen (Dex), shield

Thanks for the game, friends! See you!

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