
Melodie d'Valois |

So I'll Chair of the Board of Patrons and you can be Headmistress?
Somehow I think with Zil involved that phrase takes on a whole other meaning....
Also - Persona!
Phase 1: Bask in Glory, DC17: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (7) + 12 = 19 Pass - Heroism now 1.
Phase 2: Give Lecture, DC19: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (15) + 10 = 25 Pass - Genius now 2.
EDIT: @Brainiac. Do I qualify for any of the bonuses to my leadership score? I imagine I could get Followers +2 (for having a base in Stachys), and a -1 (for moving around a lot).
Hopefully for Cohort I get +1 for fairness and generosity? I can always give them a farm if that helps? ;)

Maria Greyson |

New armor probably somewhat like this
Ah; TERA - source of endless fanservice.
BTW; Melodie, did you catch my question last page about changes to the loot split? Changes from keeping the coffee, mainly.
Now for the persona stuff and levelling.
Give Lecture, DC23, Profession PI: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (15) + 9 = 24
Drive Legislation (Charm), DC25, Profession PI: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (7) + 9 = 16

Melodie d'Valois |

Ahh - questions.
Taking the coffee has no implications - its just 1.5K of your loot taken in coffee instead of cash.
Also Mel won't take the headband - I've got 2 head slot items already, I don't need a third! :D Given that Eutropia has given us all 1k gold though I will take the metamagic rod by putting in equivalent cash.
Basically - loot splits don't change at all! :D (and Mel has loads of gear now!)

Maria Greyson |

Fair enough. And I think the band might be useful for Maria as well, assuming one of those spellbooks we took has fly in it. If only to get the extra ranks in fly and not go crashing into a tree when the wind picks up.
EDIT: Speaking of; there a list of what was in those spellbooks? Figure now's a good a time as any to start adding to Maria's Formula Book.

Melodie d'Valois |

So Zil.
I get 1x Level 2 NPC and 10 Level 1's at the moment. They're all lower levels than yours so feel free to distribute them as you think sensible.
Are we going to turn Bettony into the school? I assume that's the plan? We don't exactly have many other facilities right now...

Maria Greyson |

Melodie, those Leadership modifiers are fine.
Maria, the spellbooks have every 1st and 2nd level spell available, as well as several others up to 5th level. No specific list is given, but you can choose a dozen or so spells from each level to copy into your formula book, fly included.
I'll sort it out in the morning when decongestant tablets aren't kicking my arse (bloody hayfever - and of course I live in a corner of Queensland called "The Garden City"; means I know when the Carnival of Flowers is coming up even when I don't see the notices about the upcoming road closures for the parade).
I may have to make her formula book a separate google doc. Was originally planning to just add them to the Spellcasting tab of the sheet as she got them, but if I'd known that the adventure had a find like those spell books, I'd have set up a separate doc from day one.
On another note; I just realised there's no limit on how many infusions I can have. It's just a blanket change to all of the Alchemist's/Investigator's extracts. They're still single-target-only so I can't get everyone airborne (and they're basically potions so handing them out is a little trickier than just passing out a spell) but something to think about going forward.

Sara Burke |

I reworded it

Sara Burke |

What if Zhi and Melodie have difficulty conceiving? Could be intriguing
Also does anyone else want a tattoo when we're all black out drunk or does anyone have any suggestions about the party? Do we wanna role play it on screen or at least do a series of vignettes or do it hangover style where we all wake up on a garbage barge and several of us have magical tattoos

Melodie d'Valois |

I seriously want a Mesmerising Tattoo - would be ridiculously good for me (Compelling Voice doing -4 to your will save at 8th level? Yes please!) but I don't have anythign like the money, and I need to get Zhi a wedding gift, so Mel's might have to wait - although she'll make the effort if someone else ends up with a cool one to go back and get one herself!
Frankly I like the idea of Zhi and Mel bailing early and Zil, Maria and Sara turning up the next morning hung-over and tattoo'd! :D
EDIT: difficulty conceiving? You had to go and add more drama didn't you Sara? It's a good idea though! :P

Mai Zhi |

What if Zhi and Melodie have difficulty conceiving? Could be intriguing
That's what the tea is for; that particular variety is reputed to increase fertility. :)
We need at least vignettes.
There's going to be at least one dirty dancing scene with Zhi and Mel. ;) And who knows what else Zhi might do with too many drinks in her.
She is actually thinking about a special purpose tattoo right now.

Sara Burke |

All I heard was miscalleny society friends, Alista Crag, Lady Paril and Malphene. I think the Crabbes or the Baroness would be funny invites, as would Martella. I really wanna invite Lucretzia but given the bad blood between her and Melodie idk if that's a great idea

Mai Zhi |

Sure, let's invite the Crabbes, the Baroness, and Martella. They may not come, but at least they'll feel included. I bet Sara could get away with Lucretzia if she wasn't in full 'Night Swan' mode.
Zhi's planning on keeping Melodie occupied anyways. :)
In all honesty, I'd be more worried about mixing Malphene and Lucretzia.

Sara Burke |

Malphene is a huge uptight noble snob who understands my politics and supports me despite our differences and Lucretzia is an uptight noble snob who disagrees with my politics and thinks people like Malphene's father deserved to die in the Exaltation Massacre
Maybe I won't invite her
God I want to bring the Princess to a burlesque/S&M club, THAT sounds hilarious

Sara Burke |
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So the list is Alista Crag, Baroness Voinum, Sepsinia and Parthena Crabbe, Malphene, Martella, Eutropia-in-a-bird-mask, Lady Paril, Melodie, Zhi, Maria(?), Zileska and Sara
Also again it's burlesque so even tho there are St. Andrew's crosses and lap dancers, the rest won't be quite as explicit as a normal real life strip club
But Zhi and Melodie probably don't know the difference

Maria Greyson |

G#%*$!nit - every bloody morning I check this and like two pages have gone up while I was asleep. Bloody time zones.
Haven’t checked the IC stuff yet, but Maria would probably turn down the invite - burlesque and booze isn’t really her thing.

Sara Burke |

Yeah but it's for Melodie

Sara Burke |

I can later tonight

Sara Burke |

Damn. I was about to express surprise that everyone else wanted to go along until I realized how down each of the Meratt crew would be with booze, strippers and gambling on someone else's tab (well not the gambling part on my tab but still)

Maria Greyson |

Yeah but it's for Melodie
Maybe, but Maria would be too worried that Melodie seeing her not enjoy herself - in specifically just looking bored and uninterested in where they were - would distract her from enjoying her bachelorette party. So in Maria's mind, it would be better for Melodie if Maria didn't attend.

DM Brainiac |

Ah, overlooked Lady Paril. I don't think this would really be her cup of tea, so she will sit this one out, too. So the guests beside party members are Alista, both Crabbes, and Baroness Voinum.
I probably won't post for them until the morning, when I will have time to do some decidedly NSFW searches for their outfits.

Sara Burke |

And Malphene

Maria Greyson |

She'll be coming to Oppara at least - if nothing else to check in on Darius for some enchanting work and sort out moving some more of her stuff from her dad's place over to Stachys (like her pet cat, for one).

DM Brainiac |

Almost forgot! Deposing Bartelby and restoring the palace to Eutropia was certainly a trirumph. Your relics have increased in power:
Dignity's Barb: Dignity's Barb is now a +2 seeking darkwood light crossbow. The wielder can use its ability to roll twice to confirm a critical hit twice per day (though he can use it only once on a given critical threat). In addition, the wielder can attempt a lucky shot to foil a ranged attack. Once per day when a ranged weapon attack targets a creature within 30 feet of the wielder, the wielder can shoot Dignity's Barb at the projectile as an immediate action. He rolls a ranged attack, and if the result exceeds the attacker's roll, that attack is negated. This ability can be used only if Dignity's Barb is loaded or if the wielder can use Rapid Reload or a similar ability.
Envoy's Ring: The wearer can activate the ring to use charm person at will, though if a creature succeeds at its save, it can't be targeted again for 24 hours. The ring can also be activated to use charm monster (DC = 20 + 1 per additional triumph attained) once per day.
Koriana's Balde: Koriana's Blade is now a +3 defending short sword. Another randomly chosen gem repairs itself.
Subtle Mask: The mask grants the wearer a +2 enhancement bonus to Charisma. When the wearer mentally activates the mask, she also detects magical effects as if she were using arcane sight and concentrating on the creature. This happens automatically during the first round of concentration.

DM Brainiac |

Ok, I've thought it over, Zhi would be played by Lana Condor.
I've been thinking about which actors might play the NPCs. Here's the list I came up with:
Adella Voinum: Alison Janney
Sepsinia Crabbe: Selma Blair
Parthena Crabbe: Melissa McCarthy
Alista Cragus: Rachel Brosnahan
Malphene Trant: Ronda Rousey
Night Swan: Charlize Theron
Onora Piscum: Thandie Newton
Princess Eutropia: Emily Blunt
Martella Lotheed: Sarah Shahi
Araig Telus: Chris Pine
Nicolaus Okerra: Idris Elba
Bartelby Lotheed: Jerry O'Connell
Maxillar Pythareus: Josh Brolin (a la Cable in Deadpool 2)
Archbanker Paril: Lucy Liu
Kurana: Elizabeth Banks (a la Rita Repulsa in Power Rangers)
Titus Lotheed-Casava: Josh Gad
Gul Gusairne: Crispin Glover

Sara Burke |

This is the picture I use for Sara, so probably Tomb Raider era Angelina Jolie.

Sara Burke |

Yeah I figure, 16 STR, gonna have some meat on your bones

Sara Burke |

Is Zileska at the party? I don't wanna rush along and breeze past anyone