Beyond the rim... there dwells madness -- Moff Rimmer DMs the Planes

Game Master Moff Rimmer

Something is happening that threatens the existence of the planes themselves. Our heroes have been chosen and thrown into things to set things right -- are they up for the challenge?


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So, up next...

Vassago
Pinna
Elysia
Sebastian
BBG
E.
Worms
Lanwin
Ra's-ug
"5"


Male Tiefling Sorcerer 4 / Rogue 3 (CL 7)

move up 10' to T-24 and materialize next to Ra's-ug. Launch magic missiles at worms in Q-20, Q-21, Q-22, and P-22

missile 1 dmg to worm Q-20: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5

missile 2 dmg to worm Q-21: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2

missile 3 dmg to worm Q-22: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5

missile 4 dmg to worm P-22: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5

Brace yourself, warrior. I've roused the hornets.


Bird Tengu Monk/8

Pinna stands her ground and flanks with the valiant paladin.

Flurry of blows, spending one ki point for an extra:
One: 1d20 + 12 + 2 ⇒ (15) + 12 + 2 = 29 for 1d8 + 4 ⇒ (8) + 4 = 12 regular and 1d6 ⇒ 2 cold
Two: 1d20 + 12 + 2 ⇒ (8) + 12 + 2 = 22 for 1d8 + 4 ⇒ (8) + 4 = 12 regular and 1d6 ⇒ 3 cold
Three: 1d20 + 12 + 2 ⇒ (10) + 12 + 2 = 24 for 1d8 + 4 ⇒ (7) + 4 = 11 regular and 1d6 ⇒ 2 cold
Four: 1d20 + 7 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 7 + 2 = 10 for 1d8 + 4 ⇒ (3) + 4 = 7 regular and 1d6 ⇒ 4 cold


I'm going to be pretty busy this weekend, so I am going to just drop my rolls here. Insert when neccesary.

A holy light begins to shine in Sebastian's eyes.

"Foul malefactor! Taste the cleansing power of Good!"

Activating Smite Evil. +3/+14 first attack, +3/+7 afterwards until BBEG is dead. +2 bonus to AC as well

1d20 + 16 ⇒ (8) + 16 = 241d20 + 11 ⇒ (5) + 11 = 162d6 + 20 + 1d6 ⇒ (2, 1) + 20 + (2) = 252d6 + 13 + 1d6 ⇒ (6, 3) + 13 + (3) = 25

Really? *sigh*

Edit: If there is a flanking bonus still, add +2 to above rolls


I think I'm back. Been an interesting past few days.

Vassago El-Vecchio wrote:

move up 10' to T-24 and materialize next to Ra's-ug. Launch magic missiles at worms in Q-20, Q-21, Q-22, and P-22

missile 1 dmg to worm Q-20: 1d4+1

missile 2 dmg to worm Q-21: 1d4+1

missile 3 dmg to worm Q-22: 1d4+1

missile 4 dmg to worm P-22: 1d4+1

Brace yourself, warrior. I've roused the hornets.

SR roll --> 1d20 + 7 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 7 + 2 = 12

Well that was crap -- they fizzle before they reach their target.


Pinna was able to connect against the big guy twice.

Here is an updated map. I think I got everything.


So, up next...

Elysia
Sebastian
BBG
E.
Worms
Lanwin
Ra's-ug
"5"
Vassago
Pinna


female halfling Sorcerer 8

Elysia dodges the pretty but not nice creatures around her as she attempts to cast another spell.

Casting defensively, DC 17: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (8) + 12 = 20

TO overcome SR: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (16) + 11 = 27

Casting Color Spray. Trying to aim it such that I get as many worms as possible, but don't include E in the spell area. (15 ft cone).


Elysia Lyon wrote:

Elysia dodges the pretty but not nice creatures around her as she attempts to cast another spell.

Casting defensively, DC 17: 1d20+12

TO overcome SR: 1d20+11

Casting Color Spray. Trying to aim it such that I get as many worms as possible, but don't include E in the spell area. (15 ft cone).

Same three as before.

1d20 + 3 ⇒ (12) + 3 = 15
1d20 + 3 ⇒ (14) + 3 = 17
1d20 + 3 ⇒ (3) + 3 = 6

N21 and O20 are stunned (and blind, but it's hard for you to tell that).


Male Tiefling Sorcerer 4 / Rogue 3 (CL 7)
Moff DM wrote:

SR roll --> 1d20 + 7 + 2

Well that was crap -- they fizzle before they reach their target.

Crap; that's what I get for forgetting to roll it myself.

EDIT: looks like Sebastian already went, so let's see what that BBG does....


Vassago El-Vecchio wrote:
EDIT: looks like Sebastian already went, so let's see what that BBG does....

I was all set to post and had an emergency meeting.

Sebastian hit soundly once.

BBG...

vs. Pinna...
Bite -- 1d20 + 16 ⇒ (14) + 16 = 30. If hit, 1d8 + 5 ⇒ (7) + 5 = 12
Tentacle -- 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (9) + 10 = 19. If hit, 1d6 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 2 = 6 plus need a Will save.
Tentacle -- 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (17) + 10 = 27. If hit, 1d6 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 2 = 6 plus need a Will save.

vs. Sebastian...
Tail -- 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (9) + 10 = 19. If hit, 1d8 + 2 ⇒ (8) + 2 = 10 plus grab.

Looks like he hit Pinna twice -- I need one Will save.


So, up next...

E.
Worms
Lanwin
Ra's-ug
"5"
Vassago
Pinna
Elysia
Sebastian
BBG


Bird Tengu Monk/8

Will save: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (10) + 8 = 18 +1 vs divine, +2 vs enchantment spells or effects.


Pinna wrote:
Will save: 1d20+8 +1 vs divine, +2 vs enchantment spells or effects.

You saved.


Male Halfling Oracle 8

"IXW IXW IXW CRNQXI CMKBWC!"

<Attacks worm at Q22 with mace>

Attack roll: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (13) + 6 = 19 Damage: 1d6 ⇒ 3

On the off chance that kills the worm, 5-foot step to Q22.


E. wrote:

On the off chance that kills the worm...

Nope, you missed.


The worms suddenly look like they notice something else and move to attack others. I'll try and post the map later on today. But the people being attacked below can now attack the worms without moving...

vs. Pinna...
Bite -- 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (12) + 9 = 21. If hits, 1 damage.
Bite -- 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (11) + 9 = 20. If hits, 1 damage.

vs. Ra's-ug...
Bite -- 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (18) + 9 = 27. If hits, 1 damage.
Bite -- 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (13) + 9 = 22. If hits, 1 damage.
Bite -- 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (7) + 9 = 16. If hits, 1 damage.

vs. Sebastian...
Bite -- 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (3) + 9 = 12. If hits, 1 damage.
Bite -- 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (7) + 9 = 16. If hits, 1 damage.

vs. "5"...
Bite -- 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (2) + 9 = 11. If hits, 1 damage.


Sorry about the delays. Are you guys sure there isn't a cure for "stupid"?

So, up next...

Lanwin
Ra's-ug
"5"
Vassago
Pinna
Elysia
Sebastian
BBG
E.
Worms


Male Halfling Cleric 8

Lanwin smacks the big dude with his mace.

1d20 + 13 ⇒ (9) + 13 = 22 to hit (includes Divine Favor and flanking). 1d6 + 5 ⇒ (5) + 5 = 10 damage.


Lanwin Fairweather wrote:

Lanwin smacks the big dude with his mace.

1d20+13 to hit (includes Divine Favor and flanking). 1d6+5 damage.

Just missed.

So, up next...

Ra's-ug
"5"
Vassago
Pinna
Elysia
Sebastian
BBG
E.
Worms
Lanwin


Male Human Fighter 7

With partial cover one hit. Do I need to make a will save? If I have to make one, is it a fear effect? but since I am still on this plane I still get +1 to said save right? Just wanting to make sure I am getting this right before we move on. Don't want to forget rolls that are needed.


Male Human Fighter 7

if will save is needed with plane bonus, if it is fear effect add 2 1d20 + 7 + 1 ⇒ (17) + 7 + 1 = 25

I want to use cleave so can I hold off till you update the map Moff?


Ra's-ug wrote:

if will save is needed with plane bonus, if it is fear effect add 2 1d20+7+1

I want to use cleave so can I hold off till you update the map Moff?

Will save was only on tail attacks -- so no save needed for now.

It is not a fear effect in any case.

You can use cleave if you wish. They are at R24, R23, S23. Things are still a little hectic here. Not sure if I'll be able to update the map today. I'll try.


Male Human Fighter 7

Now that I know the locations the strategy has changed. Save the spellcaster get a dinner. Want to make sure it goes down. Vital Strike, Furious Focus, and Power attack to S23.
attack: 1d20 + 14 ⇒ (20) + 14 = 34 if hits 4d6 + 16 ⇒ (1, 4, 1, 1) + 16 = 23 with 1d6 ⇒ 1 electric


Male Human Fighter 7

to confirm threat
1d20 + 14 ⇒ (5) + 14 = 19
if confirmed weapon is x3 so additional damage would be? 2d6 + 2d6 + 16 + 16 ⇒ (3, 6) + (4, 2) + 16 + 16 = 47

this might hurt the worm

edit maybe not


Ra's-ug wrote:

to confirm threat

1d20+14
if confirmed weapon is x3 so additional damage would be? 2d6+2d6+16+16

this might hurt the worm

edit maybe not

Um... yeah. You thought that you were being attacked by a multicolored worm. Not sure if it was or not, but all that's left is some multicolored vapor. ;-)

"5" tries to cast a spell...

Defensive Casting -- 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (10) + 13 = 23

Fort Save -- 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (15) + 10 = 25

3d8 ⇒ (2, 6, 5) = 13

SR check -- 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (14) + 9 = 23

He manages to get the spell off but then recoils in pain from an unknown source. "Friends -- Help rid us of these beings!"

Prayer goes off. Everyone is plus 1 to hit, damage, saves, & skill checks.


Updated Map -- finally.

And, up next...

Vassago
Pinna
Elysia
Sebastian
BBG
E.
Worms
Lanwin
Ra's-ug
"5"


Bird Tengu Monk/8

If the big guy is still up after Vassago goes:

Spoiler:

Flurry of blows, spending one ki point for an extra:
One: 1d20 + 12 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (7) + 12 + 2 + 1 = 22 for 1d8 + 4 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 4 + 1 = 11 regular and 1d6 ⇒ 2 fire
Two: 1d20 + 12 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (9) + 12 + 2 + 1 = 24 for 1d8 + 4 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 4 + 1 = 11 regular and 1d6 ⇒ 1 fire
Three: 1d20 + 12 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 12 + 2 + 1 = 18 for 1d8 + 4 + 1 ⇒ (8) + 4 + 1 = 13 regular and 1d6 ⇒ 6 fire
Four: 1d20 + 7 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (12) + 7 + 2 + 1 = 22 for 1d8 + 4 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 4 + 1 = 11 regular and 1d6 ⇒ 2 fire


Male Tiefling Sorcerer 4 / Rogue 3 (CL 7)

move 10' right to V-24 and activate arcane strike as he pulls out his morning star.

swings at worm in V-23, who is flanked and thus picks up the sneak attack bonus.

To Hit: 1d20 + 7 + 1 + 2 ⇒ (15) + 7 + 1 + 2 = 25

If hits, then 1d8 + 3 + 1 + 2 + 2d6 ⇒ (8) + 3 + 1 + 2 + (5, 5) = 24 damage.


Sebastian whirls his new greatsword, a look of wrath set firmly upon his face. The room has shrunk to just him and the foe

1d20 + 16 + 2 ⇒ (10) + 16 + 2 = 281d20 + 11 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 11 + 2 = 152d6 + 13 + 1d6 ⇒ (1, 3) + 13 + (1) = 182d6 + 6 + 1d6 ⇒ (3, 5) + 6 + (4) = 18

Better, I suppose...


female halfling Sorcerer 8

Elysia pulls out her rod of wonder and points it at the bad guy.

"I wonder what will happen."


Vassago destroys the poor worm he was attacking.

Pinna hit once.

Elysia Lyon wrote:
Elysia pulls out her rod of wonder and points it at the bad guy.

1d100 ⇒ 12

Elysia is now standing in a field of grass -- in the Orrery. There is now a large section of the ground here that is covered in grass.

And "5" collapses.

Sebastian hit soundly once.


BBG tries to do a spell-like ability...

1d20 + 10 ⇒ (15) + 10 = 25

And dimension doors on the other side of Elysia and E.

"Why do you attack me? You should be helping me. Do you honestly like this place?"


Updated Map

And, up next...

E.
Worms
Lanwin
Ra's-ug
"5"
Vassago
Pinna
Elysia
Sebastian
BBG


Male Tiefling Sorcerer 4 / Rogue 3 (CL 7)
Moff DM wrote:

Updated Map

minor quibble, but I s/b in V-24. You have me in U-24. :)


Vassago El-Vecchio wrote:
Moff DM wrote:

Updated Map

minor quibble, but I s/b in V-24. You have me in U-24. :)

Hmmm. If you go there, you are moving through a threatened hex and I get an attack of opportunity. Not that it will change the outcome...

AoO -- 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (19) + 9 = 28. If hits, 1 damage.


Male Tiefling Sorcerer 4 / Rogue 3 (CL 7)
Moff DM wrote:

Hmmm. If you go there, you are moving through a threatened hex and I get an attack of opportunity. Not that it will change the outcome...

AoO -- 1d20 + 9. If hits, 1 damage.

You do hit me for 1 pt, but that's fine. :)


Male Halfling Oracle 8
Moff DM wrote:

BBG tries to do a spell-like ability...

1d20 + 10

And dimension doors on the other side of Elysia and E.

"Why do you attack me? You should be helping me. Do you honestly like this place?"

"XAJN IGQLZ NOLHN, SOX DBO'YZ SZJWE YZQGGD FZQW!"

<5-foot step to Q21, then Jinx on the BBG>

DC 18 Will save. If he doesn't make it, then he is at -1 to saving throws, attacks, and initiative.


E. wrote:
Moff DM wrote:

BBG tries to do a spell-like ability...

1d20 + 10

And dimension doors on the other side of Elysia and E.

"Why do you attack me? You should be helping me. Do you honestly like this place?"

"XAJN IGQLZ NOLHN, SOX DBO'YZ SZJWE YZQGGD FZQW!"

<5-foot step to Q21, then Jinx on the BBG>

DC 18 Will save. If he doesn't make it, then he is at -1 to saving throws, attacks, and initiative.

I'm assuming that there is no SR with this

1d20 + 6 ⇒ (2) + 6 = 8


Worms...

vs. Ra's-ug...
Bite -- 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (3) + 9 = 12. If hits, 1 damage
Tail -- 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (13) + 4 = 17. If hits, 1 damage and need a Will save.

Bite -- 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (5) + 9 = 14. If hits, 1 damage
Tail -- 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (7) + 4 = 11. If hits, 1 damage and need a Will save.

vs. Pinna...
Bite -- 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (1) + 9 = 10. If hits, 1 damage
Tail -- 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (9) + 4 = 13. If hits, 1 damage and need a Will save.

Bite -- 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (14) + 9 = 23. If hits, 1 damage
Tail -- 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (5) + 4 = 9. If hits, 1 damage and need a Will save.

vs. Sebastian...
Bite -- 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (3) + 9 = 12. If hits, 1 damage
Tail -- 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (1) + 4 = 5. If hits, 1 damage and need a Will save.

Bite -- 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (17) + 9 = 26. If hits, 1 damage
Tail -- 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (1) + 4 = 5. If hits, 1 damage and need a Will save.

Actually, all those attacks are at -1 -- but I still hit Sebastian once.


And, up next...

Lanwin
Ra's-ug
"5"
Vassago
Pinna
Elysia
Sebastian
BBG
E.
Worms


Male Halfling Oracle 8
Moff DM wrote:
E. wrote:
Moff DM wrote:

BBG tries to do a spell-like ability...

1d20 + 10

And dimension doors on the other side of Elysia and E.

"Why do you attack me? You should be helping me. Do you honestly like this place?"

"XAJN IGQLZ NOLHN, SOX DBO'YZ SZJWE YZQGGD FZQW!"

<5-foot step to Q21, then Jinx on the BBG>

DC 18 Will save. If he doesn't make it, then he is at -1 to saving throws, attacks, and initiative.

I'm assuming that there is no SR with this

1d20 + 6

Correct--no SR for this. :)


Male Halfling Cleric 8

I believe I am adjacent to a worm. I will smack it with my mace.

1d20 + 12 ⇒ (18) + 12 = 30, 1d6 + 6 ⇒ (2) + 6 = 8 damage.


Male Human Fighter 7

Gonna use cleave against the two worms adjacent to me

first strike at the worm at R23 1d20 + 14 ⇒ (13) + 14 = 27 if hit 2d6 + 10 ⇒ (1, 4) + 10 = 15 and 1d6 ⇒ 3 electric

if the first attack hits then the next one at R24
1d20 + 14 ⇒ (7) + 14 = 21 damage if hit 2d6 + 10 ⇒ (6, 3) + 10 = 19 with 1d6 ⇒ 4 electric


Ra's-ug wrote:

Gonna use cleave against the two worms adjacent to me

first strike at the worm at R23 1d20+14 if hit 2d6+10 and 1d6 electric

if the first attack hits then the next one at R24
1d20+14 damage if hit 2d6+10 with 1d6 electric

You killed the first one. You hit the second one, but it's still up.


It's hard to tell, but you think that "5" is still alive, but something is seriously wrong with him and he does nothing.

And, up next...

Vassago
Pinna
Elysia
Sebastian
BBG
E.
Worms
Lanwin
Ra's-ug
"5"


Male Tiefling Sorcerer 4 / Rogue 3 (CL 7)

What did Lanwin's action do to the worm adjacent to him? And is '5' between Lanwin and Sebastian? I haven't quite figured out who's in that square and who is next to 'E'.


Vassago El-Vecchio wrote:
What did Lanwin's action do to the worm adjacent to him? And is '5' between Lanwin and Sebastian? I haven't quite figured out who's in that square and who is next to 'E'.

Lanwin hit and hurt the worm next to him, but didn't kill it.

"5" is between Lanwin and Sebastian, but isn't looking very good.
E -- I might not have mentioned it before -- the star on the map actually represents the gear that E located. Other than that, there's really noone next to E right now -- Elysia is close.


Male Halfling Cleric 8

It's not my turn, but does a cursory look at "5" give me any idea what is the matter? If not, I can look more closely on my turn. Heal 1d20 + 14 ⇒ (16) + 14 = 30


Lanwin Fairweather wrote:
It's not my turn, but does a cursory look at "5" give me any idea what is the matter? If not, I can look more closely on my turn. Heal 1d20+14

Knowledge (the Planes) -- 1d20 + 4 + 1 ⇒ (16) + 4 + 1 = 21

for Lanwin:
As near as you can tell, he looks as though he's been poisoned. However, as near as you know, he's a construct (kind of) and shouldn't be able to be poisoned. You also didn't really see him get poisoned directly.

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