Overheard at the Paizo office

[John Napier 698]

Kajehase wrote:

John Napier 698 wrote:

Sara Marie wrote:

[redacted:] How many packets can a Paizo packing party pack if the printer prints the Paizo packets?

Now say that five times fast.

Sju sjuka sjömän på skeppet Shanghai sköttes av sju sköna sjuksköterskor.

Wrong. The answer is "that that that that that." The emphasis was on the word that. :)

[Tonya Woldridge]

Overheard on the road...

[redacted]: There's a seal you must break to access the Volvic water! All six layers!

[Katina Davis]

Robot Chris: So, [redacted] keeps a package of googly eyes in his wallet. Ya know, for emergencies.

[xobmaps]

Katina Davis wrote:

Robot Chris: So, [redacted] keeps a package of googly eyes in his wallet. Ya know, for emergencies.

I generally go with gold stars. It is nice to have them on hand when someone deserves a gold star.

[Freehold DM]

You know what would be awesome?

Golarion Drunk History, told by the staff, who selects people from the messageboards to play the roles in the stories they tell.

That would be AWESOME.

[Adam Daigle]

I'm game.

[Woran]

Sara Marie wrote:

cosmo: giggling like an evil schoolgirl.

sara marie: nervously Why are you laughing like that?

cosmo: The Corebook is "In winkelwagen"!

sara marie: confusion

cosmo: It's "In wikelwagen"!

Oh man I only just found this thread. Its epic.

But I wish I found it sooner, otherwise I could have learned cosmo how to say 'winkelwagen' at Paizocon

[Sara Marie]

[redacted]: Just because I want one doesn't mean I will take any one. I have standards.

[the other redacted]: Owlbear standards.

[Chris Lambertz]

Katina I need to dip into a level of Lady Gaga, to improve my P-p-p-poker Face.

[Chris Lambertz]

Redacted STARCRABS

Editing to clarify that these are space-bound crustaceans. Let's not be gross, thanks!

[Sara Marie]

Mark M: Blood of the Sea, People of the Sea.... Chicken of the Sea...

[Vic Wertz]

Erik M: Has anybody seen [redacted]?
Multiple People: No.
Erik M (muttering to self): His superpower is not being around when I try to talk to him.

[Katina Davis]

Diego:\\\]\\]\\]\/]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]][[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ [[[[[[[pp-[p=======================-------;;;///////? 7887787989909099876577666666555656566655344234217
Diego: Oh. Sorry, I was cleaning my keybiard

[Katina Davis]

Cosmo: I will be a Jackson Pollock of blood.

[Rysky]

O.O

Please don't kill Cosmo, he's mah buddy.

(I'd also have to find another scapegoat, and that's a lot of work)

[ulgulanoth]

Katina Davis wrote:

Diego:\\\]\\]\\]\/]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]][[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ [[[[[[[pp-[p=======================-------;;;///////? 7887787989909099876577666666555656566655344234217

Diego: Oh. Sorry, I was cleaning my keybiard

Skynet recognises initiation code...

[Cosmo's Slightly More Evil Twin]

Rysky wrote:

O.O

Please don't kill Cosmo, he's mah buddy.

(I'd also have to find another scapegoat, and that's a lot of work)

Oh, don't worry about that... I do not produce my own medium. I acquire it.

[Rysky]

Cosmo's Slightly More Evil Twin wrote:

Rysky wrote:

O.O

Please don't kill Cosmo, he's mah buddy.

(I'd also have to find another scapegoat, and that's a lot of work)

Oh, don't worry about that... I do not produce my own medium. I acquire it.

Yay!

[GM_Beernorg]

That explains allot actually...

[General Silliness]

Warehouse Will: Obviously I need to learn more showtunes so I can keep up with you.

[GM_Beernorg]

The all singing all dancing raptors of the warehouse!

[Wraithguard]

Chris Lambertz wrote:

Redacted STARCRABS

Editing to clarify that these are space-bound crustaceans. Let's not be gross, thanks!

So, space-staceans living on space stations?

[GM_Beernorg]

::queues the laugh track and hi-hat rap::

Also, totally reasonable of me to have apologized for my gross joke, to be fair, I usually don't incur the attention of she of the silicon ethics, but, I have my days it seems. ;)

[Sara Marie]

Chris L.: This isn't an Avril Lavigne song, it's a website!

[Rysky]

Sara Marie wrote:

Chris L.: This isn't an Avril Lavigne song, it's a website!

Well...

[Gisher]

Sara Marie wrote:

Chris L.: This isn't an Avril Lavigne song, it's a website!

It's a floor wax and a dessert topping!

[Thurston Hillman]

Tonya: Owen gets equally spread among all quadrants. Once damage is inflicted, the Science Officer can choose to rebalance the amount of Owens.

[Sara Marie]

Will: I know you just got here so I'll talk slower.

[Sara Marie]

Katina: GET THE PITCHFORKS
...
Katina: oh yeah, for Starfinder I guess it should be... LASER PITCHFORKS

[Sara Marie]

Diego: It's not about rewards and punishments, it is about principles. And sometimes principles hurt your digestive tract

[Katina Davis]

Sharaya: READ WRONGING

[ulgulanoth]

pfff laser pitchforks, clearly you've never encountered the superiority that is the SONIC pitchfork!

[Psiphyre]

Oh, you meant a tuning pitchfork?

:p

Carry on!

--C.

[Chris Lambertz]

Katina ... and I got a cookie!

Diego I want to go to your doctor!

[Sara Marie]

katina: omg undead bureaucrats
katina: "We'd like to eat your brains, please fill out these waivers."

[Wei Ji the Learner]

Possibly relevant?

[Scott Keim]

Psiphyre wrote:

Oh, you meant a tuning pitchfork?

:p

Carry on!

--C.

Give it an A.I. and you've got a turing pitchfork.

[Ancient Dragon Master]

Celestial Healer wrote:

Am I the only one that immediately went and did a Google Image search of "carbuncle"?

I blame Sara Marie.

(I'm one of those people who, when somebody says "this milk stinks", insists upon smelling it for myself.)

No and cute carbuncle is actually fine:)

[Sara Marie]

katina: one custom mangling, coming right up

[Katina Davis]

Me: I thought you said "OH [REDACTED], PEARS!"
Robot: I did.
Me: But you didn't get a pear?
Robot: because I saw a truffle...

[Rysky]

Katina Davis wrote:

Me: I thought you said "OH [REDACTED], PEARS!"

Robot: I did.
Me: But you didn't get a pear?
Robot: because I saw a truffle...

Why not both?

[Unreliable Narrator]

Be with us next time on The Rubit and Katwinkle Show for...

"Au Pair? Oh, Pear!"

or

"The Hufflepuff Truffle Kerfluffle"

[Rysky the Dark Solarion]

~Overheard at Dragoncon~

Jason: I'm Jason Bulmahn, director of game design at Paizo.

*audience applauds*

Mona: I'm treating them as applauding both of us.

Jason: you do that boss.

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Mona: and so with the Begginer's Box, we opened up the hobby to a lot of people who were gamer-curious.

*Jason slowly cranes his head to look at Mona*

Mona: ... yeah I should have said die-curious.

-----

Mona: I'm treating you all as my shrink now.

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Jason: do Advanced Class Guide next.

Mona: not in front of all these people.

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Mona: Jason was drunk when he wrote the Summoner.

Jason: ... that's partially true.

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Jason: one of my favourite things about SciFi games, page after page of gun porn.

Mona: there's also sword porn!

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Rysky: first off, thank you for not making gimmicky dice a part of the system.

Mona: oh yeah, phew, you don't have to worry about that.

Jason: yeah, he shot down my idea for a 3.14 die.

*Mona nods*

Mona: … you have a pie die?!?!

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Audience member: was there any rules that didn't make it in?

Mona: we had our people working on it but in the end we just weren't able to pull off rules for Mechs that wasn't too complicated and 15 pages and-

Audience: Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

Jason: wow, yeah, that was a really dumb move.

Mona: yeah we should probably put it in Alien Archive 2.

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Audience member: are there rules for being stranded on a broken ship?

Mona: you have as much food as you have crew members.

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Audience Member: will magic items be expanded on?

Mona: I can confirm that I'm not allowed to say.

Jason: I can! Yes.

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Mona: Amazon is claiming they still have copies.

Jason: LIARS!

[John Napier 698]

*snort* Pi die? Better that a Tie Die? *begins sewing pockets onto an old tie* :D

[John Napier 698]

.01 - 3.14 = ( 3d100 + 2d8 - 2 ) / 100

[Sara Marie]

Katina: Oh, the internet.
Katina: Theoretically one of human's greatest tools, but also... that