Overheard at the Paizo office

[MageHunter]

"Of puns it has been said that those who most dislike them are those who are least able to utter them,"

- Edgar Allan Poe

[Ed Reppert]

NobodysHome wrote:

William Ellis wrote:

Sara Marie: how many cubits is a rubit

Depends. Is the rubit cubed?

How many rubes could a rubit cube if a rubit could cube rubes?

[John Napier 698]

Ed Reppert wrote:

NobodysHome wrote:

William Ellis wrote:

Sara Marie: how many cubits is a rubit

Depends. Is the rubit cubed?

How many rubes could a rubit cube if a rubit could cube rubes?

26 ( 2 X 9 + 8 )

[Sara Marie]

katina: if we do a starfinder themed beach shoot, we can have space swimsuits

sara marie: On the next Project Runway Golarioan; design a space swimsuit for each Iconic Starfinder

[Sara Marie]

diego: ...Teeth made of melted down Star Wars action figures

sara marie: why melt them down
sara marie: chew with the heads of luke, leia and the whole gang

katina: “This is Boba Tooth, and this Tooth Skywalker”

sara marie: Chewie with a mouthful of chewbacca heads?

katina: “The best teeth in the whole MOLAR system!”
katina: Grand Mouth Tarkin

[Christopher Anthony]

Don: Well, if you're into that sort of thing...

[Christopher Anthony]

Katina: They brewed too greedily and too deep
Katina: They awoke the Beerog
Katina: A BEEROG OF MOREFROTH
Katina: I drank his ruins upon the mountainside

[John Napier 698]

"You can search far and wide, you can drink the whole town dry." Actually, we did. :)

[GandAle the Pale]

Christopher Anthony wrote:

Katina: They brewed too greedily and too deep

Katina: They awoke the Beerog
Katina: A BEEROG OF MOREFROTH
Katina: I drank his ruins upon the mountainside

BREW SHALL NOT PASS!!!

[gran rey de los mono]

GandAle the Pale wrote:

Christopher Anthony wrote:

Katina: They brewed too greedily and too deep

Katina: They awoke the Beerog
Katina: A BEEROG OF MOREFROTH
Katina: I drank his ruins upon the mountainside

BREW SHALL NOT PASS!!!

Why not? Do you have a massive kidney stone?

[Wei Ji the Learner]

GandAle the Pale wrote:

Christopher Anthony wrote:

Katina: They brewed too greedily and too deep

Katina: They awoke the Beerog
Katina: A BEEROG OF MOREFROTH
Katina: I drank his ruins upon the mountainside

BREW SHALL NOT PASS!!!

That sounds like a *serious* health issue and should be checked out.

In the meantime, I've heard cranberry juice and water can help with kidney stones...

[Nutcase Entertainment]

Two people failed their Pun Check.

[John Napier 698]

That's because I try to avoid unnecessary pain.

[Wei Ji the Learner]

Nutcase Entertainment wrote:

Two people failed their Pun Check.

...prefers to think of it as 'making my saving throw versus Pun Damage'...

[GM_Beernorg]

I like that Wei Ji!

I have resisted your fiendish pun magics!

[Sara Marie]

katina: I can teach you how to rage eat pancakes.

[Christopher Anthony]

Diego: This is my own fault for using words

[Rysky]

Sara Marie wrote:

katina: I can teach you how to rage eat pancakes.

I would rather cuddle eat waffles.

[Pecan Sandie Duncan]

Sara Marie wrote:

katina: I can teach you how to rage eat pancakes.

Why is it so easy to picture Katina singing this to the tune of Jake's "Making Bacon Pancakes"?

[Katina Davis]

Pecan Sandie Duncan wrote:

Sara Marie wrote:

katina: I can teach you how to rage eat pancakes.

Why is it so easy to picture Katina singing this to the tune of Jake's "Making Bacon Pancakes"?

Probably because she loves Adventure Time, bacon, AND pancakes! She can neither confirm nor deny being a shape-shifting yellow dog, however. >_>

[Lilith]

Makin' pancakes, makin' ragin' pancakes. Makin' pancakes, makin' ragin' pancaaaaaaaaaakes!

[John Napier 698]

The pancakes endorsed by nine out of ten Barbarians.

[John Napier 698]

The tenth Barbarian? "Uhh, what is pancake."

[Timothy, Tusk Trainer]

John Napier 698 wrote:

The tenth Barbarian? "Uhh, what is pancake."

It's what wizards become after being vigorously earth-breaker'd.

[John Napier 698]

I thought that it was called a Pile-driver. Or an Atomic Pile-driver. :)

[Sara Marie]

Katina: I don't even know this person and I already love their dogs.

[Katina Davis]

Sharaya: I don't have any response for that besides skeptical noises.

[Chris Lambertz]

Katina ... otherwise your first born gets turned into a donut hole.

[Ambrosia Slaad]

Chris Lambertz wrote:

Katina ... otherwise your first born gets turned into a donut hole.

Is an awesome new witch hex idea

[Lilith]

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Chris Lambertz wrote:

Katina ... otherwise your first born gets turned into a donut hole.

Is an awesome new witch hex idea

*smiles*

*plotty fingers*

[Chris Lambertz]

Redacted ... the Core Rulebook rocket edition.

[Limeylongears]

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Chris Lambertz wrote:

Katina ... otherwise your first born gets turned into a donut hole.

Is an awesome new witch hex idea

Is it a reversible spell?

If so, what happens if you cast it on a bakery (or a police station) ?

[Katina Davis]

Limeylongears wrote:

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Chris Lambertz wrote:

Katina ... otherwise your first born gets turned into a donut hole.

Is an awesome new witch hex idea

Is it a reversible spell?

If so, what happens if you cast it on a bakery (or a police station) ?

I'm more concerned about what would happen if someone reversed the spell when someone nearby had (presumably unknowingly) eaten a bunch of donut holes... D:

[Ambrosia Slaad]

Katina Davis wrote:

Limeylongears wrote:

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Chris Lambertz wrote:

Katina ... otherwise your first born gets turned into a donut hole.

Is an awesome new witch hex idea

Is it a reversible spell?

If so, what happens if you cast it on a bakery (or a police station) ?

I'm more concerned about what would happen if someone reversed the spell when someone nearby had (presumably unknowingly) eaten a bunch of donut holes... D:

I was just picturing my local news breaking in: "Along a 20-mile stretch of local highways and roads, police are baffled and disturbed to find dozens and dozens of apparently abandoned vehicles filled with donut holes. Police are looking for a woman driving a blue subcompact who was seen cackling in several locations along the route..."

[John Napier 698]

Chris Lambertz wrote:

Redacted ... the Core Rulebook rocket edition.

For game sessions that really fly?

[John Napier 698]

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Katina Davis wrote:

Limeylongears wrote:

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Chris Lambertz wrote:

Katina ... otherwise your first born gets turned into a donut hole.

Is an awesome new witch hex idea

Is it a reversible spell?

If so, what happens if you cast it on a bakery (or a police station) ?

I'm more concerned about what would happen if someone reversed the spell when someone nearby had (presumably unknowingly) eaten a bunch of donut holes... D:

I was just picturing my local news breaking in: "Along a 20-mile stretch of local highways and roads, police are baffled and disturbed to find dozens and dozens of apparently abandoned vehicles filled with donut holes. Police are looking for a woman driving a blue subcompact who was seen cackling in several locations along the route..."

"In other news, several Dunkin' Donuts shops have collapsed by suddenly becoming dangerously over-capacity. It is unknown whether both phenomenae are related."

[Chris Lambertz]

Sara Tomato, tom-mah-toh, sharknado, shark-nah-doh.

[ulgulanoth]

Still waiting on that sharknado spell :P

[Sharaya]

me: This one time, I accidentally stabbed him...
Katina and Diego: WHAT?!
me: (laughing) Let me finish my sentence
me: I accidentally stabbed him in the hand with my pencil in 3rd grade.
Katina: I liked it better before you finished the sentence.

[Sara Marie]

Chris: We're going to make it rain combat tiers.

[Sharaya]

Sara Marie wrote:

Chris: We're going to make it rain combat tiers.

FYI: We have no announced plans for making it rain combat tiers.

[ulgulanoth]

So we are to assume that all raining of combat tiers is to happen with no prior announcement to catch us all off guard? :P

[Pecan Sandie Duncan]

♫♪ "The rain of tiers slays mainly in the game?" ♫♪

♫♪ "The players' pain springs mainly from GMs' brains?" ♫♪

[Limeylongears]

Sara Marie wrote:

Chris: We're going to make it rain combat tiers.

HALLELUJAH!

[Sara Marie]

[redacted:] How many packets can a Paizo packing party pack if the printer prints the Paizo packets?

[Steve Geddes]

Plenty.

[John Napier 698]

Sara Marie wrote:

[redacted:] How many packets can a Paizo packing party pack if the printer prints the Paizo packets?

Now say that five times fast.

[Chemlak]

thatthatthatthatthat

[Kajehase]

John Napier 698 wrote:

Sara Marie wrote:

[redacted:] How many packets can a Paizo packing party pack if the printer prints the Paizo packets?

Now say that five times fast.

Sju sjuka sjömän på skeppet Shanghai sköttes av sju sköna sjuksköterskor.

[Feros]

Kajehase wrote:

John Napier 698 wrote:

Sara Marie wrote:

[redacted:] How many packets can a Paizo packing party pack if the printer prints the Paizo packets?

Now say that five times fast.

Sju sjuka sjömän på skeppet Shanghai sköttes av sju sköna sjuksköterskor.

Gesundheit.