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Welcome to the Purepurin Fan Club! Sign up is now open to the public!
Simply sign your name on the parchment here, along with your reason for why you love Purepurin, and why you think you could possibly be good enough to be admitted into her fan club.
Finally, deposit 1 silver coin in the slot in the top of the jar there. Membership signup proceeds will go towards the fabrication of Purepurin merchandise, such as mugs, plushies, and volatile alchemical toys that bear her resemblence. Some of this Purepurin merchandise will be sent to her and her clan mates along with a note of thanks for her being SO unbelievably awesome, signed with all of your names. Remaining merchandise will be sold amongst fan club members and their friends and family.
You won't regret joining!
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Count me in! Why do we love Purepurin? There's too many reasons to list.
It’s great working here for the boss. Really, it is. She makes sure we’re taken care of, provides us with the best education to be found anywhere on Golarion, and protects us from adventurers and monsters alike. But even with all that, I sometimes wonder if we can really stay here forever. If nothing else, eventually there will be more kobolds than can live comfortably in the vaults, and it’s not the boss’s job to make sure we all have something to do with our time. I think, maybe, someday when there’s a new steward and the boss doesn’t need my help anymore, that I might craft my very own airship, and fill it up with weapons and armor designed specifically for kobolds. I’ll give everyone who wants it a chance to go find a new place for us to live, a place that will belong to us and where we can use everything the boss has taught us to forge our own future, a place that belongs to no one but us.
Dear lesser fans,
I intend to submit to Purepurin a list of possible names for her air ship! What ideas might you have for such names? I'm sure you are unlikely to have anything as truly clever or adventurous as I, but as we kobolds all know: one must dig through a LOT of stone to find the gems.
Sincerely,
The Purepurin Super Fan
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How about Scaley-wag (Scalawag)?
Purepurin's occasional flirtations with the fourth wall
Purepurin's player: "I roll to seduce the audience"
GM, after an exasperated sigh: "Fiiiiine, if you roll a crit, you can-"
Player, grinning at their nat 20: "you aint gonna believe this"
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I don't have a copy yet, and I'm waiting to read all the lore bits, but a friend shared the lore entry for the Elixirs section and I could feel a primal sense of alchemical fear, awe, and the instinct to scream.
Purepurin is my spirit animal. I hope she's fine.