I don't suggest going down this path...
Initiating universal flip sequence... hrrrghhhh
AAHHHHH!
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*stumbles around dizzily.* Nice 2 of the 3 universal flips were in response to me...
NO ONE EXPECTS THE LEOPARD INQUISITION!
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No, I planned on you showing up.
*sputters ineffectually*
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Cat got his tongue.
The answer is post jokes to FAWTL.
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I mean, jokes? What jokes? Those are meaningful insights into my daily life.
For people who want to know what it's like to have 5 wives 3 mistresses and 86 ex-wives. Plus more kids then I can count.
It's not my fault that the American educational system failed you.
Any thin past fingers and toesys is too many.
Eh nice try but you got to be lookin somewhere else for a man with 6 fingers on his left hand.
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Yes my sentient furniture, yes. Get. Them.
I was assuming you had six fingers on each hand, as well as six toes per foot.
Well that don't make no sense. Then it would be 30.
How many hands and feet do you have?I was assuming you had six fingers on each hand, as well as six toes per foot.Well that don't make no sense. Then it would be 30.
6.
o_O hmmmmmm interesting....
Sooo. one of our guests (you know the ones walking around without a mask) that has been staying with us for awhile was hospitalized for Covid. I fortunately haven't had much contact with him but still.
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This self-prolonged pandemic would be taken much more seriously if it was a CORVID-19 virus turning survivors into tengus.
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{opens idea text file, starts making notes on Robert Smith-inspired tengu PC}
Camping trip tomorrow. 2 night trip. I don't like camping but I'm going to see friends I haven't seen in person for awhile.
Aye lad.
Back from camping trip. whew forgot how exhausting that type of thing was.
I think next time I go camping I'll just rent a hotel room.
I think next time I go camping I'll just rent a hotel room.
Gonna pitch a tent in the lobby?
I think next time I go camping I'll just rent a hotel room.Gonna pitch a tent in the lobby?
... I really hope that's not a euphemism...
... I really hope that's not a euphemism...I think next time I go camping I'll just rent a hotel room.Gonna pitch a tent in the lobby?
Do you want a euphemism? Because I can give you one...
Pass.
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Hard pass.
Wait, damn, another euphemism.
I can see how hard of a pass it was.
We need to get all the bohemian rhapsody aliases in line one day.
*wobbles in antici---*
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*wobbles in antici---*
ivilization?
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Sorry, the correct answer was "Antidisestablishmentarianism".
That doesn't even start with Antici Trebex what kind of scam show are you running here?
I think you should ask yourself why you are listening to a 2-ton blob of Jell-o salad.
Hmm... You make a solid argument.
Obstetrician!! The attorney is clearly leading the horse to Faygo, and not letting it twerk!
... yes quite....