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14 posts. Alias of gran rey de los mono.


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Vidmaster7 wrote:
Alek Trebex wrote:
Very concerned Vidmaster7 wrote:
Alek Trebex wrote:
Sean-Connery7 wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
You should have said "I'm right here, Mama."
Yesh If your looking for a bad little boy I know where you can find one.

Your mother was looking for a bad boy, so I tied her up and had my way with her for 47.3 hours last week.

We have an appointment to do it again next week, so you may want to not drop by her house.

47.3 hours? Yeah I don't think some one could survive that. I mean maybe with plenty of breaks etc.
Sounds like someone is short on stamina. You need to drink your Ovaltine.
Is that stuff still around? I haven't heard about Ovaltine since I was in elementary.

You're not looking hard enough.

Speaking of hard, I need to call Connery's mom...


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Very concerned Vidmaster7 wrote:
Alek Trebex wrote:
Sean-Connery7 wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
You should have said "I'm right here, Mama."
Yesh If your looking for a bad little boy I know where you can find one.

Your mother was looking for a bad boy, so I tied her up and had my way with her for 47.3 hours last week.

We have an appointment to do it again next week, so you may want to not drop by her house.

47.3 hours? Yeah I don't think some one could survive that. I mean maybe with plenty of breaks etc.

Sounds like someone is short on stamina. You need to drink your Ovaltine.


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Sean-Connery7 wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
You should have said "I'm right here, Mama."
Yesh If your looking for a bad little boy I know where you can find one.

Your mother was looking for a bad boy, so I tied her up and had my way with her for 47.3 hours last week.

We have an appointment to do it again next week, so you may want to not drop by her house.


Sean-Connery7 wrote:
Armchair Psychologist wrote:
Vidmaster7 wrote:
Thomas Seitz wrote:

*decides to leave the food talking to people that know more than him* Mostly since my brothers are convinced I'm a food snob.

There is about 5 things I really know RPG's, Comics, Tv/movies, Psychology, and Food. Not necessarily in that order.
And how does that make you feel about your mother?
It does make me feel a shcertain way about your Mother.

Not you again.

And while I may not feel anything for your mother, I certainly did spend most of last week feeling her. Physically.


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You're just smelling your own breath.


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Thanks. I got it from your mother. After I had sex with her.


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Oh, s%+*. You're back.

*starts drinking heavily*


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*holds up a hammer*

Who can tell me what this is?


I'm sorry. That's incorrect.


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Cake or death?


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I like Cliff.


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Freehold DM wrote:
I shove my defeated enemies face first into yellow snow.

Personally, I find it more effective to shove their face into the snow, and then yellow it.


And the answer is: "These widgets were known to bifurcate when exposed to minoxidil."


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Vidmaster7 wrote:
I'll take bands I listened to obsessively in the 90's for 200 Alex.

No, you'll take "Obscure Ephemera" for $5CDN and like it.