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gran rey de los mono wrote:

Heard this conversation in a youtube video:

Guy 1 (from UK): "We have a tax on sugar over here. It's supposed to make us healthier or something."
Guy 2 (from USA): "You put a sugar tax on us 250 years ago, and look what happened. I guess you just never learn."

Honour'd firs, it is my Melancholie Duty to Inform you that General Cornwallis hath Surrendered at York Town, fo our Pop, or Chymically Invigourated Sirop Water, muft contain at leaft as Much Cane Refidue as it did in Previous Decades, our Nation's Teeth be d-mn'd.

Is...is that why British people's teeth are so messed up?

Fantasy Monster: Cobweb Sheep

You know of dust bunnies, but have you heard of cobweb sheep?

I believe it's a flock of sheep, not a heard.

Also, I ordered a love seat.

What did you order it to do?

New title at work!

Lead Foreman of Natural Stone, Hardscapes, and Concept Design.

Call the others "dumbass" and threaten to put your foot in their asses, and you could become "Red Foreman of Natural Stone, Hardscapes, and Concept Design".

Secrets of a World-Class Procrastinator, a book I'm going to write eventually.

Have I mentioned the couple I knew that did a couple cos-play of luke and leia... I was like guys you know they are....

The ultimate couple? Yeah, they knew.

I think next time I go camping I'll just rent a hotel room.

Gonna pitch a tent in the lobby?

Don't go to a goblin mechanic. Their skills come up a bit short. also explosions lot's of explosions.

But they're soooo cheap. I mean, they'll usually work just for the chance to kill a dog.

Hmm...Nekkid goblin mechanics, eh? Yep. That checks out.

Vidmaster7 wrote:

TriOmegaZero wrote:

The Vagrant Erudite wrote:

TriOmegaZero wrote:

The Vagrant Erudite wrote:

No amount of rules finagling solves that issue.

Which is why I step outside the rules and just refuse to play with them.

Not gonna lie, TOZ, a long time back I saw you give that exact advice yeaaaaars ago and it was the best advice I've found on these boards: drop toxic players.

Look, sometimes my mercurial nature lands on the right idea. It's a roll of the dice but it happens.

The more you post the more I realize how well that Cayden avatar fits.

My alignment is Lawful Chaotic.

My alignment is off. I need to get to the mechanic.

NobodysHome wrote:

This will get Vanykrye and Woran going:

Customer: For security concerns, we don't want to use Customer ID for the import, so we're using Customer Name.
Support: OK. We support that. So, what's the problem?
Customer: We have multiple people with the same name and we need to distinguish them.
Support: So, how about using some kind of ID to distinguish them?
Customer: We don't want to do that because of security concerns. What else do you have?

Er... I dunno? Make sure your customers all have different names?

I'm just going to curl up in a ball over here.

Does anyone remember the rules to Woranball? It's been a while since I've played.

Clever girl.

NobodysHome wrote:

Scintillae wrote:

I thought you said they called you Doctor Evil.

They call me a lot of things...

There are some who call him... Tim.

Others call him ... when they want to have a good time.

Schmorgan Heckengaard wrote:

Vidmaster7 wrote:

hmm Is it bad that my ideal wedding would be a giant D&D Larp?

NNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!

*spits*

Look here now boi we don't take kindly to people that don't take kindly to Nerds around these parts. Ya hear Smorz heck-nard?

*throws bean bags*

Lighting bolt! Lightning bolt!!

Hello everyone...anybody out there?

Nobody here but us chickens.

Cluck, cluck.

Mooooooo.

I'm left on my own for the weekend. My aunt is doing emergency nephew sitting and my BF is busy. Now what should I be doing...?

It'll probably involve some version of going out, but where?

Go otter chasing. They'd love it.

If you need help pronouncing it, here is some help.

Applying for a case manager job tonight. I am tired of this place so I'm ready for anything else.

I just wanted to say "Good luck. We're all counting on you."

A fight you say? Stupendous! Let us fight like men! And ladies! And ladies who dress like men!

What about men who dress like ladies? Can we fight like them? Or do they fight too dirty?

We can't expect a Canadian rock band to be masters of American literature.

They're Canadian. I don't know any Mexican literature just because I'm north of them.

But nobody would question an American rock song about the day of the dead or chupacabra.

I think you mean "chalupacobra".

Happy Wednesday all

Another morning, another session on the Stairmaster

It is dark dark dark outside

Dark. Like my soul. In winter. At night.

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Dr. Doommaster7 wrote:

gran rey de los mono wrote:

I tried to be a waiter, but I'm too independent. I take orders from no one.

DOOM demands you get new material.

Fine. I'll go to Joanne tomorrow and get new material. What am I making, anyways? Drapes? Tablecloth? A frilly summer frock?

I.. If.. It wasn't to much trouble I would like a cloth.

That is a lot of trouble. Maybe I'll just get you a dust ruffle.

No man can be my equal!

(Yeah you get ninjaed and have to delete your post!)

No man can be my equal!

*reposts because f~!+ it*

... Wait a minute... was that the real TOZ back their for a sec?

There is no TOZ, only Zuul.

Ferlintokezeirquizes wrote:

Trinam wrote:

Babe: Pig on the Internet wrote:

QuadOmegaZero wrote:

Triantohername wrote:

Hey ain't nothing like a tri party because a tri party don't stop. plus I'm pretty sure it has 3 sides.

UNTIL YOU ADD ONE.

FAWTL HAS 4 CORNER. SIMULTANEOUS 4-DAY. TOZ CUBE.

It’s not sixteen tozes, it’s four four tozes.

There can be only one!!!

*runs away whimpering*

Breaking out the highlander... nice. *plays Queen's Princes of the universe*

*checks if he has the blood of kings inside him*

Babe: Pig on the Internet wrote:

QuadOmegaZero wrote:

Triantohername wrote:

Hey ain't nothing like a tri party because a tri party don't stop. plus I'm pretty sure it has 3 sides.

UNTIL YOU ADD ONE.

FAWTL HAS 4 CORNER. SIMULTANEOUS 4-DAY. TOZ CUBE.

It’s not sixteen tozes, it’s four four tozes.

There can be only one!!!

*runs away whimpering*

Who are you people, and why have you stolen my face?!?!