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I'll take Dino saurs for 200.

Oh don't bring that jerk up..

Challenge him to a fist fight.

HE jusht needsh a cat girl maid to get in their and clean it up har har har.

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Vidmaster7 wrote:

gran rey de los mono wrote:

My wife woke up with a big smile on her face this morning, and now I'm not allowed access to the Sharpies anymore.

well at least you found a way to make her smile.

I like to think that I make her smile everyday, as I walk out the door.

aww that's touching.

Touching what? HARHARHAR

That doesn't even start with Antici Trebex what kind of scam show are you running here?

Mother, life had jush begun
But now I've gone and thrown it all away

NobodysHome wrote:

Very important rules question:

The gnome, having lost his clockwork servant mount, is now riding the wizard, making skill checks as for an untrained mount. But what's the wizard's arcane spell failure chance with a gnome on his shoulders?

Your question has reminded me of an incident from the Shattered Star game I played in. I was a female human sorcerer and was flying (courtesy of Overland Flight). Another player was a female tiefling inquisitor who I had originally been carrying piggyback down a deep descent. Suddenly, enemies appear below us. The inquisitor decides that the best course of action is to get upside-down and climb down me so as to fire her bow at them. The player describes the attempt to cling to me using only their legs and tail as "mid-air scissoring". After a good laugh, the GM decides that the inquisitor had to take a penalty on their attacks (either -2 or -4, I don't really recall), and I had to make Concentration checks as per violent motion to cast spells. After the fight, the inquisitor suggested that we make that a common tactic for the future, to which I replied "Not in combat, no."

Har har I approve lad-e

Ah yesh the old Chuck E Cheese Benders... who hasn't been on one of those?

Ah just a jeopardy type eh?

You should have said "I'm right here, Mama."

Yesh If your looking for a bad little boy I know where you can find one.

Sean-Connery7 wrote:

Armchair Psychologist wrote:

Vidmaster7 wrote:

Thomas Seitz wrote:

*decides to leave the food talking to people that know more than him* Mostly since my brothers are convinced I'm a food snob.

There is about 5 things I really know RPG's, Comics, Tv/movies, Psychology, and Food. Not necessarily in that order.

And how does that make you feel about your mother?

It does make me feel a shcertain way about your Mother.

Not you again.

And while I may not feel anything for your mother, I certainly did spend most of last week feeling her. Physically.

Now look here When I want to hear your voice Trebek I'll visit my 98 your old aunt and hear it on the Television turned down low in the background while she tells me about her old friends that passed away.

Vidmaster7 wrote:

Thomas Seitz wrote:

*decides to leave the food talking to people that know more than him* Mostly since my brothers are convinced I'm a food snob.

There is about 5 things I really know RPG's, Comics, Tv/movies, Psychology, and Food. Not necessarily in that order.

And how does that make you feel about your mother?

It does make me feel a shcertain way about your Mother.

Thanks. I got it from your mother. After I had sex with her.

Taking up necrophilia are we Trebex? That explains the smell.

I like that sweater your wearing Trebex looks quite good on you.

Sheemed obvious to me..

Shhut up I'm naked when I want to be naked!

Sean-Connery7 wrote:

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Sean-Connery7 wrote:

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Chicken pox parties are for kids. Adults to go a shingles bar.

Yesh I love the shingles bar!

I'm sure you do. But the real question is: Have you perfected the an album cover yet?

That just shounds like a bunch of ape tites to me.

Still working on the pen is mightier?

Well mine ish ohahaahahoohahoo!

Sean-Connery7 wrote:

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Chicken pox parties are for kids. Adults to go a shingles bar.

Yesh I love the shingles bar!

I'm sure you do. But the real question is: Have you perfected the an album cover yet?

That just shounds like a bunch of ape tites to me.

Chicken pox parties are for kids. Adults to go a shingles bar.

Yesh I love the shingles bar!

*holds up a hammer*

Who can tell me what this is?

Its a toy I got for your mother Trebek! HARHAHRHAHRAHR!