Gelatinous Cube

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16 posts. Alias of gran rey de los mono.


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*fliggles with glee*

*or maybe it's just gas*


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*squelorches into thread*


*dares you to hit it with a car*


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*Zoepourtches around*


The Dreaded Lutefisk wrote:
A Gelatinous Cube wrote:
The Dreaded Lutefisk wrote:
slides into the thread
*extrudes pseudopod to offer "fistbump"*
smelly oozebump

*splacoorches off to find some eyebrows to waggle*


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The Dreaded Lutefisk wrote:
slides into the thread

*extrudes pseudopod to offer "fistbump"*


*sqloorches around*


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*shloompfs away because you clearly aren't ready for this jelly*


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*squelches towards Vidmaster7*

*jiggles...seductively?*


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*squloorches around*


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*sqloorches across the dance floor*


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Col. Longear's Droopy Dragoons wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
lisamarlene wrote:

Trick-or-treating in my neighborhood is excellent. It's a bit of a hike up and down the hill and the houses are spaced pretty far apart, and only about a third of them have their lights on, so you'd think it wouldn't be worth the bother.

But the people who *do* have their lights on are mostly retired people who've lived here for decades, or recent immigrants/homeowners really excited about celebrating holidays in their new home, so both camps tend to go all out. And if you show up at their door, and remember your manners, you will be rewarded with *handfuls* of loot because no one wants the depression of a bucketful of leftover give-out candy the next morning. It means no one wanted to come to your house and you're going to die alone, your face half-chewed by your cats before someone finds you.

Or maybe that's just my brain.

see, this is why you just took Christina Hendricks place.
I'll take Ms. Hendricks off your hands. That's just how nice a guy I am.
You infernal bounder, I saw her first! I challenge you to a duel!

*engulfs Col. Longears and his Droopy Drawers*


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*splorches through thread*


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*flallumphs towards the dragon*


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*blurbles as Vidmaster7's hair begins to dissolve*


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*attempts to engulf Vidmaster7*