Late Night Forum with Vidmaster7

[gran rey de los mono]

Ketchup and mayo is halfway to Russian dressing, or Thousand Island dressing, or fry sauce.

[Vidmaster7]

Yeah I know people that do the ketchup mayo thing for their fries all the time. I do think it is a bit unnecessary to make a product that already combines them. I feel like your only hurting your own business that way. Now instead of them buying 2 of your products they are buying one. Eh but whatever works out for the consumer I guess unless they have something they just want to put ketchup on and not mayo.

[The Worst Person Ever]

This is what we get for teaching kids about condiments in school...

[Vidmaster7]

Wow I instantly hated that alias. SO aptly named!

[quibblemuch]

The avatar is SO punchable. Like, if you gave Da Vinci a commission to paint the smuggest douche in history, that is what he'd come up with.

[Woran]

quibblemuch wrote:

I have a horrible feeling that in a lab somewhere an unholy consortium of food scientists from Hellman’s and Hershey are trying to make chocolate mayo.

Their scientists were so busy asking if they COULD...

I wish them good luck because neither of those count as chocolate, or mayo.

:P

[Ambrosia Slaad]

I recently discovered Pepperhouse Gourmaise (mayo + 4 kinds of ground peppercorns + a dash of mustard), and it is wonderful on sandwiches.

[Vidmaster7]

I found a chipotle aioli that I like on about everything now.

[Just a Mort]

When I actually bother plating stuff properly.

Party beehoon

240g rice vermicilli
300g chicken (I recommend thigh)
500g cabbage
12 dried shiitake mushrooms
4 eggs
A whole load of coriander.
40g dried shrimp

2 tablespoons oyster sauce
3 tablespoons soy sauce
Some sesame oil
Some pepper

[Freehold DM]

We're mixing chocolate with mayo here?

Hehehehehehehehehehehehe.

I approve!

Hehehheehehehhehehehehee.

[Vanykrye]

Freehold DM wrote:

We're mixing chocolate with mayo here?

Hehehehehehehehehehehehe.

I approve!

Hehehheehehehhehehehehee.

I see what you did there.

[Vidmaster7]

Freehold no.

[Vidmaster7]

Just a Mort wrote:

When I actually bother plating stuff properly.

Party beehoon

240g rice vermicilli
300g chicken (I recommend thigh)
500g cabbage
12 dried shiitake mushrooms
4 eggs
A whole load of coriander.
40g dried shrimp

2 tablespoons oyster sauce
3 tablespoons soy sauce
Some sesame oil
Some pepper

Looks good Mort.

[Definitely not being sarcastic]

TN rapidly removing all the corona virus precautions... good times... good times...

[gran rey de los mono]

Just beat Ascension 19 with Silent. Last boss was the Time Snail, and I killed it in three rounds.

Relics:
Ring of the Snake
Question Card
Meal Ticket
Dolly's Mirror (duplicated a Catalyst+)
Fusion Hammer
Turnip
Sozu
Frozen Egg (got this so late that it did absolutely nothing for me)
Oddly Smooth Stone

Cards:
Burst
Blur
Catalyst
Catalyst+ x2
Crippling Cloud
Noxious Fumes x2
Bane
Deadly Poison
Defend x5
Neutralize
Survivor
Ascender's Bane

I thought for sure I was dead going into the boss fight. I only had 33hp, but I got the Crippling Cloud and Deadly Poison on turn 1, as well as the Catalyst. It hit me hard, knocking me down to 15hp. Turn 2, I got the Burst and both Catalyst+, so I multiplied the poison by 27, it did a debuff on its turn. Turn 3 I just passed because it died of poison on the start of its turn. That was without a doubt the easiest I've ever killed that freaking snail.

[Vidmaster7]

That sounds awesome. I can't get past 13 for silent. I got 14 on iron clad and 18 on watch and of course beat it with defect. I keep trying to beat with silent usually the 3 gang members or the book of stabbing gets me.

[gran rey de los mono]

I didn't run into either of them luckily.

[Vidmaster7]

I hate the book the most.

[gran rey de los mono]

The Literature of Infinite Punctures is a copper-plated b#*!#.

[Vidmaster7]

Oh my one of the busiest nights since the whole corona started. and let me tell ya we do not have the smart ones getting up early this morning.

[Vidmaster7]

Noob question but It came up and I wasn't 100% sure. I know + of weapons adds to CMB for maneuvers that use them but what bonuses add to CMD? Does armor and shield bonuses?

[gran rey de los mono]

Vidmaster7 wrote:

Noob question but It came up and I wasn't 100% sure. I know + of weapons adds to CMB for maneuvers that use them but what bonuses add to CMD? Does armor and shield bonuses?

Armor and Shield do not. Deflection does. So does Dodge. Sacred/Profane might. I think Morale does.

[gran rey de los mono]

PRD says wrote:

Combat Maneuver Defense: Each character and creature has a Combat Maneuver Defense (or CMD) that represents its ability to resist combat maneuvers. A creature’s CMD is determined using the following formula:

CMD = 10 + Base attack bonus + Strength modifier + Dexterity modifier + special size modifier

The special size modifier for a creature’s Combat Maneuver Defense is as follows: Fine –8, Diminutive –4, Tiny –2, Small –1, Medium +0, Large +1, Huge +2, Gargantuan +4, Colossal +8. Some feats and abilities grant a bonus to your CMD when resisting specific maneuvers. A creature can also add any circumstance, deflection, dodge, insight, luck, morale, profane, and sacred bonuses to AC to its CMD. Any penalties to a creature’s AC also apply to its CMD. A flat-footed creature does not add its Dexterity bonus to its CMD.

[Vidmaster7]

Awesome! thanks. I sometimes get other editions mixed up in my head.

[Vidmaster7]

Group hit level 8. I'm at weird juncture where I don't want to get into the biggest meat of the story but most of the little stuff is done. we shall see how it goes. Also my map of one of the dungeons in mine craft is coming along nicely.

[Vidmaster7]

I think I'm gonna start them working for a LE NPC that they hate but it will be necessary for them to get the job done. Primarily because I know they will hate it.

[mildly annoyed Vidmaster7]

Guest: How do I get to the 200 rooms?
ME glad I'm wearing my mask so my face doesn't show my annoyance: 2nd floor...

[Schmorgan Heckengaard]

"Go out the door. Turn left. Go straight to hell."

[Vidmaster7]

Schmorgan Heckengaard wrote:

"Go out the door. Turn left. Go straight to hell."

You have the best ideas.

[gran rey de los mono]

Vidmaster7 wrote:

Schmorgan Heckengaard wrote:

"Go out the door. Turn left. Go straight to hell."

You have the best ideas.

Thanks for noticing.

[mildly annoyed Vidmaster7]

Old lady traveling with her old friend to have a good old time. yes for recreational purposes from Florida of course. caution to the wind. Also had to tell me about her religion too within a 5 minute conversation.

[The Anti-Chris]

"Have you heard the good news about our Lord and Savior 'Shut the F~*+ Up'?"

[90s Simpsons Referotron]

That's a paddlin...

[Vidmaster7]

Really gets under my skin when people use there religion to justify stupid behavior. This is how life works I guess.

[90s Simpsons Referotron]

Vidmaster7 wrote:

Really gets under my skin when people use there religion to justify stupid behavior. This is how life works I guess.

Usin' religion to justify stupid behavior? That's a paladin...

[Just a Mort]

Technically high level enough paladins have disease immunity?

[Vidmaster7]

Well you got me there.

[Vidmaster7]

You know Jasper Beardly has been in the show for a good while but that is really the only I remember him from well that and the episode where he is ain a little blue boy outfit and has a over sized sucker.

[Vidmaster7]

Getting sick of being asked about breakfast. I don't know when hotels will start serving breakfast again but it won't be tomorrow.

[gran rey de los future]

"When will hotels start serving breakfast again? When people like you stop being selfish a#@&&&#s who spread the virus around because your families can't stand to stay home with you!"

[gran rey de los surround sound]

Vidmaster7 wrote:

You know Jasper Beardly has been in the show for a good while but that is really the only I remember him from well that and the episode where he is ain a little blue boy outfit and has a over sized sucker.

Thinkin' about me in a little boy blue outfit, eh? Well, that's a paddlin'. With the sucker.

[Vidmaster7]

gran rey de los future wrote:

"When will hotels start serving breakfast again? When people like you stop being selfish a@#+*$*s who spread the virus around because your families can't stand to stay home with you!"

The other thing that is getting on my nerves is we have these giant plexi glass plates to limit corona exposure and these a~+&!#&@s have to try and come around the desk so they don't have it between us. Imma get ill one of these days and get some gloves on and suplex one of these MF.

[gran rey de los mono]

Vidmaster7 wrote:

gran rey de los future wrote:

"When will hotels start serving breakfast again? When people like you stop being selfish a@#+*$*s who spread the virus around because your families can't stand to stay home with you!"

The other thing that is getting on my nerves is we have these giant plexi glass plates to limit corona exposure and these a+!!~*@+s have to try and come around the desk so they don't have it between us. Imma get ill one of these days and get some gloves on and suplex one of these MF.

You should be allowed to Lysol anyone who tries to bypass the screens in the face.

[Vidmaster7 agent of hydra]

I may have to do this regardless of is i'm allowed too. If they complain I'll move on to bleach and water (lysol being ammonia based)

MUHAHAHAHA

[gran rey de los mono]

Or switch to mace. Either the pepper spray or the iron club, up to you.

[Woran]

Grab the bottle when they start moving around the glass and move into position if they do not get the hint, so you can spray them right in the face once they bypass the glass.

[In character Vidmaster7]

I miss the days when we carried around sword to deal with these matters.

[Schmorgan Heckengaard]

Now, we only have s words.

[In character Vidmaster7]

As well as B words, D words, and The occasional f or C when it's really warranted.

(WHAT?!?! I meant buffoon, Dimwit, Failure and @#%@ )

[Woran]

Live your life Vid. Spray them.