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So listen closely.


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NobodysHome wrote:

OK. Sometimes Global MegaCorporation (and nope, not Google) is more than a little hilarious.

"Your voice counts! Take the global employee satisfaction survey now! Available in Spanish, French, Portuguese, Chinese, Japanese, and (a third Asian language I don't recognize)."

Notice any languages missing from that list? I sure do...

Yeah. Klingon.


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I'm here to save/kill John Connor.


Scientific brag, spoilered for the kiddies:

Spoiler:
My penis is so large, it has to be travelling close to the speed of light just so that its Lorentz contracted enough for you to be able to process the size of it.


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*has a jetpack*


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David M Mallon wrote:

"I want a dark red background behind this photo of my cat that I want to use on all of my business cards."

"OK, do you want P187, P194, P201, or P202? Remember, once you make a choice, you cannot change your selection."

Oh, I don't care. Just pick one.

NO!!!!! THAT'S THE WRONG ONE!!!!!!!!! I'M NOT PAYING FOR THIS S!!&!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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I've got a can of dog beans, can I feed those to my cats?


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Sharoth wrote:
Stop pun-ishing us!

Punishment? It is a gift!


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Helpful advice for life: If you are listening to "music" with earbuds in, someone sitting 10' away should NOT be able to hear it. Especially not this clearly.


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captain yesterday wrote:
gran rey de los future wrote:
captain yesterday wrote:
John Napier 698 wrote:
Come on, guys. You're letting me down. Or am I the only one that remembers postings made less than five pages ago?
I don't even remember what I said five posts ago, much less pages. :-)
Huh? What? Who are you people? Get off my lawn!!!
Your lawn! According to this most recent land survey, it's my lawn!

You can't survey land, it can't talk. Now get off my lawn! Or do I need to get a hearin' aid so's you can hear me better!


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captain yesterday wrote:
John Napier 698 wrote:
Come on, guys. You're letting me down. Or am I the only one that remembers postings made less than five pages ago?
I don't even remember what I said five posts ago, much less pages. :-)

Huh? What? Who are you people? Get off my lawn!!!


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Drejk wrote:
Monkeys! Vile, sadistic undead monkeys infesting ancient ruins! A monster blog post...

Are you sure they weren't space monkeys? Terrifying space monkeys who wreck your engine room and cause the captain to get cross at the sexy engineer?


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The future! It is so bright! I MUST WEAR SHADES!!!!