Beyond The Mall Of Sleep.
The Mall of Cthulhu
The Maddow Over Innsmouth
The Feast in the Cave
The Bly: A really bad captain takes his boat through the Bermuda triangle and is horribly changed.
The Most Dangerous Dame
Pawn Tars
Pawn Fars
Guardians of the Garlic Sea
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The Hills Have Eeyore.
The Narbie Movie.
The Narbie Movie.
Makes me want to upchuck as well.
Stays - Dog learns to be a good boy.
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The Zarbie movie-Only a Dr Who fan gets this joke
In all seriousness, The Zarbi would make a GREAT movie.
Thundermall.
A documentary about a mall in southwest Missouri (now permanently closed) where one could hear infrequent but tremendous rolls of thunder, believed to be the creaking of a transdimensional door slowly opening into a world where Joan Bond 006-and-a-half is a secret spy mermaid operating for the scuba-landwalking special forces of the Sunken British Empire.
Doctor Go.
A movie about an unassuming medical genius filipino go master working for a covert international medical rescue team called "Live 1" specializing in secret irradiated industrial disaster areas.
You only Dive Twice.
A romanticized account of the life of an Olympic swimmer whose career was cut short - too short.
The Man with the Golden Pun.
An obscure but hilarious b-movie comedy.
The Man with the Golden Sun.
The bloated and self-serving cinematic biography of an ancient mayan king who wrote in the most turgid style. The gods weep !
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Chunder Mall: Ernst Blofeld seeks to wreak havoc on American commerce by spreading tainted meat to shopping centers around the American heartland.
Doctor Po: A Korean culinary billionaire has put addictive chemicals in his food to cause people to crave it fortnightly in an attempt to corner the dried food market.
Yo! Only Live Twice!: Don't bogart the controller during this game of Super Mario, man. Let the rest of us have a turn!
The Man with the Golden Bun: A sinister southern-fried cooking impresario plans to rob Fort Knox by pulling a switcheroo, replacing gold bullion with ingots of chicken bouillon.
The Man with the Golden Gunk: Newly minted double-O secret agent Tony Gunk is on the case (many of you will not get this joke).
Under the Shin. A docudrama about boots.
Wait. That would probably be an improvement.
Five fights at Freddie's. The killer robot bear fights Freddy Kruger in a child's nightmare.
Naive Newts At Neddy's, the hotly awaited sequel to Newt Mayor on Elm Street.
The hip-hop musical remake: "Yung Frankenstein"
Jung Frankenstein. The latest inheritor of the notes and monster uses anti psychotic drugs and psychology to make the monster a functioning member of society.
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Ant-Man and the Wash
Honey, I shrunk the laundry?
Iron Han
The Mommy
The Mammy