RPGSS Mad-Libs!: Season 9 Edition!

[BartonOliver]

Spell: Mirror Image

[KingOfAnything]

spell: Utter contempt

[Jarrett Sigler]

Updated List.
Adverb — Briskly
verb — Seduce
Object Held in 1 hand. — tambourine
color — Periwinkle
Aura — faint necromancy, strong transmutation
Caster level — 6
Slot — wrist
Number — not four
Number — 0.5
metal — Quicksilver
object — hairshirt
Past tense Verb — ninja'ed
Future tense Verb — will save
Energy type — sugar
number — 1000
kind of creature — oxen
number — 9001
Even Number — 4
kind of damage — Diabetes
Kind of save — Will
Skill check — Profession (repossessor)
Number — 925
type of creature — Vermin & magical beasts
Verb — bounce
Number — Euler's number
Proper Noun (Golarion specific) — House of 10,000 Cookies (what? It's a bakery in Absalom – trust me)
Number — 3 + 2i
type of bonus — Male Enhancement
Skill check — Perform(Appendectomy)
Number — -8
Unit of time — season
Feat — Twist Away
Spell — mirror image
Spell — utter contempt
Number —

edit: updated for clarity. 1 more folks!

[Arianwen]

Number: 9001

[Bahbrahb]

Skill check: Perform(Appendectomy)

[KingOfAnything]

Number: 925

[Wren Brown]

Verb: bounce

[BartonOliver]

Creature Type: Vermin

[Arianwen]

Type of creature: magical beast

EDIT: or since that's taken
Number: Euler's number

[KingOfAnything]

Number: 3 + 2i

[Dieben]

Number: -8

[Jarrett Sigler]

To distract us from the fact that the Announcement was delayed 24 hours.
HERE YOU GO PEOPLE!
BEHOLD WHAT YOU HAVE WROUGHT!

Briskly Seduce tambourine
Aura faint necromancy, strong transmutation; CL 6
Slot wrist; Price not four gp; Weight 0.5 lbs
Description
This Periwinkle Quicksilver hairshirt has miraculous powers. When ninja'ed the hairshirt will save power. While the object does this, a sugar aura is emited.
This aura has a radius of 1000 feet. When an oxen enters this aura, they take 9001d4 Diabetes damage. These creatuers must succeed a Will save or a Profession (repossessor) skill check with a DC ofEuler's number for half damage.
Each each friendly Vermin & magical beasts may volentarily fail the saving throw to be bounce with Euler's numberHouse of 10,000 Cookies (what? It's a bakery in Absalom – trust me) this provides them with a + 3 + 2i Male Enhancement bonus to all Perform(Appendectomy) skill checks for the next -8 season
Construction
Requirement Craft Wonderous Item, Twist Away, mirror image, utter contempt; Cost 1/2 of not four gp

[Brigg]

Tothric wrote:

To distract us from the fact that the Announcement was delayed 24 hours.

HERE YOU GO PEOPLE!
BEHOLD WHAT YOU HAVE WROUGHT!

Briskly Seduce tambourine
Aura faint necromancy, strong transmutation; CL 6
Slot wrist; Price not four gp; Weight 0.5 lbs
Description
This Periwinkle Quicksilver hairshirt has miraculous powers. When ninja'ed the hairshirt will save power. While the object does this, a sugar aura is emited.
This aura has a radius of 1000 feet. When an oxen enters this aura, they take 9001d4 Diabetes damage. These creatuers must succeed a Will save or a Profession (repossessor) skill check with a DC ofEuler's number for half damage.
Each each friendly Vermin & magical beasts may volentarily fail the saving throw to be bounce with Euler's numberHouse of 10,000 Cookies (what? It's a bakery in Absalom – trust me) this provides them with a + 3 + 2i Male Enhancement bonus to all Perform(Appendectomy) skill checks for the next -8 season
Construction
Requirement Craft Wonderous Item, Twist Away, mirror image, utter contempt; Cost 1/2 of not four gp

I laughed all the way to the bank on this one! Nice job all!

[Wolin]

And now, for something different... Let's see how this one works out. There's a lot of stuff I need here, so feel free to do more things per post, but try to limit it to 2-3 different things per post.

I need:

13 numbers
2 Body Parts
2 Armour bonus Types (Natural, Deflection &c)
3 Ability Types (Supernatural, Spell-like, or Extraordinary)
A Material
3 Feats
4 Skills
3 Spells
2 Creature Types
3 Distances
A damage type
A condition (Sickened, Shaken &c)
An Alignment
A size category
A sense (Darkvision &c)
An animal

6 Verbs
3 Adverbs
6 Adjectives
6 Nouns

[BartonOliver]

Armor type - Piecemeal (or do you mean Medium)

[Wolin]

Oops, I should call that Armour bonus type (corrected for it in the main thing)

[Jarrett Sigler]

Bodypart: Patela

[CRITIQUES DANGEROUS ITEMS]

Material: Viridium
Sense: True Sight
Adjective: Sulfuric

[Arianwen]

Number: 17
Spell: Create water

[Trekkie90909]

Size Category: Fine.

[Darklord Morius]

DISTANCE: 14000 Li

Armor Bonus Type: Awesomeness Bonus

Damage Type: STD Damage

[Wolin]

So far, so good! Still looking for:

12 numbers
1 Body Part
1 Armour bonus Type (Natural, Deflection &c)
3 Ability Types (Supernatural, Spell-like, or Extraordinary)
3 Feats
4 Skills
2 Spells
2 Creature Types
2 Distances
A condition (Sickened, Shaken &c)
An Alignment
An animal

6 Verbs
3 Adverbs
5 Adjectives
6 Nouns

[Hostile NPC]

You make me feel sickened condition, ye' fetid adjective skunk animal!

[Jarrett Sigler]

Verb: Vibrate

[Llalanna]

Distance: Parsec

[Darklord Morius]

Animal: Megatherium

[Anti-Lisa's Story Hour]

Noun: censorship
Verb: REDACTED
Adjective: classified

[Jarrett Sigler]

Condition: Shocked

[Darklord Morius]

Verb: Rickroll

[Acronymphomaniac]

Noun: troll
Verb: troll
Adjective: droll

[Darklord Morius]

Creature Type Humanoid (Dodofolk)

[Arianwen]

Number: Avogadro's number

[Darklord Morius]

Number: -∞

[KingOfAnything]

number: 32/6

[Jarrett Sigler]

Noun: dowsing rod

[JohntheVast]

Alignment: lawful stupid?

[Trekkie90909]

Numbers:

299,792,458
6.673*10^-11
376.73
2.0678*10^-15
10 973 731
22.7
69
42
1

[KingOfAnything]

animal: hedgehog

edit: I can't tell what is left.

[Wolin]

Coming along well! We still need:

1 Body Part
1 Armour bonus Type (Natural, Deflection &c)
3 Ability Types (Supernatural, Spell-like, or Extraordinary)
3 Feats
4 Skills
2 Spells
2 Creature Types
1 Distance

2 Verbs
3 Adverbs
2 Adjectives
3 Nouns

[Trekkie90909]

Body Part: Spleen
Armor bonus type: Profane

[Darklord Morius]

Ability Type: Magical-like
Feat: Let them Come
Skill: Wilderness Lore

[BartonOliver]

Creature Type Ooze
Distance 99ft.

[Darklord Morius]

Spell: Marionette Possession
Creature Type: Nonmagical Beasts
Verb: Toll

[Trekkie90909]

Ability Type: Extraordinary, Supernatural

Feat: Run, Extra Revelation

Skill:
Perform (Dance)
Profession (Drunk)
Craft (Money)

Spell: Black Tentacles
Verb: Smell
Adverbs: Huge, Niggardly, Galore
Adjectives: Dirty, Verbose
Nouns: Soup, Mint, Priest

[Wolin]

Thanks for finishing that up, Trekkie90909! (I realised I accidentally left some things out, but let's have this done)

And almost perfectly in time for round 3, behold...
The Badly Formatted Madlibs Monster!

As it niggardly trolls forward, this verbose skunk tolls its patella and smells its spleen galore.

Sulfuric Censorship CR 17
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XP 102,400
Lawful Stupid fine humanoid(dodofolk)
Init -5; Senses True Sight 14000 Li; Perception +29
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DEFENSE
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AC -∞, touch -∞, flat-footed -∞ (6.02x10^23 Awesomeness, -∞ profane, 8 size, -5 Dex)
HP 29,263,277 (32/6d8 + 29,263,253)
Fort +5,486,864, Ref -4, Will +30
Immune Sickened, STD Damage
Special Fetid Troll
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OFFENSE
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Spd 1 Parsec
Melee 299,792,458 slams +195 (183/x2)
Space 1/2 ft.; Reach 0 ft.
Special Attacks Vibrating Dowsing Rod
Spell-like Abilities (CL 32/6th)
At Will - create water
6.673*10^-11/day - marionette possession
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STATISTICS
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Str 376.73, Dex 2.0678*10^-15, Con 10 973 731, Int 22.7, Wis 69, Cha 42
Base Atk +4; CMB +191; CMD 186
Feats Let them Come, Run, Extra Revelation
Skills Wilderness Lore +12, Perform(Dance) +21, Profession(Drunk) +38, Craft(Money) +15
Languages Common, Dodofolk
SQ Classified Soup
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SPECIAL ABILITIES
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Fetid Troll (Sp) Thanks to the droll mint of dirty priests, a Sulfuric Censorship gains DR 1/Viridium

Vibrating Dowsing Rod (Ex) While REDACTED, a Sulfuric Censorship can hugely Rickroll any Oozes within 99 ft. (DC 28 Will negates). The saving throw is charisma based.

Classified Soup (Su) A Sulfuric Censorship is always under the effects of Black Tentacles

All the bonuses and stuff I hopefully got right based on the numbers put in.

[ℬaphomet]

What hell hath we wrought on this world?!