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What hell hath we wrought on this world?!


Kobold Cleaver wrote:

Oh my god 52 minutes left but I just got the best idea.

KC's Deck of Trump Cards.

It's a cursed deck of many things. Every card is a joker card, and it summons a terrifying ogre who starts casting confusion spells and it can detach its hair to grapple people and create huge walls that only keep out specific races. Should I include the ogre's statblock, or should I save it for when I reach the monster round?

Oh god 48 minutes no time I'll just go with my gut.

Call it the Ochre Deck of Segregation.


Normally, I think of heresy as a good thing.
I don't like this crop of heretics though.


Rynjin wrote:
ℬaphomet wrote:
thegreenteagamer wrote:
I made a pretty huge Fallout conversion for Savage Worlds. Came up with a plot in ruined Florida. Pretty complex stuff.

Ruined Florida you say?

I'd hate to see that, the place already looks like a deuce the east coast dropped in the Gulf-- and that's on a good day!

So I take it you've never actually BEEN to Florida then. Whatever else you might say about this state, it's f+~%ing beautiful in most places that aren't Jacksonville or the like.

ℬaphomet wrote:


  • Paradise Falls (Disneyland)
  • Disneyland is in California.

    My minions and worshipers are not the sharpest spoons in the knife drawer. Crowdsourcing is just not good for quality rhetoric.

    California though, that place is my kind of state. Income disparity, lots of sinning, everything is on fire...


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    thegreenteagamer wrote:
    I made a pretty huge Fallout conversion for Savage Worlds. Came up with a plot in ruined Florida. Pretty complex stuff.

    Ruined Florida you say?

    I'd hate to see that, the place already looks like a deuce the east coast dropped in the Gulf-- and that's on a good day!

    Why not just set the campaign in present day?
    You've got:

  • Ghouls (druggies on bath salts & krokodil)
  • The Brotherhood of Steel (militarized police)
  • Raiders (People on spring break & frat houses)
  • Supermutants (Football players & high obesity rates)
  • The Enclave (Jeb Bush)
  • Paradise Falls (Disneyland)
  • Dangerous Wildlife (gators, pythons, alligators, spiders, really big lizards, mosquitoes, scaled animals that bite)
  • Hazardous Environment (pollution, Everglades, urban sprawl, hurricanes)
  • Nuka Coca Cola


  • Thomas LeBlanc wrote:
    Feros wrote:

    OK, so if I'm reading this thread right:

    We need a twerking apparatus of torc torqueing covered in runes constructed of decorative filigree which adjusts any torqued torc to cause the wearer to vomit gore.

    Is that about right?

    I think causing the wearer to bleed infected blood and giving the wearer an explosive diarrhea attack that makes any creature within 30 feet nauseous and the target themselves vomit, is better than the wearer just vomiting gore.

    Have the vomit give off a smokey/whispy dark aura that looks like shadows, but totally isn't. Also, let it glow ominously.


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    The Fox wrote:
    TriOmegaZero wrote:
    Freehold DM wrote:
    What's wrong with phoenix, exactly?
    We don't have winter. Ever.
    You have misidentified the problem. Lack of winter is not the issue at all. It is that Gen Con is at the end of July. That is Summer in most of the northern hemisphere. In Phoenix, the end of July is an entirely different season. I think it is called Damnation.

    Can confirm. It is delightfully hellish.


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    Zon-Kuthon wrote:
    ℂalistria wrote:
    Zon-Kuthon wrote:
    deuxhero wrote:
    What makes a god in Golarion?

    what breaks a god

    what remakes a god

    what awakes a god

    these things i may share

    these things i may do

    Could you say that again? Though this time, with a smile?

    strains with effort

    :̡̱̭͎̙ͅ)̶̟̫

    Huh, how about that. The paint on the wall peeled instead of drying.


    I wouldn't play one. Not because I care about my themes or anything, I just hate the environment, all of it.


    I beamed Scotty, with a falling I-Beam.


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    Father of many a brood seeking other brood-fathers to mingle with while playing games of chance.
    Broodlings may be used as collateral, as game pieces, or as a snack if necessary.
    Drinks will be provided.


    Sissyl wrote:
    Finn Kveldulfr wrote:
    It doesn't matter what Darren Wilson did or did not get away with-- nothing justifies the riots in their own neighborhoods as response.
    Where would you prefer they riot?

    So... riot party at Finn's place?