Items Seen List: Season 9 Edition

[william collins]

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

Oh, come on, some of these puns bayrely even make sense! Some of you are just coasting. It's abyssmal.

Don't be crabby. Hydro annoyance and beach cheerful.

[pH unbalanced]

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

Oh, come on, some of these puns bayrely even make sense! Some of you are just coasting. It's abyssmal.

Hey man, that's like, just your opilio.

[Tripp Elliott]

I'm knot going to sit here and trawl this thread n-e-mo.

I've got to nearly be to Marathon. There are items I've voted on a dozen times, but I've also just had a run of new items as well, good ones.

[Pizza Lord]

Sometimes it's easy to frigate how insane my fellow piers are. I guess that explains for shore why moor of my items never made the Superstar cut. Schooner or later my true genius will surface.

[Jason Dandy]

Evigail 'Seaweed' Brandiday wrote:

Jason Dandy wrote:

Sea,weed can't have nice things because of sons of beaches like you!

Leave my parents out of this. They aren't pirates.

Well, not anymore."

i ashore you, i meant no offense. i would hate to make anemone of you.

[Kobold Catgirl]

Tripp Elliott wrote:

I'm knot going to sit here and trawl this thread n-e-mo.

Eel be back.

[Wolin]

Buoys and gulls, shelly we can't keep this up.

[Thomas LeBlanc]

We gotta keep up da flo-tilla it's time to stop!

[Pirate Captain]

Your puns are way out of my league, yarr.

[Flanwaw]

You're all sick. Sick I tell you!

[Farrindor]

Flanwaw wrote:

You're all sick. Sick I tell you!

That would be seasick, sir.

[Covent]

Farrindor wrote:

Flanwaw wrote:

You're all sick. Sick I tell you!

That would be seasick, sir.

You don't Dramamine that do you?

[Brigg]

*Walks away from thread very very slowly....*

[The Raven Black]

We are now all waiting for the third Gull

[Wolin]

I'm tide of wading. I conchider some of the items to be too shallow.

[AM CULL THE CONQUERER]

O-CAY, O-CAY, AM CULL AM ROLLING IN SOON-ISH, BUT FIRST HAVE TO DOCK AT AM SPA FOR EMERGENCY MANI & PEDI.

[Jester David]

Huh. My item is still in the running. That's a surprise. I thought my entry this year was dren.

[GeneticDrift]

I see lots of bad items still but they are much easier to read.I wonder what the next cull will bring. I hope for exciting items.

[Chris Shaeffer]

This thread is halibut the puns lately...

[Pirate Captain]

Chris Shaeffer wrote:

This thread is halibut the puns lately...

Yarr, ye be reely fishing for that one darr, aye.

[Jeff Hazuka]

I believe the run on puns has jumped the shark.

[Papasteve08]

I sea stacks and stacks of puns in this thread. 73 straight posts of puns to be exact.

I would've thought more people would tuna out before we got that far.

Make that 74

[Dieben]

Papasteve08 wrote:

I sea stacks and stacks of puns in this thread. 73 straight posts of puns to be exact.

I would've thought more people would tuna out before we got that far.

Make that 74

Hoo buoy, make that 75!

[Kiel Howell]

C'mon everyone, this is the maritime to be sea-rious. This hurricane deluge of puns is totally out of sealion with the intentions of this competition.

[Isaac Volynskiy]

This behavior is unbecoming of potential SuperStarfish such as yourselves.

[Kiel Howell]

Petty Alchemy wrote:

This behavior is unbecoming of potential SuperStarfish such as yourselves.

This whirlpool of clownfish behavior sucked me in!

[pH unbalanced]

I can't believe we aren't fin-ished with this yet.

[Thomas LeBlanc]

C'mon chums, we need to work hard to keep this thread ship-shaped!

[Tripp Elliott]

Thomas LeBlanc wrote:

C'mon chums, we need to work hard to keep this thread ship-shaped!

I must bow to your stern admonition on this, and will not spar with you.

[Jacob Nottaneditor]

The anticipation for the cull is keeling me.

[Dana Huber]

Frankly I can't fathom that some puns have knot been made yet. (Or should that be naut...?)

[Chris Shaeffer]

Whale sea weather oar knot this wheel conch-inue...

[grandpoobah]

I can't believe you people are my piers.

[Red Fang]

I tried to stop reading, but kept getting reeled back in!

[Llalanna]

Can anybody spear a few puns, I'm flounder-ing for ideas...

[Dieben]

Red Fang wrote:

I tried to stop reading, but kept getting reeled back in!

That's what you get for surfing these threads.

[Wren Brown]

I am just going to ignore this thread until the current trend has dried up!

[Chris Shaeffer]

There will be helm to pay...

[Kobold Catgirl]

Wait, did a bunch of items just—

Wait, no. Nevermind. False alarm.

It was nauticull.

[JJ Jordan]

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

Wait, did a bunch of items just—

Wait, no. Nevermind. False alarm.

It was nauticull.

When it comes to which pun is best, this is first, mate.

[Chris Shaeffer]

Okay everyone. I'm actually being serious when I say we should deep six this line of conversation.

[Robert Hodgson]

I really don't feel like wading through the last few pages of posts...

[Dieben]

Why is everybody bailing on this discussion?

[Pizza Lord]

Dieben wrote:

Why is everybody bailing on this discussion?

Because these posts are rudderly becoming triton silly.

[Wolin]

These puns will go on perpeturtleualy. Dolphink that we've beached all our ideas yet! Hurricane you think of any more?

[Jeff Lee]

Please...

[Anthony Adam]

In the words of Bud from World of Warcraft....

"Ohhhh, Shiny!"

[Darklord Morius]

Back aboard just to knot what this reef raft is about.

I will sail knotting.

[Wren Brown]

*sticks toe in the water*

Is it safe?

[Landon Cole]

Looks like my item went in the first cull :( I didn't think it was **that** bad.