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DID THIEF HAVE ANY HARD "NO"S ABOUT REINCARNATION TABLE RESULTS? 'CAUSE ME KNOW A CRAB DRUID...

URGE TO KILL... AM RISING

G&&*&!mit. I am hungry and irritable.

What should I eat?

SHOULD EAT JESTER. AM WARN YOU NOW, IT TASTE A LITTLE FUNNY.

captain yesterday wrote:

lisamarlene wrote:

captain yesterday wrote:

I went to the Renaissance fair with my family and my brothers paid a jester to follow me around and heckle me.

So they have one or two redeeming qualities after all!

No.

They fed him personal stuff, egged him on and all chipped in so he followed me around ALL DAY.

So I'd definitely say nothing redeeming there.

Oh. That is heinous f**kery most foul.

Paying a jester to be random and irritating is one thing, but giving him personal stories is contemptible.

I'm sorry. I misunderstood.

CY SHOULD MURDER HIM. CY ALREADY HAVE BOBCAT FOR HOLE DIGGING + FILLING. PLUS, HE AM ANNOYING JESTER AT A RENAISSANCE FAIR; THEY'RE'D BE TENS OF THOUSANDS OF SUSPECTS, IF NOT THE ENTIRE STATE.

AM AM STILL DISAPPOINTED THAT MONKEY SANTA NOT OFFERED AS BEAST TOTEM.

AM EASY TO MAKE HALF-DWARVES. AM JUST NEED ONE DWARF, ONE VERY-SHARP AXE, AND ONE CLEAN BLOW. EASY PEASY OWLBEAR SQUEEZY, TWO, TWO! HALF-DWARVES!

AM CULL PERSONALLY VERY HAPPY AM HEADHUNTER FINALLY GETTING RECOGNITION. WAS VERY HELPFUL LINING AM CULL UP A TEMPORARY STOCK TRADER GIG WHEN FREELANCE ADVENTURING DRIED UP LAST SUMMER DURING RECESSION.

AM CULL ALSO ADVISE MANAGERS TO VALIDATE AM HEADHUNTER'S PARKING, ELSE AM FIND TRUSTY MOUNT HEXED INTO A NEWT.

AM WONDERING WHY NO ONE SPEAK OF FM BARBARIAN.

AM GETTING TOO OLD FOR THIS SH!T. {wonders if someone's diplomatic immunity needs revoking}

AM BARBARIAN HAS CHUNKS OF SCARY MONSTERS IN HIS POOP. AM BARBARIAN REALLY NEED TO TAKE SMALLER BITES AND CHEW BETTER, ALSO MIX IN MORE NATURAL FIBER.

Sundakan wrote:

Use your feet.

Kick the doorknob off. Use your feet. Be Am Barbarian. Charge door down. Be hero.

Everyone holds doors open for everyone in my town. We don't go to enormous trouble over it, but if you're passing through a door, you hold it. I'm glad this is slowly ceasing to be a gender issue and just be a sort of nice courtesy to everyone.

AM SHAMED BOTH BY KOBOLD TOWN AM MORE COURTEOUS AND CLEAVER AM BETTER BARBARIAN.

The mongols disapprove of ignorance towards mounted archery!

MONGOLS ONLY PAWN... IN GAME OF LIFE.

{answers call of kazoo} MEDIOCRE. CONSIDER THYSELF CULLED. {Power Attacks & slays hippeh, returns to Valhalla}

ohmigod they culled everyone

MWAH-HA-HA-HA!

AM STILL SCHRÖDINGER'S CULL. HOPE AM LET OUT OF THIS BOX SOON; SCHRÖDINGER'S CAT AM REALLY MESSING WITH AM ALLERGIES.

UGH. SEASON 9 AM NOT SUPPOSED TO GIVE AWAY SECRET SURPRISE "FINAL CULL" TWIST ENDING FOR ROUND 1.

I BLAME HIM DAY JOB EDITING MOVIE TRAILERS.

D'oh could have sworn I posted, but yes, another cull was performed yesterday afternoon! I'm still sifting through the DQ reports in the inbox, however.

UGH. NOT REMEMBER CULLING. MUST AM FAIL SAVE VS APPLETINIS AND BLACKOUT CULLED.

AM DELAYED. TWO-HANDED SWORD IN CARRY-ON APPARENTLY SINGLE AM OUT FOR MUCH DETAINING AND CAVITY SEARCHING. THEN RENTAL COMPANY LOSE AM RESERVATION FOR RECENT YEAR MODEL OF MID-SIZE STEED.

AM CULL STILL AM COMING! SOON-ISH.

I've got a cough and fever, I think I feel a "culled" coming on later today... :3

... AND THE ONLY PRESCRIPTION AM MORE CULLBELL!

O-CAY, O-CAY, AM CULL AM ROLLING IN SOON-ISH, BUT FIRST HAVE TO DOCK AT AM SPA FOR EMERGENCY MANI & PEDI.

AM COMING... SOON-ISH... PROBABLY

AM APOLOGIZE TO CHRIS FOR THINKING THIS AM GOOD IDEA FOR SUPAHSTAH! VOTING ALIAS.