Ahh, my eyes - two items without even a semblance of correct formatting at the same time!
No, just no. The slayer and investigator already killed the rogue and took all his stuff. Then he was reincarnated as unchained. Stop trying to kill him again with rogue-in-cans.
Look at it this way, with all the cleric-in-cans, rogue-in-cans, and the occasional wizard-in-cans a fighter could solo any Adventure Path!
:D
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Don't be dropping quotes from items here, guys.
It grants that feat and only costs that much?
(though I've seen a couple items that I've liked that I've felt obliged vote against because of gross underpricing. Like, missing a 0 underpriced...)
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I should have listened to Monica and stayed away, but the snark, it is irresistible.
The forced anonymity is cruel, really. You peer through the thread, feverishly analyzing every comment, dying inside a little bit with every line as you wonder if the item they're panning is yours. It could be, and probably is someone else's, but you'll never, ever know for sure.
Twisted amusement continues to beat out crippling paranoia, however. *refresh*
Nice to know that you've mastered this very strange and esoteric subset of the rules, but are you sure this is the place you wanted to use it?
Is the left one good? Heck no. But the right one looks like someone did a faceplant on the keyboard.
*sigh* vote left.
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No, just no. The slayer and investigator already killed the rogue and took all his stuff. Then he was reincarnated as unchained. Stop trying to kill him again with rogue-in-cans.Look at it this way, with all the cleric-in-cans, rogue-in-cans, and the occasional wizard-in-cans a fighter could solo any Adventure Path!
:D
That's it! Next year I'm making a fighter-in-a-can! :P
Don't be dropping quotes from items here, guys.
My bad, should have thought my snark through better.
I have now seen at least two items marked for DQ more often than I have seen my own item :(
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IA IA C'THULHU F'HNTAGN!!
Facepalm...just...facepalm.
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Hmmmm, a brand new spell for my spellbook!
A brand new spell in a brand new can!
Two items side by side that allow you to make an infinite number of magical throwing weapons. Great.
So many items that produce or require bardic performance.
This item makes me kinda sad. It's a neat idea... with no formatting or description.
That is not supposed to come out of a person!
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I'm getting enough repeats that I don't always have to read the items. I already know which I prefer.
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Ahh.. another item whose crafting value exceeds several of the River Kingdoms' GNP.
I suppose if I keep looking, I'll find an item that replicates platinum pieces. I mean, they have to pay for this somehow...
sigh forty one minutes later - item found.
How does one format? It must be really complicated since so many people got it wrong.
Two items side by side that allow you to make an infinite number of magical throwing weapons. Great.
I recognize that pairing!
Oh Myyy
How does one format? It must be really complicated since so many people got it wrong.
There is a template provided- I think on the contest rules page but I forget where precisely. Just plug your information into it and it will bold where you need bold and have all the info you are supposed to fill in in the right places (such as weight, slot and crafting requirements).
The fact that so many ignored this simple tool implies that they didn't read the rules and probably wouldn't be good communicators if they did receive a gig.
What a PAINFUL decision
Item that I would have assumed is a Doctor Who reference but isn't at all...
2 items both over 120k within 4k of each other bother over complicated and both within 1 word count of 300... just WOW
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Don't know how many times I've wanted to blindly vote for the second item after reading the first thinking "it can't be this bad." Fortunately, I haven't given into temptation, because as often as not, I end up having to vote for the first.
Several items up your wand game.
Okay I have dirty dirty jokes mostly around a dated Spike Lee movie reference and your item description but I'm voting for you anyway
Oh, item. I love your powers so much, but your name and form have nothing to do with them!
At least you're better than "I am now this monster #153", though.
Oh hey, weapon enhancement instead of item.
If you're going to recycle last years item at LEAST reskin it to the proper item type and maybe slightly change the theme...
Edit: that goes for both of you!