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Sczarni RPG Superstar 2012 Top 32 , Champion Voter Season 6, Champion Voter Season 7, Champion Voter Season 8, Champion Voter Season 9

Donald Robinson wrote:
Wonder if I'll become dedicated or see my item first. So far, I have voted on one item 9 times in different pairings.

I feel sorry for you, saw my item within the first 5 pairs and again before I hit 50 votes. Both times it was up against really bad items = ill tidings.

Dedicated Voter Season 9

That's some meta stuff bro. Super meta.

Downvote.

Dedicated Voter Season 9

I've seen a large number of items which will let my character re-roll d20s based on interacting with the item. Now my character just needs a reason to roll d20s.

Marathon Voter Season 9

The "PF is too anime" people are gonna have a field day with this one.

RPG Superstar Season 9 Top 32 , Dedicated Voter Season 8, Dedicated Voter Season 9 aka Tothric

Cursed Item V.S. "F how combat turns work, I have blue hair" item.

Dedicated Voter Season 9

Damn the large cat references are plentiful!

Dedicated Voter Season 9

I love it in concept but that price is so beyond its worth.

Dedicated Voter Season 7, Star Voter Season 8, Dedicated Voter Season 9

So it's an Evil item which is Evil to use and was made by Evil methods...care to elaborate? What's Evil about it? Apparently not. It's just generically Evil, Evil, EVil, EVIl, EvIL, EVIL, eVIL, and wow, you managed to fill up exactly 300 words just repeatedly telling me your item is eViL. So what does it actually do?

Sczarni RPG Superstar 2012 Top 32 , Champion Voter Season 6, Champion Voter Season 7, Champion Voter Season 8, Champion Voter Season 9

36 DQs reported.

Why so many? I have surpassed my numbers from any previous competition. And I don't think I am even 250 votes yet...

Dedicated Voter Season 9

Rei wrote:
Using flipmats for combat is just too convenient. Let's make an item that makes that harder.

wait... what?

Star Voter Season 6, Dedicated Voter Season 7, Marathon Voter Season 8, Dedicated Voter Season 9

Blood for the Blood GOD!!!

Marathon Voter Season 9

Thomas LeBlanc wrote:

36 DQs reported.

Why so many? I have surpassed my numbers from any previous competition. And I don't think I am even 250 votes yet...

My personal guess? There are three whole sourcebooks not allowed, and two of them possess lockdowns on certain themes—technology and "psionics"/psychics.

RPG Superstar 2014 Top 32 , Marathon Voter Season 6, Dedicated Voter Season 7, Dedicated Voter Season 8, Dedicated Voter Season 9 aka michaeljpatrick

Thomas LeBlanc wrote:

36 DQs reported.

Why so many? I have surpassed my numbers from any previous competition. And I don't think I am even 250 votes yet...

If I had to guess I'd say that a lot of people missed the part about not straying from the PRD. Or maybe they thought their's was the exception. Or maybe they don't know that there is a difference between the PRD and the PFSRD.

Dedicated Voter Season 9

Jeff Harris 982 wrote:
Blood for the Blood GOD!!!

Skulls for the skull throne!

Shadow Lodge Dedicated Voter Season 7, Dedicated Voter Season 8, Dedicated Voter Season 9

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michael patrick wrote:
Thomas LeBlanc wrote:

36 DQs reported.

Why so many? I have surpassed my numbers from any previous competition. And I don't think I am even 250 votes yet...

If I had to guess I'd say that a lot of people missed the part about not straying from the PRD. Or maybe they thought their's was the exception. Or maybe they don't know that there is a difference between the PRD and the PFSRD.

Complicating it even more, material outside the PRD was allowed for "Lore" or "fluff" but not for "mechanics". In some cases that turns the bright line into a grey area that writers blundered too far into.

The Concordance RPG Superstar 2008 Top 32 , Star Voter Season 8, Star Voter Season 9 aka catdragon

michael patrick wrote:
Thomas LeBlanc wrote:

36 DQs reported.

Why so many? I have surpassed my numbers from any previous competition. And I don't think I am even 250 votes yet...

If I had to guess I'd say that a lot of people missed the part about not straying from the PRD. Or maybe they thought their's was the exception. Or maybe they don't know that there is a difference between the PRD and the PFSRD.

I know I missed it with my first item. And then on my second item too. Thank goodness I had a proofreader. Thanks Mike!

Marathon Voter Season 9

This item makes a joke in its last line. But it's still a pretty good item, so up it goes!

A pity the writer torpedoed his/her chances like that, though.

RPG Superstar 2014 Top 32 , Marathon Voter Season 6, Dedicated Voter Season 7, Dedicated Voter Season 8, Dedicated Voter Season 9 aka michaeljpatrick

I generally find magic weapons to be boring. Some of them are good, but most are just "Make my character more powerful."

Most of the time if an item is "Sword of _________" I look over at the opposing item first.

Star Voter Season 6, Dedicated Voter Season 7, Marathon Voter Season 8, Dedicated Voter Season 9

hey, all the fighters want the "sword of cutting stuff, you know, the way that other swords do, but THIS magic sword does BETTER!"

Community Manager , Star Voter Season 6, Star Voter Season 7, Star Voter Season 8

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Removed some posts. Do not post anything that could be used to identify an item in the contest.

Champion Voter Season 6, Champion Voter Season 7, Champion Voter Season 8, Champion Voter Season 9

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Jeff Harris 982 wrote:
hey, all the fighters want the "sword of cutting stuff, you know, the way that other swords do, but THIS magic sword does BETTER!"

They ALL say that...until you read the fine print...

Star Voter Season 6, Dedicated Voter Season 7, Marathon Voter Season 8, Dedicated Voter Season 9

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"only cuts things that are made out of cheese on Thursdays while the moon is full and you are wearing blue" Oh son of a...

RPG Superstar Season 9 Top 32 , Star Voter Season 6, Marathon Voter Season 7, Dedicated Voter Season 8, Marathon Voter Season 9

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Saw my item! Yay!

RPG Superstar 2014 Top 32 , Marathon Voter Season 6, Dedicated Voter Season 7, Dedicated Voter Season 8, Dedicated Voter Season 9 aka michaeljpatrick

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"This unholy charm is activated by cutting off your own genitalia and eating them. Then you get a +5 bonus to diplomacy checks"

Grand Lodge Star Voter Season 7, Star Voter Season 9

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If only I hand an endless supply of coffee, I could keep voting ...

RPG Superstar Season 9 Top 32 , Marathon Voter Season 6, Marathon Voter Season 7, Champion Voter Season 8, Marathon Voter Season 9 aka GM_Solspiral

artifact vs office space item

Shadow Lodge Dedicated Voter Season 7, Dedicated Voter Season 8, Dedicated Voter Season 9

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michael patrick wrote:
"This unholy charm is activated by cutting off your own genitalia and eating them. Then you get a +5 bonus to diplomacy checks"

Time was, that would totally have been worth a +5.


Was that item written by a Pole or Lithuanian? Or had the author just read some history books?

RPG Superstar Season 9 Top 32 , Marathon Voter Season 6, Marathon Voter Season 7, Champion Voter Season 8, Marathon Voter Season 9 aka GM_Solspiral

Booze item DRINK

RPG Superstar Season 9 Top 16 , Dedicated Voter Season 8, Marathon Voter Season 9 aka Petty Alchemy

michael patrick wrote:

I generally find magic weapons to be boring. Some of them are good, but most are just "Make my character more powerful."

Most of the time if an item is "Sword of _________" I look over at the opposing item first.

I think it's a naming issue. "of" and "the" are weak words for item names (don't listen to propagandists that will tell you otherwise).

Scarab Sages

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GM_Solspiral wrote:
Booze item DRINK

Booze for the booze God!

Silver Crusade Dedicated Voter Season 6, Star Voter Season 7, Star Voter Season 8, Dedicated Voter Season 9

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Some people really want to wear armor but hate armor check penalties so much.


Yeah, let's pull the item price from <redacted>.

Star Voter Season 6, Dedicated Voter Season 7, Marathon Voter Season 8, Dedicated Voter Season 9

I love bagpipes (not snark, but here due to irony, most folk hate the pipes)

Marathon Voter Season 9

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Oh, boy, someone really had faith that people would know the archaic definition of that word. Yikes.

Marathon Voter Season 9 aka Janvs

Aw, this joke item started out really funny but they dropped the joke halfway through the description. I am disappoint.

RPG Superstar Season 9 Top 32 , Marathon Voter Season 6, Marathon Voter Season 7, Champion Voter Season 8, Marathon Voter Season 9 aka GM_Solspiral

DM_aka_Dudemeister wrote:
Some people really want to wear armor but hate armor check penalties so much.

Sounds sooooo much like the begining of an infomercial

Do you love Armor but HATE having to put up with armor check penalties? They can make it harder to climb, swim, or even move efficiently.

Marathon Voter Season 9

So many items that make you good at swimming. Isn't that what apparatuses of the crab are for?

Marathon Voter Season 9

GM_Solspiral wrote:
DM_aka_Dudemeister wrote:
Some people really want to wear armor but hate armor check penalties so much.

Sounds sooooo much like the begining of an infomercial

Do you love Armor but HATE having to put up with armor check penalties? They can make it harder to climb, swim, or even move efficiently.

Sounds more like an excerpt from email spam.

Star Voter Season 6, Dedicated Voter Season 7, Marathon Voter Season 8, Dedicated Voter Season 9

It slices, it dices, it creates mounds of fries! But wait, there's more!

Dedicated Voter Season 9

Awful lot of people trying to get into my mind.


Blade vs blade.

Scarab Sages RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16 , Dedicated Voter Season 8, Star Voter Season 9 aka Rusty Ironpants

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item that gives bonus only when you can't use it vs. item only usable by one boy in all the land

grrr.

Silver Crusade Dedicated Voter Season 6, Star Voter Season 7, Star Voter Season 8, Dedicated Voter Season 9

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GM_Solspiral wrote:
DM_aka_Dudemeister wrote:
Some people really want to wear armor but hate armor check penalties so much.

Sounds sooooo much like the begining of an infomercial

Do you love Armor but HATE having to put up with armor check penalties? They can make it harder to climb, swim, or even move efficiently.

I'm imagining Valeros hilariously tripping over ankle high objects in a slapstick fashion through a black and white filter.

Shadow Lodge Dedicated Voter Season 7, Dedicated Voter Season 8, Dedicated Voter Season 9

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pro-undead weapon vs anti-undead weapon

Marathon Voter Season 9

Beware the item of 'less rules about boring things'. For those adventurers who don't care about anything but kickpunhing rolls.

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