Snark Powers activate

[OhGodTheRats]

You made a stealth item that glows in the dark.

Tolkien would approve.

[Drejk]

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

"Now I will kill you until you die from it, you meat piñata of cash!"

I think I just saw that item.

[The black raven]

This item is even worse than the Paladin's code. Even with these powers, I would just sell it as soon as possible.

[Kalindlara]

Drejk wrote:

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

"Now I will kill you until you die from it, you meat piñata of cash!"

I think I just saw that item.

I saw it too... if you see it again, look at the Construction section.

[The black raven]

Nice item you had there. Until the last power ruined it all :-/

[The black raven]

Someone really hates summoners

[The black raven]

And a wonderful I hate getting lost item, for a ridiculously cheap pittance too :-/

[The black raven]

SiaC but strong visuals. I approve.

[The black raven]

This item is only backstory. And I am not sure that it is a mistake :-(

[The black raven]

Who needs a template ? Obviously, not you :-(

[The black raven]

I thought of making an item similar in abilities to this one. Now I am glad I did not.

[The black raven]

I swear some people made a point of brazenly ignoring any and all advice given on these boards. And the formatting rules too.

[The black raven]

Fire damage vs Fire damage

[Brigg]

Lazy naming of item! Just list the alignments or choose a different name.

[frank gori]

Not bad for a feat in a can, your competition is better but not bad at all

[The black raven]

Occult item - check.

[Brigg]

Ammunition that can be staggered!

Grammar plz.

[Kalindlara]

I have to go to bed, but for those interested, I've had to report 29 items so far.

That "PRD-only" rule claimed a lot of casualties. I was sad to see some of them go.

[Donald Robinson]

I have finally seen all 11 items presented to me for pre-voting feedback. You guys all stepped it up a bit since my final reading. Good work!

(Okay, Okay, I know. it isn't snark. But seriously good work guys).

Now if I could only have the opportunity to personally see my item.

[The black raven]

Okay, I've seen such abilities a thousand times before. But not that last one. Which makes it excellent and a Keep :-)

[Jessie Scott]

Kalindlara wrote:

Drejk wrote:

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

"Now I will kill you until you die from it, you meat piñata of cash!"

I think I just saw that item.

I saw it too... if you see it again, look at the Construction section.

If you can identify the item from these "snarky" descriptions, you're giving out too much information.

[Feros]

Dexter-episode-like item versus romantic item.

Too easy. :)

[Jarrett Sigler]

There are now 501 more posts in the "Snark" Forum then in the "Attaboy" forum.

I think this disproportion is alarming. Don't you?

If your going to text-wall at me, Please use whitespace to break up powers, description and other things, so I can zoom in on the parts I want to analyze without having to re-read the ENTIRE entry over and over again.

White-space, when used properly, makes things much easier on the reader's Eyes and the Reader's ability to understand what's going on.

It's also important for emphasis.

White-space. Enough ranting. more voting.

[Darklord Morius]

Look! A spear! Nope, my bad...

[The black raven]

This item is good. It could even be Top32 material if it did not break the fourth wall. Hard.

[Robert Guthrie]

This is obviously a piece of modern technology with a magic veneer slapped on.

I mean, that's cool, but put a little effort into it...

[The black raven]

Ah, item that I longed to see ever since I saw your name on the list.

It is a bit disappointing to have such an epic name and reasonably high price and a faint aura :-/

Apart from this, the visuals are really good and the crunch quite nice. I wish to see more of your designer :-)

And Keep it is.

[Darklord Morius]

Agh! You forced me to vote on the overpriced item, you bad joke!

[Feros]

Lions seem to be popular this year.

[The black raven]

Feros wrote:

Lions seem to be popular this year.

I blame Cecil

[frank gori]

The black raven wrote:

Feros wrote:

Lions seem to be popular this year.

I blame Cecil

I blame the dentist

[The black raven]

The black raven wrote:

Ah, item that I longed to see ever since I saw your name on the list.

It is a bit disappointing to have such an epic name and reasonably high price and a faint aura :-/

Apart from this, the visuals are really good and the crunch quite nice. I wish to see more of your designer :-)

And Keep it is.

And I get the pleasure of seeing you twice in only a few rounds. And upvoted again :-)

[Robert Thomson]

I'm noticing a lot of attempts at "I win" buttons for combat or noncombat situations.

[Don Hastily]

This is not about a specific item, but is it bad that I'm prejudice against earth breaker items?

Even before I read it, I assume it will be an OP min/maxer's item.

[frank gori]

AC/DC whoot

[Robert Guthrie]

GM_Solspiral wrote:

AC/DC whoot

Ha, I just saw that one too.

[The black raven]

An item to create very specific gestalt characters :-/

[Brigg]

I am very, VERY impressed by a lot of what I'm seeing today...

...Except that. Yeah...that.

[The black raven]

Wrists slot vs Wrists slot

[The black raven]

It is not so much that I like you. It is that I like you better than that other item I already downvoted.

[Tripp Elliott]

Hmm, excellent break room item!

[Thomas LeBlanc]

Please use text formatting and follow the magic item layout in the Core Rulebook. I won't vote for you unless you are against a DQ item.

17 DQ worthy items...

[Codanous]

There must be only one sword left in rotation, I get it every other pairing.

[The black raven]

This item has nice fluff but its crunch is OP and I have already found a way to maximize it beyond what was likely intended

[The black raven]

The item vs The item. Only one will remain.

[Browman]

You do what for that price, maybe triple that. Oh and you also grant 4 secondary abilities for no apparent reason. No, just No.

[frank gori]

Good item but your name promised me a Venture brother's reference!

[The black raven]

Several feinting as swift/free items

[The black raven]

I think your pricing is far too low, even with this drawback. Nice idea though.

[michael patrick]

I've seen a couple items that attempt to introduce a popular new feature from another RPG.