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[The black raven]

Complicated but original item wins against obvious variant of an existing item.

[Dana Huber]

Have now seen two items that hyperlink out... to D20PFSRD. *buzzer noise*

[The black raven]

And another designed in less than 5 minutes item. With almost proper formatting this time, but even less original than the previous one :-(

[The black raven]

You are a GM item. And your designer must really enjoy playing sadistic tricks on his players :-/

[The black raven]

Lion is definitely the animal of choice this season. Unconscious homage to that famous lion who got killed recently ?

[Rei]

Well-formatted, badly written SIAC vs. very badly written, badly formatted item with no special abilities other than a drawback? Hmmmmm.

[Doppeljäcob]

Many doppelgänger-y items this year.

[The black raven]

This item is overcomplicated, impossible to manage as a GM and a cursed item to boot.

[Dana Huber]

Oh dear. Like many other entrants, you should have used the preview function, Mystery Designer. I mean, that applies for lots of items, but... you really needed it. You lost half your basic readability to that.

[The black raven]

This item feels like it has been written by a kid. Maybe it has.

[The black raven]

If you had gone without the plot device aspect, your item would have been better :-/

[Feros]

OK, I get what this does but...why not just take the thing?

[DM_aka_Dudemeister]

Tuxedo mask, is that you?

[Ambrosia Slaad]

No, really, wizards are pretty powerful already without needing an uber buff.

[The black raven]

Wonderfully imaginative, though the crunch would need some revision IMO.

[The black raven]

Name differs between title and description :-(

Description's name is better IMO

[The black raven]

Mission Impossible would like their hearing apparatuses back

[Rei]

Oh hey, Harry Potter item.

[Dana Huber]

Whole lotta speaking with dead dudes this year.

[The black raven]

First ability is GREAT. It is the rest that have should been trimmed. Sadly the end result is an overpriced SAK :-(

Good for you that the other item is an unoriginal SiaC.

[The black raven]

I have seen at least two items inspired by snow globes :-)

[Feros]

Urn versus urn...only the urn can win!

[The black raven]

Plot device loses to unformatted item :-/

[Rei]

Pseudo-technological item beats badly formatted and phrased SIAC.

[The black raven]

Saw one of the item I reviewed. It is really great and easily upvoted. Makes it to my Keep list actually.

[The black raven]

No formatting vs No formatting. Fight !!!

[The black raven]

Several people do hate the chakram's penalty in melee :-))

[Codanous]

I am used to spell in a can, but feat in a can is cropping up for me a bit more.

[Joseph Kellogg]

+10 points for specifying the bonus type.

-10 million for not telling me what it's a bonus to.

[Codanous]

How big is this ring supposed to be that it uses the hand slot?!

[The black raven]

And another plot device. Far more of them than last year it seems.

[Joseph Kellogg]

pH unbalanced wrote:

What kind of leather?

So, um, whose job is it to, ahem, inspect the cow?

[Dana Huber]

Hang on hang on hang on... that's not an item, that's.... like number redacted items.

[djones]

Just realised I forgot <very important thing> in my entry and I think it's DQ-worthy. Welp.

[Anthony Adam]

Eric Morton wrote:

So, let's see. We've got lots of drinking, dancing, and gambling items. Lots of music and dance items. A fair number of nautical items.

I think this year's theme is Dockside Tavern.

I'm thinking "party in the library" - I seem to have seen quite a few books so far too!

[DM_aka_Dudemeister]

I'm pretty sure you designed the hat from the D&D cartoon, except it's not a hat.

[Robert Guthrie]

It's ALL CAPS ITEM vs. no caps item! What a quandary!

[Anthony Adam]

DM_aka_Dudemeister wrote:

I'm pretty sure you designed the hat from the D&D cartoon, except it's not a hat.

And I thought I saw the ranger's bow a while back too!

God help us if Uni has been unleashed on us too! >.<

[Gabriel Almer]

Messing with incorporeal creatures seems to be a recurring theme.
I blame Monica's spectre blight.

[frank gori]

table vs table

[frank gori]

Okay seeing another theme this year I'll call it "inspired by KY" as this pertains to at least 3 items.

[Brigg]

Let's Remember its:

"Dexterity drain"
Not
"dex drain"

(Just an example, not from the actual text of the item.

[Joseph Kellogg]

Ah, the item that only gives you a bonus when you can't use it. How... zen.

[Wolin]

I'm so glad those fireballs still smell like they normally do! I was worried for a second there.

[Kalindlara]

RainyDayNinja wrote:

Ah, the item that only gives you a bonus when you can't use it. How... zen.

I think I just got this one too...

[Brigg]

In Character Quote!!! BLARGH!

[Flanwaw]

Why do I keep running into this same joke item?! Leave me alone, the joke is stale!

[frank gori]

kitty decided to vote for that boring item... bad kitty

[Flanwaw]

GM_Solspiral wrote:

kitty decided to vote for that boring item... bad kitty

Kitties have terribly taste in magic items, they only ever want the Trident of Fish Command.