Edging?
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wasn't that called tantric?
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Oh like my lawnmower.
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Oh...mmmm
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*Declaration of War accepted* All ships, fire a barrage of Headhunter Anti-ship missiles with a Laser Follow-up Attack.
[dice=Missile Attack]1d20+20
[dice=Missile Damage]9d20
[dice=Laser Attack]1d20+20
[dice=Laser Damage]20d6Prepare for Evasive Maneuvers (Add dodge bonus to EAC and KAC).
"CREW! Prepare for RAMMING SPEED! ACTIVATE THE ENERGY RAM! HOIST THE JOLLY ROGER! BRING ME THE HEAD OF BARRY MANILOW!AND RUN ME A BATH!"
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Marines! Muster on the boat deck. Prepare for boarding.
"FIND ME A BOARD! IDEALLY WITH A NAIL THROUGH IT!"
Marines! Muster on the boat deck. Prepare for boarding."FIND ME A BOARD! IDEALLY WITH A NAIL THROUGH IT!"
...but what if they come back with bigger boards with bigger nails? How far could this escalate? Do we really want to get involved with this sort of arms race, or do we nip it in the bud before someone loses a spleen?
...but what if they come back with bigger boards with bigger nails? How far could this escalate? Do we really want to get involved with this sort of arms race, or do we nip it in the bud before someone loses a spleen?Marines! Muster on the boat deck. Prepare for boarding."FIND ME A BOARD! IDEALLY WITH A NAIL THROUGH IT!"
OK, now I'm conflicted. Do we continue the assault or back off and reconsider the potential impact of our actions?
...
...or do we just cut to the chase and BURN IT ALL DOWN!!!!!!
...but what if they come back with bigger boards with bigger nails? How far could this escalate? Do we really want to get involved with this sort of arms race, or do we nip it in the bud before someone loses a spleen?Marines! Muster on the boat deck. Prepare for boarding."FIND ME A BOARD! IDEALLY WITH A NAIL THROUGH IT!"OK, now I'm conflicted. Do we continue the assault or back off and reconsider the potential impact of our actions?
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...or do we just cut to the chase and BURN IT ALL DOWN!!!!!!
One thing I'm positive about: I am NOT drawing the Captain his bath!!!
Those things are just so unhealthy!
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Sigh...boys...and goblins. *eyeroll*
RAMMING. SPEED.
My time has come sooner then expected!
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*readies marshmallows*
*gets sticks for marshmallows and snuggles up to Rysky*
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Can you ready marshmallows? I'm pretty sure that is more than a standard action.
I am sure Mistress Rysky has all kinds of houserules for her thread....
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I AM NOT A MARSHMALLOW!!! It's just a little baby fat. And some water retention. And I'm always a little puffy after waking up. And...
*Loads jars of Pickles into the torpedo tubes* Fire!
Do you mind?!? We (Star Captain Killjoy's crew, that is) are having an existential crisis relating to our modus operandi and the consequences involved...
...and Wilkins, our Goblin Scholar, is not here to tell us what to do!
These longshanks are just so bloody rude...
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*Loads jars of Pickles into the torpedo tubes* Fire!Do you mind?!? We (Star Captain Killjoy's crew, that is) are having an existential crisis relating to our modus operandi and the consequences involved...
...and Wilkins, our Goblin Scholar, is not here to tell us what to do!
These longshanks are just so bloody rude...
...
OK, did Vingorg go and become a PF2e goblin when I wasn't looking, or did he drink something Mimdel Boom brewed? 'Cuz that stuff can really mess you up...
CONSEQUENCES?! Never heard of 'em! ENGAGE THE WARP-RA- oooooo, pickles!
Iron man.
Captain Marvel
Coulson would for sure be the funnest to talk to but he probably wouldn't randomly fly you to pairs on his private jet to grab a snack.
Rocket Raccoon. That guy has charisma!
Rocket Raccoon. That guy has charisma!
He is a entertaining rabbit that is for sure.
MCU...
Hrm. Gonna say Shuri.
Thor, but I reserve the right to pick which version of Thor I get.
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Godsdamnit ಠ╭╮ಠ
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Apparently, Lissa had already left Paizo. Damn, I didn't even get to say goodbye to her either.
I can't help feeling sad, right now. ;_;
I think I bunch of us are feeling sad right now.
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Apparently, Lissa had already left Paizo. Damn, I didn't even get to say goodbye to her either.
I can't help feeling sad, right now. ;_;I think I bunch of us are feeling sad right now.
*All of the Hugs*
I'm not sure I'm sad...mostly because she's not dead and I'm sure since I'm facebook friends with Owen and Stephen, I can send her messages. Maybe.
Mostly I'm just annoyed that I won't get much respite in July or August for gaming...but after that I MIGHT be able to pay for car repairs AND maybe a new laptop going forward.
Of course if said car repair costs more than 5 grand, I might be SOL on that still...
Laptop less so...