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"Um...probably still in the harbor trying to figure out how to untie their boats from the dock, Mistress"

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Selene Spires wrote:
"Um...probably still in the harbor trying to figure out how to untie their boats from the dock, Mistress"

"Well then give them knives and tell them to cut the ropes my pet."


Sorry, these are Starships.


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John Napier 698 wrote:
Sorry, these are Starships.

I figured...but we are still talking goblins here....


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Rysky wrote:
Selene Spires wrote:
"Um...probably still in the harbor trying to figure out how to untie their boats from the dock, Mistress"
"Well then give them knives and tell them to cut the ropes my pet."

Selena sighs and goes to the com station..."Goblins of Mistress Rysky's Goblin Navy! Use knives to cut the ropes...do not use fire or explosions...do not use molasses and try to eat your way through."


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Selene Spires wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Selene Spires wrote:
"Um...probably still in the harbor trying to figure out how to untie their boats from the dock, Mistress"
"Well then give them knives and tell them to cut the ropes my pet."
Selena sighs and goes to the com station..."Goblins of Mistress Rysky's Goblin Navy! Use knives to cut the ropes...do not use fire or explosions...do not use molasses and try to eat your way through."

*looks up from the cable covered in molasses, still holding the now empty pitcher*

...but I just got them ready!


*Sigh!*


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Rysky wrote:
"Sound off! Where my Goblin Navy at?!"

AHA!

A CALL TO ARMS!

ROUST, ME HEARTIES! THERE ARE BOATS TO PILLAGE, SHEEP TO BURN, INFINITIVES TO SPLIT!

LET US SAVAGELY DESTROY THE ENEMY!

...

Whoever they are. Just... assume anyone we meet that isn't us is the enemy, we'll do fine!


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YAAAAAYYYY!


Here we go again...


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"May is suggest you use seduction, Mistress Rysky? I do not think the Goblin Offensive will work."


Arr I be glad I looked into getting caught up on this thread! Mighty amusein'!


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In keeping with tradition...

*Sung to the tune of "Santa Claus is Coming to Town"*

♪♫ You better give up,
On Christmas this year,
You haven't a chance,
With relatives here, ♪♫

♪♫ Sam and Roz are Coming to Town! ♪♫

♪♫They're bringing they're kids,
To add to your fun,
They're staying ten days,
You thought it was one, ♪♫

♪♫ Sam and Roz are Coming to Town! ♪♫

♪♫ They'll monopolize your bathroom,
They'll destroy your solitude,
They'll eat you out of house and home,
Then complain about the food! ♪♫

♪♫ There's only one way,
To save your Noel,
You give them the house,
You take a Hotel! ♪♫

♪♫ Sam and Roz are Coming to Town! ♪♫

*Lyrics once more from Mad Magazine in the 1970s*


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It's a half hour before I leave work.

Merry Christmas, everyone.


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No stinkin' gremlin outsings us!

♪♫ Rudolph the Russian reindeer
Radiates until he glows,
He schleps around Chernobyl,
Plutonium between his toes♪♫

♪♫All of the other reindeer
Hate to see him out at night
Beaming his phosphorescence
Like a shaggy reading light!♪♫

♪♫ Russian winters ain't the same,
Since Chernobyl's blow,
Rudolph's radioactive glow
Tends to melt the Christmas snow! ♪♫

♪♫ Details are banned by Moscow
On the radiation fall,
Say all the Kremlin censors,
"Rudolph never lived at all!" ♪♫


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Merry Christmas, Mistress Rysky!!!


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Merry Christmas, Rysky!


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Rysky wrote:
John Napier 698 wrote:
"The members of the Paizo message boards have scattered, fleeing the advance of the evil Blood Nest Pirates. The crew of the private yacht, Rysky Venture, led by the indomitable Rysky, conducts commando-style raids against the pirates, seeking to destroy their material supplies."
"Sound off! Where my Goblin Navy at?!"

{crawls out from under the sofa}

Blerg.

Warning: DO NOT drink the blueberry flavored pugwampi wine. Yes, it is now well-aged. No, it is NOT fit for consumption except for those who can eat anything. Even then the bad luck aura will lead to...unpleasantness.

Could somebody get the undead pugwampi maid to clean up the mess under the couch? That would be great, thanks!

So...we're heading on a space voyage?!?!?

{urp}

...I...gotta hit the head first...be right back...

{runs to bathroom, holding mouth}

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Merry Christmas everyone!

Sorry I didn't respond earlier, had pretty much no access to interwebs for posting yesterday -_-

I hope all of y'all had a great day though.

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Selene Spires wrote:
"May is suggest you use seduction, Mistress Rysky? I do not think the Goblin Offensive will work."

"Sorry for the tardy response, was off seducing. From the peace and quiet since it apparently had an effect."


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Merry Christmas, Rysky! Was it a good one?

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John Napier 698 wrote:
Merry Christmas, Rysky! Was it a good one?

Thankies John, yes it was :3

What about your's?


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Rysky wrote:
John Napier 698 wrote:
Merry Christmas, Rysky! Was it a good one?

Thankies John, yes it was :3

What about your's?

It was good. Just me and my mother. My brother Lee had Christmas at his in-laws, but he called and wished us a Merry Christmas.


Last night, my mother complained that her pillow went flat. I said, "That's what happens when you leave the can open."


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Happy New Year, Rysky!

...and the rest of you, I suppose. ;)


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Happy New Year, Mistress Rysky!

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Happy New Year everyone!

*hands out snuggles*


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Very belated Christmas/Hanukkah/Kwanza/Festivus/Saturnalia and slightly less belated Happy New Year to Mistress Rysky and her honored guests!


Selene Spires wrote:
Selena sighs and goes to the com station..."Goblins of Mistress Rysky's Goblin Navy! Use knives to cut the ropes...do not use fire or explosions...do not use molasses and try to eat your way through."

I'm not falling for that again, I still have bits of caramel in my ears. I'm sure Mistress Rysky has you tied up for a very good reason. ;)


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Feros wrote:
Any thoughts on what I should do for my fiftieth birthday (today! :D) other than keep breathing?

And a very very very belated Happy Birthday to you too, Feros.


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Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Very belated Christmas/Hanukkah/Kwanza/Festivus/Saturnalia and slightly less belated Happy New Year to Mistress Rysky and her honored guests!

Ambi's back! YAYYYYYY!!!! :D

*Kermit arm flail*

Seriously, I was getting a little concerned!


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Mistress Rysky,

While trying to escape from TV Tropes repeatedly (and so far failing), I stumbled upon Everybody Loves Large Chests. Have you (or anyone else here) read it? If so, what were your impressions?

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Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:

Mistress Rysky,

While trying to escape from TV Tropes repeatedly (and so far failing), I stumbled upon Everybody Loves Large Chests. Have you (or anyone else here) read it? If so, what were your impressions?

I haven't and now I shall.

And yeah, you pretty much need an outside source to pry you out of that website.


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I find the Youtube channel PBS Spacetime quite interesting.


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*Enters the seemingly abandoned thread*

>.>

<.<

*Turns on “procured” laptop and in the monitors low glow begins log entry*

Log Entry: February 8, 2019 (GC: Calistril 8, 4814)

It has been 8 days since anyone has wandered the now empty halls of the >> Ask *Rysky* anything, anything at all! << thread. I find myself somewhat haunted by the echoes. Perhaps they mock me, reminding me of pranks long past. Or maybe it’s just something I ate. Either or.

I am at a loss. I wonder if the lack of actual questions has led to these dry spells or if it is something far more sinister. Something lurking in the shadows, slowing plotting the end of succubae and gremlins. If so, what is its nefarious plan? Does it intend to destroy us in the name of order and righteousness? Or did the goblins just get bored? Who can tell in the vacant halls of shadowed laughter?

I grow maudlin. I need to do something to raise my spirits like send were-corgis after squirrels hopped up on meth through the halls of Paizo or something. I shall retire to my hidden hidey hole and contemplate this.

End Log Entry.

*Quietly closes laptop and scurries out of the thread*


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*sigh*

Silly pugeampi...Valentine's Day is less than a week away...we have soon much preparations for Mistress Rysky to do...

Leather needs waxing...

Manacles needs polishing...

Outfits need repairing...

Ahem...toys need cleaning...

The caramel bath must be maintained at the precise tempertures...

Ropes must be checked...

Certain....ahem types of furniture need to be tested, repaired if needed, and cleaned...

So much to do....


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Oh, Mistress Rysky have you been to my thread lately?


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Oh, Mistress Rysky have you been to YOUR thread lately?


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Master Pugwampi wrote:
Oh, Mistress Rysky have you been to YOUR thread lately?

I second this question...

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Selene Spires wrote:

*sigh*

Silly pugeampi...Valentine's Day is less than a week away...we have soon much preparations for Mistress Rysky to do...

Leather needs waxing...

Manacles needs polishing...

Outfits need repairing...

Ahem...toys need cleaning...

The caramel bath must be maintained at the precise tempertures...

Ropes must be checked...

Certain....ahem types of furniture need to be tested, repaired if needed, and cleaned...

So much to do....

Thank you, sweetness. *pets*

Silver Crusade

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Selene Spires wrote:
Oh, Mistress Rysky have you been to my thread lately?

No, and that's an issue I want to correct post-haste :3

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Selene Spires wrote:
Master Pugwampi wrote:
Oh, Mistress Rysky have you been to YOUR thread lately?
I second this question...

Well it is my ASK thread :3


Maintaining an ask thread seems like a bit of work. Seems like to much responsibility. Ofcourse I'm sure mine wouldn't be as "interesting" and active as yours.

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Vidmaster7 wrote:
Maintaining an ask thread seems like a bit of work. Seems like to much responsibility. Ofcourse I'm sure mine wouldn't be as "interesting" and active as yours.

*shrugs*


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Never had one, and thin the Grand Forum Update kinda stuck a pin in the swarms of casuals who used to populate such threads...


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Happy Valentine's Day, Mistress Rysky!!!

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Selene Spires wrote:
Happy Valentine's Day, Mistress Rysky!!!

Happy Valentine's Day, Selene!

*cuddles*


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I brought you a Valentine, Boss!

*drops a still beating goblin heart in the thread*

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Master Pugwampi wrote:

I brought you a Valentine, Boss!

*drops a still beating goblin heart in the thread*

Awwwww, thank you Wumpums!

*puts heart into preserving jar*

*puts on desk with the others*


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Hey, has anybody seen...

Oh. Well. Tough luck for Flychy.

LOOKS LIKE MEAT'S BACK ON THE MENU, GUYS!

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