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I thought High Noon was a movie starring Gary Cooper and Grace Kelly...

Fire. Is there nothing it can't do? <3

So, what do you think of the new portrait that was recently done of you? Do you consider it a more accurate representation than this one?

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...and how do you feel about goblins asking all these questions?

*stares at daggers apprehensively*

So, I love the airgun. Silent sniper is best sniper, but how do we refill the compressed air capsules?

Strong lungs and a straw?

I STUCK EXPLOSIVES INTO THE OFFICE VENDING MACHINES TO SLOW THEM DOWN!

I got thirty hamsters to run thirty turbines to generate enough electricity to overload all of the capacitors.

Then I hooked them up to the vending machine instead, because that seemed like it would be more fun!

Suddenly I have a good explanation for the fried chocolate covered dill pickle chips I found all over the place! They were yummy!

Somebody keep a record of that technique! Fine cuisine is its own reward!

John Napier 698 wrote:

"The members of the Paizo message boards have scattered, fleeing the advance of the evil Blood Nest Pirates. The crew of the private yacht, Rysky Venture, led by the indomitable Rysky, conducts commando-style raids against the pirates, seeking to destroy their material supplies."

"Sound off! Where my Goblin Navy at?!"

{crawls out from under the sofa}

Blerg.

Warning: DO NOT drink the blueberry flavored pugwampi wine. Yes, it is now well-aged. No, it is NOT fit for consumption except for those who can eat anything. Even then the bad luck aura will lead to...unpleasantness.

Could somebody get the undead pugwampi maid to clean up the mess under the couch? That would be great, thanks!

So...we're heading on a space voyage?!?!?

{urp}

...I...gotta hit the head first...be right back...

{runs to bathroom, holding mouth}

Oh dear...

Repairs to his bunker

Make room!

THERE ARE NO PUGWAMPIS IN THE PLAYTEST BESTIARY!!!!! WHY?!?!? I'LL SUE, THAT'S WHAT I'LL DO! YOU JUST WATCH!

*continues to rant and throw up a storm*

*sighs*

I fear this may go on a while...

Star Captain Killjoy wrote:

John Napier 698 wrote:

Marines! Muster on the boat deck. Prepare for boarding.

"FIND ME A BOARD! IDEALLY WITH A NAIL THROUGH IT!"

...but what if they come back with bigger boards with bigger nails? How far could this escalate? Do we really want to get involved with this sort of arms race, or do we nip it in the bud before someone loses a spleen?

OK, now I'm conflicted. Do we continue the assault or back off and reconsider the potential impact of our actions?

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...or do we just cut to the chase and BURN IT ALL DOWN!!!!!!

Maybe there's a hallucinogenic quality to whatever Mimdel imbibed?

Who knows? It's more likely the result of more than 48 hours without sleep though.

EDIT: Unless we actually ARE being invaded by tiny meter maids!

>.>

<.<

I still say the idea is worth researching...

Wanders in, pipe in hand, spots pugwampi/gremlin cooperation, turns on his heel, and leaves without a word.

Hunh. Wilkins seemed so non-plussed that he remarked "pugwampi/gremlin" instead of "pugwampi/goblin."

I wonder what was unnerving him?

*shrugs and gets back to work*

I this thread has too much goblins and gremlins and not enough sex...

I think this thread has too much sex and gremlins and not enough goblins!

:p

With Taverns of the Inner Seas coming out, I recommend we open one in Rysky's honor, Hmmm, would "The Rysky Endeavor" work as a pub/bar name? It can have a special door that opens at random to another plane or city in the inner seas every hour! And we can fit the Pugwampi with serving outfits! before they gag, the alternative is *holds up bucket of melted chocolate*

How about the "Rysky Venture" instead? Fewer syllables, easier to say.

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What exactly was she supposed to do with the manual? Read it?

*laughs at the outrageous suggestion*

Looks up from a leather bound volume, sighs, and pulls out a pipe from his smoking jacket

One should always be on the lookout for gremlins, my dear chap. They have a most tiresome tendency to afflict you with their presence.

Nothing at all like goblins, of course. No similarity at all.

Yeah! We don't afflict people with our presence: we inflict our presence on people!

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BTW Wilkins, are you READING?!?!?!?!?