So, what do you think of the new portrait that was recently done of you? Do you consider it a more accurate representation than this one? ... ...and how do you feel about goblins asking all these questions? *stares at daggers apprehensively*
Mimdel Boom wrote: I STUCK EXPLOSIVES INTO THE OFFICE VENDING MACHINES TO SLOW THEM DOWN! Vingorg wrote:
Suddenly I have a good explanation for the fried chocolate covered dill pickle chips I found all over the place! They were yummy! Somebody keep a record of that technique! Fine cuisine is its own reward!
Rysky wrote:
{crawls out from under the sofa} Blerg. Warning: DO NOT drink the blueberry flavored pugwampi wine. Yes, it is now well-aged. No, it is NOT fit for consumption except for those who can eat anything. Even then the bad luck aura will lead to...unpleasantness. Could somebody get the undead pugwampi maid to clean up the mess under the couch? That would be great, thanks! So...we're heading on a space voyage?!?!? {urp} ...I...gotta hit the head first...be right back... {runs to bathroom, holding mouth}
Vingorg wrote:
OK, now I'm conflicted. Do we continue the assault or back off and reconsider the potential impact of our actions? ... ...or do we just cut to the chase and BURN IT ALL DOWN!!!!!!
Wilkins, Goblin Scholar wrote: Wanders in, pipe in hand, spots pugwampi/gremlin cooperation, turns on his heel, and leaves without a word. Hunh. Wilkins seemed so non-plussed that he remarked "pugwampi/gremlin" instead of "pugwampi/goblin." I wonder what was unnerving him? *shrugs and gets back to work*
Scrapper wrote: With Taverns of the Inner Seas coming out, I recommend we open one in Rysky's honor, Hmmm, would "The Rysky Endeavor" work as a pub/bar name? It can have a special door that opens at random to another plane or city in the inner seas every hour! And we can fit the Pugwampi with serving outfits! before they gag, the alternative is *holds up bucket of melted chocolate* How about the "Rysky Venture" instead? Fewer syllables, easier to say.
Wilkins, Goblin Scholar wrote:
Yeah! We don't afflict people with our presence: we inflict our presence on people! .... BTW Wilkins, are you READING?!?!?!?!? |