>> Ask *Rysky* anything, anything at all! <<

[Master Pugwampi]

The Fiend Fantastic wrote:

Rysky....why can't people of local government look at a bigger picture?

It's cost me a chance at a new job. :/

Well that sucks! :(

In response might I suggest flaming dog poo bags on each of their doorsteps. Unoriginal maybe, but the classics never go out of fashion! >:D

*please note that this is advice from a pugwampi. Follow at your own risk*

Rysky wrote:

:(

*offers hugs*

Uh...Boss, you know you didn't actually answer Fiend's question, right?

*suddenly realizes what he is doing*

O.O

*quickly looks for the fastest exit and makes up a lame excuse*

<.<
>.>
...Hey! I just remembered...something.
...
Oh yeah! Hunt set himself on fire and I had to come get a fire extinguisher!

*looks about and sees no fire extinguishers present*

So...I better go find a fire extinguisher...yeah...right now...

BYE!!

*flees with his little furry tail between his legs*

[Captain Killjoy]

*sniffs the air*

Hm. I don't smell burning Pugwampi... I DO smell a bit of... well, call it the natural reaction of a terrified small mammal....

[Scrapper]

With Taverns of the Inner Seas coming out, I recommend we open one in Rysky's honor, Hmmm, would "The Rysky Endeavor" work as a pub/bar name? It can have a special door that opens at random to another plane or city in the inner seas every hour! And we can fit the Pugwampi with serving outfits! before they gag, the alternative is *holds up bucket of melted chocolate*

[Rysky]

Pugwampis in tiny bespoke tuxedos?

Squuuuuuuuueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!

[Sorin Kell, Scumbag For Hire]

I know a tailor who owes me a favor...

[Janka Fastgut]

Scrapper wrote:

With Taverns of the Inner Seas coming out, I recommend we open one in Rysky's honor, Hmmm, would "The Rysky Endeavor" work as a pub/bar name? It can have a special door that opens at random to another plane or city in the inner seas every hour! And we can fit the Pugwampi with serving outfits! before they gag, the alternative is *holds up bucket of melted chocolate*

How about the "Rysky Venture" instead? Fewer syllables, easier to say.

[Rysky]

*muches popcorn*

[Vidmaster7]

You were so right rysk the art is amazing. So much to read..

[Rysky the Dark Solarion]

Yuuuuuuuuuuuus.

[Ambrosia Slaad]

Mistress of Fiendish Confectionery,

Are there any fantastic or extraterrestrial animals and beasts that you think could be good candidates for strains of lycanthropy? Coeurls would be nifty, but they're closed content. Aurumvorax would work except for their metal and ore diets.

[Rysky]

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Mistress of Fiendish Confectionery,

Are there any fantastic or extraterrestrial animals and beasts that you think could be good candidates for strains of lycanthropy? Coeurls would be nifty, but they're closed content. Aurumvorax would work except for their metal and ore diets.

Oooooo, cool....

Skeltercats! So pretty, plus their altered mental state would mean you do a lot more than always Chaotic/Evil lycanthropes.

Akatas! If you survive their infection you have to worry about turning into a different beast still! Plus Dead Suns gave them some kickass new art.

I could see Were-Aurumvoraxes being a dwarven curse from the gods or the like, the normal lawful smiths being transformed into a ravenous beasts that devour their prized materials.

[John Napier 698]

The Fiend Fantastic wrote:

Rysky....why can't people of local government look at a bigger picture?

It's cost me a chance at a new job. :/

Because droids have to be programmed. :)

[Scrapper]

Tieflings/Aasimars/Elemental kin and other planar/non-humanoid types fortunately are immune to Akata Void Plague, so Rysky can likely keep one as a pet...

[Rysky the Dark Solarion]

Scrapper wrote:

Tieflings/Aasimars/Elemental kin and other planar/non-humanoid types fortunately are immune to Akata Void Plague, so Rysky can likely keep one as a pet...

I'd keep more than one, adorable moon doggos :3

[John Napier 698]

Good morning, everyone.

[Rysky]

Morning!

[Hunt, the PugWumpus]

Wait, when did baby hyenas turn out to be so cute?

[Rysky]

Hyenas and Gnolls have ALWAYS been cute ^w^

[Master Pugwampi]

Rysky wrote:

Hyenas and Gnolls have ALWAYS been cute ^w^

'Cuz they're FLUFFY!

[Rysky]

Master Pugwampi wrote:

Rysky wrote:

Hyenas and Gnolls have ALWAYS been cute ^w^

'Cuz they're FLUFFY!

Yus!

[Limeylongears]

Rysky wrote:

Hyenas and Gnolls have ALWAYS been cute ^w^

But they kidnapped Dynaheir!

[Rysky]

Limeylongears wrote:

Rysky wrote:

Hyenas and Gnolls have ALWAYS been cute ^w^

But they kidnapped Dynaheir!

They was trying to keep her safe from Irenicus ;_;

[John Napier 698]

Good morning, everyone. Today is my mother's birthday. She turns seventy.

[Rysky]

Happy birthday to moma Napier!

[John Napier 698]

:) !!!

[John Napier 698]

It's been a long, busy, day. And I'm tired. Good night, everyone.

[Rysky]

Good night, John. Sleep well.

[John Napier 698]

Good morning, everyone.

[Rysky]

Morning, John.

[John Napier 698]

*Yawn* 'Morning.

[Hunt, the PugWumpus]

{wanders by, mumbling to self:} Wow. Wow, wow, wow. Wow? Wow, wow! Wow. Mwow? Wow...

[Master Pugwampi]

*wanders by, mumbling to self*

Yes, HypnoToad. The Greek yogurt goes on the INSIDE. I understand now...

[Dragoncat]

Have any of your GMs put you in a no-win scenario before, Rysky?

I'm asking because my Age of Worms group more or less got into one just now...

[John Napier 698]

I was in one. When I was in the Army, our 1st edition DM had us in a party wipe. My wizard was the last one standing. So I got close enough to the BBEG and did a retributive strike with my Staff of Power. If I was going down, so was he.

[Rysky]

Dragoncat wrote:

Have any of your GMs put you in a no-win scenario before, Rysky?

I'm asking because my Age of Worms group more or less got into one just now...

Yes -_-

[Rysky]

John Napier 698 wrote:

I was in one. When I was in the Army, our 1st edition DM had us in a party wipe. My wizard was the last one standing. So I got close enough to the BBEG and did a retributive strike with my Staff of Power. If I was going down, so was he.

Nice.

[Dragoncat]

Rysky wrote:

Dragoncat wrote:

Have any of your GMs put you in a no-win scenario before, Rysky?

I'm asking because my Age of Worms group more or less got into one just now...

Yes -_-

Ouch.

How'd you deal with it?

[John Napier 698]

Rysky wrote:

John Napier 698 wrote:

I was in one. When I was in the Army, our 1st edition DM had us in a party wipe. My wizard was the last one standing. So I got close enough to the BBEG and did a retributive strike with my Staff of Power. If I was going down, so was he.

Nice.

Well, when I was younger, my play style was a bit over-the-top agressive. It didn't help that 1st Edition encouraged that behavior. These days, I'm more tactically-oriented.

[Rysky the Dark Solarion]

Dragoncat wrote:

Rysky wrote:

Dragoncat wrote:

Have any of your GMs put you in a no-win scenario before, Rysky?

I'm asking because my Age of Worms group more or less got into one just now...

Yes -_-

Ouch.

How'd you deal with it?

Continue playing until we didn't.

It wasn't a one time thing.

[Feros]

I just checked the times you post and I have to ask:

Rysky, do you actually sleep?

[Rysky]

When I remember to.

[Definitely not being sarcastic]

:/

Sleep is overrated anyways.

[John Napier 698]

Until you actually fall over.

[John Napier 698]

Good morning, everyone.

[Rysky]

Good morning, John.

[Ambrosia Slaad]

Feros wrote:

Rysky, do you actually sleep?

Rysky wrote:

When I remember to.

You sound like you need attention from Pom Klementieff's Mantis.

[Rysky the Dark Solarion]

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Feros wrote:

Rysky, do you actually sleep?

Rysky wrote:

When I remember to.

You sound like you need attention from Pom Klementieff's Mantis.

Dawwwww, yes I do.

[Vidmaster7]

It's beautiful.
Drax: It is. And so are you.
[pause]
Drax: On the inside.

[Feros]

So Rysky, when did Crystal get in charge of plant writeups?

As a horticulturalist myself, I find this an exciting development!

>;)

Hee hee hee, "plant writeups!"

[Rysky the Dark Solarion]

>_<

I mistype when I'm excited.

(You're a horticulturist?)