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Just like the borg, they're adapting. Resistance is futile!
Not entirely. Borg are like roaches -- roaches can adapt to all sorts of things, but I've never met a roach that was resistant to a properly placed shoe.
We need to put in a call to Species 8472. Anybody got their emergency contact number?
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On the money! Sparkly!
And Praise be to Shelyn for the wonderful craft check in making a weapon sparkly and pretty. I think the Banhammer is now considered a Sacred Piece of Art and Blood.
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You guys have been doing a good job so far. I haven't seen any of this spam everyone is talking about. Whats been going on lately?
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...shifts his hammer restlessly.....
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You guys have been doing a good job so far. I haven't seen any of this spam everyone is talking about. Whats been going on lately?
It was flooding the boards early this morning. General, GM Discussion, Card Game, PFS... it was everywhere, especially in the smaller subforums. Then the mods came in wielding their mighty banhammers and started smiting away. It's coming in slowly, but with their help, we have been able to flag and move on while they constantly smite with the banhammer.
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You guys have been doing a good job so far. I haven't seen any of this spam everyone is talking about. Whats been going on lately?
It pops in and out, sometimes being absent for a while (when the admins temporarily manage to eradicate them), and then once again showing up in hordes. The user IDs are pretty obvious spam names, and the messages are apparently in Korean -- this shows up as gibberish on my computer but I can actually see Korean characters on my phone, although I don't know how to read them; however, I can see that they are extremely repetitive, and from the occasional Latin character strings interspersed in them I can see that they are pushing some spam site. DON'T wish to see this -- be careful what you wish for. Sometimes they come in such dense blocks that they push nearly half of the other threads out of the Messageboards sidebar.
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I might have to digitize some kind of patch commenerating this event as this thread has been the most amusing to me all day. Especially conversations between Mrs. Guillet and Mr. Odekirk. Also Mr. Anthony is a Dragon and Dragon's are awesome!
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...shifts his hammer restlessly.....If you're bored you should help me enter PaizoCon events.
But smacking things with hammers is more fun......
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Also Mr. Anthony is a Dragon and Dragon's are awesome!Hallelujah, sister. Preach it!
Can I be a feathered Wing Dragon as I preach this? My breath attack will be sparkly crystal light.
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I'm….so….sorry. I just needed to…I dunno, call for help.
I flagged…so many….I may never get the spam stains out.
It seems the assault has abated. For now. But we will rally again.
Remember the SPAMWarriors mantra folks.
And our….sub-motto:
Never post in their threads!!!.
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*Treacherous politician mode*
But surely they can be reasoned with! Someone must go to the thread and post. If we can initiate a dialogue, there will be no need for banning! We must halt these unnecessary attacks on the visitors and instead show them a proper welcome.
*Slithers away from throne*
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IDK I'm reading all the events as I enter them in silly voices. Its pretty fun. Or at least that's what I keep telling myself.
It's when the voices start speaking on their own you need to become concerned.
Battles of Conquest
4 Players
Pathfinder
When the fighting danger is being fought in village, adventurers must KILL THEM KILL THEM ALL KILL THEM KILL THEM ALL START WITH THE ONE IN CHARGE OF BANHAMMERS 우리는 떼 내용입니다
Experience Required: Beginner
Excuse me Mr Conquest, my friends and I are want to play, but we are unsure how to tell if we are beginners. Two of us have +3 banhammers we won at the fruit-drive and I have a mould of thirst.
Will Battles of Conquest fully support Anvils of Hammer as suggested in the early-late Beta?
What if we cash in all of our SPAM points? I have 3, but my buddy says they are infected by my mould of thirst. I disagree, as AoH keeps all your inventory separated from your SPAM points unless you have levels in Odorous. Which I do, but that is my Secondary.
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L- Lissa is Dread Pirate Robberts?!
EDIT: HOLY CARP. Within the minute Lissa signed off, they were back... and within the minute they were back, they were banned! You guys are hardcore awesome! :D
*Calls secret spammer allies*
The admin has left the website. REPEAT, the admin has left the website.
*Listens*
No, it's not. Look, codespeak is hard. Shut up.
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Thanks for the help and well-wishes, everyone.
Tonight's banhammer is powered by smooth jazz and gleeful malice.
Software Test Engineer
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Erik, Smiter!
He's been down too long on the Paizo board!
Oh what banning, my lordCrush the spammer!
You can see his posts and you know he's banned
Oh don't you see that it's planned!
It's flawless you see, the banning I decree.
My banning is sick like my lyrics too quick, to get past me is rather hard to foresee, for I smight with the might of the banhammer, and I fear not the words of the gold spammer! But it's plain to see they intend to outlast me so to Christopher I pass tonight's hammer and mantle.
Software Developer
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On we moderate
The big spammer try to post his stuff on my forum
Try to tell me, tell me he's got more o'em
But I don't really let a guy spam here cause
I got a banhammer and I'm armed real well
I got a banhammer and I'm armed real well
I got a banhammer and I'm armed real well
I wanna grow up
I wanna be Postmonster General
I wanna grow up
I wanna be
So no one posts spam here!
I got the forums in my pocket, try to put me down
Wanna post spam, gotta get out
To the forums, gonna throw down on the forums
I wanna go out
Next crazy spammer gonna get a ban!
Next crazy spammer gonna get a ban!
Next crazy spammer gonna get a ban!
Next crazy spammer
Pow pow pow, pow pow pow, pow pow pow, pow pow pow
I wanna grow up
I wanna be Postmonster General
I wanna grow up
So no one posts spam here
-- Parody of "Lunchbox" by Marilyn Manson
It has begun again...
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SPAMHunters mount up! Tis time for us to once again ride to the aide of our beloved Paizo. Let us aide those who wield the mighty Banhammer in their hunt against these vile invaders.
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Geez, Paizo what did you do to piss off North Korea, don't tell me you let Cosmo on Twitter again, Damn it! you know all he's gonna do is Troll Dennis Rodman:D
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Rest and prepare you're spells wizard. The trolls will be on us soon.
It seems, Lady Lissa, that the invaders are sending in scouts to test Paizo's defenses. Prepare your banhammer and we shall aide you as much as we can.
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I flagged two with my patented KittenKannon this morning.
I feel this is the calm before the storm...
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So quiet this morning... too quiet.....
Well...there's still 4 posts in the ACG area that have been there a couple of hours...bathe it =p
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Forgive me, Lissa, but I just pictured you dressed as Elmer Fudd saying "Be vewy, vewy quiet. I'm hunting spammews." (though with far more success than Elmer).
But seriously, many, many thanks for all your hard work - you and everyone else at Paizo - in crushing these spammers.