64. Because abstract art ruined everything forever.
65. Because someone sent us to the past instead of the future.
66. Someone sent us into the wrong past. How am I supposed to assassinate Edison if he's already dead?
67.
68. Because we post too close together and now have two #66's
70. Because we can't count
72. Because your face! :high fives bros:
73. Because GoatToucher's touched it.
74. Because someone pressed the big red button.
76. Because of delicious Hostess Fruit Pies!
77. Because. Wait a minute, why is this even a numbered thread to begin with?
78. Because Minion GM questioned the numbers!
80. Droughts
81. Heat waves
82. The Elemental Plane of Fire
84. Cheater of Mystra Build
85. Because our wishes are constantly corrupted.
86. trans fats
87. Rust monsters
90. Because I've lost track of what number we're really on already.
91. Because that's how you get ants, Lana
92. Because people don't like change, even for the better.
93. Because Flash Gordon is alive!
94. This world is a cruel digital facsimile and the programmers are jerks.
95. Because the cake was a lie
lawyers
98. Don't forget taxes!
98. Don't forget taxes!
101. Or death!
102. Bird poop.
98. Don't forget taxes!
In fairness to taxes, I'd say they've given me more nice things (a not-dead brother above all, but free university education was nice too) than they've taken away.
And more in the spirit of this thread: 103. Fire.
104. Politicians
107. Norway.
112. Because of moar cowbell.
113. The transsubstantiation doctrine.
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114. Banned for not posting more in the Tomb of Borrors, Jenny/bleached otyugh/ROG!
115. People in the wrong places with the wrong intentions.
116. Horrible DM's
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1198746238. Because of time travel
117. Because I confuse threads...