Reasons why we can't have nice things...

["THE" Poog of Zarongel]

118. GoatGroper wants to cuddle it, much disturbing cuddling.

[ARGH!]

119. because

secrets you will go mad if you read:

Hastur is here! On Paizo's website! Just check the PRD!

120. because

secrets you will go mad if you read:

explosive runes!

[krevon]

121. Ice storms in Alabama

[Minion GM]

122. Just because

[The Fiend Fantastic]

123. Murphey's Law

[Alick]

124. Murphy's in-laws.

[the Queen's Raven]

125. Murphy's by-laws

[Lord Foul II]

126. Great old ones
127. Not so great old ones.

[Sissyl]

128. Great not so old ones.

[Lord Foul II]

129. Not so great not so old ones
130. Pyramid schemes.

[Sissyl]

131. Tetrahedral schemes.

[Kajehase]

132. Akhenaton's non-pyramid schemes.

[Lord Foul II]

133. Triangular schemes
134. We're allergic to nice things.

[I'm Hiding Under Your Bed]

135. Soccer moms

[Alick]

136. Non-Euclidean Geometry
137. Wormholes
138. White holes
139. Black holes
140. Copywrite infringement laws
141. People who claim multiple numbers on this thread
142. Fantasy Tropes
143. Rules of the internet
144. Black mold

[krevon]

145 Great Old Ones

[Tiny Coffee Golem]

146 *Waves Hello*

[Tiny Coffee Golem]

147 "reality" television

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

148. Because the stockholders will cry.

[The Fiend Fantastic]

149. The KGB

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

150. Whoever it was on the grassy knoll.

[Death_Keeper]

151. Because people don't appreciate the horror genre of role-play anymore

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

152. Because Death_Keeper's crown is too big for them.

[Death_Keeper]

153. Because I'm Hiding In Your Closet has pancake makeup.
154. I need a shave

[The Fiend Fantastic]

155. And a haircut

[Death_Keeper]

156. My coffee cup is still empty, therefore nice things cannot exist

[Alick]

156. I lost my two pence...

[Goddity]

157. Because Death_Keeper and IHIYC are going to turn this into another insults thread.

[Death_Keeper]

158. Because puppies give the 'puppy-dog-eyes' to me, and it does not melt my heart. Bunny rabbits though

[Wylliam Harrison]

159. The Deathstar blew up the planet.

[Goddity]

160. They blew up my deathstar with a giant mirror by reflecting the lazar after I destroyed William Harrison's planet.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

161. People actually believe the 9/11 attacks were some kind of unthinkable paradigm-shifting event.

[Ulfen Death Squad]

162. There are still Runelords out there

[Goddity]

163. There are still runelosers out there.

[grimdog73]

164. Because....just because man.....like totally because.....whoa, radical man!!

[GoatToucher]

165. Because of the free market.

[krevon]

166. Because of Government regulations

[GoatToucher]

167. Because The Man won't let a young brother have nice things.

[Ulfen Death Squad]

168. Because Johnny 5 is alive.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

169. Because some assembly is required.

[Conman the Bardbarian]

170. Because they've already been had.

[Tiny Coffee Golem]

717. Dyslexia
172. Ikea

["THE" Poog of Zarongel]

173. Bad coffee

[Sissyl]

174. Coffee-flavoured apples.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

175. The encroaching Red Velvet Scourge.

[krevon]

176. because I got high, because I got high, because I got Hi-igh.

[Tiny Coffee Golem]

"THE" Poog of Zarongel wrote:

173. Bad coffee

177. Bad Coffee deserves a second mention. It's a very serious problem.

Also,

178. There's a potential coffee drought in the future. Demand is up and supply is the same. I predict the murder rate in office buildings is going to increase.

Edit: corrected the number.

[Ulfen Death Squad]

179. No beer or bad quality beer.

[bugleyman]

180. Miracle Whip.

[krevon]

Snow and Ice in Alabama