Reasons why we can't have nice things...


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357. That's just how life is, so tough cranberries!

Silver Crusade

Goth Guru wrote:
356: Because a member of the tea party is running for president, I wish Lucky was running now.

358. Because not only am I not nearly old enough to run, but would most likely be a horrible president.


359. I'm sorry, I ate the homework because no one put a bowl out for me after I sang. :(


360: Because someone left the door open, raccoons got in, and destroyed the couch.

Scarab Sages

361: Because we keep getting outbid on eBay.


362. Because nice things are no longer compliant with Ebay's policy.

Scarab Sages

363. Sissyl's hat ate it.


Dammit!

Sovereign Court

364. People not complying with the rules of this thread.

Scarab Sages

365. Bleached Otyugh found it first.


*burps*


366: Powerful men with tiny dingles.


367: Wait,there are rules?


368. Because nothing can stop The CLAW.


369. "'Star Wars' fan arrested over threat to student who revealed plot" See, I can just post headlines here. Many headlines belong here.


370. You can no longer get on Facebook with an assumed name. That means some maniac who wants to kill me because I play Farmville can track me down. So can all the terrorists who can easily acquire fake IDs. Now I can't tell people on Facebook how great Pathfinder is.

Grand Lodge

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371. Your FACE.


372. Cheesy popcorn.

Scarab Sages

373. Scriptural literalism.

Scarab Sages

374. Cancer. RIP, Bowie.

Scarab Sages

375. Alzheimer's Disease. RIP, Pratchett.

Scarab Sages

376. Necrotizing Fasciitis. RIP, Henson.


377. Konami

Scarab Sages

378. Fried chicken and doughnuts. RIP, Elvis.

Scarab Sages

379. Trees. RIP, Sonny Bono.

Scarab Sages

380. The Secret Service being trained in the Heimlich maneuver. RIP, pretzel.

Sovereign Court

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381. The worryingly gloomy outlook of IHIYC.

Scarab Sages

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382. The point at which even the frikkin' Avatar of Zon-Kuthon is telling you to lighten up.


383. Bees! BEEEEEEEES!!!


384. Because someone left my cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'Cause it took so long to make it
And I'll never have that recipe again, oh, no

Scarab Sages

GoatToucher wrote:
383. Bees! BEEEEEEEES!!!

385. Bee-killing pesticides. Bees, after all, are one of the few reasons we CAN have nice things.


385a: BEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!

Scarab Sages

386: Fires in crowded theaters.

The Exchange

387. The pack mule hugging every random creature without rolling to see what it is

Scarab Sages

388. Linda Tripp.


389 The paladin fell on it.


390. Your old friend Sal Monella.

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