Reasons why we can't have nice things...

[Avatar of Zon-Kuthon]

292. People being flipping pedantic!

[lucky7]

293. Mullets and Millets-the roleplaying game about 80's rocker style grain farming!

[Sissyl]

294. Bullets and Ballets- the post-postconstructivist 90s rpg of action hero ballerinas!

[lucky7]

295. Gullets and Goblets-The binge drinking RPG!

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

296. Hungry and Angry - The RPG where you are on a quest to find the third word in The Common Tongue!

[Freehold DM]

GoatToucher wrote:

230. People who like Nicki Minaj.

keeps nice things from goattoucher

[lucky7]

297. Boffins and Coffins-A game about arranging funerals for scientists killed by going on adventures!

We should turn this into it's own Forum Game.

[DaemonArcher]

298. Flumphs and Flounders - The helpful space jellyfish goes for Cthulu.

Wait, where am I?

[lucky7]

299. This silly game.

[Sissyl]

300. GETTING!!! KICKED!!! INTO!!! A!!! PIT!!!

[lucky7]

301. References to movies based on books written by Frank Miller based on legends based on the battle of Thermopylae.

[Avatar of Zon-Kuthon]

302. Godspiller! (The clumsy cousin of Godzilla).

[The Fiend Fantastic]

303. GPS sending you the wrong way.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

304. Nice things being available For A Limited Time Only, While Supplies Last!

[Goth Guru]

305. Topics with 100 in their title and the dorks who scream in all caps at you if you add a 101 post.

[Goddity]

306. Ninjas

307. Ninjas

308. Ninjas

309. Ninjas

310. Ninjas

311. Ninjas

312. Ninjas

313. Ninjas

314. People who put in cheap gimmicks because they want to get to put the number that is the first three digits of pi.

[Ninja'D]

315. Axel Rose

[GoatToucher]

316: Steve Austin

[Goth Guru]

317: New celebrities that use names from old shows thinking everyone has forgotten.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

318. The Tea Party

[GoatToucher]

319: A tea party.

[Goth Guru]

320: The Socratic method being used to troll. That's where you act interested but only quote the things you can brutally tear apart.
321: Being mean so people will hide a topic and starve it out of existence. Sure it works, but I won't sink to that level.

[Mine all mine...don't touch]

322. Squeely Nord

[melferburque]

how was 322 not *322* from serpent's rise?

[Randarak]

323. Hulk Smashed!

324. Phaser on overload!

325. Wave-Motion Gun charged!

326. No one hit the STOP on self-destruct at 00:00:01

[GoatToucher]

327: The First Law of Thermodynamics.

[Sissyl]

The Second Law of Thermodynamics. Far worse than the First.

[Piercedthrough]

329: Dumping wisdom in exchange for one more bloody point of Str.

[Goth Guru]

330: I can't play any games that require a touch screen because the cheep net 10 phone I bought can't hold a battery charge long enough for me to even set it up!
331: I can't buy a tablet because my tax rebate hasn't arrived yet!

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

332: Monsanto owns it.
333: Coca-Cola owns it.
334: Comcast owns it.
335: 3DO bought New World Computing and drove it into the ground.

[Molten Dragon]

336:the cat's eaten it.

[GoatToucher]

337: the cat's been eaten.

[Goth Guru]

338: Some people get crude, then their post gets deleted, and all the responses don't make any sense.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

339. The guy who makes/does nice things died sometime this year.

[Goth Guru]

340. Twitter glitch is keeping me from logging in. Now I have nothing to do but connect everything to The Cleaves.
Special Discoveries..

[GoatToucher]

341: Timmy is trapped in the well.

[Goth Guru]

342: Because of the rare PCs that catch the whole party in area of effect spells, no NPC will act as a guide or a torch bearer. Many only turn to adventurers to find missing persons if no one else will go look for them.

[The Fiend Fantastic]

343. Korean spammers and spammers in general.

[lucky7]

344. Mastah Cheef

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

345. 7h3 54d d3c1in3 0f 13375p54k

[lucky7]

346. Because my horse would make a FINE Chancellor.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

347. Because it's no joke; lucky7's horse WOULD make a better senator than most of those presently seated.

[lucky7]

348. Because I'm running for president*

*In 20 years.

[Icyshadow]

349. Because too many threads around here go wrong.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

350. Because demand for nice things has increased but supply is the same.

[lucky7]

351. Because someone got a monopoly on nice things.

[Avatar of Zon-Kuthon]

352. Because the Horde is lead by the Predator (me!).

[Molten Dragon]

353: because your character is a martial and not a caster.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

354: Because an unending and unsolvable horserace of complaints about balance only wind up turning everything into World of Warcraft.

355: Because Blizzard Entertainment turned to the Dark Side years ago, even though it used to be pretty good.

[Goth Guru]

356: Because a member of the tea party is running for president, I wish Lucky was running now.