You should not rule this city!


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Vidmaster7 should not rule this city because he uses phrases that are waaaaaaay too simple and easy to understand for someone who wants to be a politician.


Vidmaster7 wrote:
Goat toucher should not rule this city cause he uses phrases I don't know the meaning of.

Enjoy.

JTDV should not rule this city because of his rich, nougaty center.


GT should not rule this city because of his frankfurter stuffed crust.


Pulg should not rule this city because when it rains he smells of wet dog!


Captain Kiani the Blue should not rule this city because apparently—and I heard this from a very reliable source—she cannot read consonants. <--In fact, that sentence looks like this to her:

a ai ia i e ue ou o u e i i e au e a a e —a I ea i o a e e ia e ou e— e a o ea o o a .


JDTV should not rule this city because all the other mayors would hunt him down, slay him and then take his shell to Cromwell the Smith to make into a lovely suit of armour.

Scarab Sages

Pulg Should Not Rule This City! That's not even a proper snout. It's polystyrene!


IHIYC shouldn't rule this city because he hates polystyrene.


Sissyl should not rule this city because she refuses to wear the Municipal Polystyrene Snout of Office.


Pulg should not rule this city because he's obsessed with its citizens.

Dark Archive

JTDV should not rule this city because he keeps eating its citizens.


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Barzillai Thrune... Ileosa Arabasti... The Chelaxian shouldn't rule this city because there's not a good precedent with Chelaxian rulers...

Shadow Lodge

Kileana shouldn't rule this city because her face is the same as someone I met who had squirrel ninjas
clearly, this means she has squirrel ninjas
and everyone knows that squirrel ninjas are a#$ h%++s


Lord Foul II should not rule this city because he believes in squirrel ninja's


Vid should not rule this city because he is hiding from public opinion that his inner ninja is actually a squirrel.


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Kileanna's inner Pirate should not rule this city for she has far to many stab wounds by this point

*Back stabs Kileanna's inner Pirate*

*Vanishes*


Vid's Inner Ninja shouldn't rule this city because he is a cute backstabbing rodent!


Diablo Unique Item should not rule this city because he has killed too many of it's citizens with it's drunk driving


ShadeKyubi Should not rule this city cause apparently he thinks Objects can drink and/or drive.

Shadow Lodge

Vidmaster7 should not rule this city because he doesn't believe in animated objects


Lord Foul II should not rule this city because the warning is right there in his name! See? It says "II". Second born, second best.

Shadow Lodge

Jtdv should not rule the city because he fails to recognize the glory of an unbroken string of succession

Sovereign Court

Lord Foul should not rule this city for he constantly poisons himself just to gain sympathy votes.

Shadow Lodge

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The big bad wolf of karazhan should not rule this city because he doesn't realize that I constantly poison myself primarily so as to gain an immunity to all poisons rendering the rightful ruler of this city resistant to assassination (the sympathy votes are just a bonus)


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Lord Foul II should not rule this city because he doesn't speak Common.

How can we understand him when he only speaks strange languages such as English or French?


Dalindra should not rule this city because she would not allow baseball (wooden bats, people...the bats are made of precious wood!).


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JTD should not rule this city because he thinks that bats are made of wood.

Those precious animals are made of blood and flesh, just like any other mammal!

Shadow Lodge

Dalindra should not rule this city because she thinks bats are mammals instead of their true nature as vampires in disguise

Scarab Sages

Lord Foul II Should Not Rule This City until he gets that overlarge growth on his chin checked out.


IHIYC should not rule this city, because he hasn't gotten rid of those pesky super mutants rampaging in town.


The Fiend Fantastic should not rule this city because his "O-face" is scary!


JDTV should not rule this city because he's too busy Screaming for Vengeance.

Although, at a second glance, that should read 'vegetables', not 'vengeance'


Pulg wrote:
GT should not rule this city because of his frankfurter stuffed crust.

Yes... :shifty eyes: "crust"...

Pulg should not rule this city because his shedding is making life miserable for Ludmilla, the housekeeper of the mayoral manse.

Shadow Lodge

GoatToucher wrote:
Pulg wrote:
GT should not rule this city because of his frankfurter stuffed crust.

Yes... :shifty eyes: "crust"...

Pulg should not rule this city because his shedding is making life miserable for Ludmilla, the housekeeper of the mayoral manse.

Goat Toucher should not rule this city because his password to the keypad to enter the mayoral estate is "123456789"


Lord Foul II should not rule this city because he's a poor imitation of Quicksilver.


JTD should not rule this city because he'd spend all his time doing impressions of Bryan Adams in a blender.

Shadow Lodge

Plug should not rule this city because he does all his impressions of Cousion It


Lord Foul II should not rule this city because nobody as young as he is would know what they're doing, know what I mean?

Scarab Sages

JTDV is banned for blatant ageism!

I've got your back, youth vote! *wink*


IHIYC should not rule this city because he would plavdce inappropriate bans everywhere! He has already started!


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Kileannva shovld novt rvle thivs civty becavse shve'd insvist ivn pvtting inavpropriate lvetter Vs evevryvhere.

Scarab Sages

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Pvlg Shovld Not Rvle This City! We provldy live vnder Roman rvle, and pvtting 'Vs' euerywhere is the vtmost patriotic dvty of all trve Romans!


Hunc ego non occultant tuae Armarium cives urbem fortem in supelectilem ne abscondas.

Scarab Sages

Pulg, ne vezesse ezt a várost! A légpárnája tele van angolnával!


O pallaso que se agocha no meu armario non ha de gobernar nesta cidade pois cando o galo pica á pita, aínda, aínda. Cando a pita pica ó galo, malo, malo.


Dalindra not Dache'taHvIS ghaH batlh Hutlh


Vid and all the previous posters shouldn't rule this city because all the official documents would be hundreds of pages long because they would be written in all the 100 co-official languages. And people would be forced to learn all the 100 languages at the school.


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Kileanna should not rule this city because she has said that...

Wait! That makes a lot of sense!

...

...

Kileanna should not rule this city because I say so!


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Captain Kiani the Blue should not rule this city because she keeps editing her post.

Edit (without warning!)

Edit:2 Also because apparently her head is confused.

Edit 3: and hurts a lot.


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Vidmaster7 should not rule this city for posting while I am editing. It's confusing! Should I edit my post again? This has no sense! Arrgggh, my head!!!

Edit: MY HEAD!

Edit 2: IT HURTS!!

Edit 3: A LOT!!!

Edit 4: XD

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